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But that’s why they play the games (128-131) 266

The East Bay nine, losers of 4 in a row and 9 of the last 12, host the Yankees, winners of 11 straight and sporting a 28-9 record since the All Star break.

This would be a pretty good time to flip the script. Looking at the A’s competitors’ schedules this weekend:

Astros: Off today, then 3 vs. the Rangers in Arlington
Red Sox: Home tonight vs. the Twins, then 3 at Cleveland
Mariners: 4 at home vs. the Royals
Blue Jays: Lost today vs. the White Sox, now travel to Detroit for 3

There should be a few more folks in the Coliseum stands than there were for that Mariners series, though looking at the ticketing site for the Sunday game, there sure are a lot of seats available, and more on the third base side than on the first base side. I know people are down on the scene right now but hopefully some good play from the Green and Gold in the first couple games will bring A’s fans out over the weekend.

Tonight at 6:40: Kaprielian vs. Jameson Taillon
Friday at 6:40: Manaea vs. Gerrit Cole
Saturday at 1:07: Montas vs. Nestor Cortes
Sunday at 4:08 (SNB): Blackburn vs. Jordan Montgomery

266 thoughts on “But that’s why they play the games (128-131)

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 5:20 pm

    I have no idea how to research it, but this is one of the most streaky A’s teams I can remember. It’s not outside the realm of possible that they could rip off a 9-1 stretch to be right back in it. Starting tonight would be a good idea.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. batgirl Aug 26,2021 5:38 pm

    Big news from the shelter!!

    • 5Aces Aug 26,2021 5:40 pm || Up

      WOOF WOOF!!!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 5:47 pm || Up

      Best of luck with the play yard project. Glad to see NFTs producing something of meaningful value. They look cute too.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 5:49 pm

    In other local news of non-traditional currency, you Old Blues will have to let me know how the crypto beer tastes at FTX Field at Memorial Stadium.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 27,2021 1:32 pm || Up

      We played on Kabam Field at California Memorial Stadium for a few years. Kabam used a buyout provision to terminate that.

      In other Cal news, We’re Number One in Something!. If you scroll up in that article, the 8th worst mascot tops my own list but I don’t disagree that there are some worthy rivals. The “best” list is unsurprisingly dominated by cute and fuzzy animals.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 27,2021 1:51 pm || Up

        Ranking mascots in general seems hinky. But sexy dogs and cats? People need to get out more.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • mikeA Aug 27,2021 2:49 pm || Up

        With one notable exception that you identified, I actually like the “worst” group on the whole more than the “best” group.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 6:29 pm

    As a loyal alumni I will be rooting hard for Honolulu in the semi-finals of the Little League World Series Saturday, and finals Sunday. No international teams this year because COVID. The other teams are Michigan (suburban Detroit), Ohio (half hour north of Cincy), and South Dakota, whose top pitcher has not allowed a hit through two games.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Aug 26,2021 7:30 pm || Up

      Go Hamilton!

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 8:28 pm || Up

        I watched a little of their game today, they have some gloves out there.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 2:56 pm || Up

        Alas, Hawaii championship not to be. Ohio vs Michigan for the Big10 LLWS title Sunday.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. andeux Aug 26,2021 6:35 pm

    In other local news of non-traditional currency, yesterday I was getting into my car, next to a line of cars stopped for the light on the corner.

    Twentyish-looking guy in car: Hello, sir.
    Me: Uh, hi.
    (Other?) guy in car: Hashcash is hot!
    Me: <?>
    Him: You know, hashcash.
    Me: <gets in my car>

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 6:43 pm || Up

      That guy was probably the CEO.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 26,2021 6:46 pm || Up

      this is gonna haunt me

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • mikeA Aug 26,2021 9:53 pm || Up

      If you had been Dave Kaval, the guy would be rich!

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 6:46 pm

    Nice start for Kaped Krusader.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 6:58 pm

    Actually they are saying Boone.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2021 6:59 pm

    That tantrum seemed a little excessive.

  9. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 7:01 pm

    Can stanton be kicked out too?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. 5Aces Aug 26,2021 7:01 pm

    I’m confused. I thought HRs only happen late in the game when we have a small lead.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 7:09 pm

    I like the strike outs, I don’t like the home runs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Soaker Aug 26,2021 7:12 pm

    One of those nights when you start thinking “no-hitter” in the second inning.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 26,2021 7:27 pm || Up

      Which is going to be the only reason to keep watching.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  13. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 7:17 pm

    More outs please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 7:18 pm

    We’ll always have that first inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. 5Aces Aug 26,2021 7:18 pm

    Starting to think this team doesn’t deserve Khris Davis.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  16. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 7:28 pm

    The Yankees scouts appear to have assembled a better book on Kape than they had last time

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 7:28 pm

    The Yankees line up is cartoonish

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Soaker Aug 26,2021 7:45 pm

    Leadoff man Canha is .145/.268/.217 in August, through 2 PA tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 27,2021 12:26 pm || Up

      I mentioned the other day that his power had mostly disappeared since May, though he kept his OBP up until this month.
      After the season, we will hear that he never really recovered from the June hip injury.

