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190 thoughts on “HAPPY WORLD TAPIR DAY!!!

  1. monkeyball Apr 27,2011 11:29 am

    grover bait (tl;dw)

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • grover Apr 29,2011 10:00 am || Up

      You had me at “Tina Fey”.

      But not even she can have me for an hour these days.

      • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 10:11 am || Up

        Howdy stranger. How are things going? Any better?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • grover Apr 29,2011 11:53 am || Up

          I’m in the middle of a divorce… and I honestly don’t know if that means things are getting better or not.

          • nanotrebuchet Apr 29,2011 12:41 pm || Up

            Sorry to hear that (?)

            • grover Apr 29,2011 3:02 pm || Up

              We have an 8 year old child… sorry is appropriate.

              • nanotrebuchet Apr 29,2011 5:22 pm || Up

                Bummer. Best wishes.

              • sslinger Apr 29,2011 11:09 pm || Up

                Been there, and it is hard. I hope you can keep your relationship with your child really strong, as it’s really important for them to know you’re there. And if things get worse, just remember they’ll get better again.

          • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 12:51 pm || Up

            Ouch – whatever the before and after, the during sucks.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  2. Poppy Apr 27,2011 11:36 am

    There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  3. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 12:00 pm

    She is not a Tapir you insensitive bastard.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Apr 27,2011 12:04 pm || Up

      That’s just “World Tapir Day” said with an Australian accent

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Poppy Apr 27,2011 12:18 pm || Up
      Secretary: Now with more cowbell!

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • monkeyball Apr 27,2011 12:19 pm || Up

      And at least I’m not a sexist bastard who presumes all AAs are female.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 12:29 pm || Up

        Mine is. And it’s her day.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. monkeyball Apr 27,2011 12:18 pm

    TWCTS

    when you calmly came by, bend, cut, put it in, get a joy

    (Alt: In former Soviet Russia, mushrooms prepare you in your own juice.)

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  5. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 12:47 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2011 1:33 pm

    I call dibs on Friday’s game thread…I’ve got a FILK in the works.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 1:46 pm || Up

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • sslinger Apr 27,2011 1:53 pm || Up

        Dibs

    • Ice Cream Apr 27,2011 9:18 pm || Up

      Yes!

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  7. ptbnl Apr 27,2011 2:28 pm

    The world’s first rideable all-wood bicycle.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 3:14 pm || Up

      Pothole!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  8. ptbnl Apr 27,2011 4:43 pm

    A walk, an error, a hit-by-pitch … I sense an A’s run in the offing.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Apr 27,2011 4:47 pm || Up

      Schrodinger

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2011 4:47 pm || Up

      Runs scored without any hits could prove to be the A’s secret offensive weapon this year.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 5:00 pm || Up

        It’s secret because it doesn’t work.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Apr 27,2011 5:02 pm || Up

          But it’s undervalued!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  9. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 5:10 pm

    Vernon Wells everyone!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  10. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 5:15 pm

    Barton must be jealous

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. monkeyball Apr 27,2011 6:00 pm

    So, Romanick just told Ross: “We’re a little concerned about Landon’s arm. If he throws one away, Wells could go to third on a steal attempt. What say you pitch one to the backstop so Wells can get to second and be satisfied with that.”

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  12. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 6:03 pm

    Bold prediction: No W for Haren today.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. monkeyball Apr 27,2011 6:32 pm

    You have got to be FKing kidding me.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  14. sslinger Apr 27,2011 6:35 pm

    Crazy break.

    And yes, Andeux, just another bobbleday for Kz.

    • andeux Apr 27,2011 6:40 pm || Up

      It’s not-funny ’cause it’s true.

      TINSTAAFK
  15. sslinger Apr 27,2011 6:38 pm

    Normally right now I’d be hoping for a grounder to 3rd.

    • Soaker Apr 27,2011 6:41 pm || Up

      On the flight home tonight somebody needs to open the door at 37,000 feet and give Kz a shove. I’ve had it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • lenscrafters Apr 27,2011 6:42 pm || Up

        Yeah, I’m officially done with Kz. SSS and regression be damned.

        • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 6:47 pm || Up

          Does he still have options?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • mikeA Apr 27,2011 6:48 pm || Up

          I’m not done with him. I want to pelt him with tomatoes cabbages.

  16. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 6:40 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  17. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 6:41 pm

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 6:50 pm

    World Tapir Day sucks!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Apr 27,2011 6:52 pm || Up

      Does your secretary?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  19. monkeyball Apr 27,2011 6:52 pm

    Cliffy!

