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Orange is the worst color 338

Pumpkins are the grossest squashes.

Sports uniforms with orange are objectively hideous.

Spray tans.

Oranges the fruit are OK but were better in the original Sanskrit.

The best cheddars are white.

Five MLB teams wear orange. Three are evil, two are hapless.

Home Depot is a nightmare.

It’s too fucking hot out.

Friday 6:45, Sat 4:07 PM (?), Sun 1:05 PM

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

338 thoughts on “Orange is the worst color

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 5:44 pm

    This century only five of the 80 championships in the big four US pro sports have been won by teams with orange.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 6:23 pm

    Dontrelle Willis making his A’s pregame debut today. I can’t hear anything he’s saying because I have loud fans blasting around me. But he has an Emmy award, turns out.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • sslinger Aug 15,2020 12:16 am || Up

      How are you getting into a stadium where there are loud fans?!?111?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 9:25 am || Up

        ASVD.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. AV Aug 14,2020 6:30 pm

    my two favorite colors are #6a6c6e and #ff8800.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  4. andeux Aug 14,2020 6:49 pm

    7 pitches

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 6:53 pm || Up

      You know khris davis will have a long at bat

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  5. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 6:56 pm

    Not much help from Seattle against Houston tonight.

  6. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:08 pm

    Tromp is a giant catcher?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:10 pm

    I don’t like the giants getting hits policy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:14 pm

    no kris. only swing on 1 strike

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 7:19 pm || Up

      Saw more pitches than all six guys before him, almost.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. 5Aces Aug 14,2020 7:21 pm

    Krush makes me sad, but the C situation is starting to annoy.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:22 pm || Up

      at least he only made one out

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    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:24 pm || Up

      I don’t get kemp here

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    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:27 pm || Up

      those were terrible calls

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  10. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 7:26 pm

    What the fuck is up with this piece of shit zone.

  11. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 7:27 pm

    Kemp get hosed as bad as Vince thinks there?

    • andeux Aug 14,2020 7:28 pm || Up

      Kemp and Murphy each had two terrible strike calls against them.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:31 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 11:43 am || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 11:47 am || Up

        Korach said the Giants liked this Tromp fellow for his framing. That one seems a little too obvious of a scam to work but guess not.

  12. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 7:33 pm

    I’m out early, this game is too irritating.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:11 pm || Up

      No more watching A’s games for you…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  13. andeux Aug 14,2020 7:33 pm

    FKing Pence?

    TINSTAAFK
  14. 5Aces Aug 14,2020 7:34 pm

    I dont understand how baseball works. It just confuses me.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 7:40 pm

    Drat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. 5Aces Aug 14,2020 7:47 pm

    George Gobel and Jim Bouton on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Much more entertaining.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 7:56 pm

    These Giants aren’t even that hateable. It sucks.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:11 pm || Up

      I no longer lust after Belt, for example. Still deeply confused with how they handled his career though.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  18. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 7:57 pm

    i was saying wendelken should start

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 8:11 pm || Up

      I’m pretty sure I would have complained about any Plan B the A’s had once Montas scratched. Bullpen game, Mengden start, etc. But taking the wunderkind off his schedule maybe wasn’t the right move.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:17 pm || Up

        I assume they altered his throw day based on the extra days rest, yeah.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:22 pm || Up

        You heard of the swingin A’s, have you heard of the Flyball Pl-A’s-able

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      • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:30 pm || Up

        Nothing reported in the A’s dugout

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        • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:13 pm || Up

          I particularly liked how they gave no information about which zones would be turned off.

          It’s a fucking third world utility provider at this point. Shoot ’em all.

          (At least I get to sue ’em for securities fraud.)

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  19. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:48 pm

    Kemp is gonna be boog powell, huh?

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  20. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:52 pm

    I ahve no idea who is pitching

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  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 8:55 pm

    OK, Murphy Semien Kemp coming up, time to see some bench depth used.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 8:58 pm

    free franklin

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    • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 12:16 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 8:58 pm

    Geez, pulling Barreto out of the on deck circle is harsh.

  24. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 9:06 pm

    Good night to hit says vince

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  25. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 9:24 pm

    Did not see that coming in the slightest

    • andeux Aug 14,2020 9:27 pm || Up

      They just looked so flat in every way from the start.

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  26. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 9:24 pm

    Well now.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:15 pm || Up

      I turned on the TV for the 9th, made a teAse joke, watched us do a perfect teAse when we loaded the bases.

      And then, well, hmmm.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  27. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 9:37 pm

    Why not Austin Allen for pinder, bob?

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    • andeux Aug 14,2020 9:39 pm || Up

      I don’t know about that.
      Would have been so much better to have Kemp still in the lineup in that situation though. Oh well.

      TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 9:41 pm || Up

      I just feel like there were lots of disappointing managing decisions there. First, not PRing for Murphy as soon as he got on. I don’t know why Pinder still gets leeway for being a supposed “hot hand” when he’s hit for shit this year, but the guy hasn’t shown any ability to hit righties in his career and you have a left handed contact PH option in Machin where contact was needed. And that doesn’t even get into putting the bad hitting 2B in the 2 hole so you couldn’t have had Chapman come up with 1 out.

  28. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 9:54 pm

    So 20 minutes ago we were doomed.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 9:56 pm || Up

      Then we got better.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  29. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 10:09 pm

    Lol, nid.

