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  1. Future Ed Sep 24,2021 7:06 pm

    Very instructive first inning. Just needed a bullpen blow up to be a one act play

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  2. 5Aces Sep 24,2021 7:06 pm

    1 run and 0 hits. 0 runs and 2 hits. Of course.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2021 7:12 pm || Up

      I dislike the errors-and-tootblans policy, but I’m on board with the hit-Astros-in-the-back policy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Sep 24,2021 7:27 pm || Up

        Co-sign.

        And it us much preferred to the boo them as they round the bases plan.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2021 7:35 pm

    The Ken Burns documentary model is a bit tired by now, but man, Muhammad Ali is about the perfect subject.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. andeux Sep 24,2021 7:48 pm

    Cool, now just need to hold a one-run lead for 6 innings.

    TINSTAAFK
  5. Future Ed Sep 24,2021 7:57 pm

    I just want to hear vic give it to glen for a few more innings

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  6. Future Ed Sep 24,2021 8:21 pm

    I caught it too

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  7. Soaker Sep 24,2021 8:24 pm

    I couldn’t take the A’s after the last couple days. 5Aces, you need to light a fire under your guys because they’re having a major letdown issue against a crappy UNLV team after the win in Pasadena.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • 5Aces Sep 24,2021 9:21 pm || Up

      I just got back from driving Lil Miss Aces back to Fullerton after a couple of days at home. Classic FSU (no not that one, and not that one either) letdown game. Huge win, Friday night home game against an awful team. I almost put a dollar or 2 on UNLV because I know history. Even if they win it will be goodbye 25.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Sep 24,2021 9:51 pm || Up

        They’re waking up!!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  8. andeux Sep 24,2021 8:35 pm

    Montas back up to exactly 10K/9IP. 200 K, 180 IP.

    TINSTAAFK
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2021 8:59 pm

    Nice escape act by Frankie. Can’t help thinking though it’s like a MASH episode where the surgeon saves a kid only to have him go out into the bullpen’s machine gun fire.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2021 9:39 pm

    Pinder really testing our bullpen’s commitment to the bit. The Aristocrats!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. 5Aces Sep 24,2021 9:39 pm

    7 run lead. 4-5 more and it might feel comfortable.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Sep 24,2021 9:59 pm || Up

      Now?

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Sep 24,2021 9:59 pm || Up

        No DieBBman no Romo.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • nevermoor Sep 26,2021 4:26 pm || Up

      On the one hand, the little Ns got to see a grand slam in person, which was cool.

      On the other hand, it was 12:15 when we got home post-fireworks (with a special FU to the assholes that did construction on the 580/80 stretch past Berkeley). So those last 6 outs HURT.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  12. 5Aces Sep 24,2021 9:55 pm

    You can’t stop Skye Bolt, you can only hope to contain him.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 24,2021 9:56 pm

    Bases loaded walk to Skye Bolt is a sneaky entry into the top 10 Astros pratfalls of the year.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. 5Aces Sep 24,2021 10:00 pm

    We need to find a sneaky accountant to move some of these runs to the M’s series and get back into the race.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. Glorious Mundy Sep 24,2021 10:20 pm

    Kind of funny that this guy at some point dropped a sacrifice bunt in a game his team is now losing by 12 runs.

  16. Future Ed Sep 24,2021 10:21 pm

    i wish i could enjoy this

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. 5Aces Sep 24,2021 10:25 pm

    Throw strikes

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. andeux Sep 24,2021 10:26 pm

    Siri, strike out please.

    TINSTAAFK
  19. sslinger Sep 25,2021 10:03 am

    Anyone going today? More importantly, perhaps, is anyone tailgating?

  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 10:54 am

    Impressive (pre-integration) collection of all-time great players in one place. Equivalent today I suppose would be an old-timers game with Rickey, Eck, Clemens, Schmidt, Reggie, Strawberry, Bonds, Morgan, Bench, and 10 or so other HoF’ers from 1970s-80s.

    They’ll probably never return but old timers games were awesome. Check out this catch by Willie Mays at age 50.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Sep 25,2021 11:03 am || Up

      Not quite the same thing, but I went to 1 or 2 old-timers games when they had them annually before minor-league Buffalo Bisons games.
      I don’t remember much, probably mostly lesser lights, for whom the money they could make doing those meant something. I think I got Moose Skowron’s autograph, and maybe a couple others, on a baseball, but not sure where it is now.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Sep 25,2021 11:06 am || Up

        Looking him up just now, I noticed he was only 5’11” and wondered how we got the nickname Moose.
        Wikipedia:

        One day his grandfather gave the seven-year-old Skowron a haircut resembling that of Italian dictator, Benito Mussolini. His friends jokingly calling him “Mussolini”, which his family shortened to “Moose.” The name stuck throughout his career.