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  20. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 7:04 pm

    Ziggy likely gets all righties except Conger

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  21. nevermoor Apr 27,2011 7:07 pm

    Hurrah! Fire Kz Now!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • lenscrafters Apr 27,2011 7:09 pm || Up

      I’m glad the Angels’ Kz costs 23 million a year!

  22. batgirl Apr 27,2011 7:09 pm

    Well I couldn’t have been more wrong about this matchup.

  23. nanotrebuchet Apr 27,2011 7:21 pm

    HOME! No more nurses! No more IVs! No more blood-pressure cuffs! Just, horrible, excruciating pain in the comfort of my own home!

    • sslinger Apr 27,2011 7:23 pm || Up

      Great! All except the pain part, that is.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2011 7:24 pm || Up

      Great to have you back…the A’s have been running on contact from third a lot.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nanotrebuchet Apr 27,2011 7:27 pm || Up

        Ugh – might make me sick all over again!

        • nevermoor Apr 27,2011 7:30 pm || Up

          Your 2011 Oakland Athletics: If that doesn’t make you sick, wait for tomorrow!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Apr 27,2011 7:32 pm || Up

            Athletics: putting the etic in “emetic”

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2011 8:03 pm || Up

      Great to hear you’re home – the offer of help (especially child-related) still stands.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Ice Cream Apr 27,2011 9:45 pm || Up

      Quoth the rave in Livermore!

      (Welcome back!)

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • Poppy Apr 27,2011 9:47 pm || Up

      Glad you’re home! And ditto ptbnl’s help offer… I’m mostly jobless and my “Mama Jean” (to students) gig is on hiatus for a few weeks.

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • ptbnl Apr 27,2011 11:18 pm || Up

      Hopefully Mia will soon be following your lead.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • JediLeroy Apr 28,2011 1:39 am || Up

        It’s looking like Tuesday next week is going to be the day. All the tests show everything’s fine. If we were in America, we’d likely be home by now. They say invasive ASD closure surgery requires about 4 days in the hospital post surgery in the States. It’s 2 weeks here.

        So, about 4-5 more days of sitting around here. Crazy.

        I’m really glad everything went and is going well, but I’m ready to go home. I was hoping for April 30th to be a bit more awesome than it’s shaping up to be.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 8:25 am || Up

          Awesome, JL! Glad to hear that things with Mia are going well. Hopefully the strong little bugger leaves the hospital on schedule.

        • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 10:07 am || Up

          Huzzah again! Sounds like happy endings all around this time.

          If it would help you remember April 30th more fondly, I would be happy to send you guys a bobbleRickey. I can understand if you’d rather not have a reminder though.

          I’d just need an address, my screenname at gmail.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • JediLeroy Apr 28,2011 3:20 pm || Up

            Sweet! E-mail sent–thanks!

            az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 8:33 am || Up

      Thanks everybody.

      In case anyone is interested, I went into the ER two weeks ago for a fairly routine ailment. Tests revealed that things had moved past the routine stage and the docs initially tried some creative interventions. When those didn’t work, they did things the old-fashioned way, slicing me open and pulling stuff out of my body. My body didn’t respond as predicted, leading to a fair bit of concern, a second procedure, and finally a recovery. The doctors tried to explain to me why things proceeded as they did but to this scientist’s mind there was a fair bit of bullshittery. Doctors are good, but sometimes they have no idea why what they are doing works.

      One thing I’ll say for sure though, one I convinced the docs that I’m technically-minded, they became more willing to give me detailed explanations of what they were doing. I’d guess that I extended the amount of time the docs spent with me daily from ~3 minutes to ~10 minutes because I insisted on technical explanations.

      • Poppy Apr 28,2011 9:32 am || Up

        It would be easy to say something trite like “all’s well that ends well,” but it is unsettling when you see (feel) first-hand that even doctors don’t know it all in absolute terms — which most people already understand in an abstract back-of-the-mind way, but haven’t had to actually deal with on a personal level.

        It’s good that you insisted on technical explanations and that they believed you would understand them. I insist on that, too — my dad always introduced me as his translator when I went to appointments with him.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • obliquè Apr 28,2011 9:39 am || Up

        Dude.

        Really glad you’re back at home and OK.

