Astros for 4.55, ending with game 43? ← FREE KRAUT!

Astros for 4.55, ending with game 43? 362

Everyone will pitch but Fiers.

No Chapman, no Semien to start. They may get bregman back.

2 of the next five should be good enough to stay in first for a while.

362 thoughts on “Astros for 4.55, ending with game 43?

  1. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 6:21 pm

    Kemp should be the light hitting ex player that hurts them, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 6:22 pm

    That slow curve from Bassitt terrifies me. That second one missed two feet high.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. andeux Sep 7,2020 6:22 pm

    The answer is 42.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 6:29 pm || Up

      What is the temperature, in degrees Celsius, that it feels like to Chris Bassitt?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 6:28 pm

    Sigh if Puk’s arm is shot, that would make 3 top 10 overall picks going kaput.

  5. andeux Sep 7,2020 6:44 pm

    The ump should be checked for heat stroke after a couple of these calls.

    TINSTAAFK
  6. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 6:46 pm

    So Robbie Grossman is our best position player.

  7. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 6:49 pm

    Ed’s prediction comes true!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  8. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 6:50 pm

    safe, but not overturned

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 6:50 pm

    There is no way they overturn this.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. andeux Sep 7,2020 6:50 pm

    Looked safe on replay but it will not get reversed.

    TINSTAAFK
  11. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 6:51 pm

    Time to get fked again.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 6:51 pm

    I’d be ok with a reversal despite the enraging capriciousness.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 6:53 pm

    Melvin needs to lose his shit on someone at this point.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 6:55 pm

    Nice tater kid!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 7:05 pm

    I had to move a bookshelf yesterday and with it my A’s bobbleheads, and I was reminded of how cool hairy wall-climbing Oakland Reddick was. Clean shaved Houston Reddick seems boring AF.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Sep 7,2020 7:30 pm || Up

      yah it’s weird.

      drinkin with tim!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  16. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 7:19 pm

    Fosse is soliciting chicken pie from townsend right now

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 7:30 pm

    He’s still talking about chicken pie.

    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 7:55 pm || Up

      three innings in a row

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 9:00 pm || Up

        Still

      • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 9:00 pm || Up

        and again in the 8th

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Sep 7,2020 9:03 pm || Up

          Now Im going to have to listen tomorrow to see if he keeps it up.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 9:05 pm || Up

            He’s going to be legitimately pissed if Townsend doesn’t bring him some.

            • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:47 pm || Up

              Townsend reports they are on their way

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 7:40 pm

    Hound with the athleticism.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 7:40 pm

    Can we make this their SP’s last inning?

    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 7:54 pm || Up

      he is not facing olson.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:11 pm

    Is KD still on the team? I kinda forgot him as a potential PH option in the 9th yesterday.

    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:16 pm || Up

      yes, the active bench players for the A’s are now davis semien and chapman, no?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:19 pm || Up

        Has KD played since we came back?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:19 pm || Up

        I like how the A’s still find a way to play short handed even in a year with 28 roster spots.

      • andeux Sep 7,2020 8:20 pm || Up

        And Heim.

        TINSTAAFK
  21. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:18 pm

    C Bass using the WHOLE park.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  22. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 8:24 pm

    I was told Machin doesn’t strike out.

  23. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:26 pm

    Nice, LaStella’s contact skills are so refreshing.

  24. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:27 pm

    no elbow guard for laureano

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  25. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:30 pm

    contact? with a runner at third? is that even allowed?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 8:30 pm

    That extra run makes me feel better.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:31 pm

    Well, here we go, hoping for DieKKman instead of DieBBman.

  28. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:34 pm

    Agreed on the last comments above-esp LaStella. I dont know how the contracts would work, but would like to see his stay around. We need 1-2 guys that arent TTO.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Sep 7,2020 8:43 pm || Up

      Should be cheap, fills a need both at 2B and as a contact hitter.
      The risk is that he’s already kind of old and has never been a full-time player. Maybe that’s not a problem, his splits aren’t actually that extreme.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:45 pm || Up

        Well and being the A’s I woukd expect him to be in some quasi platoon with 2 other utility infielders anyways.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:48 pm || Up

        It should not take more than 2/10 or 2/12 with maybe an option, but the A’s will need to spend on Hendriks, Soria, and Petit replacements, along with the Chap/Olson arb 1 raises + potential Semien QO offer.

        Fisher may decide that Kemp is good enough.

        • andeux Sep 7,2020 8:51 pm || Up

          Maybe the world series money will help.

