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This is a good song about shooting cowboys.

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219 thoughts on “So soon after payday, know it seemed a shame, 74-77

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 5:45 pm

    Frankie Montas’s visit to the Metroplex has not started well, giving up five runs to nine Rangers hitters, who do not bat around.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Jun 21,2021 5:48 pm || Up

      Still wrong.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 5:32 pm || Up

      hopefully skye will make no argument a bout the A’s batting around

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      • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:34 pm || Up

        There’s no argument. They didn’t do it.

  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 5:54 pm

    Don’t sleep on the Big River part of that video, the fat man rocks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 5:58 pm

    what’d I miss?

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 5:59 pm || Up

      Elvis got a heartfelt ovation and tipped his helmet

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 21,2021 6:07 pm || Up

        that is sweet. I like how the A’s play the walk up music

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  4. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 6:13 pm

    can the A’s sign Khris davis by the 6th?

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  5. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 6:29 pm

    reminiscing fosse is better than analyzing fosse

    Here he says he came to texas after Gaylord perry went there and Perry yells “hey pardner, he won’t call it” across the the field. Meaning Jim sunberg didn’t want the spit ball because he couldn’t throw out runners with a slippy ball

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  6. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 6:43 pm

    Frankie, looks great. must have gotten though the inspection then loaded up

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 6:46 pm || Up

      His pitches in the first seemed less lively for sure

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jun 21,2021 6:57 pm || Up

      frankie knuckles aka prancy francie aka knucklebird

      is our newest kitten.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  7. Glorious Mundy Jun 21,2021 6:57 pm

    That sleeveless hoodie the Rangers manager is wearing is worse for the game than spider tack.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:23 pm || Up

      The pitching coach has a different cutoff hoodie. This is out of control.

      • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 5:27 pm || Up

        sun’s outside the ballpark, guns inside the ballpark

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  8. andeux Jun 21,2021 7:00 pm

    Mitch and Elvis still doing well for the Rangers.

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  9. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 7:04 pm

    does chapman come in?

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  10. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 7:10 pm

    why isn’t this reviewable?

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  11. Future Ed Jun 21,2021 7:15 pm

    huh.

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  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 7:17 pm

    Yuck.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jun 21,2021 7:38 pm || Up

      I would often give it a *click* at 8-2, but not against the Texas Rangers.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 21,2021 8:06 pm || Up

        I had a longer comment working, about how the A’s failed to cash in chances then bled more runs when the situations were reversed. Then like the A’s I failed to deliver.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Jun 21,2021 8:26 pm || Up

          [mark all comments as sad]

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  13. Soaker Jun 21,2021 8:30 pm

    Tomorrow’s game is (I think a first for the A’s) a Youtube exclusive.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Jun 22,2021 5:06 pm || Up

      Great, Buck Showalter.

      TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 5:20 pm || Up

      On the plus side it got me to “World of Waves,” now filling air time on NBCCNSACSN, Aussie surfers are soothing.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. andeux Jun 22,2021 11:54 am
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    • AV Jun 22,2021 12:44 pm || Up

      lemme guess. “oakland should bend over backwards because i once sold hot dogs at wrigley and hoo-boy in-town stadiums are great.”

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • andeux Jun 22,2021 12:57 pm || Up

        A little better than that. Focuses on the idea that all the associated non-ballpark development is real and would benefit the city. I’m not sure I totally buy it, but he seems well-informed.

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        • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 1:31 pm || Up

          Also that the associated non-ballpark development won’t happen without a ballpark, and that a privately-financed ballpark can’t happen without associated development to finance it.

          Economists have reasoned that so few stadiums are privately funded because it is nearly impossible to turn a profit on them. It may be that the A’s are dead set on Howard Terminal because the only way Fisher can afford to build a stadium is to borrow against future profits from the rest of the development. No Howard Terminal, no luxury apartments and office space, no money for a ballpark.