      TINSTAAFK
  19. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 7:47 pm

    We get three next inning right?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 8:07 pm

    FUCKING WALKS!!!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 8:13 pm

    never doubted elvis with 2 strikes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. Soaker Aug 26,2021 8:13 pm

    Boone is smashing things back in the clubhouse right now.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. andeux Aug 26,2021 8:20 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 26,2021 8:22 pm || Up

      It’s a fan boycott of ownership at this point.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 8:37 pm || Up

        Ownership’s middle finger has driven away some directly. The price gouging has probably driven away more. But I think COVID has mattered most. You may be underestimating just how vigilant/paranoid the local populace is. Still today, outside on the streets of Oakland and Berkeley, masks are commonplace, maybe even the majority.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Aug 26,2021 8:55 pm || Up

          It is some of both for me. I made it to 3 games May-July, and would have gone to more recently (probably including this Tuesday) if the season were going better OR if covid weren’t still a concern.

          On that latter point, that is something I was talking about with a couple other people recently. Big difference between the Bay Area and everywhere else any of us had been recently (Buffalo in my case, I think elsewhere in California for them) in continued masking and distancing, that we had all noticed. (Even I think it is overkill just walking around outside, but I would wear one most of the time in a stadium.)

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 9:06 pm || Up

            For me I still feel very safe in the seats for not-crowded games. The security and entrances and concourses and bathrooms, though, worry me, and unless I’m wearing an N95 (which I hate) I just prefer to avoid that risk. ptbnl and I considered then opted not to go Sunday,

            I’m looking at Tues 9/7 vs CWS as the next good sparse opportunity.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • andeux Aug 26,2021 9:19 pm || Up

              I would think the greater risk in the indoor parts is balanced somewhat by the fact that you’re not around any one person for very long, and that most other people are pretty good about masking in those areas.

              TINSTAAFK
          • Future Ed Aug 26,2021 9:19 pm || Up

            It is really great that most people here mask up most of the time.

            SoCal was very non masky.

            I plan on Sept 20 against the mariners as my only visit this year. I am very disheartened by the whole stadium/move thing

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Soaker Aug 26,2021 9:51 pm || Up

            Huh, OK. My two Bay Area trips this summer have both been night game/day game quick hits so I haven’t had time to go anywhere but hotel/restaurant/BART/Coliseum. You can see on TV that almost nobody in the stands wears a mask but I suppose the vigilant/paranoid part of the population isn’t represented in that sample.

            Around here smoke has been such an issue for the last month and especially the last couple weeks that Covid is sort of an afterthought right now.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 27,2021 1:18 pm || Up

      Hard to argue with this assessment from The Athletic:

      Before we get into what he said, let’s back up and list some reasons why attendance has been 1970s-era low for the A’s for much of this season. The announced crowd of 8,147 with the Yankees in town was a sign that it’s not just A’s fans who’ve been convinced by ownership that the Coliseum isn’t worth your time or attention, or the increased prices that have been asked of fans to purchase tickets and parking. Yankees fans aren’t coming, either, which is a change. At least, they haven’t yet. The weekend crowds may be larger, perhaps significantly so.

      Low attendance in Oakland is also, in part, due to the delta variant stage of the COVID-19 pandemic, which seems to have Bay Area residents far more concerned than those in many other regions throughout the country. The A’s have also played some uninspired baseball for nearly two weeks, and the losses to the Giants didn’t make many of the A’s supporters in attendance all that energized to plunk their money down for more of the same. Lifeless losses to the Mariners certainly didn’t help.

      Flirtations with Las Vegas that included five more mentions of “parallel paths” from A’s president Dave Kaval hours before the Bay Bridge series began. Paying $30 for parking and no guarantee that showing up an hour before the game will get you inside for the first pitch during that series.

      These things also deter paying customers.

      Throw in two decades of postseason heartbreak, no outward desire to re-sign popular players, and the looming threat that no matter what this team does this season, it will get broken up afterward — the list of reasons for fans to stay home is nearly endless.

      This isn’t a “good fan” or “bad fan” discussion. It’s on a billion-dollar corporation to entice non-billionaires to attend events; it’s not on the non-billionaires to prove they’re worthy of the corporation’s undivided attention. The A’s seemed to understand this before 2020 when “A’s Access” drew a large number of fans from the same younger demo that MLB has supposedly been dying to attract. Back then, they promoted different fan-friendly areas of the ballpark that gave the place some uniqueness, a feeling that they were at an Oakland dive bar that was working to soften some of its hard edges. This season, you’re lucky if you can find a place that sells concessions in the upper deck.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 2:26 pm || Up

        That’s spot-on. Which matters more (COVID, shitty owner, higher prices, lower payroll, fading hopes) is of less consequence than the sum total of all of them. Except for the die hard core fans, really why would someone go?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. 5Aces Aug 26,2021 8:23 pm

    OK Ed, how many do we get NEXT inning?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 8:23 pm

    At the risk of hyperbole. had the A’s failed to score more than one that inning the season would be over.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 26,2021 8:32 pm || Up

      this is how they get me.

