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A Dream Fermented 9

I am a Krauter, pure and true.

You Kraut for me, I Kraut for you.

I Kraut in Winter, Summer, Fall and Spring.

I’d even Kraut without a tasty chicken wing

(though I’d rather not have to).

I Kraut in Morning, Aft and Eve.

I’d Kraut my way to the count of threeve.

Oh please my liege, don’t be sad.

My monkey mediation skills aren’t all bad.

I know my place is at your right hand.

Extolling the cabbage and scouring the land,

For poo-flinging stories and monkey hating man.

And, barring that, then making you flan.

For I am a Krauter, pure and true.

We raid their site and shout holly-hoo!

We’ll swing our flails and crack a skull or two.

And we’ll rattle our sabers until this war is through.

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! JIHAD! TO ARMS MY BROTHERS! TO ARMS!

Now…who knows how to make flan?� Anyone?

9 thoughts on “A Dream Fermented

  1. Razr Apr 21,2009 7:51 pm

    Standing O LB

    Is this the new Kranthem?

  2. Leopold Bloom Apr 21,2009 7:51 pm

    I CAN’T FIGURE OUT THEW GODDAMNED SPACING! FUCKING HTML!

  3. monkeyball Apr 21,2009 8:26 pm

    I declare a mothrafatwa

  4. monkeyball Apr 21,2009 8:36 pm

    Yikes! Result #10: Listen to Pure Fucking True Norwegian Nazi Apokalyptic Ocultistic Black Like Satans Ass Metal From Land Of The Vikings radio. Free Pure Fucking True …

    (ThIS should do wonders for FK’s SEO & branding.)

  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 21,2009 8:39 pm

    You can post any pictures you want at the Free Kraut tailgate party.

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