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Gm #23-26: Purple is not much better 292

A’s @ Dbacks for 2, then back home for 2.

292 thoughts on “Gm #23-26: Purple is not much better

  1. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 6:45 pm

    Ok, I just realized the Dbacks no longer have purple as a team color but whatever.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:04 pm || Up

      I like their deep red and black combo, feels right for the desert southwest.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 6:49 pm

    I am not offended by that inning.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 6:52 pm

    Purple is the only color to whip our ass so far.

  4. Soaker Aug 17,2020 6:53 pm

    I don’t even like “BLM” on the back of the mound. No commercial logos please. (Lost cause, I know.)

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 6:57 pm

    The roof is closed, Chris.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:00 pm || Up

      Good thing, it’s 111° in Phoenix right now.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 7:09 pm || Up

        a bassit kind of start

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 7:13 pm || Up

        Huh, I thought it was closed – looks like it’s actually open, at least now. Which could explain the current predicament.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:35 pm || Up

          Really? Guys are in maska and sleeves. Maybe the AC is on as well (America!)

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 7:39 pm || Up

            Yeah they showed a shot of the roof open (gorgeous sunset, etc). Maybe someone’s done their homework on Bassitt.

            • 5Aces Aug 17,2020 7:42 pm || Up

              I seem to remember they would run the AC all day to cool it down and then open up. But my only trup there was like 15 yrs ago or so.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  6. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 7:17 pm

    Nick Ahmed is going to kill the A’s this week. book it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. ptbnl Aug 17,2020 7:24 pm

    Good to see Melvin pickin’ Machin.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  8. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 7:24 pm

    Drink if Vince and or glenn say “high wire act”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Soaker Aug 17,2020 7:30 pm

    I’m at a sports bar in Reno after drive from Portland (nearly ten hours). Bartender wearing A’s cap, A’s on three TVs without my having to ask. Good wings too. They will get future business.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:38 pm || Up

      Sounds as perfect as it gets without an Awful-Awful.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 17,2020 9:34 pm || Up

        The game needed to get better and it did just as I arrived at home.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 7:31 pm

    This is the most pitches you could expect without getting a baserunner

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:39 pm

    Ray thinks Allen’s pitch calls are screwing up Bassitt’s mojo.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:41 pm || Up

      And I dunno if it was related but Peralta looked almost ready to eat Bassitt alive. Just missed the hung changeup right before he was dead on the inside fastball.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  12. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 7:40 pm

    Falling behind early..weve got them right where we want them.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 8:04 pm

    this is still a no hitter, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. andeux Aug 17,2020 8:12 pm

    Bassitt only had 4 walks this season, already has 3 tonight.

    TINSTAAFK
  15. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 8:14 pm

    I would like some hits now.

    • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 8:18 pm || Up

      ask for runs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 8:18 pm || Up

      One is part way to some.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 8:21 pm || Up

        Two is some!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 8:36 pm

    ok. this is not the A’s night

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 8:37 pm

    That’s the two ugliest plays of the year right there, back to back.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 8:39 pm

    Stupid annoying inning

  19. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 8:44 pm

    Fernando Tatis Jr is crazy good. I can’t believe he was once traded for the shell of James Shields.

  20. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 8:44 pm

    Its still another inning or so until we wake up

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 8:50 pm

    Grossman is determined to have a lot of us eating crow topped with Kraut.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  22. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 8:51 pm

    I’m ok living in this world where Grossman is good.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 8:56 pm || Up

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      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:35 pm || Up

        SOmething has been bugging me all “season” and I think she hits it here, league leaders in west, central and east seems more accurate

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 9:12 pm

    How did Barreto get to 2B? Are we in extra innings?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 9:22 pm || Up

      He may honestly have the most tying and/or go ahead runs scored on the team.

  24. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 9:21 pm

    You’re stuck with the LOOGY now, Arizonans.

    • andeux Aug 17,2020 9:32 pm || Up

      That’s a quality mustache though.

      TINSTAAFK
  25. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 9:21 pm

    So who’s soul do we have to give up at some point for this?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Aug 17,2020 9:23 pm || Up

      The ghosts of playoffs past present and future.

      TINSTAAFK
  26. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:37 pm

    dammit bob why didn’t you have him bunt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 9:40 pm

    Did FSU forget to turn off the TV in the 9th?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:43 pm || Up

      no need for him to turn it off, the dye(kman) is cast

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 9:47 pm || Up

        I’m riding this one out eyes open.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. nevermoor Aug 17,2020 9:45 pm

    Honestly, I’m ok with 3-1 during the suspension.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  29. lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 9:46 pm

    Giants are going to the bottom of the 9th up 1 against the slegnA. Looks like Gott is coming in.

    • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 9:53 pm || Up

      LaStella 2 run walk off home run. Gott is officially broken.

    • ptbnl Aug 17,2020 9:54 pm || Up

      Gott in Himmel, he’s done it again …

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  30. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:49 pm

    ok bob, I guess.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. mikeA Aug 17,2020 9:50 pm

    Lot of trust in Diebbman, haha.