  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2020 10:10 pm

    Dang Hendriks, that was impressive.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 10:14 pm || Up

      It was because I moved seats and stared shopping for records on the mac instead of my PC

      I pledge to do that more

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      • AV Aug 14,2020 11:20 pm || Up

        whatchu get, whatchu get, whatchu get?

        i’ve been doing a lot of birthday shopping for myself this week.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 11:39 pm || Up

          Just now? uh? quintron and ms pussycat I think. I’d have to check the email. I also got a throw back Karl hendrix trio today, but it might have been in court.

          I think i bought death valley girls yesterday, but also maybe gories? could have been today.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Aug 14,2020 11:42 pm || Up

            fun!

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • AV Aug 14,2020 11:59 pm || Up

            are you buying on discogs?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 12:09 am || Up

              yes. and i get a gift cert from 1234 go every month

              I am trying to load my collection in discogs. I am up to 2k. I have a bunch of records that aren’t in there. I put one in and it took me an hour

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV Aug 15,2020 12:56 am || Up

                yeah inputting sucks.

                i do bare minimum fields when i absolutely have to.

                otherwise, i have a pile of un-entered records that every year i see if anybody else put them in yet.

                i hate it when everything matches except the runout numbers. i usually add it anyway. i don’t need perfect versions, just trying to keep track of the collection so i don’t… buy the same record twice?

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 1:12 am || Up

                  if its a dollar record, I just pick one and don’t look too deeply into the runout

                  The other day I picked a pile of un entered records, but didn’t realize until the 3rd record

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:17 pm || Up

                  My dad is doing the same with his books, and I bought him a handheld bar code scanner, which helped tremendously. Not sure how your collection relates to the barcode era, though.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • AV Aug 15,2020 1:08 pm || Up

                  yeah, the discogs phone app has a scanner.

                  but you guessed it. the name of the game in record value is pre-barcode pressings. (where applicable.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 1:12 pm || Up

                  The modern records (mostly) have bar codes that you can scan with your phone. it’s helpful and fun.

                  I wonder if books have the same nerd overload with pressing plants. There are some records that are more collectable if they were pressed in different plants and some certain people that were in charge of the pressing.

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                • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 4:28 pm || Up

                  Yes. If not more (because they get a lot older than records).

                  I’m not into that world, but my understanding is that old books virtually never tell you whether they are first editions (and often, there are multiple print runs that are all “first editions” but of very different value). Then there are books that claim to be first editions but are not. He has an early printing of the Hobbit (in bad condition), and there were something like a dozen different indicia that needed to be combined to determine just how early a printing it was.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 1:20 pm || Up

                  one of my friends just put out a 45 and I am still waiting for it to be input. The only version in is from when they went to spain before the cover was printed. I am waiting for someone to upload the “american” version

                  Funny too, because one of the people in the band has a Oakland tech going kid who offers an “input your records to discogs” service because he likes digging through records. And he won’t do it. (unless he is paid I assume)

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • colin Aug 16,2020 6:00 am || Up

              discogs username? I’m colinflipper. Already friends with AV, so I can spy on his collection.

              • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 9:36 am || Up

                sidawi

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                • AV Aug 16,2020 2:08 pm || Up

                  that username has the right first name but it doesn’t have any records in collection. just 1 added (a marty oldman 45).

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:29 pm || Up

                  huh, that;s me and the only record I have finished putting in

                  I’ll check it out

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                • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:39 pm || Up

                  i was being shy, its fixed now

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                • AV Aug 17,2020 4:20 pm || Up

                  awww. we have the same version of entertainment!.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 5:05 pm || Up

                  when I get bored of entering shitty records, my next task is get them back in order. they have creeped out of categories and alpha since I lived on julian street 15 years ago.

                  When that happens I will really find the dupes and maybe shoot you that sorry ma triplicate that I swear I have, but haven’t been able to id since i said i’d give it to you

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Aug 17,2020 7:55 pm || Up

                  forgot we had that conversation.

                  and i was thinking about that record just this week.

                  (sorry ed, i don’t have anything in your want list.)

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 8:05 pm || Up

                  the no milk record in there, I just bought for 10 euros but it got damaged in shipping and the next one for sale was $100

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                • AV Aug 17,2020 8:19 pm || Up

                  sheesh.

                  pretty expensive for a band i have to ask you who they are cause i am clueless.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 8:23 pm || Up

                  They are middle age probably toads from brazil

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                • AV Aug 17,2020 8:57 pm || Up

                  oh i expected vintage punk.

                  €10 sound right.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 9:45 am || Up

                took me years to realize it was a database for my records. I used it like I used ebay in the 90s. looking for a specific record.

                Then I saw someone complain on facebook about entering records in. It was a eureka moment.

                My sister had painstakingly entered her records into a database program on her Apple McIntosh in the late 80s and I was always jealous, but saw how hard she worked on it and knew I could never do that.

                I am working my way through. Took a break when I got pneumonia last year and just now got back into inputting.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • AV Aug 16,2020 2:12 pm || Up

                related, the opposite of arhoolie*:

                *joke requires pulling from memory what arhoolie founder chris strachwitz says of music he likes.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 11:40 pm || Up

          I checked. it was quintron. but not the one I thought I was looking for, that was odd

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Aug 14,2020 11:42 pm || Up

          lol. the quintron recrod I thought I bought was open on my pc, but i was surfing through the rest of the store because you can’t get that one on vinyl from a US seller

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Aug 15,2020 12:07 am || Up

            bah. who among us?

            turns out the record i was picking up when i got hit by that car was something i had already bought just 2 or 3 weeks earlier, and that first one was on purple vinyl so i really really should have remembered.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  31. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 10:10 pm

    Baseball!

