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Apparently Nomar is hurt again? And/or something about Ellis?

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  1. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 5:55 pm

    Nomar lasted, what — an inning? And it seems Ellis has been taken out — gameday seems to imply maybe a pulled hammy running to first?

    Crosby at second, Hannahan at third.

    Eh, at least we’re no longer losing.

  2. nevermoor Apr 28,2009 6:23 pm

    At least we’ve solved the “Does Crosby bump O-Cab from SS to 2B” question.

  3. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 6:28 pm

    Shit. NOW who’s hurt?

  4. xbhaskarx Apr 28,2009 6:32 pm

    Eric Patterson stole home today for Sacramento to score the game-winning run.
    He’s hitting .333 .450 .561 this year, do they call him up?

  5. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 6:39 pm

    WTF? Another injury delay? Has Hicks salted the infield with landmines for the insurance payouts?

  6. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 6:41 pm

    For those of us still work- and gameday-bound, a little help on injury details?

  7. xbhaskarx Apr 28,2009 7:03 pm

    It was also revealed that under the Nolan Ryan regime, the Ranges no longer look at pitch counts, at all.
    Actually they said the Rangers don’t even keep track of them.

  8. xbhaskarx Apr 28,2009 7:21 pm

    Are you fucking kidding me?

  9. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 7:22 pm

    Another injury delay?

  10. oblique Apr 28,2009 7:22 pm

    Holy cow. Casilla possibly injured?

  11. xbhaskarx Apr 28,2009 7:33 pm

    Giambi and Holliday both screw up on defense, okay this game is cursed, I’m switching channels.

  12. monkeyball Apr 28,2009 7:40 pm

    IGNOMINY CABBAGE

  13. cutthemullet Apr 28,2009 7:45 pm

    what’s up, AN defectors…

    that’s a lot of injuries for one game, even by A’s standards

  14. vignette17 Apr 28,2009 7:57 pm

    Wow. That game is possibly the worst game anyone could have imagined. And if the unicorn goes down for any significant time, it spells the end of the A’s barely over .500 playoff hopes. In any case, I hope we can be a little kinder to unicorns with bad legs than we are to horses.

    Is there any kind of test I have to pass to comment here btw? Do I demand hush money?

  15. chrifive916 Apr 28,2009 8:29 pm

    The only good thing about this game is that I turned on CSNCA too late to watch it, and instead saw 5 minutes of a show about Rickey.

  16. batgirl Apr 28,2009 8:38 pm

    effing Mordor. I hate you Texas. Why must you break all our nice things? (Nomar excepted, that one’s on us.)

  17. xbhaskarx Apr 28,2009 8:50 pm

    Is there such a thing as a Pyrrhic defeat?

  18. green star oakland Apr 28,2009 9:11 pm

    Why does the French internet suck monkey balls?

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