[Original lyrics here.]
Wolffy B-Beane
Wolffy B-Beane were a couple that owned the Gold ‘n Green
Wolffy B-Beane were a couple that ran a cheap team
Ran down the Coliseem
Ran down the Coliseem
Two owners Wolffy and B-Beane liked to reasonable seem
The floor was made of Oak, the door was San Jose
Their co-tenants’ outfield stands would turn the park into clay
They sold tickets like luxury rooms to jailbirds
They took to revenue sharing like cops to holstered Tasers
Wolffy B-Beane were a couple that ran a cheap team
Wolffy B-Beane were a couple that rolled in the green
Ran down the Coliseem
Replacin’ the Coliseem took Wolffy for all of his green and B-Beane
Wolffy was left holding an empty Dirideen
And by the way folks, it was Fishy not Harry
What does this mean?
Whence goeth the team?
What’s the meaning of this?
Poor Wolffy, I guess
Poor Wolffy my ass!
Hooray for filkitude.
FK needs moar filkitude.
Nice work
EIR Funding passed 6-2!