    • nevermoor Aug 17,2020 10:01 pm || Up

      Yep. He’s my most hated A. Though KD is closing right on in.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  32. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 9:51 pm

    Oh well. Good effort.

  33. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:51 pm

    meh. didn’t deserve to win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. 5Aces Aug 17,2020 9:52 pm

    Ahreed with NM above. Happy with 3-1, and we shouldnt have even got as close as we did.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  35. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:53 pm

    oh trevor gott

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  36. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 9:54 pm

    Oh my Gott…

  37. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:56 pm

    Bob, did we learn not to play the infield in in the 6th down by 1?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 10:44 am

    Don’t swing 3-0 when your team is way ahead has to be the very stupidest unwritten rule. I’m supposed to allow you a Gentleman’s Meatball because your team is having a bad day?

    • andeux Aug 18,2020 11:16 am || Up

      You can’t bunt against the shift to break up a no-hitter (or in a blowout) is still stupider.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 12:07 pm || Up

        At least there we have a benefit for the fans: No hitters are cool. There’s nothing cool about 3-1 counts.

        • elcroata Aug 22,2020 1:42 am || Up

          My T-shirt disagrees

          Because survival is insufficient
          • Future Ed Aug 22,2020 8:07 am || Up

            I already do. I am the pitcher, though.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 22,2020 8:26 am || Up

              Live life like first base is open and you don’t have to give in.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 22,2020 8:37 am || Up

            Ooh, I like that. But does it come in green and gold?

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 11:38 am || Up

      When we just saw a team come back from 5 in the 9th I dont see any reason you should stop swinging away. You just dont know.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • ptbnl Aug 18,2020 11:41 am || Up

        Yeah – the corollary would be that the team that’s down big has to stop trying to come back.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 11:44 am || Up

          I have thought about that before-is there any point where there is a strategic value in just forfeiting? Save an inning or 2 of arms, give everyone a bit of rest..

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 12:18 pm || Up

      I like that HOFer and famous old white guy Johnny Bench just shut this down.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • nevermoor Aug 18,2020 5:12 pm || Up

        Hard to imagine that manager lasts long.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 3:14 pm

    These Arizona caps look extremely minor league.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2020 3:48 pm || Up

      I’m more partial to light blue than most people, but why?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 3:54 pm || Up

        I like the light blue. It’s just the image of a snake with a baseball in its mouth that screams AA team.

  40. andeux Aug 18,2020 3:25 pm

    Vogt has had a pretty good career for a guy who got his first major league hit at 28.

    TINSTAAFK
  41. lenscrafters Aug 18,2020 3:35 pm

    Jesus, figure it the FK out.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 3:38 pm || Up

      He did not.

      • lenscrafters Aug 18,2020 3:58 pm || Up

        Really glad we rushed him back for this.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2020 4:10 pm || Up

          His back or whatever the original ailment was can’t possibly be right yet. He probably figured he could pitch through it.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 18,2020 4:01 pm || Up

        It’s Arizona, so might as well work on some things.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Aug 18,2020 4:07 pm || Up

          I’m having a hard time seeing the benefit of leaving him in there any longer.

          TINSTAAFK
  42. Soaker Aug 18,2020 3:39 pm

    My power is OK but Internet is out, so no video. Sounds like a blessing in disguise.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 18,2020 3:42 pm || Up

      If you decide to go for a walk instead, be careful.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Aug 18,2020 3:48 pm || Up

        I do walk over there in the winter (flat area, easy to navigate when icy).

        I hate chipmunks and squirrels anyway. They’re cute until they get inside your garage and scratch holes in the drywall and tear up the insulation for their nests.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. 5Aces Aug 18,2020 3:49 pm

    I did not know we were playing early. Which may be the 1 thing Frankie and I have in common.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  44. Soaker Aug 18,2020 4:12 pm

    We’ll be testing a bunch of those Unwritten Rules in this one.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. doctorK Aug 18,2020 4:16 pm

    Sometimes, men have to die.

  46. Future Ed Aug 18,2020 4:20 pm

    well, lou, this is your game to win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. Glorious Mundy Aug 18,2020 4:21 pm

    I didn’t miss seeing Calhoun tbh.

  48. andeux Aug 18,2020 4:53 pm

    It makes no sense to keep Barreto on the roster but not give him multiple ABs in games like this or Sunday’s. (Yes, maybe could have ended that sentence earlier.)

    TINSTAAFK
  49. Soaker Aug 18,2020 5:02 pm

    @andeux They must think somebody values Barreto the way Billy did at the time of the Donaldson trade or close thereto, so they see December value? I doubt it but maybe their calculations show keeping him as good value for a roster spot for 1.5 more months.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 18,2020 5:09 pm || Up

      No one could possibly value him that highly now that he’s 24, has never hit in the majors (albeit without much in the way of opportunity) and is out of options. At some point, they’re going to have to either trade him for next to nothing (like Mateo, who was in the same situation) or try to get him through waivers.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 5:14 pm || Up

        And IIRC, even his Vegas numbers were pretty uninspiring. It isnt like he destroyed the PCL and just takes a long time to adjust.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • andeux Aug 18,2020 5:43 pm || Up

          And it doesn’t look like he wants to be here.

          TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 18,2020 6:32 pm || Up

      From reading SuSlu’s periodic insights on Barreto, my sense is that there’s quite a bit of consternation in the org about Barreto (there’s a faction that believes in him, there’s another that doesn’t) which leads to this weird purgatory that he’s in. It seems like he’s constantly on the verge of an opportunity before something immediately pulls the rug out from under him:

      Opportunity – Immediate loss of opportunity:

      Lowrie leaves – Profar acquired
      Olson injured – Morales acquired
      Profar sucks – Barreto sucks for a couple games, Profar starts again
      Profar leaves – Kemp acquired
      Main right handed 2B platoon option (zomg best opportunity yet) – Pinder starts instead

      My personal sense is that he’s a guy who’ll only come close to realizing his potential on a team willing to give him a couple season’s worth of full time play (see Renato Nunez), and the A’s will never be willing/able to let him do that.

  50. Future Ed Aug 18,2020 5:03 pm

    I am still concerned about the offense, they can’t seem to figure out Kevin Gausman, dylan bundy or mike Cuellar

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 5:12 pm || Up

      They jump all over the worstmistakes. But at some point having your #3 hitter hitting .172 is not a great look.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  51. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2020 5:13 pm

    To give the A’s extra time to make use of my mojo I’m going to go ahead and turn this game off in the 6th inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  52. Soaker Aug 18,2020 6:22 pm

    That was a pile of pig manure stinking after three hours in Arizona heat. If you happened to think this was a night game, well done.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. AV Aug 18,2020 6:31 pm

    mah god. laura loomer.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 8:43 am || Up

      She has around 15,000 votes, most likely including Trump’s, as that’s his district of residence.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • colin Aug 19,2020 8:48 am || Up

        And it’s a safe Dem district for the general election.

        • AV Aug 19,2020 9:09 am || Up

          oh that’s good.

          congress would be a clown car with her in it.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 9:00 am || Up

      I didn’t even realize she had unchained herself from that building.

    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 10:21 am || Up
      • AV Aug 19,2020 11:38 am || Up

        the font’s fine.

        those faces though.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  54. sslinger Aug 18,2020 7:41 pm

    I would have preferred to hear Celebration earlier in the evening.

  55. Soaker Aug 19,2020 8:55 am

    The smoke blanket is quite impressive on satellite this morning. I can’t smell it but the sun is losing its struggle to fight through.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 11:01 am || Up

      The universe is conspiring to keep me stuck at home no matter what…Hawaii cancelled, Mt Rainier cancelled, now Tahoe hanging by an increasingly frayed thread. Thank goodness there are live sports on all day long.

      Unless the A’s get smoked out (so to speak) at the Coliseum tonight.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Aug 19,2020 11:30 am || Up

        Just make sure you turn up the volume enough to drown out the shootings.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 6:48 pm || Up

          Yes that was a bummer. When we moved in here in late 2004 I would hear gunshots probably every week on average (more often in summer). It’s been way down for last five years though, probably more like 3-5 times per year. Never especially close though. I lived in plenty of gunshottier places.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 12:01 pm || Up

        I forgot about rainer, I bet it explodes this year

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 19,2020 2:21 pm || Up

        I think we had this conversation before in a similar circumstance. Man, I was out for a couple hours and *cough* the smoke *cough* got rapidly worse over that time. My kitchen smoke alarm might go off any minute now.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Aug 19,2020 2:34 pm || Up

          Purpleair now shows 250-300 AQI (very unhealthy, moving into hazardous) at S. Tahoe.
          Bay area has improved a bit: < 100 (moderate) in Berkeley, still 140 near the Coliseum.

          TINSTAAFK
          • andeux Aug 19,2020 4:07 pm || Up

            Now 173 near the Coliseum, and about the same around Tahoe. Still a bit better in Berkeley.
            They probably shouldn’t play tonight.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Soaker Aug 19,2020 4:37 pm || Up

              Checking back to the 2018 Big Game thread, the Pac-12 guideline is:

              If there is substantive evidence that the AQI will remain consistently above 200 for the majority of a competition, that competition should be postponed, cancelled, rescheduled or relocated.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:38 pm || Up

              Looks like 160s at game time in East Oakland and Alameda. 190s in my neighborhood. Oof, there’s one near Boulder Creek in the Santa Cruz Mountains that’s over 700.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • andeux Aug 19,2020 6:50 pm || Up

                It’s interesting to watch the map. The peninsula (except some of SF) has largely cleared out, as has the other side of the hills, while things have gotten a little worse in the inner east bay as the smoke has gotten trapped by the hills.

                TINSTAAFK
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 7:07 pm || Up

                  That was often the local dynamic during previous smoky periods, inner east bay better than others in the AMs, lingering worse air into the PMs.

