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  1. I’m not sure what exactly this means for a potential stadium deal in SJ, but I’m pretty sure that if it happened in Oakland, ML would be trumpeting it as a massive FAIL (De Mause doesn’t quite go there … but almost)
  2. How sausage prices are made
  3. Interesting discussion of tv rights and their implications for franchise movement
  4. Most of this is patently unamusing and borderline offensive, but “Outer Outer Sunset” is funny, fully offensive … and wrong
  5. Is Fantasy Land the gated community where Beane lives?

84 thoughts on “Permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land

  1. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 7:59 am
  2. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 8:35 am

    You’ve gotta at least keep this option on the table:

    On page 145 of the 195-page agenda for the conference is the declaration that no:

    Climate-related geo-engineering activities [should] take place until there is an adequate scientific basis on which to justify such activities and appropriate consideration of the associated risks for the environment and biodiversity and associated social, economic and cultural impacts.

    It’s unclear, however, what that prohibition would mean were it to pass. Would it bar computer studies, or simply large-scale deployment of climate-altering schemes after they’ve been tested? The United Kingdom and the European Union are currently funding a handful of projects involving physical, atmospheric, and social research on sun-blocking techniques using particles in the sky, for example. They’re on paper, in the lab, or being simulated on a computer. Would this broadly written bar apply to that work?

    BTW, hasn’t this been tried before?

    • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 9:55 am || Up

      It has to mean the actions themselves, since the research programs (computer simulations, lab experiments, etc) are a necessary part of developing “an adequate scientific basis on which to justify such activities”.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nanotrebuchet Nov 3,2010 9:19 am || Up

      The ban passes:

      The statement, proposed to be part of the official communiqué of the meeting, declares that “no climate-related geoengineering activities that may affect biodiversity take place, until there is an adequate scientific basis
      on which to justify such activities and appropriate consideration of the associated risks for the environment and biodiversity”. The text goes on to define geoengineering as either techniques that reduce the amount of sunlight striking the ground or suck carbon out of the atmosphere.

      In an e-mail, geochemist Ken Caldeira of the Carnegie Institution of Washington slams the proposed text as making “no sense.” He says the words “may affect” could “devastate” efforts to do even small-scale experiments that would not have climatic effects. Also, he says, by not saying “may affect negatively,” the statement could actually bar efforts that would increase biodiversity, such as increasing the biodiversity of a farm for the purpose of large-scale sequestration of carbon using plants.

      But Pat Mooney of the ETC Group, a Canadian environmental group, called the proposed text a “a step in the right direction. … It’s important that governments are recognizing that there should be controls on who messes with the thermostat.” By including the broad phrase “may affect,” he said, the language would serve a “precautionary” role in controlling actions whose impacts may be unknown.

  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2010 8:48 am

    1. I am greatly looking forward to the day when Lew Wolff is no longer the public face of the A’s ownership group. I expect that day to come before Opening Day 2011.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Oct 15,2010 10:56 am || Up

      Wednesday’s Just Desserts challenge was perhaps the most ridiculous, useless challenge on one of these shows that I can remember.

      • Leopold Bloom Oct 16,2010 12:32 pm || Up

        The chocolate dresses? I like how they lay down the parameters of the challenge–needs to be an edible dress–then bitch at the two who don’t use baking skills…excuse me, wtf?! Seriously, let’s say you’re really, really good at making pies and cakes and cookies and desserts of all kinds–is it expected that you’ll know how to make a fucking dress out of baking goods? WTF? And seriously, could those people in this show be any cattier? You know it’s bad when you’r essentially rooting for the “villain” from Texas to crush all the rest of them. Except that one black girl–she seems nice.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 16,2010 1:00 pm || Up

          Just watched this ep last night. And yes, that was a breathtakingly stupid challenge.

          Though the nickname “Morganza” is nice. That guy has a lot of (Project Runway’s) Gretchen in him.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Oct 16,2010 3:38 pm || Up

          Exactly. Poor hippie dippie Eric, who seems to actually make things that taste delicious, didn’t have a prayer. He looked like he just wanted to burst into tears.

          And while Morgan does seem like a sexist pig, Heather isn’t exactly winning me over to her side with her nasty personality. Morgan’s dress did look good, I’ll admit.

