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Games 14-16: Christ, what an * 281

Houston comes in for a series that could be important for playoff seeding.
Fri: Bassitt vs. Greinke
Sat: Montas vs. Framber Valdez
Sun: Luzardo vs. Cristian Javier
The A’s have the 3 starters I would want out there. Brave truth-teller Mike Fiers misses his old team this time around.
I haven’t heard of two of the Houston starters, but it looks like they’ve been good so far.
The ‘strisks are also without George Springer, who is out with a wrist injury.

281 thoughts on “Games 14-16: Christ, what an *

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 6:28 pm

    Altuve Springer and Bregman (yes) have all sucked so far this year. Their productivity, says Dallas, into the garbage can.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 6:28 pm

    fosse talking about jomboy

    I think i like this fosse

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 6:28 pm

    Reddick with short hair and no beard could be Greinke’s brother.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 6:31 pm

    ken said greinke was sitting in the stands to the right of the dugout

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Aug 7,2020 6:38 pm || Up

      Yeah, they showed that on TV.
      I just can’t help liking him.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 11:49 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 6:40 pm

    Martin? I admit to only having the radio on, but this was a misplayed pop out

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. andeux Aug 7,2020 6:50 pm

    Martin Maldonado: .644 career OPS, .842 against Oakland (119 PA)
    I still think we should have signed him just so we wouldn’t have to face him.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 6:56 pm || Up

      The Chrinios-Maldonado tandem the Astros had last year was pretty annoying.

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 7:08 pm

    Big contact from Olson and Chapman, now someone else.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 7:11 pm || Up

      That was not big contact Mark.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 7:16 pm

    Throw FKing strikes.

  9. colin Aug 7,2020 7:20 pm

    Flashing the Bed-signal

  10. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 7:29 pm

    murphy no longer uses the passenger?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 7:36 pm || Up

      He still was on the last homestand.

      I am looking forward to seeing the new Go-Gos documentary this weekend. How about “This Town”?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 7:45 pm

    Oh is that an Earthquake? No. Its Ramon!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  12. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 7:52 pm

    Sheesh

  13. andeux Aug 7,2020 7:52 pm

    Ugh.
    Ugly strike 3 for Chapman. Otherwise, mostly have to give credit to Greinke.

    TINSTAAFK
  14. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 8:09 pm

    Always have liked Grossman. Please dont validate that info.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  15. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 8:11 pm

    Maybe this will teach Dusty that he needs to stay with his starters longer.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  16. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 8:41 pm

    OK who’s hitting the slam this time?

    • lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 8:42 pm || Up

      Seems like it’s lined up pretty well for Kemp.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 8:56 pm || Up

      To give us a one run win after Diekmann is done.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 8:51 pm

    Not liking Myles Straw starting off at 2B.

    • andeux Aug 7,2020 8:52 pm || Up

      No worries, Diekman is pitching…

      TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 7,2020 8:55 pm || Up

      It will be Murphy for us, so presumably a pinch-runner whether the *’s score or not.

      TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 7,2020 8:56 pm || Up

      Having Maldonado bunt, followed by pinch-hitting a guy batting .158 is peak Dusty.

      TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 8:59 pm || Up

        Holy fk, thank you Dusty, home plate ump, and lord Chapman.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 11:04 am || Up

  18. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 9:02 pm

    Kemp is doing all the annoying things I used to hate him for when he played against us.

  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 9:03 pm

    Marcus did not look ready for that heat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 9:10 pm

    Bob upping the degree of difficulty in extra innings with diekmann/Wendelken

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 9:18 pm

    I wonder what our fans would’ve said to Correa after that painful shot.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 9:21 pm || Up

      “That’s not where the buzzer is supposed to go.”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 9:25 pm

    Come on. End this!

  23. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 9:27 pm

    Pathetic, how many Ks is that with a runner on 3rd now?

  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2020 9:34 pm

    Paredes was pretty nasty.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 9:46 pm

    Please win here I don’t know how much more of this I can take.

    • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 9:47 pm || Up

      I am pacing like its the playoffs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 10:35 pm || Up

        I was about to make a snarky comment about how it’s typical A’s results in the playoffs too when Allen got to 2 strikes, but I’m taking this as a sign that maybe things will be different this year.

  26. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 9:47 pm

    Think I might trust Kemp more than Semien right now to get the winning hit.