          TINSTAAFK
  29. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 8:34 pm

    Balk Talk is such a stupid name. Sorry this finally got to me.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:36 pm || Up

      yup

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 7,2020 11:01 pm || Up

      thanks for coming to my telk talk.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 8:36 pm

    Diekkman had Reddick completely owned in that matchup and still fucking walked him.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:39 pm

    Unless they are actually discussing balks, pitcher’s moves, etc it needs to go away.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  32. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 8:39 pm

    Y’all love to complain about Diekman but he has been most excellent.

    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:50 pm || Up

      That’s what makes him excellent.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:52 pm || Up

        And PARTY ON, DUDES!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 8:59 pm || Up

          [shreds air guitar]

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • andeux Sep 7,2020 9:03 pm || Up

            TINSTAAFK
          • sslinger Sep 8,2020 5:00 pm || Up

            My daughter said the new Bill & Ted is ridiculous and perfectly just what you’d want from it.

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:36 pm || Up

      ANOTHER WALK, DAMMIT

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:39 pm

    That pitch count bodes well for tomorrow

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 8:48 pm

    of course fosse loved taking infield.

    I mean, I loved watching it as a kid

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. lenscrafters Sep 7,2020 8:52 pm

    Even by * bullpen standards Cy Sneed is about as white flag as they come.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 8:58 pm || Up

      A Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 8:55 pm

    Wow, I hadnt realized just how bad the Machin’s line is.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • ptbnl Sep 7,2020 9:38 pm || Up

      It’s the Machin-0 line.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  37. andeux Sep 7,2020 8:58 pm

    Bob should have challenged that just to keep his streak up.

    TINSTAAFK
  38. andeux Sep 7,2020 9:06 pm

    Nice win gentlemen.

    TINSTAAFK
  39. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 9:06 pm

    Excellent!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  40. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 9:07 pm

    Three pitches, three fly balls to the same guy.

    • Future Ed Sep 7,2020 9:07 pm || Up

      he should have have everyone but ramon leave the field

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 7,2020 9:14 pm || Up

      I thought that first one was gone, on Lou’s first pitch, and I mentally prepared to drive to the Coliseum and give him a hug.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. 5Aces Sep 7,2020 9:07 pm

    Have a 9th inning Sweet Lou.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. Future Ed Sep 7,2020 9:30 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Glorious Mundy Sep 7,2020 9:41 pm

    Sneed threw 40 pitches in the bottom of the eighth and Lou threw three in the top of the ninth. Baseball is a game of contrasts.

  44. elcroata Sep 7,2020 10:28 pm

    Wait, do I have that right? 1-2 from each division and two more teams with best record qualify for the playoffs and the only advantage you have for winning the division instead of sneaking in with the losing record is playing the mini-series in front of your fans who are not allowed in the stadium?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • andeux Sep 7,2020 10:33 pm || Up

      Except the games may be played at a neutral site.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Sep 10,2020 2:06 pm || Up

        Now they’re saying we would host the first round, with subsequent rounds held at a neutral site (Dodgers and Padres parks, for the AL).

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Sep 10,2020 2:12 pm || Up

          I would not understand neutral site for a 3-game series, on a COVID-19 basis in addition to the home field advantage issue. Longer series which would otherwise require travel, neutral site does make sense.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 9:48 am || Up

      The only advantage is being able to bat in the bottom half of the inning. And for us, taking the division crown from the Astros cause FK ’em.

      But yes, somehow Manfred expanded the playoffs this year and made winning your division more meaningless.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 5:32 pm || Up

      Home field advantage matters less in baseball than the other big US sports. 60% NBA home winners, 57% NFL, and 54% MLB, per this old Dave Cameron article. I’ve never quite understood why that is…baseball confers an actual advantage (batting last) per the rules, and park configs vary widely so a home team roster can be tailored for the field. NBA and NFL don’t have either of those. They do have louder fans and more scared refs, so I suppose that matters more.

      My WAG is that the new extra inning rule further decreases the home team advantage slightly…chance for visitors to apply pressure in top of inning, also aligns with closer use better.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 5:37 pm || Up

        Now I realize they’re not using the extra inning rule in the playoffs, thankfully.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Sep 8,2020 6:12 pm || Up

        I would think just the opposite. With the runner on 2nd, the decision whether to play for 1 run or for a multi-run inning is much easier in the bottom half of the inning than in the top, and that seems like a pretty significant advantage.

        TINSTAAFK
  45. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 12:48 pm

    Kris. today is your day. Do not swing with zero or 2 strikes.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 12:49 pm || Up

      Sit on the 68 mph curve.

