Brett Anderson returns! Cust and Barton back in the lineup!
Oh, fucking great:
Rain is in the forecast. and the tarp was on for a while earlier. Tomorrow is supposed to be the day for real rain, potentially much of the day.
Pertinent updates:
• Anderson (dur) activated
• Bailey retroactively DL’ed (hunh: I missed elcroata’s ** retroactive-DL post from earlier in the season; interesting)
• Buck activated, assigned to Sacto
• FK switching servers sometime tonight ~10 pm PT; I really have no idea what that means
Shoulda bunted
elcroata should be invited to come to croatan II
“croatan ii” should have been an 80s scifi movie with Sean Connery.
Croatan II: This time with readers!
Chortle!
This pitcher seems terrible.
So does our offense.
Shoulda juiced
Dang, Barton just missed a slam there.
/bridge talk
NEEDS MOAR SWEARING, INTEMPERATE PERSONAL ATTACKS, AND ** LINKS
Fuck you.
Someone plz to ‘splain the Cliffington RBI play.
Hard grounder off the pitchers glove
This guy? Seriously?
Korach was inspired to talk about this guy:
I don’t think I can stomach this offense for another month.
iFSU, stomach offends you for another month.
With apologies to Philadelphia and Detroit, nobody does mullets like Chicago.
Um, what’s happened to FK?