      I was begging for a SDI

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 8:25 pm

    Foul pop out on 3-0, thank you Anthony Rizzo.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. 5Aces Aug 26,2021 8:47 pm

    This freaking team. Go make dinner happy that I can turn away.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 9:19 pm

    losisiga in the 7th?

    cool

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. lenscrafters Aug 26,2021 9:28 pm

    Really fking stupid pitch call by Murphy. Calling for Romo’s fastball in the same location twice in a row is just a horrible choice against Judge.

  30. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 9:34 pm

    or you could, you know, fire him

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 9:45 pm

    Romo is a witch.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. Glorious Mundy Aug 26,2021 9:46 pm

    No runs from that. OK.

  33. mikeA Aug 26,2021 9:48 pm

    Turning on the game–apologies in advance.

  34. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 9:56 pm

    Loaisiga for 2? ok

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 10:01 pm

    Voit is complaining about playing time? has he seen that roster?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. andeux Aug 26,2021 10:05 pm

    Two out walk in front of Judge.
    This is fine.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Aug 26,2021 10:08 pm || Up

      judge only singled. that was good

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. 5Aces Aug 26,2021 10:09 pm

    Murphy feels me debating turning the game on.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  38. lenscrafters Aug 26,2021 10:09 pm

    I FKing hate Lou. His BB/9 isn’t too far from DieBBman’s and he has 2/3 of the Ks, why the FK is he closing material.

  39. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 10:09 pm

    Argh. Lou didn’t even get crushed, just beat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  40. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 10:11 pm

    the walk off is going to be great

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 10:13 pm

    I hate this kind of replay but he totally came off the bag.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 10:13 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. lenscrafters Aug 26,2021 10:16 pm

    Gomes is a lefty killer but sure let’s let Elvis bat here.

  44. Future Ed Aug 26,2021 10:24 pm

    this is a heck of a TeA’se

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 26,2021 10:28 pm || Up

      It’s a heck of a nosedive is what it is. Pretty impressive to go from that sweep in Cleveland which ended two weeks ago today to the point we’re at now.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 26,2021 10:26 pm

    Damnit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. lenscrafters Aug 26,2021 10:26 pm

    Olson continuing on with the worst Clutch score on the team.

    Season is on life support.

    • Future Ed Aug 27,2021 12:36 pm || Up

      still something to play for boys

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. sslinger Aug 27,2021 12:05 am

    We’re going to the game tomorrow night with friends from out of town who are Yankees fans, so you may see us right on the Yanks dugout. I was expecting a huge crowd similar to last weekend’s Friday night Giants game, but based on what I saw today I’m wondering if it will be diminished. I hope so, I’d prefer not to be in a deeply crowded section. But I’ve got a lot more scary events coming up, tickets we bought back in May when it looked like things were clearing up. Not sure how we’ll end up navigating them.

  48. Glorious Mundy Aug 27,2021 9:22 am

    If Cristiano can go back to Manchester United, Khris can go back to Oakland Athletics.

  49. andeux Aug 27,2021 12:09 pm

    Seth Brown -> COVID list
    Daulton Jefferies called up.
    I wonder if they will use him or Blackburn as a long man, or go to a 6-man rotation. The latter would make sense to me, as they could probably all use a little extra rest at this point, and there is no longer an ace that we want out there every fifth day anyway.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Aug 27,2021 12:37 pm || Up

      is that the second?

      not great, but not bad

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Future Ed Aug 27,2021 3:02 pm

    Why can’t piscotty go to the 60 reinstate Kris and call him up instead of jeffries whow can come up wednesday

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Aug 27,2021 3:11 pm || Up

      DFA Moreland. But yes your point stands.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  51. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 3:59 pm

    Canha dropped to 7th, Tony Kemp leading off. Since Cole’s walking 1.9/9 I figure Kemp gets three tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 5:38 pm

    I try to not wish misfortune on even bad people. I don’t always succeed, but I try. I don’t even take any consolation on COVID thinning the herd of idiots. But it’s a good thing my local bubble of rationality keeps me away from loud antivaxxers because I quite possibly could end up in a fistfight or jail.

    Nurse Upgrade’s ICU is filling up with COVID patients again. They are of course all unvaccinated. Now an unvaccinated nurse, who travels weekly in from AZ for the better pay, has exposed the entire night shift at a hospital that is already desperately understaffed from waves of resignations. Better stock up on your first aid supplies and watch some Youtube video on home trauma care because if you need hospitalization for anything you may be in trouble. And this is here in the safe-ish Bay Area. Less safe than you think though. I can’t imagine parenting school-aged kids right now, deep respect to those of you who are living it.

    I’m tired of my heart being numb from scar tissue after breaking so many times. What I feel most right now is rage, and that’s not helping.

    Just get the fucking shots or be banned from society.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Aug 27,2021 5:49 pm || Up

      I can’t imagine parenting school-aged kids right now, deep respect to those of you who are living it.

      Likewise from me to the medical professionals and their families.
      (I mean, except for that unvaccinated nurse. WTF?)

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 6:52 pm || Up

        Thanks for that. The emotional toll is substantial. Also its hot and the air is gross and the A’s are sucking so I’m getting my grumpy out before my nurturing role re-starts at 8.