          But wait! If there is so much money to be made at Howard Terminal, why are there not other developers waiting in the wings who don’t need the city to build all the baseball infrastructure? Kaval would likely direct you to the effort that was needed just to put the plan together. The environmental impact report is so long that Appendix 13 (part 2) is 764 pages. There’s also the concentrated political power of the port, multiple layers of both state and local government approval (including the need to pass statewide legislation, which isn’t a sure thing), in addition to the normal level of Northern California NIMBYism. A baseball team is uniquely suited for this fight. They can’t (easily) move, they have a strong incentive to be as close to the city center as possible and they have a built-in fan base that will support them in dozens of public meetings.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 5:35 pm || Up

            I haven’t read Hal’s piece yet, but the bit you’ve quoted is spot on. For 20+ years the Jack London area has been the local Grail of potential, and not only has it not been realized, little has even gotten started, and every time because the capital evaporated, favoring instead building one-off apartment projects offering more certain profits, faster. Who else is going to spend ambitiously enough to build anything with commercial/retail staying power, that can truly make a place exponentially? The Port? Tech? Lonely Planet? They’ve had wide-open chance at relatively cheap land for decades, and haven’t done shit.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Jun 22,2021 6:38 pm || Up

          omar who reports on every city meeting says he’s not well informed.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 7:06 pm || Up

            Eh, yeah, the pieces of the deal change and the very likely County buy-in will help a lot. “Literally know less if you read it” is ridiculous.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Future Ed Jun 22,2021 5:02 pm

    baseball player Wander Franco…Still good

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  16. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:13 pm

    Chapman crushed that fastball.

  17. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 5:21 pm

    The poor pitchers storyline is getting really tired really quick.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 5:21 pm

    Is the man named Jed turning into a pumpkin?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 12:09 pm || Up

      Not yet.

    • lenscrafters Jun 24,2021 1:35 pm || Up

      He reminds me a bit of the 2014 version of Lowrie who was just ok, but you were glad he was on team because he was preventing the Andy Parrinos from finding their way into the lineup.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2021 10:17 am || Up

        Oh man, I recently looked up the 2014 roster because I couldn’t believe Jed was really our full time shortstop. Other options that year were Andy Parrino, Nick Punto, and Alberto Callaspo (Eric Sogard got most of the 2B starts). Yuck.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Jun 25,2021 10:28 am || Up

          Can you pls include a trigger warning before possibly sending me down a road that leads to Jim Johnson?

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Jun 25,2021 12:49 pm || Up

          I was at the 4th of july game that little nicky punto won in the 12th or so. That was good times.

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          • lenscrafters Jun 25,2021 1:51 pm || Up

            Yes, and then Samardzija happened right after.

  19. andeux Jun 22,2021 5:32 pm

    “And the A’s have batted around” – Ken Korach, correctly.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 5:33 pm || Up

      he grew up in LA metro like I did, Vin Scully always said this

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    • nevermoor Jun 23,2021 4:31 pm || Up

      I like the frequency of this argument on this blog right now.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  20. Soaker Jun 22,2021 5:35 pm

    A’s receive the opening kickoff, are set back to the 2-yard line with the penalty on the return, then grind out a 22-play, 98-yard drive for the score.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 5:46 pm

    This youtube crew doesn’t even bother with play by play during the sideline interview.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 5:49 pm || Up

      Fucking hell, not even for Ramon annihilating a ball for a 3 run jack

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:54 pm || Up

        The important thing is Soaker now knows that Kaprielian is a USC football fan.

        • Soaker Jun 22,2021 5:57 pm || Up

          Wait what? He pitched for the Eds. I saw who was on the Youtube announcing crew and fled to the Rangers radio broadcast, so the whole thing with Kaprielian was muted.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 6:07 pm || Up

            He grew up an every-home-game USC fan. When asked who he roots for in football season he gave obligatory UCLA answer but was clearly lying.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Soaker Jun 22,2021 6:13 pm || Up

              The Chip Kelly Era has been pretty terrible so if he has that underlying loyalty I can’t really blame him for returning to it.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 6:28 pm || Up

            saw a pic of him and his dad where doug had a USC ski cap on.

            Having grown up in OC, let me tell you SC football is really really really strong.