                  Such a freak thing, in more than 30 years I’ve lived here there’s been maybe four serious lightening storms, and this is the first in the new climate change/drought era.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Soaker Aug 19,2020 7:13 pm || Up

                  We go through this every year, anywhere from 5 to 15 days. It seems like the smoke settles to the ground overnight so early morning is the worst. Our notorious afternoon wind doesn’t clear it out the way one might think; it usually just brings in more smoke.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:19 pm || Up

                  It’s insane. This never happened my whole life (except the Berkeley Hills fire) and now its every year.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:18 pm || Up

                  Right now its “Fuck Mill Valley” o’clock.

                  We’re over 300. San Rafael (10 miles north) is zero.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 6:51 pm || Up

                Purple Air is a great example of crowdsourcing’s best and worst. Huge data set is instructive, huge outliers are common. I always assume someone’s idling a diesel or smoking a cigarette near those 400+ sites.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:56 pm || Up

                  Heh, there’s a 309 in the Outer Sunset in SF, with all the surrounding ones west of Twin Peaks under 50.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • andeux Aug 19,2020 7:03 pm || Up

                  There are some outliers like that that stand out, but overall they seem to be pretty low noise, on the order of a few points.
                  Earlier today from the 30 or so sensors in Berkeley you could see the clear gradient of readings near 80 from all the ones closest to the bay increasing to around 120-130 from all the ones near the hills. And the same thing on a larger scale on the peninsula – very clear around San Mateo increasing to around 200 near San Jose.

                  TINSTAAFK
              • ptbnl Aug 19,2020 7:52 pm || Up

                We were there for a couple of nights 2 weeks back – there are some deep valleys I can imagine filling up with smoke. Ugh.

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • colin Aug 20,2020 8:26 am || Up

                Friend of mine had to evacuate from Bonny Doon late Tuesday night. Haven’t heard many details, but it sounds like he is legitimately worried that his house will be gone.

                • Future Ed Aug 20,2020 9:57 am || Up

                  i’m in santa cruz right now, its raining ash

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Future Ed Aug 21,2020 7:18 pm || Up

                It only pays 3:2 that whoever lives on this property has been a client of mine at one point of another

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 3:48 pm || Up

          Pepsi road report:

          I could not see oakland while travelling northbound on 101 by candlestick.

          I could barely make out the containerships parked (anchored?) in the bay

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 21,2020 9:40 am || Up

        FSU, if you’re still thinking about Bliss, bring your gas grill. As of today, no wood or charcoal fires, period, for the rest of the summer, and gas would also be banned during “Red Flag Warnings” which are fairly common especially in the afternoon and early evening hours. We’ve been fortunate so far with only smoke and no actual significant local fires, but tick tick tick…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2020 10:03 am || Up

          I am a proud American who only grills on charcoal or wood. Gas is for commie satanists who Q warns about.

          We haven’t cancelled yet because we don’t have to until 24 hours in advance, but it seems super unlikely. We’ve booked a night in Van Damme on Mendocino coast instead.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  56. Future Ed Aug 19,2020 1:22 pm

    Find the worst part of this message challenge!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Aug 20,2020 9:36 am || Up

      i get your point about how she sounds.

      cascading system failures is the key ingredient of catastrophe.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  57. andeux Aug 19,2020 5:32 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 5:37 pm || Up

      Too late to get him a speaking slot at the RNC?

      • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 5:41 pm || Up

        How so?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 6:01 pm || Up

          I mean they’ve got the St. Louis gun brandishers and the supposedly libeled private high school counter-protestor. They could really use a anti-gay bigot to round out the cancel culture program.

          • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 6:07 pm || Up

            All the hits, guns, god and gays!

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 19,2020 5:42 pm || Up

      He’s also either #2 or #3 on the Fox NFL PxP roster. You can’t do that, even at Fox.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Aug 20,2020 4:28 pm || Up

        Fox pulls him off the NFL, but I’m mostly noticing that all these years later ESPN still can’t tell Billy Bean from Billy Beane (twice, so not a typo).

        Billy Beane, MLB’s ambassador for inclusion, called Brennaman’s use of the slur “disheartening” in a statement Thursday and noted “MLB’s zero-tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, or bias toward the LGBTQ+ community or person at any time.”

        “Last night is a difficult reminder that there is still much work to do,” Beane said. “We will pause for a moment, and utilize this incident as a learning opportunity for every one of our stakeholders.”

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Aug 19,2020 5:45 pm || Up

      Literally saying the quiet part out loud.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 6:02 pm || Up

        Thom Brennaman only ever says things loud.

        • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:13 pm || Up

          His dad could be pretty obnoxious too (example). I was listening to a Reds game one night and suddenly Marty made some absurd right-wing comment that had nothing to do with the game. I don’t have much reason to listen to Reds games anyway and didn’t, after that.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 7:01 pm || Up

            Cincinnati has quietly been home for many years to some of the most virulent fundamentalists anywhere. Marge Schott of course, but also Mapplethorpe’s Perfect Moment and this lovely gift from Benito Mussolini:

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 7:02 pm || Up

              Sure, the negatives are counterbalanced by colin. That’s something.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • AV Aug 19,2020 9:18 pm || Up

                CapitOLINe wolf.

