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I Feel So Clean Inside! 110

  1. CCSOTD
  2. Is this someone we maybe ought to pursue? (Um, no, not TLR)
  3. TWMSS:

    I love my teammates, so when we do something good that’s just how I’m wired. I want to share that love with my teammates.

  4. TWMLS:

    Take a good look, because it’s the last time you’ll see this beaver.

  5. This was probably pretty interesting
  6. RIP Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
  7. The petty feuds, terrible analysis, back-biting, and overall super dorkiness of everyone involved makes the world of SABR hilarious and sad at the same time. As long as you like baseball stats, of course. And you’re still a giant nerd.
  8. Jacques ees back!
  9. MMIOTM
  10. LB bait
  11. I Want a Sandwich
  12. Christ, what an ass flow

110 thoughts on “I Feel So Clean Inside!

  1. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 10:56 am

    4. TWMYS:

    the Beaver Flowage Trail is considerably less scenic

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  2. nanotrebuchet Aug 30,2010 11:01 am

    2: What possible use could we have for a centerfielder with a 127 OPS+ in his age-23 season?

  3. nevermoor Aug 30,2010 11:01 am

    1: WANT.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. nevermoor Aug 30,2010 11:03 am

    2: It’s absolutely someone we could use. Also almost certain to be cost-prohibitive.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • grover Aug 31,2010 7:08 am || Up

      Cost prohibitive suggests it would be too expensive. He’d be a more worthwhile investment than Matt Kemp.

      • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 9:19 am || Up

        Yeah. I’m saying the talent cost could be a disaster.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 9:41 am || Up

          Eh, if ownership/mgmt is stupid enough to value Smart Tony over him and it’s public knowledge that they want/have to trade him, they’d be significantly underleveraged.

          But, yeah, what you said.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 10:02 am || Up

            I’d do, say, Carter + Rodriguez. Is that realistic at all?

  5. nanotrebuchet Aug 30,2010 11:06 am

    From the comments:

    Rickey Henderson didn’t do this? I’ll have to look.

    ricky only had 66 career triples in 25 seasons- that is pretty hard to beleive with all that speed

    Rickey didn’t need triples, he just stole third after lounging into second base.

    • Leopold Bloom Aug 30,2010 1:56 pm || Up

      You know, I’m positive that Rickey dogged it to second sometimes in order to do just that. It sounds silly, but Rickey has clearly stated he preferred stealing third to second, so…

      • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:05 pm || Up

        Also belongs under #4?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  6. nevermoor Aug 30,2010 11:27 am

    7 is hilarious. FK tagline:

    Stick to being an academic, Thomas. Stick to your sycophant-laden fora and your above-it-all mien. Stop jumping in here and cheap-shotting a business that you’ve never comprehended on your best day.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  7. ptbnl Aug 30,2010 11:28 am

    5. Yes it was, I’m told by my friend who works for the Giants.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  8. sslinger Aug 30,2010 11:29 am

    9. Joanie on last night’s episode in the mink – just wow.

  9. batgirl Aug 30,2010 12:50 pm

    Last night I dreamed that someone had written a biography of Jack Cust. I can’t remember the title, but it was something like The Way We Were. It was printed in that old “pocket” size paperback and they were selling it at my local health food store. For some reason my mom bought a copy. Then they made a movie of the book, and when I saw the movie poster I couldn’t figure out why it had an all African American cast.

  10. nanotrebuchet Aug 30,2010 1:45 pm

    OKCupid on gizmodo. As pointed out by SFGate, “For every inch a man is below 5-10, he needs to make about $35,000-$40,000 a year more to appear equally attractive.” So…I would need to make a quarter of a million more than I do right now to be as attractive as someone who is 5-10.

    I really enjoyed the few OKCupid blog entries that I’ve read; they do great things with all their data. This is one of my favorites.

    • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:00 pm || Up

      TWOKCS

      except the whole thing is shifted to the right of where it should be

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  11. Leopold Bloom Aug 30,2010 1:59 pm

    I want to restore America’s values and have anonymous gay sex in a dirty portapotty.

    • ptbnl Aug 30,2010 2:04 pm || Up

      What is the first draft of the Preamble to the Constitution, Alex?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:11 pm || Up

      You feel so clean inside!