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  22. Soaker Jun 22,2021 5:48 pm

    We’ll see your 5-run first inning and raise you. Man the Rangers can be brutal to watch.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Jun 22,2021 5:58 pm || Up

      Through 2 innings:

      Rangers pitchers: 68 pitches
      Irvin: 17 pitches

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. mikeA Jun 22,2021 5:49 pm

    Bob starting to think about how to get Petit into this game.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:51 pm || Up

      Guerra getting excited for the call that will never come.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 6:08 pm || Up

        Maybe Bob zags instead of zigs and throws Bedrosian back-to-back.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:15 pm || Up

          Calls up Luzardo

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:47 pm || Up

      Rangers scored. Get Diekman stretching.

      • Soaker Jun 22,2021 7:00 pm || Up

        More runs, please. They can’t be in a position to use the top relievers after taking a 9-run lead.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 5:50 pm

    Alonso thinks he was going to be traded for Kaprielian? We should have done that instead.

  25. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 5:50 pm

    Its Texas so I mean..you never know.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  26. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 5:59 pm

    Some pitcher needs to strip down for his search like Steve Lyons.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:03 pm || Up

      Are they going to keep doing Terry stop and frisks on these guys indefinitely? What’s the endgame here?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2021 6:13 pm || Up

        Their best hope is to make the prima facia We’re Serious Now case over two weeks via embarrassing searches and maybe a patsy or two to punish. Then they go to umps making some sudden spot-checks for a few more weeks, to cement the message. Then they go back to the honor system.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:27 pm || Up

          So it looks like Scherzer had enough and already took my advice.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:33 pm || Up

            Sounds like Scherzer and Girardi almost had a Dave Stewart-Pat Corrales moment.

            • nevermoor Jun 23,2021 4:33 pm || Up

              The video of this was glorious. Girardi is a baby.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 7:28 pm || Up

            • nevermoor Jun 23,2021 4:34 pm || Up

              When your spin rate is 100 rpm on flat middle-middle fastballs, you DEFINITELY aren’t using any substances.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • andeux Jun 23,2021 4:49 pm || Up

                He does get a ton of movement on his slider though.

                TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:13 pm || Up

      I want someone to put handkerchiefs in their pants

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  27. Soaker Jun 22,2021 6:04 pm

    So Lyles is one of their regular starting pitchers, they go with an opener instead, bring in another reliever, then when they’re down 7 runs they bring in Lyles. Yes that opener strategy is quite the innovation.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  28. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:05 pm

    Im just saying..if they forfeited right now they coukd save 6.2 innings of pitching

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  29. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:07 pm

    “I might have to retire the mic. Ain’t no good content here.” -Kiner-Falefa, as Ramon’s ball flew out.

  30. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:09 pm

    Just going to have to take Buck’s word for it that Chris Woodward is a good manager.

  31. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:20 pm

    I’m trying to picture what Dallas Truck World looks like. I bet it’s the size of Alameda.

  32. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:37 pm

    So it looks like YouTube has an insistence of at least 3 pitches of PxP every half inning. After that you can talk about whatever..

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:43 pm || Up

      As long as we don’t miss the YouTube Creator Spotlight (“two channels focused on MLB and Madden,” “LIVE streams of gameplay and pack openings”)

      • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:14 pm || Up

        hey, but we got the alert when the over was met!

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    • nevermoor Jun 23,2021 4:35 pm || Up

      I will say, in YT’s defense, that they showed RICKEY videos instead of commercials sometimes.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  33. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:51 pm

    So whats with Marcus being on that poll, did they forget he doesnt play for the A’s anymore?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  34. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 6:52 pm

    Mark, what the hell was that.

  35. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 6:58 pm

    Did I miss Emerson going out early in the inning? Because he sure as shit didnt go calm everyone down during that shit storm.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  36. Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:15 pm

    was anyone on the radio to hear ray tell us michael young was traded from toronto for esteban loiza? Then ray said “where is he now?” and gave the ray giggle.