                COINCIDENCE?? i think not.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 9:25 pm || Up

                  I think those same devious fuckers tricked me into their credit cards.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Soaker Aug 19,2020 9:30 pm || Up

                If Mrs. colin still has that horrifying Dustin Pedroia doll it tilts back the other way though.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • colin Aug 20,2020 8:39 am || Up

                  I think the Pedroia doll is probably still in the house in some box somewhere. Come to think of it, that could totally be a cursed object that is responsible for *gestures around at 2020*.

                  A more positive trend is that my wife completely gave up on the Red Sox when they traded Mookie this offseason.

            • colin Aug 20,2020 8:36 am || Up

              That statue is pretty awesome though. Cincinnati really leans into the Rome connection, which is funny because Cincinnati is pretty insignificant. We are a “City of Seven Hills” except that there is still disagreement about *which* seven hills that actually refers to (wikipedia seems to think it’s a bit more settled).

              The park that the statue is located in is great. Really nice overlook with views of the Ohio River.

            • Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 10:18 am || Up

              That statue is both (a) hella fascist and (b) pretty cool.

              • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2022 12:11 pm || Up

                Stolen! Only four paws and two suckling twins remain.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 6:06 pm || Up

      I really want to know which city he was talking about. I’m hoping it’s one of the longshots on the board.

      • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:22 pm || Up

        I don’t see how Kansas City could be a “capital”. It looks like there’s maybe one block in the Power & Light District, adjacent to the (fairly) new arena, and a few others scattered about.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Soaker Aug 19,2020 8:57 pm || Up

          Although somebody pointed out this clip…

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • doctorK Aug 19,2020 9:07 pm || Up

            This is zero chance that movie could be made today.

            • AV Aug 19,2020 9:22 pm || Up

              things go sideways in november and next year they make that blazing saddlews TV show they piloted.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 6:22 pm || Up

      Here is the thing, there were 6? or so people to whom he thought he was talking.

      If I’m the reds, they all get a talking to. I am betting thom thought he was in good company

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:30 pm || Up

        Maybe. My dad and I were driving down the street one day and he looks at a street sign and says “Well there’s Martin Luther Coon Boulevard, ha ha ha.” I don’t know why he thought I would like that comment, but I guarantee he will not repeat that mistake.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 19,2020 8:12 pm || Up

      This seems…lame, for me particularly the parts I bolded.

      “I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of,” Brennaman said. “If I have hurt anyone out there, I can’t tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I’m so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith.

      After calling a home run that happened in the midst of his statement, he continued.

      “I don’t know if I’m going to be putting on this headset again,” Brennaman said. “I don’t know if it’s going to be for the Reds. I don’t know if it’s going to be for my bosses at Fox.

      “I want to apologize for the people who sign my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with. For anybody that I’ve offended here tonight, I can’t begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am.

      That is not who I am and never has been, and I’d like to think maybe I could have some people that can back that up. I am very, very sorry and I beg for your forgiveness.”

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 19,2020 11:08 pm || Up

      I also think Jeff is wrong on this. Using the word strengthens the point.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 20,2020 6:58 am || Up

        Calcaterra followed suit in his newsletter. I agree with you that it strengthens the point, but maybe I would feel different if it was aimed at me? I dont know.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • mikeA Aug 20,2020 10:28 am || Up

        I don’t think it’s even about strengthening the point or whatever. He is a journalist and was reporting what Brennaman said, which is the story. It’s absurd that he deleted it and apologized, and it’s absurd an absurd norm to have journalists use euphemisms in place of direct quotes.

        • andeux Aug 20,2020 10:33 am || Up

          Yes, this.

          TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 5:16 pm || Up

          We will see how this plays out on a bigger stage sometime in the next few months when Trump inevitably calls Kamala a fucking n-word b*tch.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:28 pm || Up

        I have the same reaction. It’s usually on my radar in the context of teaching famous lawsuits about the use of slurs / defamation, where the teacher says the word and a student complains. Often the word starts with “N” because that’s what makes the decision important.

        Here, what the guy said matters and I definitely wondered the first article I read. For example, there are “gay slurs” that I could understand an older guy making given the lines of jock-banter have legitimately moved, and others that just mean you’re an asshole. Knowing this was the latter is important news.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  58. lenscrafters Aug 19,2020 6:43 pm

    I didn’t understand any of what Dallas said about the keys to the game.

    • Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:44 pm || Up

      I have Ken and Vince on but would kind of like to know what “Boogie Down” and “Rattle the Cattle” were about.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • sslinger Aug 19,2020 7:22 pm || Up

        Boogie down is Luzardo keeping the ball down, Rattle the Cattle was something to do with the bullpen without Burch.

      • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:30 pm || Up

        Between that and his attempt to push his slogan through his face mask, dude is… trying too hard.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  59. Future Ed Aug 19,2020 6:43 pm

    thanks for leading off locastro

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Future Ed Aug 19,2020 6:48 pm

    I’m watching tonight I looked up on the batted ball by semien, and thouoght “dammit right to the fielder” turned out that was the umpire

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Soaker Aug 19,2020 6:59 pm

    You wouldn’t purposely hit Canha to load the bases and bring up the dreaded Robbie Grossman.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  62. 5Aces Aug 19,2020 7:00 pm

    MVP MVP

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  63. lenscrafters Aug 19,2020 7:01 pm

    Pleasantly surprised at runs actually scoring here.

  64. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 7:11 pm

    Some hero has taped an A’s mask onto cutout Marlins Man’s face.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  65. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 7:17 pm

    And the crowd gives Ramon a huge ovation on his return to the Coliseum!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 7:21 pm || Up

      marvin hudson gave him a fist pump. seemed weird they went straight to commercial after that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. lenscrafters Aug 19,2020 7:44 pm

    I noticed that Grossman is consistently using a leg kick this year, but judging from his 2019 highlight video (yes, Robbie Grossman has a highlight video on Youtube) it doesn’t look like he had one last year. Maybe that explains the power production?

  67. andeux Aug 19,2020 7:55 pm

    The A’s beating up on a young pitcher who was stifling other teams seems backwards.

    TINSTAAFK
  68. Soaker Aug 19,2020 8:01 pm

    The young fellow who’s calling balls and strikes is doing a decent job. Grossman was mad because he got two pitches in almost exactly the same spot, with the first called a ball and the second being a backwards K, but it looked like the first one should have been called a strike.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  69. Soaker Aug 19,2020 8:24 pm

    Not a bad defensive top of the 6th there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  70. Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2020 8:40 pm

    The fake crowd noise on the radio seems even louder and more synthetic tonight.

    • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 8:51 pm || Up

      A’s stadium is worse on the radio. TV is fine. I think they radio people need to fix the levels

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 19,2020 9:08 pm || Up

        When there’s an actual crowd I find it the other way around. Too much drumming on TV; I hear more drumming on TV than I do when I’m sitting in the Coliseum. Radio does a better job of putting that in the background. I suspect TV puts an extra effects mic somewhere out toward the outfield.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  71. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 8:42 pm

    To my eye Laureano has improved his CF routes a lot. Looks very comfortable. Plays a little deeper, reacts a tic later, makes almost all the plays in stride.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  72. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 8:54 pm

    Yusmeiro for Mayor!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Aug 19,2020 9:07 pm || Up

      The 3 batter minimum saved us from Diekman there. He may have still gotten the last out but it probably would’ve been a wilder journey than Yusmeiro’s one pitch for the 3rd out.

  73. andeux Aug 19,2020 9:03 pm

    This would be Chapman’s first game without a K this year.

    TINSTAAFK
  74. 5Aces Aug 19,2020 9:11 pm

    Loading the bases for Piscotty? Bold strategy there Cotton.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  75. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 9:16 pm

    They’ve crossed too many lines in the sand, Rubicons, bridges too far, clearly there won’t ever be a “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last” moment, but holy fucking shit GOP is there nothing you won’t denounce?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  76. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2020 9:23 pm

    Neither had a chance to make the play but some superlative big league hoses on display from Murphy and Ramon this inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  77. doctorK Aug 19,2020 9:40 pm

    Yay, a boring win.

    • Future Ed Aug 19,2020 10:12 pm || Up

      yay

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Aug 20,2020 7:00 am || Up

      I love boring 3-4 run wins where you look up and you think “wait-it’s the 8th inning?”. Much better for my heart health.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  78. Soaker Aug 19,2020 9:40 pm

    Bartender, a round of Rauchbiers* for the house!

    *Great Basin Brewing in Sparks did a Rauchbier for a while. I tried one and it was just overpowering. So bad I’d like to try another one to see if it matches my memory, but they don’t currently brew it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  79. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 7:10 am

    Curt!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 8:08 am || Up

      Advisory boards bring in people with relevant knowledge and experience, so I guess Curt did his job.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Aug 20,2020 9:49 am || Up

      Meanwhile, back on the baseball side.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Aug 20,2020 10:06 am || Up

        They’re probably members of the same klavern.

        TINSTAAFK
    • mikeA Aug 20,2020 10:33 am || Up

      I’m guessing Curt was regarded as too much of a rube to get a cut of the money.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 12:45 pm || Up

        I wouldn’t be shocked if he had to make a donation to get the board seat.

  80. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 8:26 am

    Hauled in by the postal police on a boat floating in Long Island Sound. The Steve Bannon story is just spectacular.

    • AV Aug 20,2020 9:21 am || Up

      god i hope he looked like johnny fever running from the phone cops.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • mikeA Aug 20,2020 10:34 am || Up

      I like how all indictments of this kind allege that the money was used to “fund the defendant’s lavish lifestyle.”