  27. Soaker Aug 7,2020 9:47 pm

    A bases-loaded walk is the only way either of these teams wins tonight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  28. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 9:48 pm

    mercifully it started at 610

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 9:55 pm

    Stop it!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  30. andeux Aug 7,2020 9:55 pm

    Isn’t it supposed to be us throwing at their batters?

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 9:36 am || Up

      Yes this ain’t right, both Grossman and Laureano got hit in especially painful spots. I hope Montas took note.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 9:42 am || Up

        Laureano’s already been hit three times this year. I don’t like it.

        • Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 2:41 pm || Up

          This is bullshit.

          • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 2:44 pm || Up

            Are we allowed “normal” retaliation on the Astros or is Manfred gonna dish out a ridiculous punishment for that too?

          • Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 3:31 pm || Up

            WHAT THE FUCK

      • 5Aces Aug 8,2020 1:14 pm || Up

        Didnt they hit us a bunch last year too?

        Hoping for a 15-2 A’s lead today so as noy to worry about it.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  31. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:01 pm

    neither team deserves to win this game

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:08 pm

    this is so dumb

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 12:16 pm || Up

      this is so stupid

  33. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 10:13 pm

    Davis is the last person I want to see here.

    • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:14 pm || Up

      do not swing khris

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Aug 7,2020 10:15 pm || Up

        WHAT DID ED JUST SAY KHRIS?

        TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 10:16 pm || Up

        You don’t put up a 50 wRC+ against right handers last year and it’s suddenly fixed because he had one decent game.

        • Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:19 pm || Up

          When that situation comes up again in the 16th I want Piscotty batting.

        • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:20 pm || Up

          he cannot play tomorrow

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux Aug 7,2020 10:21 pm || Up

            Lefty tomorrow.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:22 pm || Up

              sigh

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • andeux Aug 7,2020 10:24 pm || Up

                I thought he really had looked better recently (even going back to before the 1 HR) but those two AB’s in extra innings were just awful.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:26 pm || Up

                  I agree he looks better, but I don’t think he has the strength.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  34. andeux Aug 7,2020 10:18 pm

    New guy!

    TINSTAAFK
  35. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 10:19 pm

    Never ending

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  36. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:24 pm

    How many chances at the walkoff slam are we going to spurn?

  37. lenscrafters Aug 7,2020 10:24 pm

    Holy fking shit

  38. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 10:25 pm

    Never in doubt?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:25 pm

    I take back what I said about you Marcus.

  40. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:26 pm

    never in doubt. I believe

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:27 pm

    Game ball to Wendelken.

    • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:29 pm || Up

      i have been voting at fangraphs on the star of the game

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:32 pm || Up

        Bassitt deserving too.

        • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:33 pm || Up

          I did wendelken 3 bassitt 2 and greinke 1

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 9:39 am || Up

          Chris Bassitt may be our ace now. Three starts, WHIP under 1.00, no homers allowed.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 9:46 am || Up

            A season with all but two games on the west coast or indoors may turn him into Pedro.

            • andeux Aug 8,2020 10:03 am || Up

              He’s been quietly really good since coming back from surgery.
              208 innings, 125 ERA+ 2018-2020.

              TINSTAAFK
  42. Soaker Aug 7,2020 10:28 pm

    That almost feels more like a loss. What a horror show.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  43. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:29 pm

    did the A’s leave the bases in the 13th?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Aug 7,2020 10:29 pm || Up

      Loaded? Yes.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:34 pm || Up

        I didn’t ask what you were

        (but yes)

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Aug 7,2020 10:48 pm || Up

          It’s been one of those days …

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  44. 5Aces Aug 7,2020 10:31 pm

    * had to think this was the sure game of the series.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  45. Glorious Mundy Aug 7,2020 10:43 pm

    I just realized that Dusty intentionally walked the winning run. LOL.

  46. Future Ed Aug 7,2020 10:45 pm

    i can hear capitol corridor like its seattle

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 9:49 am

    Last major prep race today prior to the Kentucky Derby. Tiz The Law has been the best 3 year old horse in the world so far this year, and I expect more of the same. I’ll be trying to replicate my successful Belmont strategy of playing him on top of an exacta. On Fox at 3:00.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 12:18 pm || Up

      Oh a horse racing fan! OK, I’ve been trying to figure this out. Did they ever stop doing horse racing for the pandemic? The weird gas station where I buy cigarettes plays nothing but horse racing on the TV above the door (yes, it’s above the door where no one would look at it, like I said it’s weird) and they never stopped showing it. Horse racing, horse racing, horse racing. So did horse racing ever shut down?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 12:41 pm || Up

        Varied widely by track, state or even county. Some tracks never closed, others shut for 1-3 months, AFAIK they’re all running now.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 2:24 pm || Up

          I see. Was one of the ones that stayed open Golden Gate Golden Gate GOLDEN GATE FIELDS?