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    • Soaker Jun 22,2021 7:34 pm || Up

      Loaiza received a 3-year sentence; looks like his release is scheduled for August 8. Say, Ray, did you ever piss Loaiza off?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  37. Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:30 pm

    you should tune into the rays game franco is due up second to try to walk off the red sox

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    • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:33 pm || Up

      due up third

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      • Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:42 pm || Up

        have to settle for a HR and a double in his first game. no walk off

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  38. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 7:34 pm

    Mark, again, what the hell was that.

  39. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:37 pm

    Canha not cover myself in glory?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  40. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:39 pm

    Ugh, and DieBBman comes in.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  41. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:40 pm

    And now Lou will be in for the 9th!! What a cluster.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:42 pm

    9=0 lead and jake diekman?

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    • andeux Jun 22,2021 7:50 pm || Up

      Is that lead big enough for him?

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:54 pm || Up

        Forget it Jake, its Arlington.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  43. andeux Jun 22,2021 7:42 pm

    They show how Gallo’s weakness is the slider low and away, exactly the pitch Diekman normally likes to throw, so naturally he throws him fastballs down the middle instead.

    TINSTAAFK
  44. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:47 pm

    PxP announcer just said Jake is “dealing”. Uh..hes got 1 out on 19 pitches…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  45. Future Ed Jun 22,2021 7:51 pm

    looked safe

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  46. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 7:55 pm

    Lou for the 4 out save.

    WE WERE UP 9-0!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Jun 22,2021 7:56 pm || Up

      Wait till Bob brings in Bassitt to try to get the final out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  47. andeux Jun 22,2021 8:02 pm

    So who is the target audience for these youtube broadcasts?
    Kids who aren’t really into baseball but love Buck Showalter?

    TINSTAAFK
  48. lenscrafters Jun 22,2021 8:06 pm

    In other news, Luzardo did not give up a home run in 3 innings tonight. Puk followed and immediately did.

  49. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 8:06 pm

    Stange MLM pitch for artificial turf here in the 9th.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  50. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 8:07 pm

    If you vote for the YouTube player of the game please keep it to yourself.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  51. lenscrafters Jun 22,2021 8:07 pm

    Pinder is FKing pathetic against righties.

  52. 5Aces Jun 22,2021 8:17 pm

    We dont need the 4 lut save. Petit can wrap it up…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  53. Soaker Jun 22,2021 8:28 pm

    The last time Guerra pitched in a game the A’s won was April 24, Game #13 of the winning streak.

    Not saying they’ve won this one yet…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  54. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2021 10:36 pm

    With his three-hit barrage, Andrus is up to a 57 wRC+. Still worst in the AL among qualifiers, but only third worst in the majors (Kevin Newman 41, Jackie Bradley Jr. 46).

  55. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:03 pm

    Scioscia has Griffin Canning in left and Taylor Ward behind the plate in extras, as a result of not having a DH today.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:09 pm || Up

      Well, also because Suzuki got hurt after Stassi pinch hit for the pitcher (striking out with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 10th).

      • Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:28 pm || Up

        Canning led off the twelfth with an out, Angels got a run to tie it anyway, Giants successfully challenged the winning run, then Dylan Bundy pinch hit for Tony Watson and struck out on three pitches to end the inning. On to the 13th…

        • Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:38 pm || Up

          Alex Claudio replaces Bundy and Scioscia intentionally walks Posey. Claudio proceeds to unintentionally walk the next two batters to give the Giants the lead. Scioscia is having quite a Scioscia day today.

          • Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:54 pm || Up

            Seven-run inning. Eat it, Scioscia.

            • Future Ed Jun 23,2021 6:02 pm || Up

              that was glorious.

              In the past week+ ohtani has pitched 11 innings giving up 1 run and has hit 6 home runs, and they are what? 2 and 6

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        • Future Ed Jun 23,2021 5:38 pm || Up

          but for the grace of god go I. I can see the A’s getting into that situation with the day to daying of various maladies.

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          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2021 5:39 pm || Up

            Except Bob would rather chew glass than risk using his backup catcher.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • Future Ed Jun 23,2021 6:03 pm || Up

              Hopefully jordan weems can pull it together

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  56. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 5:17 pm

    Half the people in those behind-the-plate suites aren’t even facing the field at any given time. It infuriates me.

