Ah, yes, the true traditional sign of spring: when I archive the March Madness app and replace it on my front page with the MLB app …
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4: JL: What is the LDS reaction to all of it. They were saying (on either Colbert or the Daily Show) that it was positive, but I’m interested in a less-biased take than the show’s creators.
I, of course, haven’t seen it, but I’d imagine there will be a lot of people who will get the wrong idea about us and what we believe. I don’t like the idea at all. Everything I’ve seen from Parker and Stone seems to kindly mock what we believe, and while it might seem like they know what we believe, they’re fundamentally off on quite a few things.
Imagine the outrage if they did this with the Koran–we’re not going to be rioting in the streets or burning any effigies, but as a wise horse once said–no sir, I don’t like it.
Fair enough.
If you see reviews once people start seeing it I hope you’ll grill ’em. I think you’re probably right that it’s funny only in the mormons-are-ok-to-mock sense.
The church’s official response:
This article gives a bit of context to the way the church responds. (I’m not preaching–just giving info.)
Thanks.
It’s an interesting media strategy.
Good thing I Grilled before I saw this …
Dave Cameron gives Lew Wolff a bj
FSU bait
Free seat upgrade
Christ, what anomodont
Your reading list is bizarre
Dramatic altered sex ratio of Sea Lamprey from male to female? Dramatic altered sex ratio of Sea Lamprey from male to female.
I’ll be spending some time this weekend at the Infineon Raceway, attending the 24 Hours of Lemons race. Think Burning Man meets burning oil and burning rubber. Like this:
Also, my brother-in-law “Judge Phil” informs me that not only are some of the players from the Ghost Ride the Whip to Keep the A’s in Oakland involved with a Lemons team, but that the famous Volvo itself is now for sale for $500 on the Lemons forums.
Looks a bit like the parking lot at a Jimmy Buffett show.
It’s just possible that I may love Joe Maddon more than I love Manny Ramirez
K-Thug being K-Thug as the attack on thinking continues.
nm haz a sad
Depends on what this “mission” turns out to be. I generally trust his judgment.
See also #4
Wolff bait:
Moar Wolff bait from Ezra:
I wonder if young Ezra likes to gamble.
Lew Wolff is The Man From the South(land)
Define “small.”
Also, at this writing, I have ten fingers and ten toes. The marginal value of each goes up as the total number goes down. The first one is nearly priceless, as is that solitary other lower portion of the ol’ corporeal territory.
Sorry, Ezra.
From the interview which Ezra linked, apparently SCIENCE! proves that we should be perfctly happy with the 2010-2011 A’s:
Neyer gets to the A’s.
First of all, JESUS CHRIST ROB… REALLY… THIS?!?
After that, he makes an interesting point about GS questions and adds essentially nothing to my understanding.
6.
Now you’re just faking it.
I can understand why you’ve chosen today to archive your March Madness app. Me, I’m hoping to keep using mine for another 11 days or so. I’m also very happy that the A’s home opener does not conflict with the NCAA championship game this year, as it often does (to this day I still have not seen video of Butler’s near-miss).
I watched most of the first half while JP was falling asleep, then once he went to bed at about halftime, I had to turn the game off and do some work. Checked my phone 20 minutes later, rolled my eyes, and ignored the rest of the game.
Speaking of… there going to be any FKing tailgate action next Friday?
I don’t have any plans yet. I also may have an extra ticket.
Note that there will be Free Beer! (while supplies last) quite close to FSU’s usual spot.
There’s also a Fan Appreciation Tailgate on Tuesday, for those for whom that’s not oxymoronic. Beer may not be free, or served in the right size container.
Note, though, that you can getcher pic taken with World Series TrophIES.
I will be there with the fam but likely not in time for tailgating.
I’ll be working something like a graveyard shift Thursday-Friday, so I’ll probably be sound asleep Friday afternoon until I wake with a jolt of “SHIT! IT’S LATE!” and then scramble madly out of Redwood City at 6:30 pm.
Today’s the 100th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire.
Wasn’t SuSlu leading the Matsui bandwagon a couple of months ago? How quickly they turn:
Maybe they’ll miss Cust after all…
whocoodanode
Man! 40 to 15 at half! 15!
I remember the year Penn somehow made it all the way to the Final Four, where they ran into Magic Johnson and Michigan State. At one point the score was something like 50-10. But that was an Ivy League team; this is Big East. It’s not getting much better in the second half, but Roy’s walk-ons will be getting some good Sweet Sixteen playing time a bit later.
Victory! And watch out batgirl, the Tar Heel women are coming for you!