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        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 11:55 am || Up

          That is hilarious. If the A’s had any prospects I’d hope one looked like Putin or Duterte or Bolsonaro or Kim Jong-un for similar high comedic nickname effect.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Nov 1,2021 8:09 pm || Up

        At my parents’ old house trying to sort through 50 years of crap.
        Found it.
        Skowron’s autograph is the most faded.
        It looks like the other three are Bobby Thomson, Johnny Sain, and maybe Glen Beckert.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2021 9:24 pm || Up

          Cooperstown may not come calling but some Italian soccer clubs might be interested.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 1:22 pm

    I am loving the blindingly bright yellow high-top cleats Manaea is rocking today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 25,2021 1:27 pm || Up

      I like what it did to the home plate ump on tuckers AB

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 25,2021 1:29 pm || Up

        Ken and Vince couldn’t agree on whether a foul tip was called or a swing was called.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 2:00 pm || Up

          TV and Gameday said foul tip, which the replay didn’t really show, but maybe the ump smelled the burned wood.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Future Ed Sep 25,2021 2:01 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 2:46 pm

    Stranding a pair has never come back to haunt us.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  24. Future Ed Sep 25,2021 2:49 pm

    probably should score runs?

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  25. Future Ed Sep 25,2021 3:01 pm

    kyle tucker. mother fucker

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  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 3:02 pm

    It is at least some comfort that the A’s aren’t just getting steamrollered by Houston this weekend.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 3:03 pm

    Oh man, Khris, so close. Maybe three more inches.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 3:06 pm

    Story of this year. Just out/just in.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 3:08 pm

    Thank God we have Elvis here to save the day.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  30. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 3:24 pm

    Sweet Lou!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 3:25 pm

    I’m seeing a ton of those Last Dive Bar shirts in the TV shots. It’s a good look.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 3:29 pm

    Agreed. Might pick up one myself.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 3:41 pm

    Lousy at bat Seth. Need more focus there.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 3:43 pm

    7 LOB the last 3 innings I believe? Sounds about 2021.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 3:59 pm

    Can’t keep Marte down, hooray! Weird to have Celebration while the team crowds around fallen Elvis though.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. andeux Sep 25,2021 4:02 pm

    Nick Allen has started hitting in AAA.
    9 game hitting streak, 14-36 in that stretch.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 25,2021 4:04 pm || Up

      how do we get him on the roster?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 25,2021 4:08 pm || Up

        Kolarek. Or the guy we just picked up, Feliz.
        Or move someone (Piscotty, Moreland, or Jefferies) to the 60-day DL if that is still allowed.

        TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Sep 25,2021 4:16 pm || Up

        Fisher might have to pay out an extra $273 for the week. So that’s a no.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • andeux Sep 25,2021 4:19 pm || Up

          I really hope they don’t just play Harrison/Pinder there for a week, or worse, call up Machin.
          Would much rather watch Allen go 0-30 but get a little experience, and our playoff chances are the same either way.

          TINSTAAFK
          • andeux Sep 25,2021 6:35 pm || Up

            Allen is in the LV lineup tonight. Do not like.

            TINSTAAFK
          • andeux Sep 25,2021 8:42 pm || Up

            TINSTAAFK
            • 5Aces Sep 25,2021 10:21 pm || Up

              As the Machin and Skye Bolt lead us to the most improbable comeback in history!

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
            • Future Ed Sep 26,2021 10:17 am || Up

              fractured left tibia?

              literal ouch

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              • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 10:39 am || Up

                The tibia is the bigger weight-bearing bone. Recovery time six months minimum. Hope for the best for Elvis, seems like such a delightful person.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 10:45 am || Up

                  The Chron reports broken fibula which is a much less difficult injury to have.

                  Also Jed to the DL with sprained hand.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Future Ed Sep 26,2021 11:03 am || Up

                  I could have transcribed it wrong.

                  Also, 541 plate appearances for anyone who is monitoring that

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 4:17 pm || Up

        Sadly I think Elvis just answered this. Allen would be postseason eligible too.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 25,2021 4:06 pm || Up

      piscotty to 60 and option bolt?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. 5Aces Sep 25,2021 4:02 pm

    I’ve said more than enough negative things about Elvis, but that was some heart making sure he made it home. I hope it is not serious.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  38. Glorious Mundy Sep 25,2021 4:10 pm

    Astros won’t win the division here at least.

  39. Glorious Mundy Sep 25,2021 6:34 pm

    Owners are the worst.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 6:38 pm || Up

      “And in Oakland, A’s President Dave Kaval unveiled an outfield sign telling fans ‘You Should Probably Go Somewhere Else'”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Sep 25,2021 7:54 pm || Up

        “If we moved to Vegas you’d be home by now”.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 8:45 pm || Up

          LOL

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 25,2021 7:02 pm || Up

      Did fisher pay for that?

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    • Englishmajor Sep 25,2021 11:19 pm || Up

      I wonder how long before the A’s float the idea of splitting between Oakland and LV?

      • 5Aces Sep 26,2021 11:56 am || Up

        The Golden and Silver State Athletics.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  40. Glorious Mundy Sep 25,2021 9:20 pm

    Wow, today might be Soaker Day for the Padres. What the hell happened there?