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2020 12:02 pm || Up

        I like how he explicitly admits it (played off as deadpan) on video last June.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • colin Aug 21,2020 12:34 pm || Up

          The existence of that video is so FKing insane

          • nevermoor Aug 21,2020 12:43 pm || Up

            Thing that could never have happened under any other administration, but barely registers now, number 41709873

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • andeux Aug 21,2020 12:43 pm || Up

            It will be nice to see Bannon in jail, but it’s hard to dredge up much sympathy for the “victims” in this case.

            TINSTAAFK
            • nevermoor Aug 21,2020 12:50 pm || Up

              The unending gullibility of the GOP-teriat never ceases to stun.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2020 12:59 pm || Up

  81. Soaker Aug 20,2020 4:18 pm

    Coliseum AQI looking like it’s about 110 this afternoon so we’re good to endure a Manaea start. 180 up here; I haven’t even been out the front door today.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 20,2020 4:26 pm || Up

      It cleared up briefly here. Around 30 when I came back from the store, so I opened up a couple of windows. Half an hour later it’s back at 60, and windows closed.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:34 pm || Up

        Color me jealous. Of both numbers.

        We have 300 and three kids I can’t send outside.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  82. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 5:24 pm

    If someone in addition to the A’s could beat the Astros once in a while that would be great.

    • lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 6:47 pm || Up

      They put up 10 runs today on German Marquez without Bregman, Yordan, and Brantley. Really annoying

  83. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 5:26 pm

    Podcast Champions 2020

  84. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 6:13 pm

    Per purpleair in Berkeley today the air quality started out not-too-awful and got better and better all day, greens and yellows at 4pm, but has spiked up sharply in last 2 hours. Coliseum the same recent trend, at worse levels.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  85. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 6:15 pm

    When asked what one thing he’d improve in baseball, Dallas on pregame just said he’d end all broadcast blackouts.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  86. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 6:55 pm

    Chapman unimpressed with himself after that tater, makes me expect more to come.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 9:08 pm || Up

      Et voila.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  87. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 6:58 pm

    After series facing a Solano and a Peralta I expect the Angels will sign a guy named MacArthur or San Pablo by game time tomorrow.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  88. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 7:09 pm

    Rangers just gave up another grand slam to the Padres (4 in 4 games so far).

    • lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 8:44 pm || Up

      Emilio Pagan has turned back into a pumpkin.

  89. 5Aces Aug 20,2020 7:26 pm

    Hold onto yer butts. Inning #4.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  90. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 7:36 pm

    So, I am reasonably sure Nancy Pelosi is in DC, yeah? Why were there goons in black SUVs outside her house just now? is she in SF?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  91. andeux Aug 20,2020 7:38 pm

    The Tom Hanks thing is just annoying.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 7:40 pm || Up

      It’s the kind of thing which could be cool if used sparingly…random cutout appearances in the stands, “Hot dog” call sprinkled in among fan noise. But like the Holy Toledo sign it was destined to be overused and ruined quickly.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  92. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 7:43 pm

    I nominate Matt Olsen for President of Oakland!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  93. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 7:44 pm

    Hey, KD with a couple of hard hits today!

    • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 8:12 pm || Up

      .247 here we come!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  94. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 7:51 pm

    The Giants knocked out the slegnA starter after 1.1. This should bode well for us tomorrow.

  95. andeux Aug 20,2020 8:08 pm

    How far are we going to push our luck with Manaea?
    [Edit: pulled as I hit post on this comment]

    TINSTAAFK
  96. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:15 pm

    don’t break matt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  97. doctorK Aug 20,2020 8:16 pm

    oh shit oh shit oh shit

  98. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:16 pm

    petit is up? why?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  99. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 8:21 pm

    I am glad Chapman didn’t get hurt as he attempted what might have been the best catch in third baseman history.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 9:59 pm || Up

      I dunno. Chavez tarp dive is up there.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 11:22 pm || Up

        I’ve seen a bunch of 3B catches crashing into walls, tarps, bullpens mounds. I’ve never seen a guy running full speed away from the infield dive like Superman and manage to snag a ball he can’t see in the flailing webbing of his glove. And I still haven’t, but today I saw the possibility.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • vignette17 Aug 21,2020 4:42 pm || Up

          Only one I can remember is this one. I think Chapman’s would have been cooler though:

          • Future Ed Aug 21,2020 5:39 pm || Up

            those uniforms were hideous. I suppose that’s why the nationals current uniform are so bland

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Aug 21,2020 9:42 am || Up

        donaldson?

        the chavez catch i remember was into the dugout.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • nevermoor Aug 21,2020 12:46 pm || Up

          Yes. Right.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • AV Aug 21,2020 7:14 pm || Up

            he’s better than you remember!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  100. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 8:26 pm

    Kotsay is first base coaching, also looks like he’s in disguise as an Ishtar cosplayer.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  101. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 8:26 pm

    I think I’m starting to see the smoke on the broadcast.