Mmm Hmm.
Heels played ’em tough. Stanford looks good; I’ll be rooting for ’em. Though it’s also hard to root against Muffet McGraw.
Great name.
In college, I played complex financial instruments for Florence and the Derivatives Machine.
These guys have a new album out. It’s really FKin’ good.
oooo, I like them.
…but it’s not April 17th…
I have contacts on the inside
(TWSS)
I really do like those guys. I have one of their CDs. Upon reflection, you probably are responsible for me buying it, huh?
Perhaps. I’ve pimped ’em occasionally before.
DFWAS
Seriously. Someone should end up in contempt of court for this.
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I had never heard of this song and I see that missed out on this week’s instameme. Y’know, I’ll acknowledge that the Beeb, annoying as he is, has some degree of talent (looks, charisma, the dreamy hair). But this poor girl – who I suspect is being used mostly as a vehicle for adults to coin some cash – has no redeeming qualities. She’s not pop star pretty, the degree of autotune suggests that she can’t sing, she has no apparent charm or charisma.
I wonder how far down the no talent spectrum you can go and still manufacture a youtube pop sensation. I nominate myself: I’m uglier, a worse singer, and my charisma is off-the-charts in the wrong direction.
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I just need to let you know how awesome I think this is.
This is actually a pretty “good” (catchy, oddly creative) song. Much better than Rebecca Black.
I’ve watched it at least twenty times and sent it to various friends. I couldn’t get it out of my head for days.
And here I am, watching it again and laughing while bobbing my head.
Yeah, this guy also appears to get legitimate joy, kooky or otherwise, out of his song. Young Ms. Black looks like she thinks she should be getting joy out of hers.
I wish the video had subtitles of the lyrics.
Sammy Hagar: I was abducted by aliens. Did they probe him for unlawful carnal knowledge?
Am I to think that it was aliens, and not Hagar himself, who wrote one of the most nuanced, powerful protest songs of all time?
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I must here acknowledge that Hagar did write one of the most powerful protest songs of all time.
You folks down in the Bay Area may need to get an Gameday Audio subscription to hear Korach and Cotroneo. Cancelling the broadcasts tonight and tomorrow is not a good sign.
Oh for fk’s sake.
Sheesh … it’s no way to run a ball-club (unless “into the ground” is your MO).
Not pulling any punches I: Krugman:
That’s good work.
Not pulling any punches II: Posnanski:
some people liked the Moneyball movie
TWKGS
Poppy bait.
[h/t whiteshoes40]
Yeah, I get SuSlu tweets (Sleets?) as texts to my phone. So I’ve already barfed from those two. Last time MaEl had chinshit, it was really weird chinshit.
I refuse to call him that “nickname.” I can’t even type it.
MaEl, as in mael pattern baldness.
LOL! But I think she means the “dawg” one…
The other thing I don’t like about Ice Cream’s link is that it shoved my face back into the unicorn concept misinterpretation I’ve always loved so much over there.
Sorry, Poppy. :-(
It may make you feel better to know that’s actually me in the .gif you previously posted.
LOL.
Ack!!
This Butler-Florida game is pretty frickin’ good. I’m not much for basketball, but…
Most venomous asp on the loose in the Bronx since George Steinbrenner died.
Christ, what an asp hole.
Answers to “Murray.”
OK, now I’m ready for baseball season.
Admitting that life on the Giants is existential despair, Brian Wilson and Tim Lincecum quit the team in pursuit of spiritual fulfillment, Wilson at a Kundalini ashram, and Lincecum with the Nation of Islam.
Crap, I cannot correctly embed the sfgate gallery photo from this article, which pretty much defeats the joke attempt.
Fixed (the kludgy way).
Thanks!
Timmy sadly misunderstood the “Bakery”.
What an absolutely nutty tournament.
I missed both today, ending with 38 correct picks and a dead bracket. Just yesterday I thought an AZ win would put me in first place b/c I assumed KU would win.
Failed to recognize the powerhouse that is VCU.
I am done with my first ever bracket at 39 correct. The scary part though is that this actually won the group I was in. A group of 10 work friends and not one of us has a single team in the final four.
None of the 21 entrants in the pool I’m in got a single Final Four team correct. The pool winner got four of the Elite Eight correct; no one else did better than three, and most got two. Crazy tournament, especially since (even more than most years) the ovewrwhelming conventional wisdom said the very best three to six teams were miles ahead of everyone else.
Yeah. My wife was gunning for the last place booby prize, except now she has Kentucky in the Finals so she might well win.
Per chron article