          • Leopold Bloom Oct 17,2010 8:04 am || Up

            I want all three member of Team Diva placed inside the same burlap sack, have said bag beaten mercilessly with pool cues, followed by ceremoniously dipping said sack into alternating bins of goat shit and glitter, THEN removing them from said bags, and making them interact with charm and grace with really intelligent people making fun of them to their face while pretending not to.

            And filming the whole thing with Pop-Up Video/Blind Date snarkiness added to the screen, so the home audience can join in at laughing at them, AND forcing them to watch others watching this and filming their reaction to others laughing at their misfortunes.

    • mother pucker Oct 15,2010 5:19 pm || Up

      I would say that about all the owners of Bay Area sports franchises..

  4. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 8:55 am

    This makes me uncomfortable. First, Jaczko’s former relationship with the Nevada senator is sketchy. Second, can a Congressionally-legislated study by stopped due to “budget constraints” when those constraints are (partially) due to a proposed budget? Third, the DOE withdrew its license application for Yucca Mountain in June and Jaczko is now trying to kill the review, which is sounds suspiciously coordinated. Both the DOE and the NRC are staffed with administration officials, so it seems to me that this is part of a larger administration drive to kill Yucca Mountain despite Congressional legislation saying that it has to be studied.

    Moreover:

    One key document in dispute is volume three of an NRC staff member safety evaluation report on the nuclear waste project. It’s part of an independent review of a license application filed by the U.S. Department of Energy back in 2008, when DOE still wanted to use Yucca Mountain. Volume three deals with whether the repository could meet long term “post-closure” standards established by NRC to protect the public from radioactive waste. The analysis is complete and rumor has it that it concludes that the Yucca Mountain design meets safety standards. But NRC staff members aren’t discussing the contents.

    Look, even if they don’t want to use Yucca Mountain, why not release the review saying that the site is safe? Because that wouldn’t allow them to use the ZOMG SAFETY angle. I’m sure there’s some other bullshit reason they can conjure. Otherwise, Yucca Mtn proponents/Obama opponents will easily paint this as “Powerful Senator NIMBY’s away nuclear power with help from Obama; don’t care about energy independence.”

    Anyway, I’m not putting an opinion out there on Yucca Mountain; I don’t know nearly enough. But the whole affair seems pretty fishy to me. If they want to kill Yucca Mtn but the NRC is bound by law to study it, it seems to be that they need to legislate the study away.

    Here is the LA Times on Reid and Angle debating Yucca mountain.

  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2010 9:04 am

    Hey nevermoor and Poppy, watch out, here we come:

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 9:05 am || Up

      Now I wish the GIFs would go away.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2010 9:07 am || Up

        Yeah, sorry, though I was aiming for deliberate obnoxiousness, that was too seizure inducing. I’ve replaced the gif with the nice quiet image above.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 9:16 am || Up

      Crabtree > DHB

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2010 10:14 am || Up

        No doubt. Drafting GHB was perhaps the lowest point in pathtetic Raider draft and roster decisions in the last 10 years (and that’s saying something).

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 10:48 am || Up

          The response we were looking for is: DHB’s 40 > Crabtree’s 40.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • batgirl Oct 15,2010 11:54 am || Up

          Don’t worry, dranking heavily eases the pain.

          • Leopold Bloom Oct 16,2010 12:34 pm || Up

            Here’s the real truf: both the Niners and the Raiders suck. Oh, and batgirl, so do the Broncos. Or was it the Vikings you liked? No matter-they both suck.

            (and, in an effort to provide full disclosure, so do the Bengals)

            • batgirl Oct 17,2010 5:45 pm || Up

              Who crapped in your wheaties?

              • monkeyball Oct 18,2010 7:17 am || Up

                I think this is just more evidence that LB actually is Tom Cable.

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • Leopold Bloom Oct 18,2010 7:42 am || Up

                  Off-tackle! Off-tackle! Off-tackle! Punt!

                  Damn it, why isn’t this working?

    • Poppy Oct 16,2010 10:28 am || Up

      I’ll miss the 2nd half because I have a date to be frisked by the Secret Service in San Jose… :(

      There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
      • Leopold Bloom Oct 16,2010 12:34 pm || Up

        sounds hawt!