        Apparently the “be vaxxed or tested 2x/wk” rule is being interpreted as self-certify that you got tested twice. This idiot even worked while showing symptoms. It will not surprise you to learn that the Venn diagram of nurses who won’t get vaxxed and nurses who are married to cops is a perfect circle.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • batgirl Aug 28,2021 10:44 am || Up

          Oh my god. I am so sorry. I can’t even imagine how stressful that is. And how enraging to be put in this situation by our hideous society. Covid has once again brought to light how low those in power will stoop to stay in power and how truly selfish and moronic humans can be.

    • ptbnl Aug 28,2021 10:32 am || Up

      UnFKingbelievable.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Aug 28,2021 3:52 pm || Up
      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2021 7:53 pm || Up

      For the record, I also try not to wish misfortune on Giants players.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 2,2021 9:21 pm || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Sep 8,2021 8:32 am || Up

        It says what I feel.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • lenscrafters Sep 3,2021 9:52 am || Up

      What gets me is just how nonsensical some of the logic is. You don’t want to get vaxxed because you don’t want to put “unknown chemicals in your body”. But you’re perfectly willing to pump yourself full of everything unproven from hydroxychloroquine to ivermectin?

      I really shouldn’t be surprised anymore by the dangerous mix of weaponized ignorance and sheer hubris afflicting a significant portion of the population these days.

      • andeux Sep 3,2021 11:29 am || Up

        It’s truly impressive the lengths that people will go to, up to and including death, to avoid facing up to the fact that they were wrong about anything.

        TINSTAAFK
        • vignette17 Sep 3,2021 12:00 pm || Up

          I knew there were these people out there. Hell, look at the recent measles outbreaks. What gets me is we’re now looking at fully 1/3 of our population. How on Earth do we get good government when a third of the population are raging idiots? Let alone public health. I used to think leaving the US wasn’t a real idea in my mind, but I might seriously consider it in 10 years the way things are going.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 3,2021 12:23 pm || Up

            We’re truly into an age of anti-rationality, in size and intensity beyond anything I ever thought possible. As andeux says, these folks are committed to it up to and including their own deaths. It’s reaching a point of existential threat on a par with nuclear war or the climate change tipping point. Probably all at once.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • nevermoor Sep 8,2021 8:35 am || Up

              It feels very fall-of-Rome to me most of the time. They have enough power to govern, and they deny COVID even when loved ones die.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  53. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 6:44 pm

    WTF, the umps are checking Manaea after he warmed up but before first pitch? That is fucking insane, and also dangerous. Now he’s going to pitch using Cole Irvin’s glove.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 27,2021 6:48 pm || Up

      ??? I guess? Maybe the umpire has a package of those color cards you see at the paint store?

      3.07 Pitcher’s Glove

      (a) The pitcher’s glove may not, exclusive of piping, be white, gray, nor, in the judgment of an umpire, distracting in any manner. No fielder, regardless of position, may use a fielding glove that falls within a PANTONE® color set lighter than the current 14-series.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Aug 27,2021 6:52 pm || Up

        And as Ken and Vince speculated, Aaron Boone may have been behind it.

        (c) The umpire-in-chief shall cause a glove that violates Rules 3.07(a) or (b) to be removed from the game, either on his own initiative, at the recommendation of another umpire or upon complaint of the opposing manager that the umpire-in-chief agrees has merit.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Aug 27,2021 7:14 pm || Up

          I guess throwing the first pitch of the game up and in after that isn’t really Manaea’s style.

          TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 27,2021 6:52 pm || Up

        • Soaker Aug 27,2021 7:11 pm || Up

          I didn’t expect to spend a half inning looking at paint samples. I believe the color of Manaea’s glove is actually “Ocean Wave” which is in the 14 series, the lightest allowed. One could possible argue that fading has made the glove a little lighter than that.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 7:27 pm || Up

            If Ed were here I imagine he could tell us exactly when Sean started using that glove. Gotta be at least three years

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Aug 27,2021 9:11 pm || Up

              all this year. i think last year was light tan with green lettering and stitches

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. andeux Aug 27,2021 6:44 pm

    Lowrie doesn’t make that play.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 6:45 pm || Up

      Lowrie doesn’t even get close enough to leave his feet on that play.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. 5Aces Aug 27,2021 7:29 pm

    Krush Homer’s for the 5th straight game. Let’s make sure that we are really competitive in the AAA West. It isn’t even the PCL anymore-at least then there would be some history..

