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Here is a cute otter, courtesy of the good folks at cuteotters.com:

Because it is timely

109 thoughts on “New Thread!

  1. nevermoor Apr 19,2009 1:15 pm

    Otters suck.

  2. doctorK Apr 19,2009 1:17 pm

  3. 74mk Apr 19,2009 1:18 pm

    1. Use the “Direct Link” link instead of the “Email and
    IM” link.

    2. Another stats question (I’ll stop eventually):

    Does team BABIP-against correlate at all with team UZR (or any other mainstream defensive metric)? Should it?

    Also: this
    thread
    bored me almost immediately, and I lack the discipline to press on under those conditions, but perhaps
    one of the Free Kraut syntax mavens can provide the definitive answer (thus simultaneously improving my grammar and
    abetting my apathy).

  4. Leopold Bloom Apr 19,2009 1:26 pm

    • monkeyball Apr 20,2009 10:08 am || Up

      Can I order a 90-degree-tilt square yellow sign that
      reads GRAMMAR-FREE ZONE 150 YARDS?

  5. doctorK Apr 19,2009 1:35 pm

    The just-completed sweep
    of the slegnA by the Twins was nailed down by Nathan. I love you, Sabes.

  6. mikeA Apr 19,2009 1:48 pm

    When things start to seem bleak, I remind myself that as
    A’s fans we don’t have to listen to Amy Gutierrez.

  7. mikeA Apr 19,2009 1:49 pm

    Everyone who has criticized or made a joke about otters
    is banned.

  8. monkeyball Apr 19,2009 2:04 pm

    this into the dvd and do PIP.]] >

  9. monkeyball Apr 19,2009 2:54 pm

    Watching Pablo Sandoval run out his triple, I laughed so
    hard I woke up JP.

  10. mikeA Apr 19,2009 3:19 pm

    monkeyball: clear a spot on your couch, I’m
    moving in

  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 19,2009 3:51 pm

    Say what you will about hockey, but:

    Boston Bruins defenseman Matt Hunwick had his spleen removed after he felt pain at the team’s morning
    skate. He has not been ruled out of the NHL playoffs.

  12. mikeA Apr 19,2009 4:59 pm

    Cardenas so far:
    .405/.457/.690
    Showing a bit of power.

  13. JediLeroy Apr 19,2009 5:26 pm

    I’m disappointed that this didn’t get a better reaction.

  14. mikeA Apr 19,2009 6:08 pm

    Good start for Mazzaro: 6 ip, 5K, 0uBB, 1R(HR). He’s
    probably first in line to replace Outman (or Cahill). Blevins took the loss….

  15. Poppy Apr 19,2009 7:39 pm

    So has no one noticed the new banner, or is it just that
    it only amuses me?

  16. Leopold Bloom Apr 19,2009 9:18 pm

    Okay, so for about the third time in two days, a
    headline on Yahoo makes no sense.

    “Columbine students strive 10 years after massacre”

    I’m not certain if this is Yahoo or AP or…what, but they can’t just “strive,” can they? Don’t they have to be
    striving toward something? M-W defines it:

    1 : to devote serious effort or energy : endeavor
    2 : to struggle in opposition : contend

    I’m an English major and this stuff bothers me probably more than the business majors of the world, but isn’t the
    word “strive” pretty common verbiage?

  17. monkeyball Apr 20,2009 12:39 am

    No matter what municipality they slap on the letterhead,
    the Slegna and their fans will always be 100% in and of Orange County.

  18. 74mk Apr 20,2009 7:19 am

    [response to monkeyball]

    1. Notwithstanding the imminent Tuesday beatdown (I’m already wincing in anticipation), I think it’s clear Anderson
    is further along than Cahill.

    2. Good stuff, certainly. See mikeA’s theory about how he’ll walk a million guys but it won’t be the end of
    the world because the free passes aren’t likely to be paired with many extra base hits, due to the downward action
    on his pitches. .215 BABIP so far: that’ll go (way) up, so he’d better start throwing a few more strikes.

    3. I don’t think he’s been squeezed. Not shamefully so, anyway. Someone should do a study to determine if young
    pitchers are indeed the victim of umpire bias (or, conversely, if established pitchers benefit from wider zones, a
    la Glavine). I doubt it would turn up anything significant.

    Addendum to #3: Since sabermetricians pervade the interwebs, no doubt someone has studied that.

    Postscript to addendum: I wish stat-inclined analysts were better writers. Every time I set off in search of the
    answer to a saberconundrum, I end up in some impenetrable insidethebook thread where no one can go half a sentence
    without invoking an equation. The folks at Beyond the Boxscore, Fangraphs, and elsewhere try their
    best, but … well, I wouldn’t exactly call their prose felicitous. It’s difficult to plow through that stuff
    unless your interest is avid. I’d say 5% write well, 25% write clearly, 69.9% write like engineers, and Dave
    Cameron is [needless and inaccurate qualifier edited out-mikeA] a dick.

    Footnote to addendum postscript: I wish sal would write more, because I put him in that 5%.

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