    • AV Aug 20,2020 8:30 pm || Up

      fire in the sky.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Aug 20,2020 9:50 pm || Up

        We all came out to Oakland
        On the Lake Merrit shoreline
        To play a season in a pando
        We didn’t have much time

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Soaker Aug 20,2020 9:57 pm || Up

          Matt Chapman and those mothers
          Were the best team around
          But some stupid caught the Covid
          And shut the whole damned thing down

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 20,2020 9:42 pm || Up

      Late in the game Ken and Vince talked about how the air quality seemed to have worsened as the game proceeded. East Oakland/East End Alameda look to be about 145-150 on the AQI as the game ended.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  102. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:26 pm

    challenge AB for Khris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  103. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:28 pm

    triple or a home run first for Khris?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  104. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 8:29 pm

    Yeah, that’s gone if it’s old KD.

  105. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:40 pm

    I thought we were rid of calhoun and cron

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  106. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 8:43 pm

    I would like about 4 more runs before Diekman faces the top of the order.

  107. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 8:48 pm

    murphy has an 8 game hitting streak?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  108. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 9:00 pm

    Diekman making it very hard to complain about him.

    • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 10:00 pm || Up

      Where there’s a will there’s a way. And I always have a will.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  109. lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 9:06 pm

    Looks like Chappy’s ok.

  110. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 9:08 pm

    Holy moly did he kill that ball.

  111. Future Ed Aug 20,2020 9:09 pm

    Is there someone else that can pitch? Or is it one of those, well, he is getting hot so we are using hendriks?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Aug 20,2020 9:12 pm || Up

      We need to score one or two more here. Bob’s always brought in his closer with a 4 run lead.

  112. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 9:23 pm

    Barreto hitless 2020 dream lives.

  113. doctorK Aug 20,2020 9:33 pm

    Also, in case you were wondering, elephant shit is not a cure for COVID-19.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 9:53 pm || Up

      But enough about the GOP platform…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  114. Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 9:57 pm

    Current playoff picture would have us hosting Buffalo in the first round.

  115. nevermoor Aug 21,2020 12:48 pm

    Link I’ve been meaning to grill for you FKers for a few days.

    MLB affirms Roe v. Wade!

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  116. Soaker Aug 21,2020 3:29 pm

    PurpleAir showing AQI in East Oakland/Alameda a fair bit worse than when I checked around this time yesterday, up in the 150s, and as noted yesterday it deteriorated during the game. Tahoe isn’t great in the 130s, but after the last couple days it’s more like a haze rather than discernible smoke.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 21,2020 3:51 pm || Up

      It’s striking how quickly the changes come. Our air had been bad all day, 150s to 180s maybe, then about 90 minutes ago the levels plummetted to below 25 on the sensors throughout the Berkeley flatlands. Opened up the windows, enjoyed 45 minutes or so of fresh air, then all the sensors spiked up and continue to do so.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 21,2020 3:58 pm || Up

        At least today I’ve been able to get out and get a few miles in without feeling like it would make me sick, as was the case yesterday and the day before. So frustrating to waste nice summer days, but as mentioned somewhere above it’s something we deal with at some point just about every summer.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Aug 21,2020 4:03 pm || Up

          Hey, LC, way to lean into the air quality angle when naming the thread

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • lenscrafters Aug 21,2020 4:48 pm || Up

            Heh. I am sorry you folks are dealing with this, my brother and mom still live in SC county and were already having a rough time as it is given everything. Like someone else said, it’s pretty crazy/sad that these are virtually an annual occurrence now.

            There was a thread on Reddit a few days ago on how you could have a 2020 calendar spread with a different disaster each month, sigh.

      • doctorK Aug 21,2020 6:50 pm || Up

        We were up around 200 in my neighborhood of Kentuckyvale until about 2:30, when it plummeted into the low teens. Right now, we’re at zero.

        • nevermoor Aug 21,2020 10:27 pm || Up

          We’ve been over 300 repeatedly. Which is great because it’s hot too.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • doctorK Aug 22,2020 11:33 am || Up

            About 9:00 last night, we starting going back up because the wind had died down, and right now we’re in the mid 160’s. We’re very close to Moffett Field, so we benefit from being close to the bay, for both the temperature and the wind.

            Hasn’t helped much over the last week, though. FK August.

            • nevermoor Aug 23,2020 8:27 pm || Up

              I have a cousin in Palo Alto who said his house was 560 this morning

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • elcroata Aug 24,2020 3:46 am || Up

                That sounds… bad

                Think of the AQI as a yardstick that runs from 0 to 500. The higher the AQI value, the greater the level of air pollution and the greater the health concern. For example, an AQI value of 50 or below represents good air quality, while an AQI value over 300 represents hazardous air quality.

                Because survival is insufficient
  117. Glorious Mundy Aug 21,2020 4:34 pm

    Jays-Rays just featured one of the more maddening overturns I’ve seen. Lourdes Gurriel was going to be out at the plate but somehow flipped himself into the air and over the catcher’s glove mid-slide to touch home. Called safe, every replay seemed to show no tag, and reversed to an out.

    • Future Ed Aug 21,2020 5:44 pm || Up

      I thought they just upheld bad calls, not overturn good calls

      I have $5. No I don\'t.

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