    • Soaker Sep 25,2021 10:44 pm || Up

      That does seem like a possible destination for Bob.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 25,2021 10:25 pm

    Oh, man, Cal came so close!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Sep 25,2021 10:28 pm || Up

      5-point loss to Nevada, 2-point loss to TCU and the OT loss to Washington on the fumble near the goal line. It’s not going to be the Bears’ year is it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 10:36 am

    Horrible at Petco yesterday. Witnesses saying the mom jumped with her toddler.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 26,2021 11:04 am || Up

      I’m not reading any of that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. andeux Sep 26,2021 1:30 pm

    Chiefs in last place.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 1:37 pm || Up

      So far today the Raiders are playing like they want their cellar back.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Sep 26,2021 1:51 pm || Up

        The batgirls could end up as the only 3-0 team in the AFC.

        TINSTAAFK
        • batgirl Sep 26,2021 2:28 pm || Up

          Woo Hoo!!*

          *I have not watched one snap.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 4:51 pm || Up

          Not the only one! Raiders tried their best to lose…gave up a pick-6, missed an extra point, let Dolphins convert a 4th and 20 in OT…but victory, baby.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Sep 26,2021 4:59 pm || Up

            Raiders with 3 narrow wins over middle of the pack teams.
            Denver with 3 big wins over 0-3 teams.

            Both are better than I thought, but I’ll go out on a very short limb and say the AFC West standings are going to look different by the end of the season.

            My Bills tied with Denver with a league-best +50 point differential. The opening loss to Pittsburgh, who seem to be just as crappy as I thought, still hurts, but I’m feeling better after two decisive wins. And no one else in the East seems that tough.

            TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Sep 26,2021 4:29 pm || Up

      Makes me happy.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  44. Glorious Mundy Sep 26,2021 2:10 pm

    Best three innings of Blackburn’s life?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 2:46 pm || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Sep 26,2021 2:51 pm || Up

        Also featuring a middle reliever with an ERA near 6, shortly before he was sent to the minors to work on things. Liam Hendriks, a mere 3 years go.

        TINSTAAFK
  45. 5Aces Sep 26,2021 2:51 pm

    This is how it begins. Blackburn squeezed, 2 fluke plays sandwiching a solid base hit. Now we are tied, Harrison hurting. The script usually calls for a 3 run jack now.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  46. 5Aces Sep 26,2021 2:55 pm

    We flipped the script at least.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  47. andeux Sep 26,2021 3:09 pm

    And there’s our ‘pen.

    TINSTAAFK
  48. andeux Sep 26,2021 4:00 pm

    Bolt (PR) and Machin (Sac) in the middle of that game-tying rally, as Aces predicted.

    TINSTAAFK
  49. Future Ed Sep 26,2021 4:08 pm

    Mother fucker struck out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Glorious Mundy Sep 26,2021 4:40 pm

    Siri, WTF was that?

  51. andeux Sep 26,2021 4:40 pm

    Buntin’ Machin!

    TINSTAAFK
  52. Glorious Mundy Sep 26,2021 4:49 pm

    Canhot eliminate us today!

  53. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 26,2021 4:50 pm

    The Astros might never win again!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  54. Glorious Mundy Sep 26,2021 4:52 pm

    Wow, Korach with a reference to “the trips to Las Vegas.”

    • Soaker Sep 26,2021 6:55 pm || Up

      I think there’s at least a chance that Ken has been doing this long enough anyway, shares the disgust (in his case particularly with calling the road games from the Coliseum) and will call his final six games this week. He’s coming up on 70 years old and doesn’t seem to need the money.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Sep 26,2021 7:53 pm || Up

        he has over 30 years of bills to pay coming up and he knows it

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  55. 5Aces Sep 26,2021 6:56 pm

    So I guess I’m becoming an O’s fan for a week. This will be painful.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 26,2021 7:54 pm || Up

      o’s and jays? just need to keep everyone under 91

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 26,2021 8:00 pm || Up

        I was thinking O’s and Rays.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 26,2021 10:01 pm || Up

          Certainly O’s and Rays (and Nats on the weekend if it still matters). I guess we should be pulling for the Yankees against the Jays, but I’m not sure I can do that.

  56. Glorious Mundy Sep 27,2021 1:07 pm

    I guess this means Harrison is OK, or they would have needed a shortstop…right?

  57. Glorious Mundy Sep 27,2021 3:28 pm

    Hard to believe a guy with such a classical American stupidity is Canadian.

  58. Glorious Mundy Sep 27,2021 3:32 pm

    Yeesh this looks bad on paper.

    • 5Aces Sep 27,2021 4:02 pm || Up

      Melvin saying “let’s test out if our luck really has changed.”

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 27,2021 4:05 pm || Up

      what the fresh hell is this?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 27,2021 4:51 pm || Up

        And now the bullpen will have to get by without Michael Feliz.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Sep 27,2021 4:53 pm || Up

          Why is bolt if he in not playing center today?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Sep 27,2021 5:00 pm || Up

            Need Brown’s bat in the lineup god help us.

            • Future Ed Sep 27,2021 5:02 pm || Up

              Pinder against a righty is better?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 27,2021 4:34 pm

    I’m no film buff, but fuck yeah buddy! I’d sit through the Mamma Mia movies 10 more times each to help spread this word.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Sep 27,2021 7:47 pm || Up

      If they play for 20 years that’s only once a year …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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