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Cleveburg 93-4-5 92

I just don’t know who any of those guys are.

Ray Fosse now gets one rambling stream of non sequiturs to start each half-inning. Glen calls flies like he’s not allowed to attend home games either.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

92 thoughts on “Cleveburg 93-4-5

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2021 7:03 pm

    Seriously, I don’t know a single name on the active roster of the Cleveland…Cleveland…somethings.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 7:25 pm

    Duh dut DEHHHH Duh det DUHHHH…

    Thankyouverymuch

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  3. lenscrafters Jul 16,2021 7:31 pm

    FKing useless White Sox

  4. Future Ed Jul 16,2021 7:44 pm

    ok here, manaea? bassitt was listed yesterday i thought

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    • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2021 12:22 pm || Up

      Sounds like Melvin was caught off guard by Bassitt pitching in Denver. First half of this quote sounds like he was a little pissed about it.

      “I didn’t expect him in the game, to tell you the truth,” Melvin said. “I’ll let him comment on that. But when I (heard), ‘(Sixth) inning, here comes Chris Bassitt,’ I had to refocus.

      “I’m glad he got in the game, it looked like it was going to end pretty quickly, and then it got a little dicey. So I’m glad it did finally end under 30 pitches, but it looked for a while there like it might only be 10 or 11 pitches and I would have been great with that. He definitely had to work a little harder in the last third of that outing. But I think at the end of the day, he’s going to feel great about participating in an All-Star Game.”

      • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 12:35 pm || Up

        I was in the kitchen with no sight line to the TV and my kid said “bassitt is pitching.” “no he isn’t” I replied fully convinced I was right

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  5. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 7:47 pm

    I haven’t seen why, but Melvin says probably Sunday now. I guess more rest?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  6. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 7:49 pm

    See everyone, Mitch still has it!! Give us a case of bats for him!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2021 7:50 pm || Up

      He looks like he gained a couple bats of width during his dumbass COVID break.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jul 16,2021 8:08 pm || Up

        um, just saw the replay…is that billy butler?

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  7. lenscrafters Jul 16,2021 8:11 pm

    Chapman has to cheat early to catch up to the high stuff now. That’s why he keeps swinging at shit.

  8. Future Ed Jul 16,2021 8:48 pm

    these games are one or two hits away from an A’s win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 8:50 pm

    Getting tired of 1-2 hits away.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 9:00 pm

    Olson would have been out by 30ft. Good hokd.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2021 9:06 pm

    Swing the goddamn bat!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2021 9:40 pm

    Whoo hoo!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. Future Ed Jul 16,2021 9:41 pm

    never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 16,2021 9:43 pm || Up

      Elvis and Jed vs 100+ mph: Advantage Oakland.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. 5Aces Jul 16,2021 9:42 pm

    Jed listens to FSU!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 9:09 am

    I woke up still angry about the loss last night.

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    • nevermoor Jul 19,2021 10:44 am || Up

      #RootedInOakland

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  16. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2021 9:30 am

    Welcome back Canha, and congrats to Aviators fan-favorite Bolt.

    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 10:51 am || Up

      I am guessing he won’t be on the aviators long

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  17. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 10:50 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2021 12:14 pm

    Per The Athletic:

    Manaea said he felt a little rusty because he didn’t get enough throwing in while spending his break in Utah, “doing Utah things” with a friend and his girlfriend.

  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2021 1:29 pm

    So far I like the new fat Moreland better than the old one.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 1:37 pm || Up

      Last night, roxy spoke about lengthening the A’s lineup with him. I don’t see it

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 1:46 pm || Up

      KK is using the actual name of the club this year. I thought in years past he used almost exclusively “the clevelands”

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  20. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2021 1:57 pm

    Trying to buy tix for Monday (first game of year) and it shows the front part of 114-119 as not for sale. What’s up with that?

    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 1:59 pm || Up

      don’t know, but my guess is to cut off access to the tunnels

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      • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2021 10:49 am || Up

        Ended up in 217, which is my fave non-front row spot anyway. Dumped a good chunk of my leftover 2020 A’s Access money into the tix, so psychologically we’re going for free tonight.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2021 2:39 pm || Up

          Enjoy! I just bought plaza level tix for Tuesday Aug 3 v Padres.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 2:24 pm || Up

      would have thought chapman was working on hitting over the break

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  21. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2021 2:34 pm

    Frankie Fallapart inning in progress.

  22. 5Aces Jul 17,2021 2:36 pm

    Ah the classic “Frankie freaks out for 4 batters and we are now losing”…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 2:38 pm || Up

      I giggled at both of these, but, 1 run against cal quantril is suboptimal

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      • 5Aces Jul 17,2021 2:41 pm || Up

        Oh very much. Like last night, and like the last month, 1-2 more runs pls.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 2:41 pm || Up

      aramis on base by any means necessary

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2021 3:06 pm || Up

        Fight the (warning track) Power!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 2:45 pm

    naturally

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  24. 5Aces Jul 17,2021 2:45 pm

    Oh..rat farts!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 3:09 pm

    it would be nice to start the 7th with canha and not garcia

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 3:37 pm

    JB?