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 2:58 pm || Up

            closed for about a month.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 2:57 pm || Up

      $2 exacta 6/2,3,7. $1 tri 6/2/3,4,7.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 3:30 pm || Up

        Dominant easy win for TTL, he’ll be possibly the heaviest favorite in KYD history in a month. Short prices make me a modest loser on the race, but I’m alive in a pick 3 with the next race.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Aug 8,2020 3:33 pm || Up

          It looked like he started to veer to the outside out of the last turn, and I thought maybe he was getting tired. Instead his jockey straightened him out and he left everyone else in the dirt.

          TINSTAAFK
  48. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 10:49 am

    By the end of this weekend the number of games played by NL Central teams will be 16 (Pirates and Reds), 13 (Cubs and Brewers) and 5 (Cardinals).

    • andeux Aug 8,2020 10:52 am || Up

      So STL will have something like 50 days to play 55 games.

      Also, Miami is 5-0 since losing half their team to COVID.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Aug 8,2020 11:25 am || Up

        The Cardinals could also yet be on the receiving end of a series cancellation, if some other team in the division had an outbreak.

        I don’t think the Pac-12 is even going to manage to start its football season, but the plan for now is a 10-game schedule. A team must play a minimum of (average games played by all teams in the conference, minus one) to be eligible for the conference championship game, so for example if the average played by all teams is 9 games but one team is part of 3 of the cancellations, that team will be disqualified even if they’re undefeated.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 11:29 am || Up

          The idea of colleges that aren’t able to hold in-person classes asking students to play a football season is beyond absurd. But so on brand.

          • Soaker Aug 8,2020 11:41 am || Up

            I’m lukewarm on this baseball season, but the notion of college football is flat out disgusting. Jon Wilner has done plenty of reporting on the financial impact of cancelling a season of football; it’s all about that.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Aug 9,2020 6:52 pm || Up

            The headlines I’m seeing on this tonight are a relief. Going forward didn’t have much chance of working out.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 10,2020 12:07 pm || Up

              Ah, the majesty and purity of student athletics.

              • Soaker Aug 11,2020 2:36 pm || Up

                JAJAJAJAJA

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Aug 11,2020 12:37 pm || Up

              • AV Aug 11,2020 12:42 pm || Up

                was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor??

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • 5Aces Aug 11,2020 12:56 pm || Up

                  No-it was over when the Spanish flu ended WWII.

                  Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
                • Future Ed Aug 11,2020 12:57 pm || Up

                  KKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • AV Aug 11,2020 1:45 pm || Up

                  asvd

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • doctorK Aug 11,2020 2:51 pm || Up

                  Forget it – he’s rolling.

              • nevermoor Aug 11,2020 1:02 pm || Up

                Old white guy can’t see past his personal relevance/paycheck. News at 11.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy Aug 11,2020 1:24 pm || Up

                  Former Football Coach Thinks He Was A General isn’t exactly man bites dog either.

      • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 12:18 pm || Up

        Jeter must be so pissed that they’re winning.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 1:15 pm || Up

        Less than 50 days.

        • andeux Aug 14,2020 12:32 pm || Up

          Now scheduled for 53 games in 44 days starting tomorrow – that’s 2 off days, and 11 doubleheaders. And that still leaves them 2 games short of 60, but maybe the league decided that’s close enough.

          TINSTAAFK
  49. Soaker Aug 8,2020 10:56 am

    Shitshow of the Day should be right here in Douglas County. #BlackLivesMatter vs. Second Amendment Militia. It will be fun, I’m sure.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 8,2020 3:42 pm || Up

      And apparently this didn’t amount to anything serious, because not many BLM protestors showed up. Mostly turned into a Blue Lives Matter/Trump rally.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 3:47 pm || Up

        These militia idiots are terrifying, the chance of these random mouthbreathers shooting peaceful protestors between now and Nov feels incredibly high.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  50. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 11:05 am

    Happy to oblige, Dusty.

  51. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 12:28 pm

    That messi kid is pretty good

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 1:19 pm

    A Semien! I’ve missed those!

  53. Soaker Aug 8,2020 1:32 pm

    I was hoping for a full course of Framber Flambé in that first inning but we only got the appetizer.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  54. lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 1:40 pm

    Hm Frankie’s velocity seems a little lower today than usual but hopefully nothing concerning.