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 7:39 pm || Up

      I forget about this on the day to day but the demise of the old minor leagues is just so sad.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Aug 27,2021 7:45 pm || Up

        It really is. And it seems so pointless. Keep the name. I mean we know MLB gives 0 shits about history, etc but fake it a bit for me.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  56. 5Aces Aug 27,2021 7:44 pm

    So Oly must have missed his protection payment tonight to the 3rd base ump. Also, baseball rules are stoopid.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 7:46 pm

    Please Giancarlo don’t hurt ’em. And by ’em I mean the concrete.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  58. Soaker Aug 27,2021 8:47 pm

    There are a few college football games tomorrow, with Fresno State and UCLA both in action. Plus some golf. I’d rather flee sports entirely and do something energetic outdoors but I’ve barely wandered out into the smoke since I returned from Oakland Tuesday night and there’s no reason to expect it will be better tomorrow or for several days ahead for that matter.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 27,2021 9:51 pm || Up

      You’ve had some of the worst sustained Purple Air #s I’ve ever seen. If Little League doesn’t grab you there’s also a really deep race card at Saratoga tomorrow, with a six G1 stakes.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 3:42 pm || Up

      This looks bad:

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 29,2021 7:33 pm || Up

        Plausible, and the wind the next couple days is a real wild card. To this point that fire has been burning below 6000 feet, and to climb to the Sierra crest it now has to cross more thinly-vegetated areas including some large areas of granite slabs which create some natural firebreaks. The new mandatory evacuation of everything south of the airport does look justified.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Soaker Aug 30,2021 11:21 am || Up

          The Cal Fire evacuation order this morning extends all the way up to Ski Run, which is about 1.5 miles from the casinos. I know it’s the “err on the side of caution” stuff because of the population center, although there’s nobody here who doesn’t have to be here; it reminds me of those first couple months of Covid last spring when everything was closed. The fire’s progression has been west to east and it would have to hang a hard left to affect anything past the airport. Anyway I’ve mentally inventoried what will get boxed up and put in the car in anticipation of getting our own evacuation warning/order, and regardless of the unlikelihood of a direct threat to where I live a possible power shutoff would drive me out.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2021 11:39 am || Up

            I could envision problems with the route of escape, should 89 along the west edge of the lake also get closed and all the Californians have to retreat through Nevada.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Aug 30,2021 2:12 pm || Up

              All of California’s South Shore is now under evacuation order. Nevada side roads are now one-way leaving South Shore, and looking pretty busy on the traffic cams.

              I did upload a full fresh set of photos of everything inside the house. I don’t believe there’s any imminent danger, but if I choose to or am ordered to leave I wouldn’t be able to come back for at least several days and who knows how the situation might change.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Aug 30,2021 5:58 pm || Up

        This is not good for Christmas Valley as it’s on the Tahoe side of the Sierra crest. Fortunately the wind is dead calm this afternoon which is a lot better than the forecast said. I’m staying at home tonight and will evaluate in the morning.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2021 7:48 pm || Up

          The firefighters trying to save Berkeley’s other family camp had to retreat. It’s also also on the east side of the summit.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Aug 30,2021 8:06 pm || Up

            If I get an evacuation order, I assume I won’t be able to return for at least 5-7 days and maybe quite a few more. I do not want to dump myself into anybody’s house for an indefinite stay. Think I’ll load up the car with my stuff and head up to Bellingham, WA which I’ve enjoyed before and is on the list of possible post-Tahoe locations. Why not take the opportunity to give it a test drive for a few days.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • sslinger Aug 31,2021 2:03 am || Up

              You’ve got a spot in Berkeley if you need it.

              • 5Aces Aug 31,2021 6:40 am || Up

                Same-though why you would drive all the way down south is beyond me. Hoping for favorable conditions so the only movement you need is out to the deck.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Soaker Aug 31,2021 9:34 am || Up

                Thanks, but nah, money isn’t a problem, I would much rather turn it into an impromptu vacation than move into somebody’s house. Morning evaluation is, I have enough food to stay for a while even if everything is closed which it must be because I don’t think anybody can get to work, and there’s no immediate danger from fire but TBH there’s no point in staying. Air quality is horrible, like a foggy morning, and there’s nothing to do except sit in the house. So I think I’ll take my time today, pack for a 10-day vacation and box up a few other things that will fit easily in the car, with the notion I’ll probably leave tomorrow.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  59. AV Aug 27,2021 8:51 pm
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  60. andeux Aug 27,2021 9:17 pm

    Marte scores from 1st on a single. Nice.

    TINSTAAFK
  61. Future Ed Aug 27,2021 9:19 pm

    I like the bullpen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. Future Ed Aug 27,2021 9:48 pm

    outs are better

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. andeux Aug 27,2021 9:48 pm

    We never seem to do well when the other team hits a bunch of balls over the fence and we don’t.

    TINSTAAFK
  64. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2021 11:15 am

    Dickhead

  65. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 12:38 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2021 12:57 pm || Up

      looks good enough.

      Can he start tomorrow?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. Future Ed Aug 28,2021 1:25 pm

    I wouldn’t pitch to olson either

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  67. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 1:27 pm

    Bip Roberts seems like a nice guy. This is the primary association he brings to mind. But he offers no insight and should not be allowed in the broadcast booth.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2021 1:28 pm || Up

      you have to have a game plan

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 1:47 pm

    Guys something broke..the scoreboard has a bigger number on the OAK line.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2021 1:49 pm || Up

      wormhole moment was the replay review

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Aug 28,2021 1:56 pm || Up

        I prefer this universe so far.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • 5Aces Aug 28,2021 2:06 pm || Up

        Has someone checked the 3B ump for sunstroke?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  69. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2021 2:05 pm

    Traditionally, when this team loses six in a row it wins 14 of the next 15.

