FREE KUST! ← FREE KRAUT!

FREE KUST! 91

  1. That usually doesn’t work out too well in my experience.
  2. And it’s even more spooky to see it happening all over again.
  3. If the ant-in-front loops and intersects with its old trail, the whole crowd then turns in on itself and everybody gets caught in the endless circle.

Graffito spotted at Rainbow last night (yes, I know, I’m intentionally overlooking that second crossbar):

91 thoughts on “FREE KUST!

  1. monkeyball Feb 28,2011 9:23 am

    Today’s Grill brought to you by the Screaming Blue Messiahs:
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=2-hDN-WHVu8%3Frel%3D0” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  2. nevermoor Feb 28,2011 9:25 am

    2: H/t NM

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Feb 28,2011 11:25 am || Up

      Along the lines of your link that preceded it: House Cafeteria switches back to styrofoam containers.

      Here’s an idea: everyone across the country should mail all of their used nonbiodegradeable petroleum-byproduct containers to Americans for Prosperity (link of course dead thanks to Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous!).

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Feb 28,2011 12:15 pm || Up

        How very Erick Erickson of you.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Feb 28,2011 12:21 pm || Up

          I always wondered why he didn’t insist that people use private mail carriers.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nanotrebuchet Feb 28,2011 8:24 pm || Up

        I don’t endorse the decision to switch back to styrofoam, but I really wish people would stop using scare quotes (TEH “styrene oligomer” ZOMG !!!111one) around chemical names.

  3. monkeyball Feb 28,2011 10:50 am

    Geithner needs to be fired

    (Trouble is, he’d have to be fired by a different POTUS. I suspect that Obama is 99% with him. You go to recession with the administration you have, etc etc.)

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 28,2011 12:06 pm

    Talk to me when the FREE KUSH graffiti starts proliferating.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • monkeyball Mar 1,2011 8:55 am || Up

      nm hangs out at ACT waiting for FREE KUSHNER

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 9:33 am || Up

        Speaking of, what did you think batgirl?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Mar 1,2011 10:25 am || Up

          Oh, yeah–I forgot to follow up. I really liked the play and I thought the acting was great. The only thing that seemed off to me was the suicide element of the plot. Suicide is such a loaded topic that it could be an entire play unto itself. It seemed so separate from the main theme that it struck me as being rather out of place. Particularly how they ended the play with the final scene of the son and mother. It probably jumped out because a friend that went with me is very sensitive to topics relating to suicide, so while I was watching it I was concerned that I had invited her to attend something that would upset her.

          All in all, however, I quite liked it, so thank you for the recommendation. Actually, this weekend I was visiting some neighbors and we got to talking about when they purchased their home. They mentioned that they had copies of the sale documents over time and one of the documents from long ago had very specific racial language about who could and couldn’t buy the home.

          • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 2:49 pm || Up

            Cool. I’m glad you liked it.

            It’s a fair point about the suicide, but what I thought was interesting is how it kept the sellers from being seen as brave/progressive/etc. for selling to blacks. They just hated the neighborhood.

            How long ago was the document? I know the big court cases were civil-rights-era, but maybe people had moved past that particular form of racism around here earlier.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • batgirl Mar 1,2011 3:50 pm || Up

              I think they said it was from the 40’s, maybe?

              • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 5:18 pm || Up

                That’s a neat thing to have access to.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • batgirl Mar 3,2011 11:04 am || Up

              It would have been an interesting development had the sellers actually been trying to break down barriers by selling to a black family. There was one moment where the mom was almost going there, but then she pulled back. I think something like that could have been more powerful than the suicide angle.

              • nevermoor Mar 3,2011 12:43 pm || Up

                It would certainly be a different play, but this way felt uncommon because there wasn’t a crusading white person (which seems like something of a staple in integration plays)

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  5. lenscrafters Feb 28,2011 12:45 pm

    After 2 innings in today’s game, Chris Carter is already a -5 fielder.