      • Soaker Sep 8,2020 1:11 pm || Up

        I’m having lunch in Redmond, OR. Yay doubleheaders, pretty much ideal for a not all that interesting 8 hour drive.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Soaker Sep 8,2020 1:34 pm || Up

          Also, checking the SiriusXM satellite listings it looks like they will carry the home team broadcast as usual. That means the Astros broadcast for one game. I would usually prefer Ken and Vince but I did hear about 3 innings last night and I don’t expect the Astros announcers to utter the phrase “chicken pie” at all. One of the all-time Shut The Fuck Up Ray! performances, that.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • 5Aces Sep 8,2020 1:36 pm || Up

            They may remind you that the drums are a fan thing…

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 3:58 pm || Up

        Ramon was listening.

  46. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 2:35 pm

    Leftist comedian podcast types are still shaking with rage on Twitter because LeBron called Obama for advice and then didn’t, like, spearhead a general strike or something. It’s weird as hell.

  47. andeux Sep 8,2020 3:10 pm

    A’s batting in the top of the 1st wearing the home whites.

    TINSTAAFK
  48. 5Aces Sep 8,2020 3:23 pm

    Switched to the audio feed late B1 but did not hear any chicken pie references. Assuming Ray went and picked on up in the morning to get his fix.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:08 pm || Up

      no chicken pie yet

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:13 pm || Up

      today he is focused on grunts

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 3:39 pm

    Please show something KD

  50. andeux Sep 8,2020 3:43 pm

    KHRUSHED!

    TINSTAAFK
  51. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 3:45 pm

    Unbelievable. Literally, I saw it and still don’t believe it. Maybe Greinke threw him a meatball on purpose, one head case to another?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 4:11 pm

    Brantley’s two doubles were maybe a cumulative three feet off the baselines on either side. Nice jib of Montas to stay focused and get the next guy to end the threat both times.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  53. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:15 pm

    get over the zone or under, not both

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. andeux Sep 8,2020 4:30 pm

    This has worked out well so far

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 4:51 pm || Up

      Maybe Grossman should hit righty.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 4:33 pm

    Gah, that was frustrating.

  56. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 4:42 pm

    Bob always wants to get his starters through 5 but you’ve gotta treat this like it’s the 7th inning already.

  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 4:43 pm

    Drat. Didn’t even miss location much, Brantley was just looking for that exact pitch.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  58. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:43 pm

    it’s just tied. I think its ok

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Sep 8,2020 4:44 pm || Up

      If it goes to extras in an abbreviated game, do they play the 8th and 9th normally?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 4:46 pm || Up

        no, but astros are home

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 4:46 pm

    “The chicken pies are on the way!”

  60. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 4:53 pm

    I like all of this not striking out after leadoff doubles.

    • andeux Sep 8,2020 4:54 pm || Up

      It’s just crazy enough to work.

      TINSTAAFK
  61. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 4:57 pm

    KD! Twice to right-center with authority!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 5:01 pm || Up

      Need to get him in more against guys who can’t throw above 91.

  62. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 4:58 pm

    Did Dusty fall asleep or something?

  63. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 5:08 pm

    Apologize to Diekman!

    • lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 5:14 pm || Up

      I believe in Grossman now, but I’m still not quite there with Diekman.

    • 5Aces Sep 8,2020 5:15 pm || Up

      He thrives off of our remarks!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  64. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 5:16 pm

    LeStella is damn useful.

  65. andeux Sep 8,2020 5:18 pm

    So safe we may actually get this one reversed.

    TINSTAAFK
  66. 5Aces Sep 8,2020 5:20 pm

    Did I just read that we had a successful challenge?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  67. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 5:23 pm

    It probably wouldn’t have mattered but my god, that was another terrible slide. Murphy could’ve seriously broken an ankle.

  68. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 5:34 pm

    Nice win.

  69. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 5:35 pm

    W00t!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  70. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 5:36 pm

    I don’t think it’s too much to ask that the *s leave Oakland in third place.

  71. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 5:40 pm

    It sounds like they’re doing a bullpen game for Gm 2…let’s hope it goes how we would expect it to go.

    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 6:02 pm || Up

      [check’s A’s probable]

      Us too

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 8,2020 6:07 pm || Up

        There is a small difference between the 2. You could say it is Minor.

        That is all I was hoping for with the trade…we good now.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 6:53 pm || Up

      I think I phrased this wrong – let’s hope it goes how we wouldn’t expect it to go.

  72. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 5:49 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  73. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 6:03 pm
    • AV Sep 8,2020 6:10 pm || Up

      has the DOJ ever worked a defense side?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 6:16 pm || Up

        Yeah, they defend normal suits against the federal government.