  57. lenscrafters Jun 23,2021 6:04 pm

    Trade deadline can’t come soon enough. Moreland and Brown need to be replaced.

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2021 6:05 pm || Up

      Maybe padres need a moreland?

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      • 5Aces Jun 23,2021 6:11 pm || Up

        Dont we have a bunch of AAAA OF’s on the 40? Cant we trade out Brown and Bolt for a couple of weeks so I can miss them?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • andeux Jun 23,2021 6:30 pm || Up

          Barrera and Deichmann are the other OFs on the 40. Barrera isn’t even hitting at LV. Deichmann is also unlikely to be an upgrade.

          The best hitter there after Bolt has been RHH 1B Frank Schwindel. Not considered a real prospect, and it’s hard to know if the stats from there mean anything at all, but he is putting up the requisite crazy power numbers while not striking out much, so maybe that is worth something.

          TINSTAAFK
  58. Future Ed Jun 23,2021 6:04 pm

    Mike? foltynewicz? are we sure its not anther Foltynewicz?

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  59. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 6:16 pm

    Still flummoxed at the A’s making this Orioles team look competent.

    • andeux Jun 23,2021 6:33 pm || Up

      We did face their only good pitcher twice.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Jun 23,2021 6:36 pm || Up

      I’m flummoxed at them making this Rangers team look competent.

  60. Future Ed Jun 23,2021 6:39 pm

    I wonder how many times Heim faced Kaprilian last year

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  61. lenscrafters Jun 23,2021 6:41 pm

    This SP they’re facing came into today’s game with an almost Luzardo like HR rate.

  62. lenscrafters Jun 23,2021 6:49 pm

    Down 2-0 thanks to some really awful two strike pitches.

  63. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 6:50 pm

    Any A’s runs please.

  64. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 6:53 pm

    Thank you

  65. 5Aces Jun 23,2021 7:03 pm

    And poof we wake up.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  66. 5Aces Jun 23,2021 7:03 pm

    Remind me next time that I just have to go start making dinner.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  67. Glorious Mundy Jun 23,2021 7:05 pm

    Tony Kemp is our David Fletcher, isn’t he.

    • Future Ed Jun 23,2021 7:10 pm || Up

      no, david fletcher is concentrated eric aybar alberto callaspo johnny giovetella macier Izturus

      just pure evil.

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  68. Future Ed Jun 23,2021 7:07 pm

    poor spencer patton. those balls were not well struck

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  69. andeux Jun 23,2021 7:16 pm

    Petit is rusty.

    TINSTAAFK
  70. Soaker Jun 23,2021 7:21 pm

    If nothing else Petit packed a lot of action into an 8-pitch inning.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  71. lenscrafters Jun 23,2021 7:22 pm

    I really hope this doesn’t mean anything but Petit has given up 3 home runs in his last 5 outings, and 4 of those outings weren’t great. He has 1(!) K this month (almost 11 IP).

  72. andeux Jun 23,2021 7:25 pm

    Damn, a couple of nice catches there.

    TINSTAAFK
  73. 5Aces Jun 23,2021 7:27 pm

    It feels like for the past week we have been about 14 inches away from winning all but 1 game.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  74. andeux Jun 23,2021 7:51 pm

    teASSe

    TINSTAAFK
  75. Soaker Jun 23,2021 7:53 pm

    An appropriate way to end the day. I drove up to Oregon today for a mini-vacation, the first morning of which tomorrow will be spent at the local Safelite Auto Glass.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2021 9:00 pm || Up

      Break-in, or roadway rock? Hopefully not this.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Jun 23,2021 9:41 pm || Up

        Not that, but it was weird and a little too close to fatal. Fun driving story of the day:

        Two-lane highway, 55 mph. I had to pee, so per usual procedure I spotted a side road into the forest on the left up ahead. There was a truck hauling some heavy equipment behind me but by a good 1/4 mile. A couple cars unexpectedly came around a curve from the other direction, so I had to wait for them.

        So I’m at a near full stop in this highway with my turn signal on well in advance. The truck driver had to have been texting or doing something like that. All of a sudden I hear screeching brakes and see the trucker fishtailing right behind me. He goes flying by on the shoulder to my right in a cloud of dust. No contact but holy crap.