    • nevermoor Feb 28,2011 12:46 pm || Up

      KUST RETURNS!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • MikeV Feb 28,2011 1:16 pm || Up

      -10 now after letting that line drive go over his head. That he charged.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 28,2011 2:07 pm

    The author explains it at the very end of her article, but still, this headline seems wrong to me:

    Vegan-Friendly Cheese Shop Opens in Oakland.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • mikeA Feb 28,2011 4:46 pm || Up

      Right in my neighborhood, but those offerings are not too enticing…

  7. monkeyball Feb 28,2011 2:35 pm

    That’s why I do it.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 28,2011 3:10 pm || Up

      Also explains how, even in retirement, Moises Alou is still (um) #1 with the ladies.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Feb 28,2011 3:16 pm || Up

        And why MB played the organ pipe for the Proponents of Urine Therapy

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  8. monkeyball Feb 28,2011 2:35 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • JediLeroy Feb 28,2011 4:16 pm || Up

      trololololo?

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  9. batgirl Feb 28,2011 3:31 pm

    One of our customers just sent us a King Cake for Mardi Gras. It has the most awesome warning sticker on the plastic wrap: “CAUTION! plastic baby in cake!”

    • Ice Cream Feb 28,2011 4:20 pm || Up

      I ordered a Carole King cake but it was too late, baby.

      Where is the good in "good-bye"?
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 28,2011 4:26 pm || Up

        I ordered a Donna Summer cake, but someone left it out in the rain.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Feb 28,2011 4:39 pm || Up

          I ordered a Rodney King cake … what a mess.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • monkeyball Feb 28,2011 5:06 pm || Up

            Can’t we all just get a … pie?

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • JediLeroy Feb 28,2011 7:52 pm || Up

              I ordered a Felix pie, and it was a wonderful, wonderful pie

              az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • 5Aces Feb 28,2011 8:05 pm || Up

          I think I remember you talking about that cake-does it take a long time to cook? Do you have the recipe?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • the dogfather Mar 1,2011 7:19 am || Up

        I want a Cake that stays up late.

        The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
        • spwc2010 Mar 1,2011 3:19 pm || Up

          I want a Cake that admits where they’re from, without holding back
          I want a Cake that admits they’re from Sac.

          \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
          • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 3:22 pm || Up

            Stockton, you mean?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • spwc2010 Mar 2,2011 10:24 am || Up

              huh?

              Pavement was originally from Stockton. Cake was from Sacramento.

              \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
              • nevermoor Mar 2,2011 10:47 am || Up

                I was just making a Braden reference.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 7:41 pm || Up

          I want a Cake with uninterrupted prosperity that actually plays an encore even if they are playing to a half-empty gymnasium of college kids in the northeast.

          • Poppy Mar 1,2011 7:52 pm || Up

            Nice.

            There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
            • nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 8:12 pm || Up

              I mean, science and engineering students aren’t the most *vocal* audience, but we weren’t actively rude or anything…

              • nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 8:14 pm || Up

                Ben Folds, on the other hand, knows how to have fun with an awkward situation:

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                • spwc2010 Mar 2,2011 10:26 am || Up

                  Ben Folds, from what I’ve heard from friends who have been backstage at a couple of his concerts, is a decent, down to earth cat.

                  John McCrea, on the other hand, from a large sample of personal experience from the Sacramento music scene in the 90’s, is a self-absorbed neurotic dickhead.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • nanotrebuchet Mar 2,2011 8:03 pm || Up

                  Both of those make sense given their public personas.

                  Rivers Cuomo is a nice guy but neurotic as all get-out. I met him a few times when he was going to Harvard.

          • oblique Mar 2,2011 10:32 am || Up

            Just bought tickets to see them in Santa Clara!

  10. ptbnl Feb 28,2011 7:47 pm

    For anyone interested, the missus will be performing this Saturday at 10am on West Coast Live, and the following Thursday at 8pm at the Freight & Salvage.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Mar 1,2011 6:12 am || Up

      You gonna be in attendance at the Saturday? We always hit the farmers market right around then.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • ptbnl Mar 1,2011 7:32 am || Up

        Probably not since I’ll have Lily. Also it’s in Berkeley and not at the Ferry Building this week.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  11. JediLeroy Feb 28,2011 7:57 pm

    So, should I be discouraged that I’ve ricocheted back to the idea of grad school? I’ve already missed most deadlines, which means I’ve still got to search for a job in the meantime.