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  12. sslinger Aug 30,2010 2:16 pm

    Anyone else (besides Oblique) make it out to Eat Real this weekend? We went Saturday, and at first I thought it was going to be too overwhelming, with too many people and insufferable lines for everything. But it proved to be quite manageable, as there were about twice as many trucks/stalls as last year. And though the beer lines were sometimes long, if timed right (as in leave a little in your cup for sipping while waiting) it wasn’t too bad, and the wine lines were quite short. HIghlights were a Malaysian star-anise chicken curry, beef empanada, and bao paired with Black Diamond Saison. We missed the kraut demo but did see the goat butchering. It was a wonderful day, if a little windy, showing off Oakland at its finest.

    • andeux Aug 30,2010 2:22 pm || Up

      We went yesterday. A little crowded for my tastes, but we mostly just went for the stuff with short lines, and as you say even the longer lines tended to move reasonably quickly.
      Favorite dish was the cuban sandwich from Ebbetts, which I sought out after reading about them on berkeleyside last week.

      TINSTAAFK
      • sslinger Aug 30,2010 4:20 pm || Up

        Sounds good, I’ll have to try to find them sometime.

    • oblique Aug 30,2010 6:26 pm || Up

      Good to see you out there! Sorry I almost missed you — out of context disorientation + lots of food + some beer + sunshine all worked against me.

      • sslinger Aug 30,2010 8:58 pm || Up

        Great to see you too, and a pleasure to meet your fiancee. I think it’s the out of context thing that is often so weird at events like that – “I know you from somewhere, but I’ll be darned if I can figure it out”. Plus I can be convinced that lb looks like BB after enough food+beer+sunshine, so I was relieved that you weren’t some random OIG.

  13. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:19 pm

    Oh no no no, all a misunderstanding — this was just about defense against sun exposure.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Aug 30,2010 2:39 pm || Up

      Beck was wise to ban signs, but he forgot to ban shirts.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2010 2:20 pm

    Heavy drinking FTW (or, at least, for second place)

    But a new paper in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that — for reasons that aren’t entirely clear — abstaining from alcohol does actually tend to increase one’s risk of dying even when you exclude former drinkers. The most shocking part? Abstainers’ mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.

    But even after controlling for nearly all imaginable variables — socioeconomic status, level of physical activity, number of close friends, quality of social support and so on — the researchers…found that over a 20-year period, mortality rates were highest for those who had never been drinkers, second-highest for heavy drinkers and lowest for moderate drinkers.

    Apparently it’s because the non-drinkers are all depressed friendless recluses. Score another point for social lubrication.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Leopold Bloom Aug 30,2010 2:53 pm || Up

      Wait. Am I supposed to start drinking again?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2010 4:27 pm || Up

        They appear to have excluded ex-drinkers from the teetotaling cohort, so the data may not support falling off the wagon as a healthy life choice.

        Wednesday Sept. 8 I have an extra ticket, want to join me?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Leopold Bloom Aug 31,2010 12:45 am || Up

          YES. I will be honored, sir.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 31,2010 8:52 am || Up

            Excellent, I’ll drop you an email sometime this weekend on the logistics.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Aug 30,2010 2:56 pm || Up
      TINSTAAFK
  15. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:29 pm

    Oh, crap. Please tell me that the poster for this was not designed by this guy. (Looks like a lame ripoff. I hope.)

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  16. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:33 pm

    Yeesh. This is all quite frightful.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Aug 30,2010 4:02 pm || Up

      It could be MUCH worse.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 4:07 pm || Up

        We’ll start means-testing only Jews and Turks?

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  17. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:42 pm

    2. Geren is a Larussian genius!

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • ptbnl Aug 30,2010 2:50 pm || Up

      So who would Geren take to the Beck-fest? It could have been the one time Chavez was too Mexican.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  18. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:56 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Aug 30,2010 3:51 pm || Up

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • ptbnl Aug 30,2010 4:10 pm || Up

        It’s even organic!

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  19. nevermoor Aug 30,2010 2:56 pm

    KOTD: And so it was, is, and will be again

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Aug 30,2010 3:08 pm || Up

      Nice.

      TINSTAAFK
    • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 3:09 pm || Up
      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • sslinger Aug 30,2010 3:14 pm || Up

        Was their marketing slogan “Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band: The Cure for the Common Polka”?