  55. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 1:43 pm

    take more pitches khris

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  56. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 1:53 pm

    take pitches this inning please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 2:29 pm

    I am once again asking for more run support.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 2:35 pm || Up

      no longer asking

  58. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 2:33 pm

    the good news is dusty will leave him in too long

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. andeux Aug 8,2020 2:46 pm

    Altuve suddenly looks awful at everything.

    TINSTAAFK
  60. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 3:02 pm

    DO NOT SWING KHRIS

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Soaker Aug 8,2020 3:04 pm

    Will be interesting to see how Bob manages the 8th and 9th. Diekman warming now, maybe then Petit? Or…Lou??? I don’t think he’ll use Soria or Hendriks.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 8,2020 3:24 pm || Up

      Would be 6 out of 8 days, and 3 straight, for Hendriks. Total of 69 pitches in those prior 5 games.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 8,2020 3:41 pm || Up

        Nice.

        WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  62. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 3:08 pm

    I mean, it’s gonna work out for him, but what is dusty doing leaving this kid in?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 3:45 pm || Up

      Dusty’s family was murdered by a gang of young pitchers’ arms. He’s had a vendetta against them ever since.

  63. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 3:08 pm

    Cal produce Collin Morikama has played himself into a 2nd place tie with a great round in progress. Complete with a GO BEARS scorecard wallet sticking out of his back pocket

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 8,2020 3:09 pm || Up

      go bears with marcus at the plate

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 8,2020 3:12 pm || Up

      I was watching a tournament a few weeks ago where he was wearing a red shirt. I get kids of that generation admiring Tiger, but just, no.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Aug 9,2020 6:46 pm || Up

        Collin Morikawa reads FK.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 9,2020 6:51 pm || Up

          Great win for the kid, that drive to set up the eagle on 16 was amazing, ended the chance of everyone else with that one shot.

          I did not see a single player wearing a red shirt all day.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  64. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 3:11 pm

    good luck in 2021 Khris. I will miss you this year, but you have to get right

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 8,2020 3:14 pm || Up

      I hate to make this comparison but he’s on a Billy Butler career path.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  65. lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 3:13 pm

    Ugh, wish Montas at least pitched to Correa.

  66. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2020 3:16 pm

    Tough-ass lefty gets it done.

    • lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 3:18 pm || Up

      9 strikes 1 ball – see it’s easy

      • andeux Aug 8,2020 3:24 pm || Up

        He left that pitch to Correa up but that’s still better than throwing 17 straight sliders out of the zone.

        TINSTAAFK
  67. lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 3:25 pm

    Ever since someone from the A’s bench chirped at the home plate ump, he’s been calling every borderline pitch against them and looking over at the dugout afterwards.

    Can’t wait until these FKers get their last bit of power stripped away from them.

    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 8,2020 3:46 pm || Up

      It’s like they don’t realize that the fans are cardboard. There’s no crowd to play to.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2020 4:10 pm || Up

        At least for the worst asshole umps, like Angel and Joe West, the fans don’t matter at all, it’s about asserting their authoritah over the athletes.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 1:35 pm || Up

          I was just thinking about how much worse the East teams have it this year having to deal with the Joe West/Angel Hernandez crew constantly.

  68. lenscrafters Aug 8,2020 3:36 pm

    FK off cheaters.

  69. andeux Aug 8,2020 3:37 pm

    Best record in the AL.

    TINSTAAFK
  70. Future Ed Aug 8,2020 3:37 pm

    yay.. tomorrow is gravy

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. andeux Aug 8,2020 3:42 pm

    Is ManChap trying to grow a mustache again?

    TINSTAAFK
  72. ptbnl Aug 9,2020 1:12 pm

    Gnats lol

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • doctorK Aug 9,2020 10:23 pm || Up

      I mean, I can’t stand them, but good God, why is Kapler playing Pence in the field? Or at all.\

  73. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 1:17 pm

    99 mph last pitch to Bregman

  74. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 1:59 pm

    A “Robbie Thompson” homerun opened the scoring according to Vince.

  75. andeux Aug 9,2020 2:01 pm

    That was fair.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 9,2020 2:03 pm || Up

      OK, THAT was fair.

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:33 pm || Up

        Indeed it was. Oddly, the first one looked fair to me pre-replay, so I’m surprised (and, as it turned out, happy) there was no challenge.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  76. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 2:02 pm

    Unbelievable they’re not challenging this

    • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 2:03 pm || Up

      I mean, 4D chess move to not challenge it.