  70. Future Ed Aug 28,2021 2:06 pm

    the challenge system sucks. A “call stands” should not cist you a challenge.

    that said

    yay!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 2:09 pm

    So now both teams can’t challenge because this crew is being comically bad. Seems fair.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2021 2:10 pm || Up

      oof.

      It seemed like randazzo is aware of the situation

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Aug 28,2021 2:15 pm || Up

        NYC umps are hung over. “Just let us sleep it off..Jeez.”

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  72. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 2:38 pm

    I know it won’t happen, but a full season of this Marte would be wonderful.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  73. Future Ed Aug 28,2021 2:58 pm

    velasquez

    ACAB

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 28,2021 3:01 pm || Up

      that’s what you get COP!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  74. Future Ed Aug 28,2021 3:10 pm

    I am watching TV today, because nothing else has worked. i don’t like that I can’t figure out the inning by just hearing the voice and knowing the time

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  75. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:11 pm

    Glad they are letting Good Frankie go out for the 7th.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  76. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:20 pm

    Now I want Frankie Magic to start the 8th.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  77. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 3:21 pm

    The Little League games are over, the horse races are over, guess I’ll tune in to the other thing.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  78. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:22 pm

    I also want 1 of those yellow shirts.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  79. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:36 pm

    OK, Chafin back out for the 9th. I just don’t want any of the normal 9th inning options we have used.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 3:45 pm || Up

      Never fear, our most consistent reliever gets the ninth.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  80. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:52 pm

    We need to start playing doubleheaders

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  81. 5Aces Aug 28,2021 3:56 pm

    HUGE EXHALE

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  82. Future Ed Aug 28,2021 3:58 pm

    Never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  83. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 3:58 pm

    I haz relief.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  84. sslinger Aug 28,2021 4:42 pm

    Yay for a win, so at least we don’t have to see would-be Yankee janitors in the ballpark tomorrow. But can someone explain the play from last night when Olson struck out and though the catcher dropped the ball and he ran to first, and it looked like it would be first and third with Marte taking advantage, they called him out anyways? Being at the game with no radio or tv, and I haven’t been able to find anywhere yet where it explains why they didn’t allow the run to first.

    • andeux Aug 28,2021 5:05 pm || Up

      The ball hit him, but they ruled he swung.
      So it was a K because he swung, and then a dead ball (no advancing to 1st on the dropped third strike) because it hit him.

      TINSTAAFK
      • sslinger Aug 28,2021 10:46 pm || Up

        OK, I can see that. It seemed like at first he was going to just trot to first thinking it hit him, and didn’t start running until he realized they called it a strike. Thanks for the explanation.

  85. Glorious Mundy Aug 28,2021 7:23 pm

  86. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 28,2021 7:33 pm

    Pedro Martinez just said that Frankie Montas is ready to duplicate Pedro’s 1997 Cy Young season.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  87. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 9:43 am

    Manchester united just subbed #7 on

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 9:54 am || Up

      Long hair, so unstylish.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Aug 29,2021 9:57 am || Up

      He won’t be #7 for long.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  88. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 4:11 pm

    espn thinks high strikes aren’t getting called

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  89. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 4:15 pm

    12 pitches.

    not that anyine will get a third AB against him

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  90. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 4:17 pm

    Nice escape act!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  91. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 4:46 pm

    Shocked at no mention of Scott Brosius among the A’s + Yankees legends.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 4:47 pm || Up

      I mean it’s right there in elcroata’s sigline.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2021 4:47 pm || Up

      mike gallego

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  92. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 4:50 pm

    have we talked about this?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  93. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 4:51 pm

    I missed the first few batters while relishing the exciting golf playoff, and the many chances Bryson DeMerdechapeau failed to cash in.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Aug 29,2021 6:27 pm || Up

      His surname is really shit-hat?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  94. 5Aces Aug 29,2021 4:58 pm

    This is your periodic reminder that MLB blackout rules and ESPN SNB are stooped.

    I guess it gives me a chance to KK and Vince while I go pick up missing school supplies at Target.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  95. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 4:58 pm

    Red Sox lose on an obstruction call where the runner, ya know, kept running after being obstructed.

    • andeux Aug 29,2021 5:06 pm || Up


      You can do that?

      TINSTAAFK
  96. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 5:05 pm

    is there a fire in the bill king broadcast booth?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  97. andeux Aug 29,2021 5:12 pm

    Note to play-by-play guy: the warning track in left is not “the Mt. Davis area.”

    TINSTAAFK
  98. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 5:13 pm

    A-Rod with lots of nice things to say about Oakland baseball, accompanied by a shot of EM with her drum.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  99. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 5:13 pm

    Thanks, ARod. We are intelligent and gritty, aren’t we.