        • monkeyball Aug 30,2010 3:40 pm || Up

          Lyrics by Richard Schmidt-Mann

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Aug 30,2010 3:52 pm || Up

        Free Kraut: it may seriously damage your ears, or else inflict severe mental harm

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  20. monkeyball Aug 30,2010 2:58 pm
    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  21. nevermoor Aug 30,2010 5:21 pm

    This is funny stuff

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  22. Soaker Aug 30,2010 8:23 pm

    Shutting off tonight’s game early gave me a chance to finish the Charlie Finley book. Overall I thought it was well worth reading. The middle of the book is devoted to the move from Kansas City and the three world championships, an era that has been written about extensively. I found that part a rehash of information I was already very familiar with. The early part of the book about Finley’s rise as a businessman and the Kansas City years was very interesting, as was the discussion of the period following Catfish Hunter’s departure, which shed light on the impact of Finley’s divorce and financial problems; his departure from baseball was not nearly so simple as the “Bowie Kuhn forced me out” line which he put forth at the time.

    There are a few times where the authors repeat themselves and a couple of nitpick errors I could have pointed out if they’d let me read the manuscript (“the light-rail Bay Area Rapid Transit system”, “the Haywood Daily Review”), but the quality of the research is very good. If your interest in A’s history of that era goes beyond the 1972-1974 world championship teams, this is a good book to read.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Aug 30,2010 8:53 pm || Up

      Thanks for the review, it does sound interesting. I have a massive biography of Connie Mack staring at me from one of my bookcases, so until I tackle that I doubt I’ll go after Charlie O.

      • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 9:43 am || Up

        I’m still trying to make time for On Bended Knee: The Art Howe Story.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 10:03 am || Up

          Not to be confused with: On Bended Knees: How Ken Macha Got His Job Back After the 2005 Season

          • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 10:15 am || Up

            Or On Busted Knees: How Ryan Sweeney Went From Teh Awesome to Teh Suxx0rz

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 10:16 am || Up

            Or Bury My Season At Wounded Knee: Brett Anderson’s August.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 10:48 am || Up

              Or What I Kneed: AJ Pierzynski’s Last Days As a Giant

  23. nevermoor Aug 31,2010 10:33 am

    Salb8:

    MY is on an immigration-is-good-for-everyone kick.

    Convincing?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 10:39 am || Up

      Not really, although I don’t have time comment at the moment. For the record, I’m also unconvinced that we need a tighter immigration policy.

    • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 11:07 am || Up

      There’s also this, which while may be legit from a econwonk perspective, but would likely result in some terrible cultural blowback.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 11:23 am || Up

        That’s one of my two links.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 11:25 am || Up

          Ah, didn’t see the second.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Aug 31,2010 12:06 pm || Up

      It seems to me that Yglesias is majorly oversimplifying things in a couple of different ways.

      First, it’s not necessarily useful to talk about “immigration” as a single entity. The arguments for and against are very different for a PhD engineer than for a migrant farm worker or a hotel maid, and there might be good reasons for supporting one while opposing the other. And even within each of these groups there are other subtleties that might make loose immigration policy a good idea in some instances but not in others.

      Second, his thought experiment about cleaners in the first link leaves out a couple of other related possibilities:
      3a) Those jobs would be filled by other workers who are currently idle. (I believe MY is aware that we are not currently anywhere near full employment)
      and
      3b) Decreased competition for jobs in the unskilled sector would push wages up in those areas, leading to higher costs for those of us who eat in restaurants or stay in hotels, but also ultimately leading to better working conditions for people in those industries and a more equitable distribution of wealth in the US.

      The counterarguments, as I understand them are
      A) Immigrants don’t just fill jobs, they also create jobs because they consume goods and services
      B) Any potential benefit to the US from keeping people out is balanced by a corresponding detriment in another country. Ultimately it’s best to let labor flow to available jobs.

      Ultimately, I mostly agree with these latter arguments. But the accounting is considerably more complicated than he’s making it out to be.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 12:20 pm || Up

        This is fair.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 12:50 pm || Up

        The SF Fed thinks the accounting isn’t necessarily that much more complicated.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • andeux Aug 31,2010 1:11 pm || Up

          1. That’s a lot different than what MY wrote (even though it’s the study to which he was linking).
          2. Per my 3a) above, the answer may well be different in a recession than in a period of full employment.

          TINSTAAFK
  24. nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 11:30 am

    In between experiments, I just want to share how excited I’ve been the last few days: picotrebuchet is starting preschool this week, and he is about 90% potty trained (slept all night in underwear last night!). We took him to Target to pick his own underwear, and he chose “Daffy Duck” (actually Donald) and “Lightning The Queen” (Cars themed; I’m not sure where he learned that from since we’ve never watched the movie).