        As an engineer, a.k.a. experienced bullshit artist, I’ve seen a whole lot of “it works in practice but not in theory!” which the medical field certainly has in common with engineering disciplines. You’d think something as (relatively) simple as building a bridge would be pretty well defined, but no, there are “factors of safety” and other fudges all over the place, and (Tacoma Narrows aside) it generally works. Bullshit makes the world go round!

        Anyway, I’m glad you’re home and I hope you’re back to 100% soon.

      • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 9:52 am || Up

        Hey, be glad you’re not a tapir — they would have just put a rubber band around it and waited for it to turn purple and fall off.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 10:11 am || Up

        All’s well that ends well! (take that Poppy)

        Seriously, though, I’m glad you’re at home recovering and I hope that they’ve solved the problem going forward. I had a similar anecdote > knowledge experience with a surgeon who basically said there were two options, the old-fashioned long-healing way or the fancy new quick healing way, but he had no idea which was more likely to succeed.

        Hopefully electronic record-keeping will allow medicine to quickly improve in this area.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • mjdittmer Apr 28,2011 10:25 am || Up

        Wow, glad you’re okay–sounds harrowing! Thanks for the update.

        • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 10:32 am || Up

          Barbarian quacks!

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • JediLeroy Apr 28,2011 3:26 pm || Up

        Glad you’re doing well, and sorry to hear that it was stressful!

        One of the most stressful moments here in the hospital for me came post-surgery, when Mia was kind of loopy with sunken eyes (from anemia) and dilated pupils. I asked the nursing staff if the really big pupils were a cause for worry, and they sort of freaked out and hastily measured them, which naturally freaked me out. Turns out they didn’t know what it meant, and had to ask the doctor, who gave them some tests to check for problems. The lighting was just a little low in the room, and I didn’t realize it.

        It would have been much less stressful if they had just said, “I don’t know–let me ask the doctor.”

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2011 7:21 pm

    Excellent! 3-4 road trip, coulda been a lot worse, what with the not hitting and all.

    For the second time, the A’s get a real (actually at their homes, not flying somewhere) home off day tomorrow. I bet often they don’t get more than two all season.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. ptbnl Apr 28,2011 10:45 am

    An interesting breakdown of greenhouse gas emissions by sector.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 11:58 am || Up

      they forgot the blogging sector!

      • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 12:01 pm || Up

        is balloon juice a greenhouse gas?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 12:15 pm || Up

          balloon juice and hot air.

        • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 12:15 pm || Up

          ooh ooh, the Daily Watt

          • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 12:54 pm || Up

            Incidentally, if anyone is interested, Lily’s school’s auction on Saturday night includes a lot that is dinner at Chez Panisse with Kos.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 1:12 pm || Up

              I bid $5.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 1:44 pm || Up

                Can I have $10?

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 1:48 pm || Up

                  As soon as you give me $15

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 1:57 pm || Up

              Does that come with a voucher for poking him in the face?

              • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 2:02 pm || Up

                I’d think you’d want something more substantial than a voucher.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 2:04 pm || Up

                … but you could serve him with an SBN writers’ class action suit, à la HuffPo.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 2:06 pm || Up

                  … and get the inside scoop on the Neyer signing.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Ice Cream Apr 28,2011 4:25 pm || Up

              I’d bid on a dinner at Chavvy’s with Kz.

              Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 12:02 pm || Up

      {snerk}

      fugitive emissions

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 12:04 pm || Up
      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  26. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 12:54 pm

    Christ. We’re really blaming solar panels now?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 1:18 pm || Up

      Christ, what an eyesore

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  27. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 12:54 pm

    Feel the DRAFTMENTUM.

    My personal 9ers preferences:

    1. Draft Peterson if available
    2. Trade down if reasonable deal available
    3. If neither, draft Prince

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 4:56 pm || Up

      Seriously? Crickets? Not even a courtesy reach-around?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 5:05 pm || Up

        lockout

      • andeux Apr 28,2011 5:09 pm || Up

        Though I didn’t think it was possible, the draft has been made even more boring by discussion of CBA negotiations.

        Panthers take Cam Newton. Did not want.
        Pundits are predicting Von Miller to the batgirls, and Marcell Dareus to the andeuxs.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:13 pm || Up

          Yeah. I love that Cam shot up there. I think he’s better than Jamarcus or Leaf, but not going to be a star.

          I really really hope Peterson falls.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:26 pm || Up

            This is the biggest question mark. AZ could take him.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • andeux Apr 28,2011 5:30 pm || Up

              And they do.