  100. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 5:14 pm

    national air time for english major

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  101. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 5:26 pm

    Somehow we won an important replay review?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Aug 29,2021 5:27 pm || Up

      Didn’t even look clear to me on the replays they showed.
      The replay officials work in mysterious ways.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Aug 29,2021 5:30 pm || Up

        it was tight

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 5:32 pm || Up

        I know, replay not obvious, while facing NYY, on ESPN…not a recipe for justice.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  102. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 6:02 pm

    not a bad idea to pitch around gallo

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  103. andeux Aug 29,2021 6:13 pm

    Sure, spend an entire inning talking about the Mets.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 6:25 pm || Up

      Hey, they mentioned Diekman’s dominating fastball…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  104. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 6:23 pm

    I like using rizzo here

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  105. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 6:29 pm

    Gotta be kidding me.

  106. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 6:30 pm

    Four A’s misplays so far. Wild pitch, Gomes drop, Chapman error, no cutoff on throw from OF.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  107. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 6:31 pm

    I can tell there’s a playoff atmosphere tonight because the A’s are choking so hard.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 6:36 pm || Up

      Tough but fair.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  108. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 6:35 pm

    just score 6

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  109. 5Aces Aug 29,2021 6:36 pm

    If you only score 1 run against the Yankees you probably should score some more.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  110. andeux Aug 29,2021 6:37 pm

    Elvis is so terrible.

    TINSTAAFK
  111. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 6:51 pm

    Argh

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  112. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 6:55 pm

    Wish I was in the front row chatting with Rickey.

  113. 5Aces Aug 29,2021 6:56 pm

    @gm, wish Rickey were pinch hitting soon.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  114. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 6:59 pm

    Really enjoying ESPN’s shit production work turning the A’s pitchers’ jerseys into half kelly and half forest green.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 7:06 pm || Up

      Yeah, stupid ad projection interprets the jerseys as part of the green screen.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  115. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 7:07 pm

    Deolis Guerra quietly elevating himself into the good half of the bullpen.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  116. andeux Aug 29,2021 7:08 pm

    Their center Gardner is annoying.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 7:13 pm || Up

      Yes, annoying in all the usual ways faux tough guys in NYY uniforms are, plus his freakishly large bald head.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  117. andeux Aug 29,2021 7:12 pm

    KONY TEMP!

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 29,2021 8:27 pm || Up

      TINSTAAFK
  118. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 7:12 pm

    Canha double, Kemp homer, definitely saw that coming.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  119. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 7:19 pm

    what a tremendous inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  120. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 7:23 pm

    That win was so incredibly unlikely.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 29,2021 7:26 pm || Up

      But that’s why they play the games

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 29,2021 7:28 pm || Up

        It’s nice that baseball season has at least a little bit of life in it yet.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  121. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 7:24 pm

    I really love the starters wearing the BP shirts

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  122. 5Aces Aug 29,2021 7:30 pm

    @Ed they need to be for sale.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  123. Future Ed Aug 29,2021 7:41 pm

    so, on the twitter account, that as a reminder whomever wants to post A’s relate content, go ahead, I have stolen some comments from here, I almost stole gms “playoff atmosphere” but it was too good of a joke to take credit for, i followed anyone who i see that post A’s stuff.

    it is a lot different than my account which is A’s professionals nation bb pros, housing twitter, politics and legal stuff and comedy. So I am noticing more things coming through the timeline that people I follow like. Including someone who keeps liking sexy women pictures. It throws me off a bit, then I remember I am not going through my feed

    anyway, if you feel like posting something there, please do

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  124. Glorious Mundy Aug 29,2021 7:48 pm

    Sounds about right.

  125. 5Aces Aug 29,2021 8:03 pm

    @Ed, yeah I’ve been messed up a few times seeing someone Comment something funny, going to like it, and realizing it was the FK feed and I would be liking our own comment.

    And thanks for keeping it running. I like to see reactions and relaughing at the good stuff.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 29,2021 8:12 pm || Up

      tbh I mostly forget F.K. Salon twitter exists, then when I’m reminded it makes me happy.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  126. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2021 12:31 pm

    I’ve been enjoying all the appreciations for Ed Asner, defined the role of boss for every actor who followed, but even more, a wonderful human. This is a good one from the Hollywood Reporter; here’s another from Sepinwall.

    I did not previously know this:

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  127. Soaker Aug 30,2021 4:19 pm

    Ex-A sighting of the day: Yairo Muñoz, starting at 2B for the Red Sox.

    I also think the Rays’ starting pitcher, Luis Patiño, is using a #14 Ocean Wave glove. This is not the umpiring crew we had in Oakland though.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  128. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 30,2021 10:10 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  129. Glorious Mundy Aug 31,2021 12:53 pm

    Ridiculous

    On their fifth scouting trip to Nevada last week, the A’s explored an intriguing location for a potential ballpark: next to a possible train station, where high-speed-rail passengers from Southern California would end their trip to Las Vegas. In theory, you could get off the train and walk right over to the ballpark.

    The A’s have commissioned focus groups to ask fans of the Angels and other American League West rivals about “interest in attending home games in Las Vegas if the team ultimately relocates to Southern Nevada,” the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported last week.

  130. Glorious Mundy Aug 31,2021 1:32 pm

    Here comes the cavalry, such as it is.