    Femtotrebuchet is this close to walking, too. It has been an exciting week in the trebuchet household!

    • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 11:31 am || Up

      Boy, it’s a good thing you picked “trebuchet” and not “male” …

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 11:40 am || Up

        But “boy” would have been great if there were a 3rd to come.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 11:41 am || Up

    • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 11:39 am || Up

      Go trebuchets!

      Lily started kindergarten this morning, uniform and all.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 11:45 am || Up

        AAAAHHHH!

      • Leopold Bloom Aug 31,2010 11:51 am || Up

        pics or it didn’t happen.

        • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 12:25 pm || Up

          Nice.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 8:01 pm || Up

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 8:26 pm || Up

            she’s tall…like my height.

          • batgirl Sep 1,2010 10:56 am || Up

            Awww. Are those shorts underneath? Perfect for playing on the monkey bars!

            • ptbnl Sep 1,2010 10:57 am || Up

              Yup. She loves to hang out with her friends upside-down.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 12:25 pm || Up

      Very cool. I’m surrounded at work by a lot of people sending kids to their first pre-school or kindergarten. Crazy stuff.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 12:37 pm || Up

        pico has been in daycare for a while, and the preschool is actually in the same building, so it’s not a huge transition for him. But it still seems crazy – kids don’t nap if they don’t want to! they take out and prepare their own lunches! they use the preschool climber! no diapers or pacifiers! kids have classroom jobs (pico waters the plants)! they have computers (!) in the class!

        • nevermoor Aug 31,2010 12:39 pm || Up

          Between this and JP learning to sweep the leg, FK 12.0 looks to be in good shape.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • monkeyball Aug 31,2010 12:51 pm || Up

            MikeVI won’t like the interface

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 31,2010 9:07 pm || Up
      1. When you take pico to day one of Kindergarden you’re going to bawl like a baby, I can tell.
      2. Re in-between experiments: how long would your thesis take if every experiment worked? Six months says this guy.
      3. It’s Lightning McQueen, I think. Lightning the Queen is a very different line of boys clothing.
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 9:42 pm || Up

        1. Yup.
        2. If everything worked the first time, and you discount building/maintenance/repair of the apparatus as well as the shit ton of reading the scientific literature, I think my published experiments and related analyses were probably about 10-12 weeks of work (packed into five short years). This also assumes that I never chased down all the dead ends and that I designed the experiments properly the first time. It’s kind of a trick question, though – the processing “breakthrough” that I made was actually a negative control that happened to work. The original process I was planning to use never actually went anywhere, so I went back to the process that wasn’t supposed to work but did and turned it into a thesis.

        3. I know it is “McQueen,” but pico calls it “the Queen” and apparently nothing in the world will stop him. He’s a determined one. Now we’re having the problem where he uses the potty as a bedtime procrastination technique.

        • batgirl Sep 1,2010 10:57 am || Up

          3. My dog does that when she wants to keep smelling something–she fakes like she’s peeing.

      • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 11:38 pm || Up

        Re. 2, I think it’s easier for theorists than experimentalists, especially at the PhD level where your supervisor has some solid ideas already. I was my supervisors first PhD student, and had a lead-authored paper within 3 months of starting.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • nanotrebuchet Sep 1,2010 6:40 am || Up

          Wow, three months! All I had done after three months was gotten trained on a machine and subsequently broken it.

          • monkeyball Sep 1,2010 7:30 am || Up

            But were you using it as a bedtime procrastination technique?

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • ptbnl Sep 1,2010 10:12 am || Up

            It was also a happy accident – I started just as a new area of research was opening up, so there was lots of low-hanging fruit, but it required reasonably advanced computing skills, so there weren’t many other pluckers out there.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  25. nanotrebuchet Aug 31,2010 8:27 pm

    this is awesome. all those years i didn’t watch indian movies with my mom when i had the chance…

    • ptbnl Aug 31,2010 8:54 pm || Up

      Wow – Bollywood at its finest.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • oblique Sep 1,2010 9:44 am || Up

      I actually LOL’d. That is PURE awesome.

      • nanotrebuchet Sep 1,2010 9:47 am || Up

        I’ve never felt sub-continental pseudo-nationalistic pride until now!

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