              TINSTAAFK
              • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:31 pm || Up

                !#$!@#*$()!@#*$)!@(#$*@%

                Not only do we not get him, we have to try to pass on him.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2011 7:44 pm || Up

            Better than JaMarcus or Leaf. High praise.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Apr 28,2011 5:38 pm || Up

          WTH are the Falcons doing? That’s a lot of picks to trade.

          • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:44 pm || Up

            Seriously.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Apr 28,2011 5:39 pm || Up

          I like Von Miller’s glasses. I’m not watching the Broncos war room cam, but apparently Bowlen cruised through in some short shorts.

        • batgirl Apr 28,2011 5:48 pm || Up

          Broncos fans seem pretty split between loving the Miller pick and wishing we’d taken Dareus.

      • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 5:12 pm || Up

        I deleted every on-topic response as soon as it was posted

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:13 pm || Up

          I need my own WCG.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  28. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 1:15 pm

    The first one of these was pretty funny, sounds like this one is begging for a K-Thug response.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 1:22 pm || Up

      Why does Hayek have a US passport (and accent)?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  29. monkeyball Apr 28,2011 1:24 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 12:25 pm || Up

      … and keeps on abiding

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  30. sslinger Apr 28,2011 2:12 pm

    I like how my browser tab reads Free Kraut! >> Happy World…

  31. nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 2:53 pm

    Face-lick girl as a child.

    • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 3:02 pm || Up

      There’s nothing like recuperating with a network connection :-)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  32. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:36 pm

    What a trade for the Browns.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  33. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:39 pm

    Gabbert = Do. Not. Want.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:44 pm || Up

      Interesting. A DE is not exactly a terrible idea, but a 21 year old raw player is pretty awful given we’re trying to make the playoffs.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • batgirl Apr 28,2011 5:46 pm || Up

      I really thought Harbaugh would go QB.

      • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:47 pm || Up

        Well thank god for that at least.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  34. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:46 pm

    Well, the Titans did worse at least.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Apr 28,2011 5:48 pm || Up

      Gruden just said Locker was a great QB because he throws the ball away a lot. Or something like that.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 5:55 pm || Up

        Yeah. He looked awful this year. Against college teams.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Apr 28,2011 6:01 pm || Up

          There goes Gabbert.

          • nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 6:05 pm || Up

            • monkeyball Apr 28,2011 6:08 pm || Up

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  35. nevermoor Apr 28,2011 6:31 pm
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  36. ptbnl Apr 28,2011 7:17 pm

    Not a good day for Ryan Dempster – 0.1 IP, 4H, 4BB, 1 HBP, 7R in 40 pitches.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • sslinger Apr 28,2011 10:21 pm || Up

      Yeah – and I have him and Zobrist on my fantasy team. I haven’t had the guts yet to check and see if/how they cancel each other out.

  37. nanotrebuchet Apr 28,2011 7:45 pm

    Lance Berkman: .385/.448/.705

    • nevermoor Apr 28,2011 7:56 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t have wanted to pay him what he earned at the time (and I think he really didn’t want to DH)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 7:59 pm || Up

      Eric Chavez: .328/.423/.858

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Poppy Apr 28,2011 8:06 pm || Up

        How many PAs? (Haven’t been paying even the slightest attention, since — combined with Kouz’s crappiness — it will just make me angry.)

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • ptbnl Apr 28,2011 8:20 pm || Up

          26 that the slash stats are based on and 5 more (0/3 with 2 walks) today.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • lenscrafters Apr 28,2011 11:06 pm || Up

      Looks like the whole one year contract thing is working out for him.

    • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 10:55 am || Up
      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Apr 29,2011 11:00 am || Up

        Yeah. He’s a top-100 fantasy player right now.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 11:03 am || Up

          You’re having the wrong fantasies.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 11:10 am || Up

            100? He obviously values quantity over quality

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 11:03 am || Up

          I still don’t understand why we got rid of him.