        • Leopold Bloom Oct 18,2010 7:43 am || Up

          Nina was there apparently, too, huh?

          You have fun?

          • Poppy Oct 19,2010 11:21 am || Up

            Wheeeee!

            Security was kind of shockingly lax at the media entrance. “Put your gear over there for the dogs to sniff it, and then step away.” Okay. Put. Step. Sniff, sniff, sniff. Apparently they didn’t care about purses (I didn’t have one, but my classmate did). They also didn’t pat anyone, or have us walk through a metal detector. So… I could have brought just about anything into the arena with me, or sold my press pass to someone who was looking for mayhem. Once inside, my camera was restricted to the media corral, but I wasn’t… not really, anyway. I did have to be escorted when I wanted to go find a drinking fountain, but I could have gone into the restroom to meet someone from the crowd and give her some mayhem-creation device that I had brought in on my unsearched person…

            There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
            • Leopold Bloom Oct 21,2010 9:34 am || Up

              You, um, you have a devious mind. I hope Mr. Poppy keeps good watch of you.

  6. nevermoor Oct 15,2010 9:19 am

    4: I like “Temporary” and “Euro Napa”

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 9:57 am || Up

      “Temporary” should have been at the top … the Antarctic land mass ain’t going nowhere.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 10:02 am || Up

        Continental drift, baby – Antarctica is coming to Vegas!

  7. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 9:46 am

    I don’t really understand what is going on here. Are the fees totally unavoidable, or are they trickily assessed without clear advertising? Whatever the case, I think the following analogy is almost certainly wrong:

    “It’s pretty obscene. It’s like a merchant going to a famine-ravaged country and selling marked-up food to make money off the misery of others,”

    If I were in a famine-ravaged country, I’d welcome any merchant selling food.

  8. nevermoor Oct 15,2010 9:49 am

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  9. Soaker Oct 15,2010 10:03 am

    3. That is definitely a huge issue. I don’t foresee Las Vegas being a serious contender to land the A’s or any other MLB team for quite some time, but to the extent it’s on the list, Las Vegas lies within the A’s existing television territory so that issue would not be an obstacle to a move there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 10:20 am

    If marijuana is being viewed as simply a tax cash cow, wouldn’t it make more sense to go the ABC route and have government-run pot stops?

    • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 10:49 am || Up

      Nah.

      Those are just stupid all the way around, especially since I bet there’s a ton of room for MJ innovation if it ever actually becomes legal.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 11:03 am || Up

        I guess i just don’t understand the “let’s make it legal and tax it” crowd. Perhaps legalizing marijuana serves a greater social good, and that’s one reason to support it, and there could be some nice tax revenue coming out of it, too. But the above article makes it sound like the revenue is the primary motivation, which seems silly.

        • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 11:07 am || Up

          I buy that. I think the revenue argument is designed to give supporters something else to talk about besides how much they like pot, and one that will appeal to a different audience than the injustice/arrests argument.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • bbenny Oct 15,2010 4:44 pm || Up

            The revenue argument distracts from the reality that this will be a foot in the door for big companies to make millions producing ganja. The reality is that pot is already legal for those who need it and small farmers contribute, informally, a great deal to the local economies in CA and to the state through myriad taxes paid.

            -A night you wouldn't conjure in your wildest alcoholic dream!
          • grover Oct 15,2010 7:37 pm || Up

            All the efforts to legalize pot, going back to medicinal MJ back in the early ’90s, has really been about how a bunch of people just like pot. However, the people who write these propositions don’t have the integrity to simply stand up and say “I like pot. I want you to legalize my preferred drug of use.”

            I don’t care if someone wants to smoke pot. I care that ever since I first heard of the attempts to legalize it CA, the people around me who were advocating the new standard were also joking about how they already had a doctor willing to provide them with a prescription to take care of a non-existent medical condition. Tp this day I’m still pissed that people I knew were using cancer patients as a smoke screen to justify their own desires.

            I also want to know how you field test for “too stoned” like the police can test for alcohol. Is there a breath test (or something similar) for pot? I’d rather not leave it up to the whims of whichever law enforcement official happens to pull you over.