        • AV Sep 8,2020 6:38 pm || Up

          i am also where emily is:

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 6:10 pm || Up

      for fucks sake, he is not leaving office if the vote is 130,000,000 to 1

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 6:48 pm || Up

        Each new outrage is just so much more horrible than any worst case scenario I ever imagined, under Reagan, Iraq I and II, after Bush v Gore, whatever. Once one administration called the bluff of the fabled American checks and balances the whole thing just turned to shit.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  74. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 6:22 pm

    I don’t know what to be annoyed at with minor.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 8,2020 6:26 pm || Up

      Astros got the leadoff man on, but it was only a minor threat.

      TINSTAAFK
  75. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 6:34 pm

    This guy started the year with the Sugarland Skeeters.

  76. 5Aces Sep 8,2020 6:36 pm

    He is one of those guys that you’ve never heard of but will somehow go 4.2 giving up no runs and 2 hits.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  77. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 7:17 pm

    There we go.

  78. andeux Sep 8,2020 7:19 pm

    Saw that Olson blast coming after the way the rest of the inning had gone.

    TINSTAAFK
  79. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 7:26 pm

    I hate how good Brantley is.

  80. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 7:37 pm

    Aw, they didn’t run on Ramon.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  81. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 7:41 pm

    Come on, really?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  82. andeux Sep 8,2020 7:42 pm

    Maybe we should try throwing more strikes.

    TINSTAAFK
  83. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 7:43 pm

    Oh good, we’re shooting ourselves in the foot.

  84. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 7:44 pm

    Argh…

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  85. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 7:45 pm

    no big deal, its tied. plenty of time

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  86. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 7:45 pm

    Couldabeenworse

  87. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 7:48 pm

    I really wish they made that rumored trade for Trevor Rosenthal. There’s always been something unsettling about your fireman being a guy who throws 88.

  88. andeux Sep 8,2020 7:52 pm

    Machin’s first xbh.

    TINSTAAFK
  89. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 8:10 pm

    Sweet, Lou!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  90. Glorious Mundy Sep 8,2020 8:11 pm

    Good Lou.

  91. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 8:12 pm

    Lou quietly putting up a 2.55 FIP this year.

  92. andeux Sep 8,2020 8:17 pm

    If they reverse this Bob needs to get tossed.

    TINSTAAFK
  93. sslinger Sep 8,2020 8:20 pm

    Maybe I don’t know what the word “unbelievable” means.

  94. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:32 pm

    has grossman ever hit a home run righty?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  95. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:32 pm

    This is a bad match up for davis.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  96. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:45 pm

    got into that kid a bit. that’s ok. Does dusty burn him for tomorrow by sending him out? I stick with wendelken

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  97. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:47 pm

    well, that aint chapman and semien

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  98. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 8:47 pm

    Ugh, Pinder’s the one that needs to get that.

  99. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:53 pm

    hopefully i can come around.

    I braced for getting swept. I was excited about the first win and didn’t care what happened in game 2 until the top of the 4th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  100. andeux Sep 8,2020 8:54 pm

    Weems getting loose. I guess we have already given up.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 8:57 pm || Up

      Rookie righthander for that fucker kyle tucker

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 9:00 pm || Up

      It’s a little weird we didn’t use Soria for the 7th.

  101. andeux Sep 8,2020 9:00 pm

    Still can win this with a bloop and a blast.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 9:02 pm || Up

      seven inning games are so dumb. I don’t even know why they exist. I used to think it was an OK idea, but it doesn’t cut down on contact or travel

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 9:09 pm || Up

      there is your bloop

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  102. Future Ed Sep 8,2020 9:03 pm

    Chap pinder has the best batting gloves

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  103. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 8,2020 9:10 pm

    OK no problem our best hitter is up.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  104. lenscrafters Sep 8,2020 9:16 pm

    The infield defense that features Machin as a shortstop is a huge problem. If Semien can’t play everyday, they really need a defensive minded infielder as a backup.

    • Future Ed Sep 8,2020 10:06 pm || Up

      nick allen would mean a roster move, yeah?

      puk–>60, nick allen, call him up as the extra for the remaining double headers, bat him 9, he gets 2 ABs in 7 innings unless the team is hitting. You can hit for him the third time as its likely the 6th or 7th.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  105. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 8:45 am

    Probably not great that it is a quarter to nine and still almost completely dark outside my house.

    • andeux Sep 9,2020 8:51 am || Up

      This is nuts.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 9:25 am || Up

        2020: Beyond the Scope of Our Models

        • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 10:10 am || Up

          my trash cans were covered in ash

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Sep 9,2020 10:34 am || Up

            my coke cans are covered in oak.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 11:23 am || Up

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Sep 9,2020 10:27 am || Up

          So basically, the sky is falling?

