- Oswalt to Slegna? Not sure what I’d think about that. Do they even have the prospects to do that deal? (Granted, it’s Drayton McLane, but still.)
- Interesting question–I mean, they can’t not re-sign him, right?
- But when I think of Lima, I always think of … Oh, c’mon, Rob:
- Speaking of big busts …
- Vizquel for Hall? Lofton for Hall?
- Bono: not Irish enough
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If you don’t know the difference between perdition and skinkiness, what can I say, you need to get out more.
Rosales laps Ortiz
This certainly smells fishy to me.
Vida Blue and Rosey Grier! (Who are the other two guys?) (Via Copyranter.)
{snerk}
Holy fucking crap. And that’s why I (a) don’t use chemical sunscreens, (b) use ZO instead when necessary, (c) always wear a big-ass hat, (d) just stay the fuck indoors unless it’s, like, raining, and (e) prefer night games.
If the FDA started testing in 2000, it must have been because of this.
That’s some pretty serious alarmism.
You are going to get rickets and die.
iChicago, Ricketts are going to get you and die
Breaking News: That fucking gigantic ball of radiation in the sky might kill you eventually.
Thanks, and go As.
May I welcome you to my and mikeA’s anti-Sol campaign?
Beautiful day today. I’m leaving for Texas tomorrow, though. What a disaster…
When pigs fly …
On Sunday, I’ll be wearing a tux. Outside. I amazed that many people believe in God.
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I was at a wedding in Houston Saturday, am in OKC now, and will soon be driving to Lexington, KY.
I win.
I would be happy to forfeit that contest.
If I may, stay the fuck out of Texas. And Florida, for that matter. IT’S NON STOP DEATH BALL. EVERY FUCKING DAY, IT’S SUNSUNSUNSUNSUNSUNSUN.
Re 5: I’d be OK with Lofton making the HOF, but not Vizquel if only because the Giants’ announcers and fans made such a push for it while he was here. Loved the comment about Lofton’s hat selection for the Hall. I’d say both probably more accurately members of HOVG.
1. That second paragraph, detailing the Angels’ failures to secure front-line pitching, could just as easily be interpreted as a reason they won’t get Oswalt rather than as evidence that they’ll be front-runners.
same thought here.
But they got Kazmir!!!
I am not seeing the angels as a possibility. Where have you gone Sean Rodriguez?
4. Whoa nellie …
6. South Park nails it.
I still like this and this
Now, yes, there’s some selective omitting going on here, but nothing Boehner says is wrong.
does his tanning bed run on coal or oil?
He just uses tainted sunscreen. Keep up with me here!
and that’s why Kenny lofton will make the hall of fame as an indian
There’s an app for that
Sal has a charity for that.
Now that’s a bad trip.
A friend of a friend threw his wallet into a bonfire. Sometimes you throw no-hitters though.
Internet win of the day
Meh. Standard joke.
Yeah, but in context …
ESCAPE FROM THE UNICORN CLUB
Ugh. Goodman on the recent BB ep.
I assume that person is protected by whistle blower statutes, but render no legal advice on the subject.
Crisp back in lineup, Patterson in LF
Sweeney in left too, according to the twit.
Both Patterson and Sweeney in LF – now that’s an aggressive shift!
Heh heh heh … guess who discovered that you can edit the time-stamp of a comment.
Wow,
He isyou are a sonofabitch.Actually, FK prevented from posting until I undid your timestamp!
And the message wouldn’t stick as having been read either.
So wordpress isn’t compatible with time-travel … paging nm, we need a bug fix here.
This is actually kind of a pain during the hour after I do savings time (WP doesn’t auto-leap)
It doesn’t matter. None of this is real anyway. We all died when ** crashed, and we’re only here until we learn the importance of playing the game the right way.
Winner.
FK is a “bottle” episode, doing a cheap, single-set run-through with only the limited number of significant ** cast members who are under contract to appear in every thread.
Does that mean I get “Special Guest Star” treatment in the credits?
“And featuring”
I’ll take it. As long as I’m getting paid above scale.
Wait, you aren’t implying that they were all dead on the island all along, are you?
Because I’m pretty sure that’s not the case.
It’s not. They were very much alive during the island.
No Crisp according to gameday, which is probably correct.
Updated to: Pennington SS, Barton 1B, Sweeney RF, Suzuki C, Cust DH, Kzmnff 3B, Gross CF, Ellis 2B, Patterson LF
What’s Grosser than Gross in center?
You can now set your preference for the AJAX refresher’s default time. In your profile (Dashboard -> Users -> My Profile or here), just use the radio buttons. After that, your selection will be what loads on each FK page (but you will be able to change it on a given page as normal).
Let me know if you have any problems.
Excellent – many thanks.
I went to a burger shop today which had a window ad for a new burger loaded with your hopes and dreams. With a serious expression, I pointed to the overhead menu and asked the girl at the register if the burgers truly contained my hopes and dreams. With the register girl not knowing what to say, the fortyish year-old lady managing the store behind her cocked her head sideways and confirmed nervously that my dreams and hopes were, indeed, included with the purchase of said hamburger.
I flashed a smile and both women laughed uncomfortably. After finishing my burger, I told the girl on my way out the door that my hopes and dreams were much tastier than I ever could have imagined. “Hai” was her only response.
In other weird Japan news, a group of seventh grade girls pulled me aside after class today to tell me how nice I smell.
Consuming one’s own hopes and dreams makes the body emit a pleasant musk.
Wow. Sounds like it did actually contain your hopes and dreams if seventh grade girls think you smell nice. I can smell you from here and before that burger it wasn’t something to be desired.
You may ask yourself, where does that highway go to?
How’s that stealy-losey thing workin’ out for ya?
(seriously, though, just shockingly stupid on the part of the GOP)
Stupid, but irrelevant in terms of votes. Probably we won’t see Charlie Cook on NBC in November talking about how fallout from the Byrne Incident swung the election to Rubio. Although you never know – if Jackson Browne had been a Republican, we might all be praying for President McCain’s continued health right now.
I sympathize completely (and agree with) Byrne’s take, but I recall reading somewhere that he hated that damn song. “Joke’s on you, Crist – that song sucks anyway!”
Wiki:
Yeah, something like that.
Those are not your wife’s fucking runs!
Though this may be violating our apparent tacit agreement not to discuss the S****s, it’s clear what the A’s need: moar hockey players.
Bring back Rich Harden!
And Matt Stairs!
Harden clearly wasn’t cut out to be a hockey player, but Steve Nash on the other hand could’ve been one:
I don’t understand the whole squirrel thing, and it seems the province of that other place, but this is amusing nonetheless:
Even the creators of the squirrel thing don’t really understand it either. It’s more of a fuck it all, that’s just go with it. But it has no providence for location and can be ritually discussed (or ignored) anywhere it damn well pleases.
Ray stung b
uy Ray.Typo mars joke. News at 11.
Oof.
So it wasn’t our Ray? There’d be something amusing about that too.
Recker back to Sacramento from Midland, and Powell not in the lineup today. I’d guess Powell is being called back up.
Eother that, or just a DeFrancesco “manager’s decision.”