Now, I’m aware that one may question the DogMa’s choice of subject (and S-O), but her talent is something at which I, as a card-carrying member of the Fine-Motor Challenged, can only marvel.� So I’m showing-off this recent evidence thereof.
And like Michelangelo, she does contract-out her art for special occasions and occasional ceilings — she might even paint your porch, mang.
In other news, the WSJ weighs-in on … wait for it …��stirrups!
Of course, unfettered competitive zeal is in the subtext.� FTFA:
…Colorfast dye dispelled the poison-sock myth. Washing machines eased the germ threat. By the turn of the millennium, pant legs were dropping fast and the stirrup had become a vestigial accessory.
“It’s a negative apparatus, a detractment,” says John Moretz, chief executive of GoldToeMoretz, a giant sock maker based just down the road, toward Newton. “It serves no purpose. Its day is gone.”
To which Mr. Davis replied: “He says that because we make ’em and he doesn’t.”
That’s all I got — do I still get a blue krauthor tag?
DogMa’s quite talented, and I’m sure she captured something here.
W T F : Demetri Martin swings at ‘Moneyball’
A: Yep.
Thet-thar’s some fine pigment-daubin’! And some fine cond’ment-barrin’!
And this (from the stirrups article) is some fine feature-writin’:
Alderson –> Giants GM?
{sighs deeply}
{fills with more self-loathing}
{vows to eat more pizza}
{wishes Monkey felt more solidarity}
I think Tango’s moralizing goes off the rails a little here:
Deploying three foot tall pinch hitters in high-leverage situations strikes me as akin to purposely fouling Shaq at the end of the game: within the rules, strategically justifiable, and profoundly uninteresting to watch.
Fans want to see legitimate hitters with legitimate hitting skills square off against pitchers giving max effort. How tiresome would it be, if in every clutch situation we had to watch pitchers lobbing the ball (as in a carnival booth with a stuffed teddy bear on the line) into a tiny strike zone, to “batters” for whom the bat is a pointless instrument?
Also, three foot players are only valuable insofar as they remain a novelty. Their entire advantage is predicated on incongruity, on the difficulty (much) taller pitchers would have hitting an extraordinarily contracted strike zone. If you had three foot pitchers, three foot left fielders, and so on, you’d have a different league entirely, and it certainly wouldn’t be comprised of the best baseball talent on the planet.
You might say, well, if everyone was Willie McGee-fast and Mark McGwire-strong, being fast and strong would also cease to be an advantage. That’s true, except that in addition to being fast and strong, you have to run down fly balls and/or scoop grounders and/or hit fastballs. Whereas there is a (virtually) endless supply of hypothetical three footers able to stand in the batters box for four pitches and jog to first base. After all 30 teams have a three foot pinch walker on their rosters, what happens to three footers 31 though 1000 (equally qualified!) who want to play in the majors? How do teams make decisions as to which three footer to keep, if talent and skill aren’t considerations? Isn’t that the opposite of a meritocracy?
So no, this is not a Jackie Robinson situation.
Can someone explain to me why the NSA was wiretapping Cloris Leachman?
Her proximity to both MTM and Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life make it imperative that the government always knows where Cloris Leachman is. It’s a matter of national security.
Five o’clock comes early.
Yikes
Goodman on BBs2e7
Daniel Andreas San Diego tops FBI most-wanted terrorist list.
Sing it with me: Where in the world is Andreas San Diego.
RockapellaHookslide, take it away!Out on DVD today: The Wrestler.
The daughter wasn’t so good, but I really enjoyed it.
Not as Aronofsky as his other films, but still really well done.
new people who are or might be hurt: Corey Brown (some kind of knee thing); Barton (left game after hbp).
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=304&f=2062&t=2718182&p=74
There’s a non-free article from melissa lockhard about a bunch of other minor leaguers who are or are not injured.
1. Dana Eveland is the strongest A’s pitcher. He is also pitching tonight. I take this to mean that if the Yankee hitters do not cooperate, he will crush them like bugs (after pausing to fidget with his sleeves).
2. Chicago Tribune = Free Kraut:
But that’s what we do for this website. You mean we could get paid for this?
3. Well, crap. I was hoping Pom Wonderful was the real deal, because I just don’t have the discipline to save enough money to get my head frozen.
And that fast, he’s already lost a vote.
Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons
Two things.
First, it’s Marquez67’s birthday–if you wanna wish him happy birthday and no longer participate in CB wannabe message boards (aka DLD), email him at work: don@allmodularsystems.com
Second, DCinWC has horrifying news. Apparently, Tom Cruise and John Travolta are considering remaking Butch Cassidy.
Devine out for the season, Nomar and Geren are still annoying:
devine out for season, and…..
Not in the lineup tonight.
Rajai over T-Buck AGAIN:
Ryan Sweeney RF, Orlando Cabrera SS, Jason Giambi 1B, Matt Holliday LF, Jack Cust DH, Mark Ellis 2B, Eric Chavez 3B, Kurt Suzuki C, Rajai Davis CF
Top 3 A’s in OPS: Cust (.899), Holliday (.713), Sweeney (.635)
Q: full year of service time for Devine this year, yes?
Stomper comes out in favor of legalizing weed
Oh. Oops.
game thread open