  32. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 10:10 pm

    The comeback was epic

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    • Soaker Aug 15,2020 6:24 am || Up

      Traveling in Oregon, I saw the early score in a restaurant and wrote off the rest of the game, so I missed that one.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  33. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2020 10:13 pm

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:18 pm || Up

      I prefer to focus on the crazy stat they gave us in game. We have 3 9th-inning-or-later tying or go-ahead grand slams. The rest of MLB has zero.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  34. Future Ed Aug 14,2020 10:15 pm

    The A’s learned from the Angels earlier in the week. Instead of giving up, they didn’t give up

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  35. lenscrafters Aug 14,2020 10:23 pm

    There’s so many times I think Piscotty has looked godawful, especially against righties, but he always seems to come up with big hit. He was really close in the first game of the last series too.

  36. 5Aces Aug 14,2020 10:51 pm

    I don’t understand how baseball works. It just confuses me.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. elcroata Aug 15,2020 1:59 am

    OK, now back to real problems.

    Even worse, Iberian Pastures is taking advantage of the state’s native crop to feed the pigs not acorns but “pecans, peanuts and sunflower”.

    According to Constantino Martínez, ham industry consultant: “The real problem is that we are a nation of idiots who have given away our heritage that our governments have done nothing to protect, and then the media present the people exploiting it as great innovators.”

    The diet of acorns is essential to producing the prized omega-9 fats that make the meat so delicious, he points out. Peanuts are “not the same thing at all”.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 12:52 pm || Up

      Careful there Spain. Just because you lost control the term “Iberian” doesn’t mean you get to take our nickname “Nation of Idiots.”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:01 am

    Per Bruce Jenkins this morning, the San Franciscans will be putting names back on their (ugly) home jerseys next season.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:19 pm || Up

      At least they admit no one knows who any of ’em are any more.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:34 am

    Is there any reason to believe that Gabe Kapler is anything other than a very bad manager? Watching that ninth and reading quotes from guys like Cueto and Crawford over the last few weeks I don’t see how this ends well for him.

    • andeux Aug 15,2020 9:01 am || Up

      Didn’t his tenure in Philadelphia start with several disasters in the first couple of weeks?
      It’s weird because in interviews he sounds reasonably smart, but then he makes really bad decisions.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 12:20 pm || Up

        Very rude of him not to tag first base, for example.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • 5Aces Aug 15,2020 7:42 pm || Up

        Good example pointed out by Grant. Why was the closer in last night with a big lead (and I guess theu are starting a long stretch) and why is he back in tonight?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 7:59 pm || Up

          Well, how many times is (was?) he going to get a chance to give the Giants a win?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:21 pm || Up

          Grant’s living his best life.

  40. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 9:03 am

    I have a hard time believing the Gnats think he is a good manager. I think, at most, they think he can develop kids until they get a core and then they go get a real manager. He’s their Bo Porter.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 9:32 am
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Aug 15,2020 2:09 pm || Up

      You’d think after the 95.7 debacle he might take a second.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  42. elcroata Aug 15,2020 2:31 pm

    Trump Campaign Makes Huge Digital Ad Buy During Democratic Convention

    The campaign amounts to “high-seven figures,” a significant sum to spend online in such a short period of time, and could top $10 million based on the engagement metrics of some ads (a few digital ads are sometimes charged extra based on engagement).

    Does anyone know how exactly this works? Is there a cap? If not, wouldn’t this be a great time for K-Pop fans to bankrupt the motherFKr?

    Because survival is insufficient
    • sslinger Aug 16,2020 12:51 am || Up

      I don’t know how it works but I’m getting a ton of Trump campaign ads on my fb feed. Surveys, donation request, all of that. Never seen them on my feed before.

  43. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 4:16 pm

    will olson ever get a single again?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 5:02 pm || Up

      BABIP at .087

      • andeux Aug 15,2020 5:04 pm || Up

        I wouldn’t mind him bunting against the shift more, depending on the situation. Leading off the inning would have been a good time.

        TINSTAAFK
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:07 pm || Up

          He’s pretty good and seems to like it, makes me wonder if management told him to stop.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 7:59 pm || Up

            He had that one bunt right back to the pitcher. Haven’t seen him try since, but may have missed one.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  44. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 4:18 pm

    Oh god, AJ Pierzynski is on this broadcast.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:05 pm || Up

      He’s not so horrible, not the sneering dickhead he was as a player. He’s clearly rooting for the Giants though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Aug 15,2020 6:27 pm || Up

        He’s trying to position himself to take over for Kruk or Kuip.

        And GTFOH with that story about a backdoor slider.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  45. andeux Aug 15,2020 4:20 pm

    In the intro they were saying Gausman is a strike-thrower (23 K, 2 BB this season), but he was all over the place in that first inning.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 4:31 pm || Up

      He throws strikes and he throws hard. That’s usually enough to shut us down.

      • andeux Aug 15,2020 4:33 pm || Up

        Looked a lot better in the second, unfortunately.