    Something about teaching language at the college/university level is just too difficult for me to resist. I know I can’t make the buckets of money that I could make as an international banker, but I can’t kick the feeling that it’s what I need to do.

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • ptbnl Feb 28,2011 7:58 pm || Up

      Huzzah!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Feb 28,2011 8:06 pm || Up

      I’d pursue the job you enjoy most because if you’re good at it, eventually you’ll make enough money. True, international bankers drive Ferraris and have mistresses all over the world…hmmm. I’m coming at it from the point of view of someone who fell into a career I didn’t like very much, but I stayed with it long enough that I couldn’t go back and start on the ground floor somewhere else. The last 6-8 years I said to myself every day, good grief I cannot wait until I’m financially able to put this in the rearview mirror, and when I felt I’d reached that point I was outta there and never looked back.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • monkeyball Mar 1,2011 6:13 am || Up

        Friend of mine from college just retired. As in, retired-retired. He made his money being an evil corporate lawyer, set his goal, hit it, left.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Soaker Mar 1,2011 7:44 am || Up

          That was certainly my philosophy about it in my last few working years. I’m not what you’d call super-wealthy but I have enough. The first part of my formula is unacceptable to most people: don’t get married and (especially) don’t have kids. Those factors will keep you working many extra years. The other part is not needing a lot of toys and other material possessions; find ways to be happy without spending much money. Outdoor activity around Tahoe as a featured activity is pretty much free except for some basics from REI (unless you’re a skier, which I’m not). As far as the spring training trip I’ll pack for tonight with departure tomorrow morning, I’m loading up the 15-year-old Toyota and heading for a Motel 6, because I get no utility out of anything more fancy than basic reliable transportation and a room with a bed, shower, sink and toilet.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • ptbnl Mar 1,2011 8:04 am || Up

            Sink and toilet … well la-di-fking-da.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Soaker Mar 1,2011 8:19 am || Up

              Hell, you’re RIGHT! The sink has a drain and Phoenix Muni has toilets for the other. Great money-saving idea! (Heads to Expedia, unchecks “Toilet” box.)

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 9:40 am || Up

              ASVD

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nanotrebuchet Feb 28,2011 8:36 pm || Up

      Something about teaching language at the college/university level is just too difficult for me to resist.

      Wait’ll you get a load of what a bunch of dumbFKs college kids are. I bet Gershman ends up in your class.

      While there’s a (large) grain of truth that one should do what one loves for a living, making money is very good, too. Like all things, balance is important. I enjoyed doing fundamental research in the wild west of an academic lab, but the money was, frankly, horrible; it led to a lot of anxiety and uncertainty and doing the budget every year was a terribly depressing thing.

      My new job is great, too, but I had to make a bit of a sacrifice in terms of how fundamental my research is – what I do now is somewhat constrained in that it needs to support programmatic efforts of the DOE and the lab on the whole. But the raise has made my home and day-to-day life considerably less stressful, too.

      • JediLeroy Feb 28,2011 9:33 pm || Up

        I’ve typed out and deleted about seven different responses. I want a job that places me around the language(s) I love and gives me the chance to serve other people. I know that leaves a lot of possibilities open, but I currently feel the best about this one. As capable a banker as I could be, I want something that will aid in my lifelong quest for knowledge and understanding of people and world cultures.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 9:41 am || Up

          If you can teach Gershman any language at all your resulting book might win the Nobel.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 9:43 am || Up

          Serious response:

          You could also have both. The Bay Area always has a need for people who can translate between Japanese and English, and if you are a professor who can do that you’d probably be able to get pretty lucrative side jobs every now and again.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Mar 1,2011 6:21 am || Up

      What sal said, plus more. Be very very careful that you don’t get yourself into a position that limits your opportunities (both for making more money and for doing other fun things). As in, don’t put all your chips on academic black. Talk to lots of people who are actually in the day-to-day grind of academia.