  77. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 2:03 pm

    Ball don’t lie.

  78. 5Aces Aug 9,2020 2:04 pm

    I will now delete my partially made comment about not challenging.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Aug 9,2020 2:09 pm || Up

      I would not have deleted my comment to the umpire as I rounded third base. Do they have to send in a pinch-runner to complete the trip around the bases if you’re ejected right then?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 9,2020 2:52 pm || Up

        I think yes. Do you only get credited with a triple?

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  79. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 2:04 pm

    Matt to Matt!

  80. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 2:07 pm

    Jo Adell just pulled a Glove Canseco.

  81. batgirl Aug 9,2020 2:11 pm

    Matt attack!

    • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 2:14 pm || Up

      That was so satisfying. FK those fking cheaters. The only thing missing was Canha following with B2B2B and flipping his bat into their dugout.

  82. andeux Aug 9,2020 2:41 pm

    13 HBP for our batters, 2 by our pitchers.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 9,2020 2:48 pm || Up

      Yeah, somebody in a gray uniform is getting a fastball in the knee in the last few innings.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 9,2020 2:50 pm || Up

        Didnt expect it to be their P…

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 2:51 pm || Up

        Mengden needs some work.

        • Soaker Aug 9,2020 2:53 pm || Up

          Lou throws harder.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Aug 9,2020 3:23 pm || Up

        Bregman up 3rd in the 8th.

        TINSTAAFK
  83. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 2:55 pm

    Hahaha Altuve guess you didn’t know that pitch was coming.

  84. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:08 pm

    Nice swing, B*

  85. 5Aces Aug 9,2020 3:21 pm

    LOL Dusty.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  86. andeux Aug 9,2020 3:21 pm

    FK off Dusty.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 9,2020 3:23 pm || Up

      The Astros are doing the same as the A’s did, second series with the same crew. That and the losing streak will combine.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  87. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:22 pm

    I’m starting to be convinced that Burch Smith is actually pretty good. I haven’t looked up how much, but it seems like his fastball has a ton of backspin.

    • lenscrafters Aug 10,2020 10:25 am || Up

      It looks like this year he’s setting a career high in spin rate RPM, the exact same as Hendriks’s spin rate this year.

  88. andeux Aug 9,2020 3:28 pm

    Motherfuckers.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 9,2020 3:31 pm || Up

      10 games for Laureano, I bet. You cannot do that this year.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:33 pm || Up

        No, I think this will be more typical. The Astros were clearly the instigators and antagonizers.

      • Future Ed Aug 9,2020 4:23 pm || Up

        that is all I can think. Not having seen or heard anything other than he charged the dugout

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 4:25 pm || Up

          • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 4:29 pm || Up

            I’m going to be optimistic and say 5 for Laureano and 10 for Cintron.

            • Future Ed Aug 9,2020 4:42 pm || Up

              I’ve seen it.

              Before I ask about allen, I love how ramon is telling castellanos how to throw a curveball. Whatever suspension he gets should be discounted by that brilliance.

              now, Allen?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Aug 9,2020 4:59 pm || Up

              I will be shocked if Cintron gets more than Ramon.

              TINSTAAFK
            • andeux Aug 9,2020 5:00 pm || Up

              OK, this is the best take.

              TINSTAAFK
              • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:37 pm || Up

                That’s what brought me into this thread.

                My hope is 5 for Laureano, the season for Cintron.

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  89. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:31 pm

    This all stems from MLB protecting these cheating fucks and letting them feel like they can get away with anything.

    Someone fucking hit Bregman in the fucking ribs.

    • andeux Aug 9,2020 3:34 pm || Up

      Their hitting coach was also baiting him from the dugout. What bullshit.

      But Soaker is also right. Laureano just plain can’t do that, and now we lose our best player for a week.
      Also Aldrete might have done something to stop him.

      TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:36 pm || Up

        And what makes them feel like they can antagonize and hit players with impunity? MLB’s limp dick approach to this whole mess.

        • 5Aces Aug 9,2020 3:42 pm || Up

          Very much this. Also doesnt it seem like we do very little of the normal retaliation? I hate all this BS but it feels like teams (esp the Astros) think they can get free shots.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • andeux Aug 9,2020 3:53 pm || Up

            I’m opposed to throwing at people intentionally except maybe in the most egregious circumstances.
            This year it is now 14 vs. 2. Probably 80% of that is just that our pitchers are mostly good, and a lot of the ones we’ve faced are not. But these ones sure looked like they might have been intentional. But now we’re at a point if we do retaliate, it will just lead to more of our guys getting suspended.