        TINSTAAFK
  46. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 4:27 pm

    Manaea mixing pitches and hitting targets nicely that first inning. If he makes absolutely no mistakes today he’ll be fine…

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  47. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 4:43 pm

    Hitting Machin

  48. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 4:48 pm

    a 2 run semien!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 4:50 pm || Up

      Barreled! And not like that Donnie Fake Name dude.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 4:52 pm

    Really annoyed at this Tromp guy’s framing. Mostly because it’s really good especially in contrast to how bad our catchers are at it.

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 4:53 pm

    This is the first I’ve seen the Sims-style fake fans Fox has. Like 95% of the crowd is wearing orange, adding to the awfulness.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 5:17 pm

    Get someone up, Bob.

  52. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 5:17 pm

    And now for our regularly scheduled Manaea Meltdown.

  53. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 5:17 pm

    anybody up?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:19 pm

    It’s like Manaea’s muscles stopped working right.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  55. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 5:20 pm

    Enough is enough. FKing hell Manaea.

  56. andeux Aug 15,2020 5:21 pm

    Bad pitch, bad fielding, bad relay. Trifecta of suck.

    TINSTAAFK
  57. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:22 pm

    That pitch was so incredibly bad.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  58. mother pucker Aug 15,2020 5:24 pm

    I wanted Manaea out of the rotation a couple starts ago. That feeling has only intensified.

    • lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 5:35 pm || Up

      He can still give you 3 decent innings as evidenced by today and most of his other starts. But the disappearing act is just not tolerable at this point so you need to put him in a tandem with someone else (I think it should be Smith).

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:49 pm || Up

        It just looks so correctable (from my couch). He starts losing reliable location, usually with the slider, and his mechanics collapse and he starts missing in hittable spots.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  59. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 5:32 pm

    be nice if kemp could get an extra base hit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Aug 15,2020 5:36 pm || Up

      .400 OBP though.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 5:44 pm || Up

        that is nice. But at some point he is just going to get challenged and not walk, i expect.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 5:48 pm || Up

          Yeah I also wonder at what point do the outfielders realize they can just play 40 feet back of the infielders.

          • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:01 pm || Up

            Didn’t end up working out for Pence, did it?

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  60. andeux Aug 15,2020 5:43 pm

    Manaea settled back down, but they probably shouldn’t let him face the top of the order a third time.

    TINSTAAFK
  61. andeux Aug 15,2020 5:46 pm

    Leading off the inning is also a good time for Matt Olson to hit a home run.

    TINSTAAFK
  62. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 5:46 pm

    Oly!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  63. mikeA Aug 15,2020 5:49 pm

    Sounded like a good turnout of A’s fans in SF cheering on that HR.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:02 pm || Up

      Not every day the Giants fail to outdraw us in a game at their park!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  64. andeux Aug 15,2020 5:55 pm

    Khris or Pinder for La Machin?

    TINSTAAFK
  65. andeux Aug 15,2020 6:05 pm

    Bringing in a lefty for Machin/Allen when we can just PH with better (ok, still not great) hitters seems like an error.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 16,2020 2:49 pm || Up

      Keep using LOOGYs against us please.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:55 pm || Up

        vince even figured out that was a mistake, and he even knew why!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  66. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 6:11 pm

    It’s time to rename the site Free Burch, right?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  67. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 6:23 pm

    I am turning into an old man with these strikeouts

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. andeux Aug 15,2020 6:38 pm

    Babe Ruf.

    TINSTAAFK
  69. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 6:39 pm

    Sigh, he’s human after all. His velocity was also lower that second inning.

    • lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 6:42 pm || Up

      Of course he’s injured.

      • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 8:02 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • mikeA Aug 15,2020 8:19 pm || Up

          That’s a fun second sentence.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 9:09 pm || Up

            Muscular nature
            So Athletics deeply hope
            MRI Monday

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • sslinger Aug 15,2020 10:02 pm || Up

              Haikus are for Fridays. But nicely done.

        • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 5:02 pm || Up

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 5:21 pm || Up

            The belly of the forearm is probably the most delicious part.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:19 pm || Up

              #COVIDgrilltips

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:03 pm || Up

        That’d be a real problem, given we heed 4 innings out of him fairly regularly.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  70. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 6:40 pm

    Crap

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  71. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:16 pm

    OK outing for Lou

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  72. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 7:25 pm

    Down to last two outs, I will now turn off the game and come back in 20 minutes.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:37 pm || Up

      good work

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 15,2020 7:56 pm || Up

        Unbelievable.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:03 pm || Up

          You aren’t allowed to watch any more 9th innings.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  73. andeux Aug 15,2020 7:26 pm

    Tony Kemp double!

    TINSTAAFK
  74. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 7:35 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  75. andeux Aug 15,2020 7:35 pm

    Gott im Himmel.

    TINSTAAFK
  76. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 7:35 pm

    THIS FKING TEAM

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  77. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:39 pm

    Who can play first besides canha? Can Kemp play center?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  78. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:48 pm

    never in doubt

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:04 pm || Up

      2 and 0 without Laureano. Now we know what our problem was.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  79. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 7:48 pm

    I only wish their fans were in the park to suffer through this.