        I’m breathing, the car wasn’t hit and the need to pee was abated for the moment so I started back up behind the trucker who resumed speed and proceeded. After a short time I look in the rearview mirror and notice that I can’t see through the rear window. When I stop for a look, apparently the compressed air ahead of the braking truck had shattered the rear window (without actually making it fall apart).

        I had about 200 miles to go to my destination and there was nothing undriveable about the car, so oh well. The window held together for maybe 125 miles, but then I was on I-5 and got in the draft between a couple more big trucks, and that’s when the window started to crumble.

        Regardless of whose fault that would have been, the dumb thing I did was putting myself in a position where I’m at a full stop on a high-speed highway.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • colin Jun 24,2021 6:59 am || Up

          whoa. Glad you’re ok.

        • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 10:09 am || Up

          I think my need to pee would have been less “abated,” and more “already satisfied,” after that.

          Thank goodness you survived to post this harrowing tale.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2021 12:54 pm || Up

          Oh man, that sounds terrifying. Glad you emerged intact.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Jun 24,2021 3:26 pm || Up

          oh my

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  76. Future Ed Jun 23,2021 7:55 pm

    Two games out on June 23 is something that I take in March, but man it’s hard to take seeing it happen this way

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2021 8:58 pm || Up

      14-6 in June. They’re better than fine.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jun 24,2021 7:34 am || Up

        yes and the third best record in MLB.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 23,2021 9:02 pm

    I got to play softball tonight for the first time in 15 months and it was fucking great. 4-4 plus a walk, two doubles, four runs scored, three RBI. Since you asked.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 10:05 am || Up

      Walking in softball sounds like an unwritten rules violation.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2021 12:56 pm || Up

        Not really, when the alternative is swinging at bad pitches for easy outs.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Jun 24,2021 1:59 pm || Up

        My (non-competitive, beer league) softball philosophy was that I would “swing” at a 3-0 bad pitch but take at 3-1.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  78. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 7:42 am

    RIP to the away goals rule. I, for one, will miss you.

  79. Soaker Jun 24,2021 11:23 am

    Back to the Tuesday formula of blowing an early lead apparently.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  80. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 11:24 am

    The rare no walks, no homers big inning.

  81. 5Aces Jun 24,2021 11:30 am

    God Glen is doing everything but walking under a ladder talking about how consistently good the Hound has been.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 11:33 am || Up

      Can’t jinx a guy from three states away. That’s just science.

  82. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 11:32 am

    We really needed an alternate spelling of “Colby”?

  83. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 11:42 am

    Garcia apparently mesmerized by whatever the people behind the plate are eating after he stabbed at that ball.

  84. lenscrafters Jun 24,2021 11:42 am

    Garcia – couldn’t block an easily blockable pitch in the dirt, runner gets to third, and he almost throws it away into left field.

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 11:57 am || Up

      I would love to hear the blunt Grady Fuson answer on just how bad they think Allen is behind the plate to justify this situation.

      • 5Aces Jun 24,2021 12:12 pm || Up

        True 0 tool player.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  85. Soaker Jun 24,2021 11:59 am

    Hopefully just too many breakfast tacos for Canha.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 12:05 pm || Up

      @bigleaguepoopie?

    • andeux Jun 24,2021 2:19 pm || Up

      Left hip strain.
      MRI tomorrow.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jun 24,2021 3:28 pm || Up

        perfect

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 25,2021 10:48 am || Up

        Same hip he had surgery on in 2016.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2021 11:55 am || Up

          Canha further cementing his team-leading East Bay credibility.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Ice Cream Jun 25,2021 12:00 pm || Up

          It’s hip to be squared.

          Where is the good in "good-bye"?
  86. andeux Jun 24,2021 12:03 pm

    If only we had asked for the other A…is García.

    TINSTAAFK
  87. lenscrafters Jun 24,2021 12:21 pm

    As if one year of Profar wasn’t annoying enough, Eli White looks like he’s going to annoy us for a while.