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  27. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 3:50 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 3:53 pm

    Chapman brown kemp will surely score 2 runs in the 9th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. 5Aces Jul 17,2021 4:19 pm

    Almost. My fault, I just got back home and turned it back on.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2021 4:20 pm

    So close yet so far.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2021 4:21 pm || Up

      One more hit in any inning gets a win

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Jul 19,2021 10:48 am || Up

        Is there some way that you can replace a non-hitter on our team with a hitter who currently plays for a different team? Asking for a friend.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  31. Future Ed Jul 17,2021 4:46 pm

    white sox don’t want to win

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  32. andeux Jul 18,2021 1:28 pm

    Bassitt missing his spots by a lot today.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2021 1:34 pm || Up

      what is the lowest run differential that a position player comes in? 1-0 seems about right here

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    • andeux Jul 18,2021 1:49 pm || Up

      Seems like he settled down right around when I posted that.

      TINSTAAFK
  33. 5Aces Jul 18,2021 1:37 pm

    Ugh, like 2 feet higher.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2021 1:37 pm

    Colorful hippie with Devo hat in the Dimond level today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2021 1:41 pm || Up

      is it you?

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      • 5Aces Jul 18,2021 1:43 pm || Up

        Was just about to ask which one of us is at the game down there.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2021 1:44 pm || Up

        No that guy has more of a blockhead.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2021 1:42 pm || Up

      its called an energy dome

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. Future Ed Jul 18,2021 1:43 pm

    lol okesac gets an earned run because you can’t assume a double play and that fly ball was likely deep enough

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  36. Future Ed Jul 18,2021 2:24 pm

    honest question, how do you guys listen to glen and ray?

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    • andeux Jul 18,2021 2:39 pm || Up

      Mostly I kind of tune them out.
      Glen doesn’t bother me so much. He’s just kind of bland.
      Ray is terrible.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2021 2:43 pm || Up

        This is how I see it too. Unfortunately the deep local roots each has makes them essentially unfireable.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jul 18,2021 2:46 pm || Up

        Agreed. But I feel like Glen is getting worse and Ray is being phased out which sort of creates a weird balance of my frustration with them.

        But as said below, I just lose focus and let my hearing work its magic.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. andeux Jul 18,2021 2:34 pm

    Don’t run on Ramon.

    TINSTAAFK
  38. 5Aces Jul 18,2021 2:36 pm

    When you have stopped twice between the bases it is time to just go back Ramon.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. 5Aces Jul 18,2021 2:37 pm

    @ed, significant hearing loss.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  40. Future Ed Jul 18,2021 2:37 pm

    this is a typical a’s game

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    • Soaker Jul 18,2021 3:00 pm || Up

      Early in the game Ken, slipping into a Vince-ism, said “The A’s need to find more consistency from their offense.” Uh, no, consistency has been a hallmark of the last several weeks.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  41. 5Aces Jul 18,2021 2:39 pm

    Bat of Renown!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2021 2:39 pm

    Seth Brown and his bat of sporadic success!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2021 2:40 pm || Up

      I wish him well as joey gallo’s replacement

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. andeux Jul 18,2021 2:39 pm

    Too bad no one was on base for that Brown HR. Bad luck.

    TINSTAAFK
  44. Future Ed Jul 18,2021 2:42 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. lenscrafters Jul 18,2021 3:02 pm

    Are you fucking kidding me? Why is it impossible to get this guy out?

  46. Future Ed Jul 18,2021 3:32 pm

    great sign david, now get another pitcher

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  47. lenscrafters Jul 18,2021 3:55 pm

    It’s hard to imagine this team holding onto a wild card spot by this time next week. Maybe if they ponied up for Cruz and Gallo (lol), and Chapman and Laureano turn back the clock to 2019.

  48. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2021 4:07 pm

    My October calendar is opening up for backpacking trips.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Soaker Jul 19,2021 10:26 am

    Leading The League in…something: The only pitcher whose spin rate dropped more than Trevor Bauer’s after the sticky stuff ban was imposed is an Oakland Athletic. (NYT link)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Jul 19,2021 10:58 am || Up

      huh. Seems bad, but there is a baseline problem you can see straight away

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  50. lenscrafters Jul 19,2021 3:58 pm

    The Ben Zobrist divorce filing is wild – felt pretty uncomfortable reading it.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2021 5:02 pm || Up

      I would like all parties to explain how these events constituted singing Jesus’s praises.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jul 19,2021 6:26 pm || Up

        His praises shouldnt be sang until he can go 2-3 games without giving up a HR.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Jul 19,2021 5:37 pm || Up

      Can I join asking for money back for being subject to her singing the anthem when I was in the front row seats?

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  51. Future Ed Jul 19,2021 9:00 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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