  80. lenscrafters Aug 15,2020 7:51 pm

    Canha is awesome. The home run was impressive, but it was even more incredible that he took a couple of ridiculously hard to take pitches before that. He consistently has the best right handed at bats on the team.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:05 pm || Up

      i’ve been thinking Chapman is exactly the opposite recently. Which scares me.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  81. Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:51 pm

    If I am right, which I think I am, this is the first time the giants have blown a 3 run or grater lead since 8/14/2020

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 7:58 pm || Up

      in the 9th inning! dammit

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  82. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 7:56 pm

    Ed how do you do that research so fast?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  83. nevermoor Aug 15,2020 7:57 pm

    It’s not every day you end a closer’s career…

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  84. 5Aces Aug 15,2020 8:03 pm

    Forearm strain for Burch. FK curse it seems.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  85. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:04 pm

    Finally someone admits it.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 8:06 pm || Up

      Hit ’em where they aint.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  86. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:06 pm

    Do you have to though?

    • Future Ed Aug 15,2020 8:17 pm || Up

      maybe sunday. I don’t think this season you need to go back to back after 20+ pitches

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  87. mikeA Aug 15,2020 8:11 pm

    That Kemp double was probably one of the 5-10 most entertaining doubles I’ve ever seen.

    • nevermoor Aug 15,2020 11:32 pm || Up

      The thing about Pence is that even when he was good he looked like he had no business anywhere near a semi-pro league about 10% of the time. He kept that, and lost the peak talent.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • elcroata Aug 15,2020 11:56 pm || Up

        Hunter or Mike?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 9:47 am || Up

          had to scroll up to the op to figure that out

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • nevermoor Aug 16,2020 8:05 pm || Up

          Hunter. Mikeis more like 80%. He was going to lose Indiana as a republican so he agreed to bail and lose the VP race for Trump’s TV network. He failed at that too.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 9:48 am || Up

        I don’t know how you lose the ability to catch a flyball though. Its one thing, like me and jack cust, to never have been able to, but pence was a good outfielder and now its gone.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 9:56 am || Up

          Maybe he just used to be athletic enough to make up for dopey routes and poor judgment.

  88. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2020 8:42 pm

    Padres game ends with Jorge Mateo thrown out trying to score from first on a hit by Profar.

    • andeux Aug 15,2020 8:50 pm || Up

      “Team speed? For Christ sake. You get fucking god dammed little fleas on the fucking bases, getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big cock suckers that can hit the fucking ball out of the ball park, and you can’t make any god damned mistakes.” – Earl Weaver

      TINSTAAFK
      • doctorK Aug 15,2020 10:10 pm || Up

        I hated the Orioles back in the day, but damn do I love this Weaver quote.

  89. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 9:37 am

    I wonder if they tarped the infield at Oracle.

  90. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 10:06 am

    Today MLB honors the 100th anniversary of (the league’s own virulent and systemic racism making necessary) the founding of the Negro Leagues.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  91. andeux Aug 16,2020 10:06 am

    Please move the fences back out for Fiers.

    TINSTAAFK
  92. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 12:43 pm

    Currently raining pretty vigorously in the West Bay. Don’t think this one will start on time.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 12:52 pm || Up

      The grounds crew was just hosing the infield grass on the pregame shot. May not have been live.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 12:57 pm || Up

        This being SF, it is entirely possible that the weather three miles from my location is completely different.

        • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 1:14 pm || Up

          here in the mission, 3 miles from the park, there was some rain, but not much.

          I will say the younger’s “practice” at McCoppin was canceled due to rain

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  93. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 1:16 pm

    As humid as it is I doubt we have the usual warm day game carry.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 1:24 pm || Up

      See? Kept Olson in the park.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Aug 16,2020 8:06 pm || Up

        And Chapman in the 5th.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 2:35 pm || Up

      Good call

  94. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 1:23 pm

    Olsingle!

  95. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 1:33 pm

    khris….

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  96. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 1:34 pm

    KD is fking awful.

  97. elcroata Aug 16,2020 1:35 pm

    Man, KD is really bad right now

    Because survival is insufficient
  98. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 1:35 pm

    Even Barreto can’t be less of a threat than KD right now.

  99. elcroata Aug 16,2020 1:37 pm

    5 pitches before KD’s at bat were balls, four afterwards, and possibly both during his PA, yet somehow he managed to turn that into two outs

    Because survival is insufficient
  100. elcroata Aug 16,2020 1:43 pm

    Fiers showing Webb how to give up a run on a single pitch, instead of throwing 20 balls in an inning

    Because survival is insufficient
  101. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 1:45 pm

    Thanks Kapler

    • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 1:50 pm || Up

      that was…odd

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 1:53 pm || Up

        We bailed them out by playing KD, they bailed us out with shitty managing. Pretty even at this point.

  102. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 2:08 pm

    Well the bright side is that we should get plenty of innings against their bullpen. And their “good” relievers aren’t available.

    The bad news is that Fiers is no longer a major league quality pitcher.

    • andeux Aug 16,2020 2:27 pm || Up

      I was ok with Yaz’ weird RBI bloop because it least it wasn’t a blast into the cove.

      TINSTAAFK
    • ptbnl Aug 16,2020 2:38 pm || Up

      Maybe Davis can pitch and Fiers can DH

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Soaker Aug 16,2020 7:42 pm || Up

      After being bypassed for Hendriks and Manaea, I expect Fiers to start Game 1 of the best-of-3 vs. the Orioles.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  103. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 2:15 pm

    I remember thinking we had starting pitching to burn as the season kicked off. Well, we burned it alright.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  104. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 2:15 pm

    Might be a Mengden-Kaprielian day for us though.