      I myself realized that I was going to be just as miserable and frustrated in academia as in corporatia.

      Just be sure that whatever path you choose opens up new opportunities. The most successful and happy academics I know actually bring a spirit of entrepreneurialism to their work — basically, through the shared joy and interest in their subject matter, they find people willing to pay them modest-to-obscene amounts of money for consulting. Which I think you’d be able to do very well.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • andeux Mar 1,2011 8:36 am || Up

        I myself realized that I was going to be just as miserable and frustrated in academia as in corporatia.

        It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that about myself.
        I think the main thing is, you need to really love either teaching or your research (or both) – and not just the idea of teaching or research, but the actual day-to-day doing of it.

        TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Mar 1,2011 8:27 pm || Up

        Conversely, for all the misery and frustration in academia (primarily the kafka-esque bureaucracies) there are the times of a kind of intellectual euphoria – being the first person in the world to see the Big Bang, for instance – that I cannot imagine existing in comparable ways in corporatia.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 8:32 pm || Up

          It happens – it just depends on what floats your boat. I remember when my friend in private industry called me to say that he had just created the largest thin film of a particular variety (it was all kinds of pretty colors). He sounded like he had just won the lottery. For most people, that would do nothing. For others…y’know, it depends.

          • nevermoor Mar 1,2011 8:58 pm || Up

            I think that you’re right about boat floating.

            There are lots of parts of my job that I find exciting (winning, essentially, but in decisions, negotiations, client seeking, etc.) whereas lots of others hate big firms and flee as quickly as they can find a different job.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 9:07 pm || Up

            I meant to say, largest in the world.

    • the dogfather Mar 1,2011 1:48 pm || Up

      A few random thoughts:

      1 – It’s a very important decision – so by all means ponder on it with ruthless internal candor. Also, recognize that you are nearly certain to change career directions several times during your working life. So approach it humbly, too, and recognize that the economy is evolving faster than our abilities to predict where it’s going. It’s all fixable – hell, I got a chance to completely switch gears at 59 (that it didn’t- work-out is beside the point. I now have another chance at 60).

      2 – Do listen to your values. That said, try to test-out your impressions of careers that have a service component, to make sure they are as they seem. The traditional Academia example is instructively not about teaching — brutal politics and shrinking opportunities. But if you can somehow get involved in the transformation of hide-bound Academia, I’m guessing you could be kept busy forever.

      3 — Recognize that material success is rarely free. There’s a reason The Faustian Bargain resonates with every generation — and it’s not just because MB played devil’s advocate with them in college. I used to think I wanted to be a VP of DuPont, until I saw a few of them tested.

      4 – Sometime in the last 50 years, I think the scale tipped away from being an employee toward being an independent operator/entrepreneur. There’s no security greater than the strength of an independently valuable, constantly updated skill set.

      5 — Involving yourself in a “young” field is important – I went to work for a petrochemical company in the 1970s – past its prime as an industry.

      6 – if I understand your situation a little, you’re in a position to act in ways that bridge the gaps betw “west” and “east.” I am guessing that there will be a huge number of opportunities to “add value” all over that gap. That said, 30 years ago it was ALL “Japan Inc.”, and China was only a-borning as a market power. Next thirty years will be radically different.

      7 – I think what you will want to have achieved by the end of your working career is satisfaction and contentment. Emerson was right about (most things, including) the purpose of living.

      The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
      • JediLeroy Mar 2,2011 4:32 pm || Up

        Thanks, everybody, for your input. There’s a lot for me to think about, and obviously money is not the least of my concerns. Like I said, I’m going to be searching for a job anyway, because I wouldn’t be able to get into most graduate programs for a year. It’s entirely possible that I’ll find a job that fits my needs and pays well enough to support my family, causing me to reevaluate the decision to go back to school.