    • 5Aces Jun 24,2021 12:28 pm || Up

      Was literally about to say how annoyed I am with him. Just constantly garbage things that work.

      Related-again 2 inches here, 3 there and this is a nothing inning.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  88. 5Aces Jun 24,2021 12:30 pm

    Why am I ok with the Rangers old jerseys, but hate how boring these are? The only difference is the angle of the name I think.

    They still should wear the powder blue way more..

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  89. lenscrafters Jun 24,2021 1:04 pm

    Bassitt has been shaky but I would definitely let him start the 7th and go batter to batter.

  90. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 1:12 pm

    Nice backstop you built there, idiots.

  91. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 1:59 pm

    Kemp:

    .292/.408/.467
    28 walks, 25 strikeouts

    • andeux Jun 24,2021 2:10 pm || Up

      And some nifty defense.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2021 2:10 pm || Up

      And, uh, that catch just now.

    • nevermoor Jun 25,2021 8:56 am || Up

      If Kemp and Andrus (sOPS+ of 107 in June) can hit, this team looks very different all of a sudden.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • 5Aces Jun 25,2021 9:24 am || Up

        And it changes what the deadline looks like too. If we only have to pick up bullpen pieces and maybe an OF vs filling a huge MI hole as well.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  92. nevermoor Jun 24,2021 2:04 pm

    So I just read this thread before checking in on the game. I was absolutely stunned that we were up 4 in the 9th inning. I thought we were getting blown out.

    Also, everyone who had Bassett as our ace back in his prospect days, please stand up. Put all of your fingers on each hand up.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  93. andeux Jun 24,2021 2:31 pm

    One of the writers asked Bassitt why his slider was registering a few MPH faster than it had before, and he answered that it’s a new pitch he started throwing today, instead of his cutter.

    TINSTAAFK
  94. Glorious Mundy Jun 25,2021 1:15 pm

    • andeux Jun 25,2021 1:27 pm || Up

      Ugh.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2021 1:39 pm || Up

        This is going to challenge Bob’s commitment to never letting Machin play, esp under dumb NL rules. Bob’s good, though. Grab some pine, Machin.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Jun 25,2021 1:37 pm || Up

      So that leaves Kemp as the everyday LF, Brown/Pinder platoon in RF, and Bolt and Garcia as the extra RHH options if you don’t want Moreland starting against a lefty.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Jun 25,2021 1:55 pm || Up

      Marlins match up pretty well with us for a trade. I think there’s a package to be made where we can get Starling Marte and cheap relievers like Yimi Garcia/Adam Cimber.

      Marte is making 12,500,000 million though, so even with the prorated amount of that, this comes with usual caveat that it all depends on how much Fisher wants to spend.

      • Future Ed Jun 29,2021 10:38 am || Up

        $6.25M as of tomorrow

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters Jun 29,2021 10:59 am || Up

          Rosenthal had a blurb today saying that Story is unlikely for the A’s as 6 million at the deadline is probably too much for Fisher to take on. Probably something we all already knew but tried to ignore. It does make the likelihood of an impactful rental seem less and less likely as Marte, Cruz, and Story all seem out of the budget range.

          Maybe Garrett Cooper (1.6 million this year)/Yimi Garcia from the Marlins?

          • Future Ed Jun 29,2021 11:04 am || Up

            the roster hole and the other marlins deal today is making me think they were at least trying.

            I know story would be a good “fit” but that means also eating andrus money in some way, so I never saw that as a possibility, although I do have at least hope allen will progress like he has since the olympic trials.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  95. Future Ed Jun 25,2021 4:49 pm

    ohtani and rendon with solo hrs in st pete in the first.

    3-2 rays bottom 2

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  96. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 25,2021 5:07 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 25,2021 6:02 pm || Up

      impressed they knew who he was

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Jun 26,2021 3:39 pm || Up

        Impressed they knew Giants history as far back as ’89

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  97. Future Ed Jun 25,2021 5:07 pm

    angels of course get fletcher run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  98. Glorious Mundy Jun 25,2021 6:31 pm

    My god the Angels are terrible.

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