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Game 21: We gotta hit 42

23 Apr 2011  |  Soaker  |Game Thread

Chicken John postponed today’s Barf Fest in Dolores Park, a good thing because that sort of energy is best saved for viewing the A’s “offense” in tonight’s game at Safeco Field. It’s the early 6:10 Saturday start with portsider Jason Vargas facing tonight’s designated victim, Trevor Cahill.

In answer to your questions about the lineup:

Well, isn’t that considerate of him.

It’s between watching this game and a Saturday night visit to the Bunny Ranch…

42 thoughts on “Game 21: We gotta hit”

  1. nevermoor Apr 23,2011 6:09 pm

    Barffest was stupid anyway because street carts are good (unless I’m missing something)

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Apr 23,2011 6:36 pm || Up

      What I liked about that SF Weekly link was the comment from Chicken John himself at the bottom. “You’re making fun of Barf Fest but you’re ignoring the issue I’m trying to raise.” Duh.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 6:15 pm

    Deleted mine

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Soaker Apr 23,2011 6:18 pm || Up

      Between it being Saturday night of a holiday weekend and the team’s recent scintillating play I figured it was me or nobody.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • monkeyball Apr 23,2011 6:19 pm || Up

        JP just dropped off for a late nap

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 6:19 pm

    TWRRS

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  4. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 6:25 pm

    STFU Vince

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Apr 23,2011 6:27 pm || Up

      Oh no, did he do something disscusting?

      TINSTAAFK
  5. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 6:44 pm

    We’re getting killed by Adam Kennedy and Jack Wilson

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  6. andeux Apr 23,2011 7:00 pm

    A run!

    TINSTAAFK
  7. Soaker Apr 23,2011 7:06 pm

    I’m glad Coco was pissed on that play.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 7:06 pm

    Uh …

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • Soaker Apr 23,2011 7:08 pm || Up

      Yeah, the A’s wind up scoring exactly as many runs as they would have if Coco had been thrown out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Apr 23,2011 7:12 pm || Up

        But we got to the pitcher Willingham.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  9. mikeA Apr 23,2011 7:25 pm

    Well, that’s more like it.

  10. Soaker Apr 23,2011 7:26 pm

    Holy Cow! And none of this happens if Gutierrez is in CF because Kz’s ball shoulda been caught.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. monkeyball Apr 23,2011 7:28 pm

    They’re getting killed by Cliff Pennington

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  12. ptbnl Apr 23,2011 7:29 pm

    Today’s moment of Lilucidation, at the playground:

    Lily, excitedly: “Daddy, daddy, I can swing backwards on the monkey bars”

    Me: “You mean the yeknom bars?”

    Pause

    Lily: “No, the yeknom rabs, silly”.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Apr 23,2011 7:32 pm || Up

      The birthers are going to be all over her after she wins the 2056 election.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Poppy Apr 24,2011 7:34 am || Up

        LOL

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
        • JediLeroy Apr 24,2011 4:51 pm || Up

          Here’s what I’ll tell Mia.

          “You can be anything you want in this life. Except President, because you were born on a boat in Japan. Sorry, but rules are rules.”

          az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
          • andeux Apr 24,2011 4:55 pm || Up

            You mean you didn’t plan ahead and put a birth announcement in some US newspaper?

            TINSTAAFK
          • nanotrebuchet Apr 24,2011 6:30 pm || Up

            (“also, you’re a girl, and girls can’t be president”)

    • nevermoor Apr 23,2011 7:43 pm || Up

      You’ve got a good one.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. Soaker Apr 23,2011 8:04 pm

    Look out for the flying pigs.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Apr 23,2011 8:13 pm || Up

      Who are these hitters, and what have they done with the A’s?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Apr 23,2011 8:33 pm || Up

        Is it bad that when this happens I don’t get happy, I start worrying that we’ve used up tomorrow’s runs?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Apr 23,2011 9:08 pm || Up

          Nope – it’s bitter experience.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Poppy Apr 24,2011 7:35 am || Up

          Oh good, I’m not the only one.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • andeux Apr 23,2011 8:14 pm || Up

      Ha ha charade you are.

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Apr 23,2011 9:07 pm || Up

        Hey you, white shoes.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Poppy Apr 24,2011 7:37 am || Up

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 23,2011 9:19 pm

    Whoa…nine runs? They haven’t scored nine runs this week!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Soaker Apr 23,2011 9:21 pm

    Not Cahill’s greatest performance but he’s 3-0 for the season.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. JediLeroy Apr 24,2011 4:52 pm

    Let’s try this again.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • ptbnl Apr 24,2011 5:13 pm || Up

      That’s just scary.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Poppy Apr 24,2011 11:19 pm || Up

        Yeah, I’m creeped out almost to the point that I hope the A’s don’t win any more.

        There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • nevermoor Apr 24,2011 6:32 pm || Up

      Excellent.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"

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