        I feel good about going back to school, regardless of the fact that I’m 30 years old and have a family that needs to be fed. It’s not that I feel good about economic uncertainty, or even that I’m against working in corporatia–I mainly want a career that can take advantage of my skill set. I know it sounds strange, but I just get a good feeling about applying for grad school.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • monkeyball Mar 2,2011 4:34 pm || Up

          Oh, one more thing to consider: if your job is good/important enough (and you’re a skilled enough salesman), you might be able to convince your employer to pay for your degree.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • JediLeroy Mar 2,2011 5:24 pm || Up

            I’ve considered that option as well–though it’s likely it’d be a bit more business oriented (MBA, etc.) in that case (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing).

            az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • the dogfather Mar 2,2011 4:54 pm || Up

          I wonder what Matsui’s translator pulls down?

          The meaning of life is not so much found, as it is Made. -- Opus
          • monkeyball Mar 2,2011 4:55 pm || Up

            … from the Internet?

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Poppy Mar 2,2011 7:10 pm || Up

          Never underestimate the power of “getting a good feeling” about something. In my experience, those have been the only times I was right — when I felt right, never when I thought I was right.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  12. nanotrebuchet Feb 28,2011 8:48 pm

    I’m reading Plastic Fantastic right now, which a great read and should be mandatory for all young scientists. What’s wild is that I am second-order connected to many of the concerned and/or duped scientists who are featured in the book (ie I don’t know them but I have friends who subsequently worked for them, colleagues who collaborated with them, etc). All these scientists that I admire and respect were duped by a pathological people-pleaser. Incredible.

    • Poppy Feb 28,2011 9:42 pm || Up

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
    • monkeyball Mar 1,2011 9:15 am || Up

      It was a four-eyed, now-scorned, pathologic people-pleaser …

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • andeux Mar 1,2011 9:23 am || Up

        A real SF DFH would reference this song.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 1,2011 10:42 am || Up

          Data control and IBM
          Science is mankind’s brother

          It’s like they’re singing salb’s thoughts.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. nanotrebuchet Feb 28,2011 11:56 pm

    also: BoCro

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 1,2011 10:45 am

    Stiglich: Geren has taken the bunting green light away from Barton. Also, Josh Outman’s wearing # 88.

    “I figured nobody’s ever going to want 88. I figured if I can play 15 years, I’ll be able to keep 88 for 15 years. You get comfortable with a number. You get comfortable with a pair of shoes.” A wacky number fits this guy pretty good. I think I’ve mentioned before that Outman has some under-the-radar nuttiness going in his personality.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. monkeyball Mar 1,2011 2:57 pm

    Hunh. I wonder if they steal FSU’s water/cistern gag.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  16. nevermoor Mar 1,2011 3:50 pm

    Nimble A’s Manager Nimbly Numbly Responds To Problems

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 1,2011 4:09 pm || Up

      I fixed your typo.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. nevermoor Mar 1,2011 5:25 pm

    Did St. Louis hire the A’s medical team? I mean seriously

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. nevermoor Mar 1,2011 5:27 pm

    The public is even more liberal than me

    (I would favor #3, in the everything-on-the-table/temporary-crisis sense)

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. nevermoor Mar 1,2011 8:30 pm

    Atta-boy Huston.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=BZ85vH-VGEM” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • batgirl Mar 2,2011 12:25 pm || Up

      Cute. Though “when the game is on the line” is a hair that doesn’t need splitting when it comes to the wave. I liked the Lucky Couple one too.

  20. nanotrebuchet Mar 1,2011 9:35 pm

    They could have blown number one on the list, but they didn’t (andeux bait).

    • andeux Mar 2,2011 8:59 am || Up

      Have I mentioned that I was there? Yes, several times? Well, I was there.

      TINSTAAFK
      • monkeyball Mar 2,2011 9:01 am || Up

        All Buffalonians Are The Same, Chapter XXVII

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nanotrebuchet Mar 2,2011 8:05 pm || Up

        That is so awesome. My dad bought me the commemorative sweatshirt, which I wore with pride.

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