  105. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 2:22 pm

    Wtf how did that not go out

  106. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:37 pm

    The giants are getting all the breaks and its only tied.

    Speaking of breaks, if the first two games were a double header, the A;s are 0-2

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  107. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 2:46 pm

    Chadtastic!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  108. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:48 pm

    i have this on an actual tv, the light right now is gorgeous

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  109. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 2:50 pm

    I think Kapler could’ve gotten his starter through the 5th, but whatever, thanks for giving us access to that bullpen early.

  110. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 2:58 pm

    I was hoping KD would get a chance against that guy.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  111. andeux Aug 16,2020 2:59 pm

    No more KD ever please.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 3:03 pm || Up

      I was happy with the pop up cause at least it gave Piscotty a chance to do that.

  112. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 2:59 pm

    Melvin need to Barreto KD. I dont like it but he has to.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  113. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 2:59 pm

    remember when khris davis could hit .147?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  114. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 3:09 pm

    Ferris Bueller inning

  115. mikeA Aug 16,2020 3:09 pm

    Fun inning.

  116. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 3:09 pm

    Fiers has a chance to get through the 5th.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  117. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 3:24 pm

    I may not need to skip the 9th inning today, but I probably will anyway since it’ll be bedtime by then.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  118. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 3:26 pm

    Great day for a Kaprielian debut.

    • andeux Aug 16,2020 3:29 pm || Up

      He could even get a save.

      TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces Aug 16,2020 3:54 pm || Up

        Not like that, he cant.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 3:53 pm || Up

      At long last. And there’s a bullpen role up for grabs, he could win a job.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  119. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 3:29 pm

    No ken and vince, that hit does not mean khris is back

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  120. ptbnl Aug 16,2020 3:29 pm

    LOL Gnats

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  121. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 3:31 pm

    The extent to which Piscotty crushed his homer cannot be overstated. He nearly got Coke on that thing.

  122. andeux Aug 16,2020 3:32 pm

    Giants play the Angels next, shouldn’t we ease up at some point?

    TINSTAAFK
  123. andeux Aug 16,2020 3:40 pm

    Best record in MLB.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 16,2020 7:41 pm || Up

      14-24 –> .500 which would be very close to clinching a playoff spot. The 2014 team finished 15-23.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 9:37 am || Up

        I’ve been thinking a lot about 2014 lately since this team is teAsing “best team in the league” vibes for the first time since then. Obviously the trauma of 2014 is still kinda there, because I can’t help my thoughts from straying to that ill fated season and trying to pick out any similarities and warning signs.

        I guess the scary thing about 2014 was how steadily the decline happened, and how unstoppable and unexplainable it was like when it was happening. It just didn’t seem like a team with the 4 top line starters and 7 all stars could lead to such sustained losing for 2 months.

        And of course there was a lot of blame on the Cespedes trade. I’m not in the camp that thinks it was the biggest factor, but it did matter a bit if for no other reason that he was healthy that year in the second half while it seemed like all the run producers on our team were not. And the injuries were really the crux of the issue – you see this lineup that Melvin trotted out in one of the most important games down the stretch (seriously 4/9 were Fuld, Callaspo, Parrino, and Sogard??) and it suddenly becomes very explainable why the team couldn’t hold onto the first half momentum.

        So I guess what I’m trying to say (and convince myself of) is that what happened in second half 2014 wasn’t as out-of-nowhere or inexplicable as it seemed like at the time. And that we shouldn’t make comparisons between then and now unless suddenly 60% of the 2020 team starts dealing with injuries. Of course at 16-6 with just 38 left, this current team is still at such a small sample size, and you’ll never know if they’ll be as good as the 30 games over .500 peak of the 2014 team.

        The bright side is that most of the core producers on this current version seem remarkably sturdy in comparison to some of the key guys on the 2014 team (knock on FKing wood). The one question is the current rotation which definitely has injury risks throughout. But with such a small sample of games played and games remaining, hopefully it doesn’t become an issue.

        Another bright side – On the current roster, I don’t think there’s a transcendental figure who (probably wrongly) gets more credit than he deserves for the team’s success that Billy can trade away for some ill forsaken “all in” maneuver.

        • mikeA Aug 17,2020 10:36 am || Up

          I don’t think it makes that much sense to blame the trade. Lester was great during the regular season and clearly better than Cespedes, although adding in Gomes maybe makes it slightly negative. The injuries (guys actually on the DL) were a huge factor, but maybe an even bigger factor was injury-adjacent problems with Moss, Coco, Kazmir that transformed them from stars in the first half to complete disasters in the second half.

          This team I think is not as good on paper as the 14 team was in the middle of the season. The bullpen does not have anything close to the talent necessary to maintain #2 bullpen status where they are now, and the 4-5 spots in the rotation look dicey. The position players give the team a pretty high floor though.

          Ok, here’s some more. The A’s of all teams had all of these players on the roster in one year:
          Sogard
          Callasppo
          Fuld
          Gentry
          Punto
          Parrino
          Billy Burns

          The above group accounted for about 25% of the team’s PAs that year! All of them had career worst years or close to it.

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 10:54 am || Up

            This team is deeper than the 2014 team was, better defensively, and doesn’t rely much on older or injury prone players. The pitching could be a house of cards, but that was true of the 2014 team too.

          • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 11:10 am || Up

            as far as the bullpen goes, I agree that many of them have over performed, and I don’t know what “#2” status really means, but I think its a pretty good staff and won’t turn into team dynamite in the next 60 games.

            Manaea still concerns me, he got more swings and misses saturday, but it was the giants, we’l see with arizona.

            Hopefully they will hit real pitching close to what they did this weekend.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 12:32 pm || Up

            God that’s one thing I remember so clearly about latter half 2014 – so many fking Callaspo appearances and how he literally couldn’t hit, field, or run.

            Of course we thought it was over when he left as a FA after the season but then we immediately went out and got a 30 million dollar Callaspo.

            • andeux Aug 17,2020 12:45 pm || Up

              When Callaspo came up with a man on third and 1 out in the 12th inning of the WC game, I remember thinking that it was the one and only time I was glad to see him, since the one thing he could do was make contact. And he not only made contact and got the run in, he exceeded expectations with a base hit!

              It was kind of like when Ted Lilly (another player I never liked) pitched 7 innings of 1-run ball in a clinching game against an absolutely stacked Red Sox lineup.

              Some players just aren’t meant to be the hero.

              TINSTAAFK
              • mikeA Aug 17,2020 2:37 pm || Up

                I wanted him to ph for Reddick instead of whoever he ph for against Scherzer for that reason…

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 11:24 am || Up

        I don’t know what you all are yammering on about, my notes show that the 2014 season ended on August 1.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 11:38 am || Up

          But I liked how the russell trade traced out

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Aug 17,2020 2:50 pm || Up

        Oh god

        • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 3:02 pm || Up

          This year they get the Angels in the preround and can’t beat bundy or canning.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  124. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 3:42 pm

    Why is Kapler leaving Belt in this game when he can’t run?

  125. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 3:45 pm

    Is it safe enough for a Barreto at bat or two?

  126. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 3:54 pm

    Welcome to The Show

  127. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 16,2020 3:55 pm

    That’s probably not how age 7 Kaprielian imagined this moment while playing in his back yard.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 4:05 pm || Up

      It could’ve been worse.

      • andeux Aug 16,2020 4:08 pm || Up

        Ruh roh.

        TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 16,2020 8:09 pm || Up

        First time in MLB since 2008. When the WS did it.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • doctorK Aug 16,2020 8:38 pm || Up

          Oy – I can just imagine hearing four consecutive ‘you can put it on the booooooooooooard! YES’ from the Hawk.

  128. lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 4:01 pm

    Don’t really know much about pitching mechanics but looking at that delivery, you can sort of see why the guy is always injured.

    • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 4:17 pm || Up

      I don’t understand how anyone under 40 can have mechanics that weird. Somewhere in youth ball had to fix that.

      I suppose they could have just figured it was working so why fix it.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  129. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 4:09 pm

    The Giants’ defense is a never ending source of comedy.

  130. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 4:09 pm

    LOLGIANTS

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 4:15 pm || Up

      Kinda just feel bad for these guys at this point. I hate the institution of “the Giants”, but these guys are just castoffs and AAAA tier prospects who happen to wear a Giants uniform. Most of them won’t be in the majors for that much longer.

      • Future Ed Aug 16,2020 4:19 pm || Up

        sucks for most of them they only get the 60 game pay.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Aug 16,2020 4:20 pm || Up

        I was looking at their roster earlier. It is sad.
        Webb and Austin Slater look like the only players who might turn into something.
        Solano and Yaz might be for real, but are late bloomers so not likely to have long peaks.
        Pretty much everyone else is old and bad.
        Do they have a good farm system?

        TINSTAAFK
        • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 4:27 pm || Up

          I think most pubs have them around upper third now, and there’s guys like Bart and Luciano who are potential stars.

  131. 5Aces Aug 16,2020 4:11 pm

    Assuming Vince thinks that RBI is the turning point for KD.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  132. Glorious Mundy Aug 16,2020 4:24 pm

    Oh Franklin

    • lenscrafters Aug 16,2020 4:43 pm || Up

      I’m starting to think he has a decent chance of going hitless for the season.

  133. andeux Aug 16,2020 4:25 pm

    Barreto managed to hit a ball fair.

    TINSTAAFK
  134. andeux Aug 16,2020 4:27 pm

    Pinder understandably confused by the Giants making a tough play.

    TINSTAAFK
  135. Future Ed Aug 16,2020 4:32 pm

    Dude, vince, I sent you that tweet about wilmer flores

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  136. ptbnl Aug 16,2020 4:39 pm

    3 grand slams for extras

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  137. doctorK Aug 16,2020 8:40 pm

    I almost felt sorry for Gott after yesterday’s game.

    Almost.

  138. ptbnl Aug 17,2020 3:16 pm

    UNC’s in-person semester lasted all of 6 days.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 3:52 pm || Up

      “Slow to recognize what should be obvious.” Lesser known meaning of name Tar Heels.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • andeux Aug 17,2020 7:34 pm || Up

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 1:02 pm || Up

          “No, it’s the children who are wrong.”