          Yes, I know, he’s not actually a major-league hitter.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • nevermoor Apr 29,2011 11:12 am || Up

            He’d be leading the A’s in HRs right now.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 11:16 am || Up

              Yes, I know, they’re not actually major-league hitters.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • Leopold Bloom Apr 30,2011 4:13 am || Up

                I miss Hannahan. Just yelling his name, if nothing else. Wait…

  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2011 8:37 pm

    I would wear that polka dot ensemble tomorrow if it came in my size.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Leopold Bloom Apr 28,2011 9:51 pm || Up

      The bottom left one I think I had…

    • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 9:22 am || Up

      In former Soviet discotech, polka dot ensemble wears you.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 9:23 am || Up

      A’s should do a green and gold version for the next alt uni. Would go great with CoFro.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2011 9:56 am || Up

        With the inevitable pallet loads of remainders to ne sold by O.co

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  39. ptbnl Apr 29,2011 1:02 am

    All this royal wedding nonsense prompts the observation that “republican” is one of those words that means very different things in English and American.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Apr 29,2011 9:29 am || Up

      Pssh. You’re British, you love it.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 9:47 am || Up

        Not having a constitution means never having to say you’re sorry.

        Pre-emptive raids on London squats? Pre-emptive raids on London squats.

        Illegal balaclavas? Illegal balaclavas.

        Blanket stop-and-search powers? Blanket stop-and-search powers.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 10:36 am || Up

          The popo’s gonna do what the popo’s gonna do, constitution or no.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 11:03 am || Up

            Oh sure, but at least they (sometimes) have to pretend not to here.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 11:27 am || Up

        I’m with the one bottom-left:

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 12:52 pm || Up

        OK – this bit I love:

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 1:08 pm || Up

        … but this is just WTFk

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2011 1:21 pm || Up

          With those hats they could be at the Kentucky Derby (which is of course a week from tomorrow; I’m going shopping for bourbon this weekend).

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Leopold Bloom Apr 30,2011 4:14 am || Up

            Huh, just read the HST piece on the Derby…

        • monkeyball Apr 29,2011 1:30 pm || Up

          I see no one rescinded the invitations of Kang and Kodos. Or maybe they did, and K&K just snuck in as the hats.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • batgirl Apr 29,2011 4:08 pm || Up

          Those girls looked horrible.

          • ptbnl Apr 29,2011 4:16 pm || Up

            Mind-bogglingly so … surely they can’t have been under any illusions themselves?

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nanotrebuchet Apr 29,2011 5:23 pm || Up

              How old are they? Teenagers wear/grow pretty dumb things.

              • ptbnl Apr 30,2011 10:45 am || Up

                21 & 22.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nanotrebuchet Apr 30,2011 12:40 pm || Up

                  Close enough, I guess. At that age I had grown a huge beard and shacked up with some woman.

                  Of course…I currently have a wild beard and am married to said woman…

                • grover Apr 30,2011 3:51 pm || Up

                  Progress!

            • batgirl Apr 29,2011 6:52 pm || Up

              My thought was that they fancy themselves funky free-thinkers. They were sitting right behind the queen and I couldn’t get over what a mess they were. What’s weird is that I was on some UK paper site (the Guardian, maybe?) trying to show a friend of mine how awful they were. They had a “best dressed/worst dressed” photo collage, and while they did pick Miss Blue as a worst dressed, they inexplicably put Tacky Tan in the best dressed category.

        • ptbnl May 2,2011 5:05 pm || Up

          Holy crap! The Mexican president’s wife at JP2’s beatification …

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nevermoor May 2,2011 5:06 pm || Up

            The silly hats! They’re BREEDING!

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  40. JediLeroy Apr 30,2011 4:37 am

    Thirty-freaking-one.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • monkeyball Apr 30,2011 6:24 am || Up

      Happy birthday, kid

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • batgirl Apr 30,2011 7:32 am || Up

      Happy Birthday!!

    • Ice Cream Apr 30,2011 7:45 am || Up

      HB, JL!

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • ptbnl Apr 30,2011 8:18 am || Up

      Happy birthday – it’ll be 6 years before you’re in your prime again, so enjoy.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nanotrebuchet Apr 30,2011 8:53 am || Up

      And with more to show for it than most. Happy Birthday old man.

    • grover Apr 30,2011 9:17 am || Up

      Hey… at least it wasn’t 32!

      Happy B-day.

    • the dogfather Apr 30,2011 10:18 am || Up

      You are now officially more than half my age, and the margin shall continue, relentlessly, to diminish for the duration.

      Hah!

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
    • nevermoor Apr 30,2011 4:49 pm || Up

      Congrats. I’ve got a gift heading your way, though it’s as much for your not-yet-indoctrinated daughter as it is for you.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • JediLeroy May 1,2011 3:13 am || Up

        Sweet! Thanks! And thanks, everybody, for all the birthday wishes!

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Leopold Bloom May 1,2011 12:07 am || Up

      It doesn’t stop, by the way. In case you’re wondering.

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