            • bbenny Oct 15,2010 8:20 pm || Up

              Right – it stays in your system for up to 30 days. Does that mean you are still high?

              I haven’t read the proposition verbatum, but I’m guessing it leaves many important questions unanswered.

              There’s nothing wrong with touting marijuana’s benefits for cancer patients as an argument for ending prohibition. It is good for lots of ailments and it’s a benign drug. There is no good reason for it to be illegal. But this 19 might have the same effect on Mendocino and Humboldt counties that deforestation had on logging and the depletion of salmon fisheries on commercial fishing in that part of the world. Whether we like it or not CA is reliant on pot production. We may as well let it be mom and pop operations.

              -A night you wouldn't conjure in your wildest alcoholic dream!
  11. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 11:06 am
    • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 11:11 am || Up

      Speaking as a 5/5, the best thing about such birth dates is that they’re the same in American and European formats.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 11:22 am || Up

        but were you born in 1905?

        • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 12:35 pm || Up

          Fortunately they both agree that the year should come last.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 1:04 pm || Up

            Not me, actually. I am always writing “2010 Oct 15” because it makes far more sense to start big and whittle down. (In that way, the European format makes more sense than the American format; at least it goes in order.) This helps immensely with labeling; you can easily order by date when your samples or files are named YYYY MM DD.

            • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 1:15 pm || Up

              Of course – and I do the same.

              The convenience for me is in form-filling (customs & immigration primarily) when jet-lagged.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 1:22 pm || Up

                You should stop leaving this wonderful country then. Traitor.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 1:38 pm || Up

                  Yeah, real Americans don’t get jet lag.

                • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 1:40 pm || Up

                  I’m certainly no American.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
                • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 1:43 pm || Up

                  I’ve heard your accent.

                  YOU’RE JAMES BOND!

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 2:09 pm || Up

                  Of course not, you were born on cinco de mayo.

                • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 2:28 pm || Up

                  And yet I’m still not Mexican enough.

                  If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  12. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 11:38 am

    Major blogic fail:

    The research focuses on sarin, a chemical warfare agent, and demonstrates that mice exposed to low doses of the stuff suffer permanent damage to the heart.

    But because sarin is an organophosphate, a class which includes many herbicides and pesticides, the study also points to the serious health effects that can result from low-grade exposure to compounds commonly used in industrial farming.

  13. ptbnl Oct 15,2010 1:43 pm

    UC health insurance costs will increase 50 – 100% for the coming year.

    My current plan jumps from $280 to $550 per month.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  14. nanotrebuchet Oct 15,2010 2:15 pm
    • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 2:19 pm || Up

      Can we predict that they’ll win the division yet?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  15. ptbnl Oct 15,2010 3:37 pm

    This is spectacular:

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    The 600 Years from the macula on Vimeo.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  16. monkeyball Oct 15,2010 3:55 pm

    Drum’s CA Propositions roundup

    My only definite YES is 25. 19, probably, sure, I guess.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • grover Oct 15,2010 4:06 pm || Up

      That reminds me… I need to read the pack of lies that is CA Proposition packet.

      • monkeyball Oct 15,2010 4:15 pm || Up

        My permanent absentee ballot is still sitting on my desk, unopened. Probably won’t get to that until Monday.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Leopold Bloom Oct 16,2010 12:37 pm || Up

          yeah, I need help still. think for me, FKers!

    • nevermoor Oct 15,2010 4:23 pm || Up

      Yes/Don’t remember/Yes/No/No/Yes/Yes/No/No

      I’m a tax and spend liberal. And 25 should get 99% of the vote.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Oct 15,2010 4:33 pm || Up

        No vote(s) for me – I just pay taxes.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 15,2010 4:38 pm || Up

          Perhaps you should throw your tea in the Bay.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. nevermoor Oct 15,2010 4:53 pm

    I know MB can beat this:

    South Carolina decides to nullify the healthcare reform law and prohibit its enforcement. Obama nevertheless directs the IRS office in Charleston to dispatch tax delinquency notices to uninsured residents. Governor Nikki Haley instructs the state police to barricade the IRS in order to prevent it from delivering outgoing mail, at which point Obama sends in Army troops to reopen the office. This is taken as a tyrannical abuse of federal power, and Rep. Joe Wilson files immediate impeachment charges. The impeachment bill passes with 220 votes — 201 from the Tea Party, 18 from the rump Republican Party, plus Bobby Bright — and is sent to the Senate. Chief Justice John Roberts presides, wearing robes decorated with the scales of justice stitched in gold lame, but Tea Partiers and Republicans eventually rally only eight Democratic supporters and the charges fail by a single vote. Mary Landrieu, who spends the entire trial vacillating loudly and publicly about the weight of history, eventually provides the one-vote margin of victory and immediately commissions a book about her experience, Keeping Faith: How One Woman Made a Difference in Trying Times.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • monkeyball Oct 15,2010 5:00 pm || Up

      Yeah, I was working on a response to that. Not done yet.

      Boy, the original post by Thoreau is … dumb. And the commenters’ ideas are even worse.

      Drum’s is quite good.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • monkeyball Oct 15,2010 5:30 pm || Up

      This one is pretty good

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  18. ptbnl Oct 15,2010 10:56 pm

    I want to disagree with this more than I do.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Oct 16,2010 6:30 am || Up

      Boy, I dunno. Yes, I’ve been riding the Obama-needs-to-use-his-bully-pulpit hobbyhorse, too, but this fellow seems to be saying it’s Obama’s fault that Republicans are illiterate, uncurious morons. He’s also engaging in the inverse of nutpicking: stating his biases against crazies and extremists, he’s attuned to (relative) moderates and nice people; he concludes that the entire crowd is mostly nice people.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • bbenny Oct 16,2010 9:01 am || Up

        I liked the piece mostly as it seems to show how the Republicans might be willing to tolerate extremist insanity among themselves and wield it as a negotiating tactic. The Democrats have never been able to do this.

        -A night you wouldn't conjure in your wildest alcoholic dream!
    • mk Oct 16,2010 10:30 am || Up

      As Obama continues to talk to the nation as if we were grown-ups capable of appreciating the intellectual complexities of the situation we’re in, he leaves more and more of his audience hungering for schoolroom certitudes and simple rules of thumb. So Christian fundamentalism has led directly to constitutional fundamentalism, in which the US Constitution is held to be a sacred text, to be interpreted literally, word by word. Palin herself has said that the Constitution is “law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments”.

      Come on now. Did the John Birch Society thrive because JFK articulated his worldview too complexly? Remember when Obama got 70 million votes because people were happy a politician was talking to them like they were grown-ups?

      The twin themes of the tea party movement and Barack Obama’s messaging difficulties are good fodder for bloggers and essayists in search of narratives, but they are both really really really overwrought. The midterms are going the way they’re going because the economy sucks and first term midterms are always hard on the president’s party. The rest is noise. This just isn’t the sea change it seems, and all that spirited incoherence (sorry, I know the polite term is “honest hardworking Americans”) the GOP is so cleverly leveraging right now is going to bite them in the ass when they try to run a national campaign in 2012.

      Dems have a 75 seat majority in the House and a 19 seat advantage in the Senate. Those are pretty big numbers, and they were destined to diminish – by a lot – even if Obama had spent the last year “talking dumb” and following all of Duncan Black’s mortgage policy advice to a T.

      ***

      In the context of examining media strategy (i.e. why conservatives are better at it), this article articulates some basic differences between liberals and conservatives which I think are important to bear in mind when assessing the extent to which Barack Obama’s way of speaking is to blame for the rise of the tea party.

      But it wasn’t a meeting or a memo that forced Republicans to use the same talking points and speak in the same terms. It was something more organic and harder to duplicate. To put it bluntly, conservatives are all on the same page because they want to be. The right contains as unruly a collection of voices and interests as the left. The fact that conservatives seem better able to stick to a message defined from above or repeat poll-approved terms is more psychological than organizational.

      […]

      As Gitlin says, conservatives’ Manichean worldview creates “an arresting, kick-ass style of discourse that makes for better drive-time radio.” For better or worse, that kind of rhetoric is neither what progressives excel at creating nor what we are particularly interested in listening to. Instead, we seek out outlets like National Public Radio that are less combative and more factual. It shouldn’t be surprising that a substantial body of social-psychological research has found that conservatives tend to be less tolerant of ambiguity than liberals.