            TINSTAAFK
            • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:39 pm || Up

              The fastball to Laureano’s back from the guy we traded for him had all the indicia of an intentional pitch. The second one had all the indicia of a shitty pitcher.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 10,2020 1:52 pm || Up

                Re the first hbp, note that the day before Dave Stewart tweet mocked Astros for the trade and Bailey “liked” the tweet.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 2:44 pm || Up

                  Yep. Second pitch of the AB, fastball right at his back.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:38 pm || Up

        Agree re Aldrete. His job to hold back there.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:37 pm || Up

      Cintron should have gotten Hinched in the intiail investigation anyway.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  90. Soaker Aug 9,2020 3:45 pm

    Allen vs. Maldonado looked like a goalie fight.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  91. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 3:55 pm

    Sigh..just realized a consequence of this is more KD vs right handers.

    • andeux Aug 10,2020 11:04 am || Up

      I would prefer to see Seth Brown, but you’re probably right.

      TINSTAAFK
  92. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 4:09 pm

    Sweep. FK you Astros.

  93. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 4:11 pm

    I never thought I could hate a team in the West more than the slegnA, but things have changed quickly in less than a year.

  94. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 4:13 pm
    • andeux Aug 9,2020 4:15 pm || Up

      Making himself the victim is part of Dusty’s schtick.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 4:18 pm || Up

        I really like Melvin’s kind, calm, ethical nature. But this is one of those situations where I wouldn’t mind seeing how LaRussa would handle it.

        • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:40 pm || Up

          I think Melvin needed to get himself tossed when they ejected ZERO Asteros. Why the hell not.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • andeux Aug 10,2020 3:05 pm || Up

          Umpires should have:
          1) Known the context and at least issued a warning, and probably ejected Bailey and Baker the first time Ramon was hit yesterday.
          2) Instantly ejected Castellanos and whoever was managing the second time he was hit.
          3) Shut down / ejected Cintron when he was yelling at Ramon, and tried to get between them before it got physicsl (as Aldrete should have as well). (Umps may not traditionally police what the teams say to each other, but if the league is serious about preventing brawls this year they could occasionally do something proactive to prevent them.)
          4) Definitely ejected Cintron after the brawl. That one is just unbelievable.

          And Melvin should have been out there complaining about their failure to do these things every time. You can protect your guys without turning into a Scioscia.

          All easier to say in retrospect, of course, but so much could have been done to prevent what happened.

          TINSTAAFK
  95. Soaker Aug 9,2020 4:18 pm

    Bottom line aside from the suspension, teams know they can get under Laureano’s skin. It also happened with the “you stepped on my bat” incident last year. Yes the 14-2 HBP needs to be addressed but he shouldn’t be the one doing it and especially not that way. He needs to grow up.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  96. 5Aces Aug 9,2020 4:18 pm

    Also Cintron didnt have his mask on properly. Should be suspended for that too.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 10,2020 9:34 pm || Up

      Literally took his mask off to make sure Laureano could hear him.

  97. batgirl Aug 9,2020 4:24 pm

    These fuckers. I am so pissed.

  98. lenscrafters Aug 9,2020 4:44 pm

    • Future Ed Aug 9,2020 5:14 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  99. ptbnl Aug 9,2020 4:45 pm

    Firefox doesn’t recognize the word “Eisbock” (I inadvertently froze a batch of beer I was cold-crashing), but it does knows me well enough to offer as the alternative “Bollocks”.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  100. Future Ed Aug 9,2020 6:15 pm

    this is interesting. I think i like it

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  101. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 9,2020 6:40 pm

    The Astros are gutless punks who can’t handle the fact that they suck now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Aug 9,2020 7:06 pm || Up

      This is an interesting angle. Maybe too tin foil hatty

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Aug 10,2020 1:38 pm || Up

        Speaking of possibly tin-foil hatty, it’s awfully convenient that Baker got himself run for arguing balls and strikes the inning before this all went down.

        TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:42 pm || Up

        The Basseball journalist crew seem to be nearly-unanimously pushing to blame the Astros for this. Which may help.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Future Ed Aug 10,2020 1:51 pm || Up

          I’ve been noticing.