          • nevermoor Aug 20,2020 6:16 pm || Up

            Who could have predicted that college students would act like college students.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • colin Aug 18,2020 7:27 am || Up

      University of Cincinnati students moved in to campus this past weekend. I’m teaching online, but bracing for a surge in local cases.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2020 8:55 am || Up

        I don’t see any way that doesn’t happen. I’m glad that Primera is moving down to her Isla Vista apartment next month, it let’s her continue to get some of the real college experience even though UCSB classes will be remote. Plus we’re already committed to the lease. She is super conscious about COVID safety and won’t see friends now who are “acting stupid.” But any dense assembly of people is going to spawn outbreaks, so once she’s down there we’ll require her to quarantine before seeing us next, which probably means no Thanksgiving visit home.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • 5Aces Aug 18,2020 11:42 am || Up

          This has led to a couple of unintended “bright sides” for Lil Miss Aces.

          She has to stay at home vs the dorm experience she was looking for= $ save.

          She is doing virtual pledging for sororities which I guess is a much easier process than what they always do.

          Also,as a result of all the unemployment changes she got a nice surprise for the few days she worked a holiday job last year. Between that,scholarships, and financial aid (which Fullerton still has not completed) her 1st year is likely paid for without loans.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Aug 25,2020 12:05 pm || Up

      The doctorK’s are having a rough time with this as well.

      During the first week of classes (Aug. 17-23), 957 students, faculty and staff were tested on campus with a total of 130 positive cases for a positivity rate of 13.6%.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • doctorK Sep 2,2020 11:33 am || Up

        But that’s OK, we’ll still play a full Big XII football season.

        • andeux Sep 3,2020 10:12 am || Up
          TINSTAAFK
        • doctorK Jan 5,2021 2:45 pm || Up

          Incredibly, Iowa State managed to avoid any COVID delays while winning the Big-XII regular season (FK the playoff game) and then stomping Oregon in the Fiesta Bowl. I am genuinely surprised, given that Iowa’s governor is a objectively stupid person, and the electorate seems to be as well. Credit should be given to the coach, who kept his guys in line.

  139. Glorious Mundy Aug 17,2020 5:47 pm

    This poor guy.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:29 pm || Up

      Sounds like he’s known about it since last year, will just pitch through the neck soreness until maybe a more invasive option at some future date. I think that’s BINGO on the MLB injury card.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Aug 18,2020 3:27 pm || Up

      I remember when I used to have a C6.

      Seriously, that sucks for him. I hope it’s treatable.

  140. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 6:05 pm

    Collective action? Is that a thing or just what a reporter typed?

    It doesn’t look like anyone I know was a plaintiff

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor Aug 17,2020 9:58 pm || Up

      It means they coordinated but did not do a class action. E.g. if there are 30 Plaintiffs, they all have to go through the litigation, instead of having one be the active class rep.

      No idea why that was better in this case, but sometimes it is.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  141. andeux Aug 17,2020 6:24 pm

    I got a call on my home phone, text on my cell, and an email today all saying there might be rolling blackouts in the next four days.
    Now seeing that 34,000 customers in Berkeley will be included tonight. But for some reason they still can’t say exactly who or when.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 7:33 pm || Up

      I did not get any such notice (besides generic countywide alerts). So maybe that means my part of Berkeley is fine…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 17,2020 7:36 pm || Up

        I got a text. maybe ab email, i don’t read a lot of those

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Aug 17,2020 9:12 pm || Up

      No rolling blackouts tonight.

      TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Aug 17,2020 9:59 pm || Up

      The lack of information is absolutely infuriating. And my power went out mid-day today.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Aug 18,2020 3:00 pm || Up

      OK this is actually useful, and it looks like my address is safe for today.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Aug 18,2020 3:36 pm || Up

        Well, useful except the lookup tool says I’m in block 14C, but my last bill says I’m in block 5H.

        TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 18,2020 4:20 pm || Up

        Thanks, that is useful. I now know I’m in Outage Block 50, which I believe is shared with critical facilities which NEVER get rotating outages (in my case the senior housing adjacent to my back yard).

        PGE’s text today says that 16,960 Berkeley customers will be affected, which is quite a specific number. Also note “customers” = households, so 3x as many people.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  142. Future Ed Aug 17,2020 9:11 pm

    don’t turn me into an old man this inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 17,2020 9:18 pm || Up

      You’re not as old as doctorK but maybe catching up.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  143. ptbnl Aug 20,2020 3:03 pm

    A personal triumph … made it onto the Heritage Foundation hate-list!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin Aug 20,2020 3:16 pm || Up

      Won’t someone think of the white scientists???

    • Future Ed Aug 20,2020 3:23 pm || Up

      I love how they help amplify the message

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin Aug 20,2020 3:28 pm || Up

      He’s only a visiting fellow at Heritage. Think you need to try harder.

    • mikeA Aug 20,2020 3:34 pm || Up

      Huh, seems like you’re just recognizing our nation’s heritage…

    • ptbnl Aug 20,2020 4:12 pm || Up

      … and of course (a) none of us are top executives, (b) it’s not even what we actually said, and (c) it’s then conflated with Argonne’s internal training materials.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 20,2020 4:35 pm || Up

        Not top executives yet. A slam from Heritage can really brighten up a CV.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 20,2020 4:18 pm || Up

      Is this Cancel Culture??

    • elcroata Aug 22,2020 4:23 am || Up

      You’re #1 and you have your parents to thank for

      Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl Sep 11,2020 3:59 pm || Up

      All DOE labs have been instructed to stop all diversity training.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • colin Sep 12,2020 8:45 am || Up

        These people are such babies (no offense intended to babies)

  144. mikeA Sep 9,2020 10:57 am

    Orange is still a bad color.

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