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 10:33 am || Up

            Heh heh. Just another day in our apocalyptic hellscape.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Sep 9,2020 10:33 am || Up

        it’s surreal.

        just went outside and there was a clay horse sitting on a tree!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 10:11 am || Up

      The lights are still taking full effect.

      • batgirl Sep 9,2020 10:23 am || Up

        I was just thinking this. What if the double header was today??

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 11:14 am || Up

          • Soaker Sep 9,2020 12:11 pm || Up

            Fortunately, Charlie’s orange baseballs never caught on.

            I despise an east wind here in winter because that’s our most frigid weather, but now it’s just pleasantly cool, and with no fires to our east AQI is 8.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 12:34 pm || Up
            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  106. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 12:57 pm

    Trump must be feeling pretty worried if he’s rolling out the fake Supreme Court list again.

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 2:04 pm || Up

      I know, right? He really rushed it, he said it would be released by Sept 1 and its only 9 days late rather than infinity days late like all his other promises.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 2:54 pm || Up

        LOL at Cruz, Cotton, and Hawley being on there. What a farce.

  107. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 3:02 pm

    Correcting a previous typo Mike Pence clarifies: Dismiss it? No, Handout!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  108. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 5:49 pm

    Geeks!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  109. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 6:13 pm

    So the ball can still fly through this air I see.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 6:31 pm || Up

      can he stop leading off?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 9,2020 6:33 pm || Up

        Im ok with that. I think that makes it unanimous.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  110. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 6:32 pm

    Someone broke the A’s TV feed.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 6:38 pm || Up

      I am not getting audio on the mlb app.

      The A’s are not getting anything done in the game

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 9,2020 6:43 pm || Up

        Audio and video are fine for me (on my TV) but the A’s offense has disappeared.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 6:45 pm || Up

          MLB at bat radio is back. i had no interruption in video or audio on hulu+

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 6:45 pm || Up

      Luzardo is so close to being a dominant pitcher. But he is not

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  111. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 6:46 pm

    Maybe springer shouldn’t hit anymore. Seems safer

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  112. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 6:57 pm

    RIP Ronald “Khalis” Bell. I hope to honor your legacy by listening to your song every night.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  113. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:14 pm

    Has he ever gotten a strike on the quick pitch? (while i was looking it up i think he threw one)

    Also, murphy is in the positive on pitch framing

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  114. andeux Sep 9,2020 7:16 pm

    So we’re getting no-hit by the guy just up from A ball? Shocking.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:18 pm || Up

      And only one hard hit ball

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  115. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:21 pm

    And only two hard hit balls

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  116. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:40 pm

    I mean, come on. he has a fastball and a slider. one soft line drive hit and two walks?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  117. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:45 pm

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  118. andeux Sep 9,2020 7:50 pm

    I already like the new pitcher better.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:54 pm || Up

      the A’s are just terrible, I suppose

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Sep 9,2020 7:55 pm || Up

        They have the need for sneed.

        TINSTAAFK
        • andeux Sep 9,2020 8:22 pm || Up

          Josh James is also great, and will suffice.

          TINSTAAFK
          • lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:24 pm || Up

            James is probably the best guy for us next to Sneed.

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 7:55 pm || Up

      baker was teammates with scioscia

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • sslinger Sep 9,2020 8:12 pm || Up

        Listening to the *’s radio broadcast yesterday they were talking about Vuch for a while and they said Dusty was one of his favorite players.

        • sslinger Sep 9,2020 8:17 pm || Up

          Stew was also on those Dodgers teams.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 8:20 pm || Up

          As easy as it is to dislike Dusty as a manager he must be a pretty good guy, as he seems universally liked. Tom Stienstra is his fishing buddy.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:23 pm || Up

            I do think dusty is a good person. I dislike his managing.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • sslinger Sep 9,2020 8:26 pm || Up

            That would be a fun fishing trip!

  119. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 7:55 pm

    All I know is this Astro’s pitcher is a guy who cant get no love from me.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  120. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:03 pm

    Need to separate grossman and olson. Grossman is terrible batting right

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  121. lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:15 pm

    Don’t swing til 2 strikes.

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:16 pm || Up

      even then, has to be like a 3-0

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 8:17 pm || Up

      That was my approach to hitting once pitchers started overpowering me, around age 12.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Sep 9,2020 8:20 pm || Up

      Someone forgot to tell Kemp.

      TINSTAAFK
  122. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 8:18 pm

    Give Roxy some runs please.

  123. lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:20 pm

    Fucking Kemp, what did Murphy just do.