          Also the jokes about joe kelly getting 8 more games

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  102. Future Ed Aug 9,2020 7:08 pm

    also, ken arnsman points out, grossman twice and laureano 3 times.

    All former astros, and grossman shouldn’t be hit righty on lefty

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  103. Glorious Mundy Aug 9,2020 8:08 pm

    • Future Ed Aug 9,2020 9:10 pm || Up

      I was so prepared to hate everything that guy does because sport commenters are always bad, he is a Yankees fan, he is popular with sports guys, but he puts out quality material and never seems to go over the boorish line.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 1:43 pm || Up

        I’m hoping he does some lip reading today.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  104. Soaker Aug 10,2020 10:02 am

    Big moment of pride for andeux:

    I can’t help hearing the Buffalo Bill theme song. A very young Geena Davis is in the opening credit sequence.

    ” frameborder=”0″ allow=”accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture” allowfullscreen>

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 10,2020 10:54 am || Up

      Yes, Geena Davis played Dabney Coleman’s production assistant in that.
      I would not have remembered that theme song, which sounds like very generic 70s-80s TV music.
      Notable to me is the “Talking Proud” banner in one of the shots. Now that is the iconic early 80s Buffalo jingle.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Aug 10,2020 3:40 pm || Up

        My knowledge of Buffalo is pretty limited outside of sports. That TV show, lake effect snow and Niagara Falls not being far away. I’m like the ding-dong whose primary associations with San Francisco are the Golden Gate Bridge and Rice-A-Roni.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Aug 10,2020 3:49 pm || Up

          You missed wings, but otherwise that pretty much covers it.

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 10,2020 5:18 pm || Up

            Even if your sum total of Buffalo knowledge came from Free Kraut you’d also know about this. Side note: what a cast!

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 10,2020 10:57 am || Up

      There 18 Tim Hortons locations in Buffalo, if anyone else was wondering.

      • andeux Aug 10,2020 11:01 am || Up

        Tim Horton was playing for the Sabres when he died (driving drunk).

        TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Aug 10,2020 11:24 am || Up

        I don’t think I’ve ever been in one. I’ve seen people swear to how great it is. I suspect I’d think the same thing as when I’ve tried Chick-Fil-A: they get excited over this? Why? The only fast food type place I can give stars to is In-N-Out, because you do get a decently tasty and filling meal there for about $8-$9.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Aug 10,2020 11:58 am || Up

          I think Chick-Fil-A is pretty good. I was a regular patron when I lived in Peach Bowl territory. Popeyes’ sandwich is significantly better though.

    • Soaker Aug 11,2020 10:23 am || Up

      Solutions to the “infrastructure challenges”:

      As for the visitors’ facilities, the team set up large-scale event tents in the site’s parking lot. Inside, the visitors can access a spaced-out clubhouse, training room, portable showers and washroom facilities. Outside, there is a covered weight room and batting cages.

      That’s not exactly “Big League”, is it.

      But here’s part of it I don’t understand:

      Speaking of the lighting, the existing stadium lights did not meet MLB standards for broadcasting nor were they suitable from a player safety standpoint. The Blue Jays, working alongside, Musco Lighting, an MLB partner, replaced all the bulbs in the existing posts. It will be supplemented further with two lighting trucks supplied by Musco.

      My italicization. What, AAA pitchers only throw 75 mph and then they magically gain that extra 20 mph when they are called up? Why wouldn’t MLB teams have contributed to funding for improved lighting long before this, including down to the low minors? It doesn’t need to be high def TV standard, but if player safety is an issue, man.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Aug 11,2020 10:45 am || Up

        One more point.

        Of course, it’s not a perfect situation for MLB clubs. The bullpens, for example, are located on the field in foul territory. The Blue Jays looked into moving them, but there was simply nowhere else to put them. The existing bullpens don’t have enough space to allow for physical distancing between relievers, so there are auxiliary areas in the stands and concourse where they can sit and stretch before warming up.

        “We looked at it with MLB as well and made the decision that we were going to keep them where they are,” Starkman said. “Not ideal but it is what it is.”