      […]

      our greatest limitations have not been money or organization, the main things we envied the right for having. Instead, progressives have been held back by our own personalities and predilections — our interest in particular progressive causes rather than “progressivism” as a cause, our concern for the future of journalism, our demographically messy coalition. These things are unlikely to change.

      Many liberal activists/bloggers attribute their discontent to a) gratuitous disrespect (“professional left” jeers and so forth), b) Obama mimicing his predecessor in various respects (state secrets, etc.), c) insufficiently progressive legislation, and d) insufficiently combative rhetoric. If the president took the NSA to task and told Republicans and Goldman Sachs to go fuck themselves more frequently, said activists/bloggers would more actively and enthusiastically support the administration’s agenda. But he hasn’t, thus the angst. George W. Bush on the other hand tended assiduously to his base, keeping them happy; he was an epic disaster, but he did right by the people who got him there. So the story goes.

      But it’s only superficially true. The political behavior of the conservative base diverges from that of the liberal base not because of particular failures of messaging or policy, but because the temperament and demographic composition of the two sides are different.

      Conservatives’ affinity for Manichean constructs facilitates a seige mentality, which is an useful template for political unity. They are permanently positioned in opposition to some hovering threat, even when they are in power. Whether the enemy is sexual deviance or insurgents abroad or immigrants not learning English quickly enough, mobilizing against threats is an effective way to smooth over rivalries, disagreements, disappointments, etc. Get on the same page or else [this terrible thing will happen]. The smaller the minority and the crummier the economy, the more effective it is.

      For liberals, the context is more complicated. Liberals say “we should build it this way instead of that way”, whereas conservatives say “we must keep these threats at bay.” With the former, diffusion of approach and opinion is inevitable (if maddening).

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 16,2010 1:37 pm || Up

        You can’t spell trenchant without an m-k. Wait…anyway, I like this a lot.

        The maddening part I’ve never been able to understand is how the R’s can (mostly) successfully maintain the siege state as the permanent condition. Or at least a quadrennial one. It takes a pretty strong dogmatic faith to keep believing the sky is falling when the criminals and homos never seem to break down our doors and defile us sky just never quite does fall.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Oct 16,2010 4:30 pm || Up

        I completely agree with this, and think it is fantastic

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Oct 16,2010 10:35 pm || Up

        I think this needs to be caveated/completed with the fairly consistent historical demographic issue wherein self-identified “conservatives” outnumber “liberals” something like 3:2. And that then tempered with the similarly consistent theme where actual policy preferences run just about the reverse.

        In short, there’s a whole lot of people who have some serious cognitive dissonance going on — it’s the polity equivalent of being deeply in the closet and being loudly homophobic.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • mk Oct 16,2010 10:39 am || Up

      Speaking of threats, one thing I find endearing about these honest hardworking Americans is that they think the Council on Foreign Relations is “progressive”.

      Run by those he called “the Insiders,” the conspiracy resided chiefly in international families of financiers, such as the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers, government agencies like the Federal Reserve System and the Internal Revenue Service, and nongovernmental organizations like the Bilderberg Group, the Council on Foreign Relations, and the Trilateral Commission. Since the early twentieth century, they had done a good deal of their evil work under the guise of humanitarian uplift. “One broad avenue down which these conspiratorial forces advance was known as progressive legislation,” Welch declared in 1966.

      […]

      He [Beck] attacks all the familiar bogeymen: the Federal Reserve System (which he asserts is a private conglomerate, unaccountable to the public); the Council on Foreign Relations (born of a “progressive idea” to manipulate the media in order to “let the masses know what should be done”); and a historical procession of evildoers, including Skousen’s old target Colonel House and Welch’s old target Woodrow Wilson.

    • nanotrebuchet Oct 16,2010 1:13 pm || Up

      Republicans are illiterate, uncurious morons.

      present company, of course, excluded.

      • Leopold Bloom Oct 16,2010 1:43 pm || Up

        He’s British, though–does he count?

      • monkeyball Oct 16,2010 10:30 pm || Up

        I wasn’t saying they (all) are.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

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