  124. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 8:20 pm

    LaStella with a great chance for his signature A’s AB to date.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 8:21 pm || Up

      Memorable!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  125. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 8:21 pm

    Yesssssss

  126. lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:21 pm

    Oh thank god

  127. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 8:21 pm

    LaHella

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  128. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:24 pm

    the scorekeeper had to at least THINK about calling that an error, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 8:26 pm || Up

      Usually once you go into a slide/dive they let you off the hook.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  129. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 8:25 pm

    When Dusty pulled his starter was he aware he was winning? It really feels like he just kept bringing in the worst arm he had.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  130. mikeA Sep 9,2020 8:30 pm

    I was confused about why Soria was in, then I thought “where’s the runner on second?”

    • lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:34 pm || Up

      I think Bob might be tempted to bring in Diekman for Brantley, etc in the 9th and then Hendriks in the 10th.

      • lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:35 pm || Up

        Actually guess not, Hendriks is warming up.

  131. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:43 pm

    I am so confused. I keep thinking machin starts at second and he should be pinch run for

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  132. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:51 pm

    It wouldn’t be the worst thing for tucker to reach. Assuming you get the next batter, he is someone I don’t want on 2nd to start the 10th

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 9,2020 8:57 pm || Up

      Maybe we should win it in the 9th then.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 7:17 am || Up

        While I think you both had good ideas, I will have to sign off on Andeux’s.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  133. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 8:52 pm

    Fosse not a big fan of Tucker’s act at the plate.

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 8:53 pm || Up

      that was obnoxious. even if he was miguel Cabrera.

      Hopefully he gets tossed after throwing the bat and helmet

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  134. lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 8:58 pm

    Amazing take by Murphy. He’s been quietly good at the plate.

  135. sslinger Sep 9,2020 8:58 pm

    This “pitch framing” business has become total BS, I don’t care which team’s catcher is doing it. If I was a home plate ump and had seen video of certain catchers blatantly repositioning their gloves I’d tell them if I see you move your glove after catching a pitch it’s a ball, I don’t care where I saw it cross the plate.

  136. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 9:00 pm

    he didn’t offer and its not reviewable

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  137. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 9:03 pm

    well, at least he hit the ball

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  138. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 9:03 pm

    Ramon!

  139. lenscrafters Sep 9,2020 9:03 pm

    Ramon!!!

  140. 5Aces Sep 9,2020 9:04 pm

    Discover me, Ramon!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  141. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 9:06 pm

    Sweet sweet Celebration.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  142. Future Ed Sep 9,2020 9:07 pm

    lol. ramon does not react to the gatorade shower

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 9:44 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  143. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 9:21 pm

    Magic number is 12, yeah? (About to be 11 against Seattle.)

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 9:43 pm || Up

      3 wins in this series keeps chapman form playing a little longer.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 3:00 pm || Up

      10 (10)

  144. Glorious Mundy Sep 9,2020 9:58 pm

    • Future Ed Sep 9,2020 10:41 pm || Up

      I thought he wanted to clog the bases

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  145. ptbnl Sep 9,2020 10:28 pm

    I know I’m late to the party, but when’s the last time you saw a lead-off DH?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  146. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 9,2020 10:53 pm

    NLCS preview? Phillies and Marlins start a seven game series tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  147. ptbnl Sep 10,2020 7:23 am

    So I guess our choice these days is light or air, but not both.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  148. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 10,2020 10:44 am

    The air looks less hellish but measures out worse today. Around 200 here in Berkeley, 180 by Coliseum. Wonder if there’s any chance we see an AQI cancelation today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 11:22 am || Up

      Maybe delayed to a late start if that would help?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:01 pm || Up

      I’m tempted to try cleaning my TV screen to clear that hazy look but I don’t think it would help.

      Our local AQI, which was that gorgeous 8 yesterday, is back to that sadly normal, aromatic 157 today.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  149. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 11:57 am

    watching st louis/detroit to see blue sky.

    Notes:
    -The tigers shall remain namless color analyst is mumbling like a long time drug user or more likely multiple concussion having middle aged man

    -fireworks shot off after homers. Seems dangerous and since no one is there, and the broadcast is on delay. I assume the people around the park know a home run before they see it on the teevee

    -the cardinals have a good inhouse barber

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 1:26 pm || Up

      If it is the Voldemort I think it is doesnt he have Parkinson’s?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  150. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 12:56 pm

    watching on ipad, hulu is a few seconds behind radio in at bat, i usually sync them up so radio is about a second faster, with hulu on my regular tv its about 30 seconds behind. I can’t justify syncing it up

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  151. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 10,2020 12:58 pm

    I look out the window but I can’t see the sky
    The air pollution is a-fogging up my eyes
    I want to get out of this city alive
    And make like an A’s man

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  152. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 1:06 pm

    Sean could pitch 2 CGs at this rate.

    • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:08 pm || Up

      Trying to join the Billy Martin Memorial 14-Inning Complete Game Club.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:12 pm || Up

        with the long fly balls he will lose it in 10

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:44 pm || Up

          44 pitches thru 5 IP, that’s echoes of Randy Jones.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:59 pm || Up

            Manaea is on a 78-pitch pace thru 6 IP. Randy supposedly threw a 68-pitch CG, though pitch counts weren’t a thing in the 70s and aren’t shown in those box scores. Check the time of game on his CGs, though; they are usually under 2 hours.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  153. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:11 pm

    kriti’s donuts in danville’s time in the fosse barrel is now

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:19 pm || Up

      Vince with a welcome bit of STFU: “Game’s on the field, Ray.”

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 1:20 pm || Up

        Oh damn.

      • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 1:27 pm || Up

        Well done!

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Sep 10,2020 1:39 pm || Up

          There was nothing further OT from Ray for the rest of Vince’s inning. I imagined Vince, after the top of the 4th, ripping off his headset, leaning around into Ray’s booth and screaming “Either talk about the GD FKing ballgame or go home and play with your grandchildren, you FKing decrepit POS!”

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  154. 5Aces Sep 10,2020 1:28 pm

    The Ramon reaction to the Gatorade gets better every time I see it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 1:29 pm || Up

      That is so me when people try to be fun and goofy at work.

    • andeux Sep 10,2020 1:30 pm || Up

      At first I thought he said “asshole” under his breath a couple seconds afterwards, but it was probably (in light of what he said afterwards) just “that’s cold.”

      TINSTAAFK
  155. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 1:32 pm

    Urquidy may only have 80 pitches so this inning regardless of what happens has been good for us.

    • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 1:42 pm || Up

      My thoughts exactly. Get into the chewy goodness that is the *’s bullpen.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  156. andeux Sep 10,2020 1:48 pm

    Damn, some nice catches from the *s outfielders.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:50 pm || Up

      springers nike glove is so ugly though

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:53 pm || Up

      good job guys

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  157. 5Aces Sep 10,2020 1:52 pm

    Has Ramon been wearing a mask in the outfield and I just didnt notice,or is it fire related?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 1:53 pm || Up

      Just today, AQ related

      • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:55 pm || Up

        he has worn it in the past but its sporadic. he was coughing a lot yester

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Sep 10,2020 2:38 pm || Up

          8th inning, notice he’s not wearing it anymore. Just wearing one of those in the grocery store and post office, I can’t quite imagine playing defense in baseball with that, a little too distracting.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 10,2020 5:37 pm || Up

            And unless it was an N95 it hardly helped protect his lungs at all.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  158. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 1:55 pm

    Can we score some fking runs now.

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 1:56 pm || Up

      a tired urquidi or the astros bullpen. they ahve to be able to score, yeah?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 2:02 pm || Up

        There we go

      • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 2:04 pm || Up

        Wait..are you telling me Dusty left a starter in too long?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  159. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:04 pm

    ken really undersold that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  160. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:18 pm

    poor Machin being forced to swing at that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  161. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:22 pm

    On those xfinity commercials, who needs sports hub experience, one place for all scores. Are there poeople no ipads/computers?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 10,2020 2:24 pm || Up

      Is that the same ad with a slowed-down out-of-tune version of a Fleetwood Mac song?

      TINSTAAFK
  162. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 2:26 pm

    Lawyerball in full effect

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:30 pm || Up

      a line up of 9 johnny benchs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  163. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:29 pm

    this is amazing and scary

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 10,2020 9:55 pm || Up

      this year is so bad we didn’t even get to do the colonel bogey march first.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Sep 11,2020 7:26 am || Up

      I have a cousin in Talent OR. She lost her house Wednesday, along with the rest of the neighborhood I think.

  164. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:31 pm

    Kyle tucker pouts like a motherfucker

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  165. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:41 pm

    45 degree launch angle for olson’s hr

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  166. Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:47 pm

    you know its out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  167. andeux Sep 10,2020 2:47 pm

    FK replay.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Sep 10,2020 2:52 pm || Up

      On some of these, if I were Melvin, I would announce that the A’s are playing the game under protest, on the grounds that irrefutable evidence is required to overturn the call on the field. Make MLB point to the “irrefutable evidence”.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:56 pm || Up

        Do you remember last year when MLB posted high quality, proprietary film of the replay reviews

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 2:55 pm || Up

      this

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  168. 5Aces Sep 10,2020 2:59 pm

    Nice series

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Sep 10,2020 3:00 pm || Up

      It really was. I’m not even mad about the one that got away.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 3:01 pm || Up

        correct me if i am wrong, but the astros never won a 9 inning game, yeah?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Sep 10,2020 3:01 pm || Up

      This was a FKing excellent job of Game Thread posting by Ed. Four days of solid baseball with just a minor, petit hiccup.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  169. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 3:00 pm

    Well Chapman can take all the time he needs now.