        This is a modification I would like to see at the Coliseum before next season. Bullpens on the field should have been abolished a long time ago. With the Raiders gone I think the A’s could remove several rows of seats down each foul line towards the corners, push the bullpens back into that space and fence them off from the playing field. They would lose several hundred lower-level seats but would also eliminate most delays when warmup pitches shoot past the catcher into the outfield, and also the risk of their Platinum Glove third baseman destroying his knee stumbling over the bullpen mound.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 11,2020 10:58 am || Up

          The rows of seats behind the pens are all hardened concrete from the original Coliseum construction, I imagine it would be a huge undertaking to remove them. What might be more doable would be to block off the pens with padded low fencing (think Fenway/Terrence Long but in foul territory). This would be at the cost of our fabled huge expanse of foul ground and likely unpopular with the pitchers.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • sslinger Aug 11,2020 2:18 pm || Up

            Isn’t there plenty of room behind the outfield walls to create bullpens there? You could either do the two-level kind in left field or two that stretch from the left field line to center. Right might be more difficult because of the scoreboard operations (such as they are) but that could probably be dealt with. I’ve always assumed the reason they weren’t out there was something to do with the Raiders because it sure looks like there’s plenty of area to play with behind/under there.

            • Future Ed Aug 11,2020 2:25 pm || Up

              Build them on the steps!!!!

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 11,2020 2:48 pm || Up

              It’s been a long time since I’ve been down there, so I don’t recall how much of the space there is available, vs how much is the structure holding up the bleachers. The idea seems plausible. Of course, no one is in any hurry to upgrade the Coliseum facility right now.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • Glorious Mundy Aug 11,2020 2:54 pm || Up

                I walked through that area last season on the way to an Access member perk of my kids getting to be at the finish line for the hall of fame race. It is totally creepy in there and would take a major clean up. Maybe getting the temporary raiders junk out would make it usable space.

                • Soaker Aug 11,2020 2:58 pm || Up

                  I’d guess a remodel out there a la what the Cubs did under the bleachers in Wrigley Field would be cost-prohibitive if it’s being amortized over only four seasons. The removal of six rows worth of concrete in Sections 126-129 and the equivalent on the opposite side didn’t strike me as that expensive but FSU suggests that’s a gross underestimate on my part.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Future Ed Aug 11,2020 3:12 pm || Up

                  seats where the bullpens are would offset any losses, I bet

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
  105. Future Ed Aug 10,2020 10:17 am

    My eldest is doing fresman orientation right now and they just said jerry garcia went there, So I looked it up and seems like an odd flex:

    Garcia attended tenth grade at Balboa High School in 1958, where he often got into trouble for skipping classes and fighting.”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Aug 10,2020 11:55 am || Up

      Lil Miss Aces went to a small school on the campus of Narbonne HS down here. They are proud to mention that Tarantino and Bo Derek each went there. Neither graduated from there however so it didnt make much sense to me.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  106. lenscrafters Aug 10,2020 1:39 pm

    Bassitt hits the nail on the head.

    • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 2:46 pm || Up

      If MLB wants <5 Astros HBPs next series, it needs to not protect that team.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  107. Glorious Mundy Aug 10,2020 2:49 pm

    I love Ramon.

    • nevermoor Aug 10,2020 2:52 pm || Up

      Good interview.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • lenscrafters Aug 10,2020 3:05 pm || Up

      “I regret charging him because he’s a loser” – FKing awesome quote

      • 5Aces Aug 10,2020 3:14 pm || Up

        Possibly taglined! (We’ll see if I did it right)

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  108. 5Aces Aug 10,2020 3:57 pm

    League office waiting until the last possible second to make their announcements. Can you still appeal like before? Do you want to try and appeal given the short season? I don’t think I see a better spot than now to take a week off, but if you can get it down to 3-4 games maybe?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Aug 10,2020 4:02 pm || Up

      They always appeal. Joe Kelly has pitched in 5 games since the incident with the Astros. The result of his appeal may be announced today, but meanwhile Kelly was placed on the IL so he will have to serve whatever the suspension is after the IL stint.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 10,2020 4:03 pm || Up

      Joe Kelly is still appealing his.
      (And went on the DL today, which is kind of weird, because normally players would just drop their appeal and sit out when they can’t pitch anyway. I guess some salary is at stake.)

      TINSTAAFK
  109. Future Ed Aug 10,2020 9:36 pm

    Dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 10,2020 9:42 pm || Up

      doctorK’d!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Aug 10,2020 9:43 pm || Up

        hey! nice

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Aug 10,2020 9:44 pm || Up

          But it could belong in any thread.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • doctorK Aug 11,2020 2:53 pm || Up

        Jeez – I gotta start posting in the wrong threads again.

  110. Ben Folds' Nuts Aug 10,2020 9:59 pm

    This is amazing. Especially the one fan who threw the last one.

  111. Future Ed Aug 10,2020 10:08 pm

    yup

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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