    • 5Aces Aug 31,2021 1:38 pm || Up

      If that is the cavalry we may want to shoot their horses.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Aug 31,2021 1:39 pm || Up

      For the 28th man, I’d rather take an upside gamble on KD, but sure lets give Bob a 14th pitcher that he’ll maybe use twice next month.

      • 5Aces Aug 31,2021 2:03 pm || Up

        And I think all you have to do now is move Piscotty to the 60 day IL so it really isnt even a burden.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 31,2021 2:05 pm || Up

        Allen as 27th man makes sense just to get Bob comfortable with a Murphy+Gomes lineup. Normally I’d be on board with the other guy being a pitcher, but since those pitchers are bad, I’d prefer KD.

        • andeux Aug 31,2021 4:01 pm || Up


          Our DH going on the IL is a perfect opportunity to add a pinch runner to the roster.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Future Ed Aug 31,2021 4:04 pm || Up

            this is fucking bullshit

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Aug 31,2021 4:29 pm || Up

            If Bolt was some AMAZING glove and legs…maybe… But is that 2% upgrade worth anything?

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Aug 31,2021 4:17 pm || Up

        15th pitcher. Already have 14.

        TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 31,2021 1:46 pm || Up

      Holmes was supposed to be the stud of that trade but he looks like he has washed out at AAA.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  131. Soaker Aug 31,2021 4:15 pm

    I understand I am supposed to receive an official Evacuation Order momentarily. Fortunately the packing is just about done. I’ll check in when I can.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 31,2021 4:19 pm || Up

      Crap. Good luck.

    • sslinger Aug 31,2021 4:48 pm || Up

      I hope you can get out without too much traffic hassle and find a good place to go for your impromptu vacation.

      • Soaker Aug 31,2021 5:10 pm || Up

        There’s hardly anybody left up here anyway. There won’t be any problem getting out. Bellingham was the idea of the moment last night but man that’s far. Going to a motel out in lovely Fallon, NV tonight and figure it out from there. I’ll probably just do a nomad thing. Possibly the Cal game Saturday night.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 31,2021 5:29 pm || Up

          Bellingham sounded cool, I was vicariously happy for you. Good times and safety where ever the wind takes you.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Aug 31,2021 6:36 pm || Up

            Bellingham is cool. college/timber town

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Soaker Sep 6,2021 7:24 pm || Up

              Bellingham would definitely work. I have outgrown the downtown scene which is for the 20- and 30-somethings, but there are neighborhoods that would be a good fit. Lots of parks and trails in town and in the immediate vicinity, the Cascades just to the east, a major metropolitan area very close by but nicely separated by the international border (meaning this is a distinct city and not some outlying bedroom community). And fantastic weather! On September 6, anyway, maybe not on 275 days of the year, but that helps keep prices down at least some.

              I was wondering how I would ever get this far north to actually inspect the place for a couple days for potential residence. Not great how it happened but it wound up being a worthwhile trip, and a good entry on the list when the time comes.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • Future Ed Sep 6,2021 8:21 pm || Up

                August – sept are absolutely gorgeous in the PNW/PSW

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • sslinger Aug 31,2021 7:11 pm || Up

            Of course you know if you go to the Cal game you can park in our driveway.

          • Soaker Aug 31,2021 9:01 pm || Up

            I might do that next week. Stockton, Modesto and San Jose are all home this week so I think a little minor league baseball is in order for tomorrow night at least. All California national forests are closed but there are hikes in the Bay Area I haven’t done in years. Then Cal on Saturday night (sslinger, sounds good, please remind me of your address; gonealookin at geemail). If it looks like this is going to stretch out to 10 days or more which is what I expect, then probably up in to Oregon and Washington.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • vignette17 Aug 31,2021 10:38 pm || Up

              I know others have offered but if you need a pitstop or a place to crash on the way to the bay, I’m in Rocklin.

              • Soaker Sep 1,2021 9:19 am || Up

                Thanks. After sleeping on it, I had it right the first time and FSU is right. Don’t fall into time-killing mentality, instead use the opportunity to do some different and interesting things. And productive in the case of Bellingham so that’s where I’m headed over the next couple days.

                Also now that I’m out of the smoke for the first time in a while, dammit does everything I own smell like smoke. Yuck. Without air conditioning I had to have the windows open at least some of the time. I’ll probably be smelling smoke for quite a while.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Aug 31,2021 7:20 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • mikeA Sep 1,2021 9:48 am || Up

            Left in plenty of time to make it to Berkeley for the game Saturday.

          • Soaker Sep 1,2021 8:14 pm || Up

            The bears and the cops have taken over.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Sep 8,2021 5:44 pm || Up

      8 days later, Chateau Soaker has reopened for business. There haven’t been any looters, either human or ursine, and the clocks aren’t flashing so there’s not even moldy cheese in the fridge to deal with.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2021 5:49 pm || Up

        The bears didn’t turn the tables on Goldilocks?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  132. andeux Aug 31,2021 4:23 pm

    Gross, man.

    TINSTAAFK
  133. andeux Aug 31,2021 4:40 pm

    0-5 w/RISP after 2 innings.

    TINSTAAFK

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