    • 5Aces Sep 10,2020 3:02 pm || Up

      I’d also like to see KD get some more ABs-especially against Tejas.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  170. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 3:05 pm

    Manaea-Heim is a thing now.

  171. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 3:07 pm

    85 combined pitches. Pretty good.

  172. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 3:14 pm

    So the * get the Dodgers for two starting Friday while the Mariners get the Dbacks who have the worst record in the league. They’re just two games up on the Mariners at this point.

  173. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 3:51 pm

    Sad!

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 4:54 pm || Up

      none of those replays went your way josh

      nothing went your way in the 4th inning of game 2 of the double header josh

      Other than that you have sucked

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  174. lenscrafters Sep 10,2020 5:20 pm

    There’s a full video of 2003 ALDS game 5 on Youtube. I’m not sure why I started watching it. I shut it off after they announced Melhuse PHing for Dye.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 10,2020 5:35 pm || Up

      That was such a hopelessly desperate moment.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  175. Ben Folds' Nuts Sep 10,2020 5:27 pm

    Cris Collinsworth talking about social justice in the exact same cadence, rhythm, and tone of voice he uses to talk about the great contributions some offensive lineman makes both on and off the field is peak 2020 content

  176. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 10,2020 5:48 pm

    Man, fuck the Wisconsin Supreme Court. And fuck the Green Party. Fuck Kanye too. I’m so enraged.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  177. Glorious Mundy Sep 10,2020 7:16 pm

    Best record in the AL!

    • Future Ed Sep 10,2020 8:06 pm || Up

      current opponent? the yankees

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  178. Glorious Mundy Sep 11,2020 12:42 pm

    Go Bears

    • Future Ed Sep 11,2020 1:12 pm || Up

      Notice they haven’t lost since piscotty went down

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  179. Glorious Mundy Sep 11,2020 1:24 pm

    Well sure, you want to do this against a tough righty like…Andrew Triggs?

  180. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 11,2020 1:40 pm

    They’re back, baby. Seems to be a first-five-articles limit to the freeness though.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Sep 11,2020 2:17 pm || Up

      I felt yesterday was a little stilted. I hope it improves

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Sep 11,2020 2:41 pm || Up

      Reading expenses are getting close to the monthly streaming bill. May need to figure out a way to pool resources.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Sep 11,2020 3:13 pm || Up

        I’d give you my defector code, but I have no idea how to find it. it really is the worst website

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 15,2020 12:23 pm || Up

      This is the kind of quality sports-adjacent take I’ve been missing, on a subject (sale of Mets) I wouldn’t have otherwise read about:

      The rich fund institutions and armies of credentialed factotums to recast their greed and dull, atavistic desires as valid ideologies, and politicians spin all that corny dross into policies, and it all piles up downstream from there. It chokes, it floods. Some rich people also collect art, to be fair, although that’s mostly because art is currently the most expensive thing a person can collect.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 15,2020 12:27 pm || Up

        Without clicking, I’m going to say that’s Roth, but “armies of credentialed factotums” is very Ratto.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 15,2020 12:32 pm || Up

          Roth indeed, the whole article is full of scathing revolutionary critique.

          Also worth noting what a uniquely bad moment it turned out to be for Deadspin to hew to the stick-to-sports directive. Cue Nelson Muntz laugh.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 16,2020 10:02 am || Up

          Ratto must’ve felt called out by Roth’s wordsmithery, he rejoins:

          And don’t even start with the invertebrate greedwhores who run the BIG 10 Conference’s 14 schools; may their circle of hell see them stuck out them in the nosebleed seats surrounded by virologists smearing them with chicken wings basted with anthrax-coated wasps for all eternity.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  181. Glorious Mundy Sep 11,2020 2:18 pm

    Well here’s a pandemic worsening/police state/immigrant abuse/misuse of taxpayer funds scandal combination that i didn’t know was possible.

    • ptbnl Sep 11,2020 2:59 pm || Up

      They missed a trick – should have had the ICE agents sign up for Virginia absentee ballots while they were there.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  182. Glorious Mundy Sep 11,2020 2:56 pm

    Ugh

    • ptbnl Sep 11,2020 3:00 pm || Up

      PK

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Sep 11,2020 3:15 pm || Up

      Is joey devine available?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • 5Aces Sep 11,2020 3:21 pm || Up

        He can rehab at Jarrod Parker’s baseball academy.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  183. Future Ed Sep 11,2020 9:16 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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