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2 Apr 2010  |  mikeA  |KOTD

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We’ve hit a single so far.

Wherein The Joker plays softball. The awesomeness of this show cannot be overstated.

34 thoughts on “Approximate Anniversary Post Featuring America’s Second Greatest Hero”

  1. nevermoor Apr 2,2010 11:59 am

    Maybe I need to program a shortcut code for QKS images. I’m not sure when I’ll have time, but it would amuse me.

    I’m thinking a button before “Close Tags” called “QKS” that dumps an appropriately sized one into your comment.

    Good idea? Stupid idea? Needs tweaking?

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  2. Leopold Bloom Apr 2,2010 12:12 pm

    So, seriously, how could they not have noticed that Adam West was a flaming homosexual?

    • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 1:47 pm || Up

      I blame their advanced theories of penology.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  3. monkeyball Apr 2,2010 1:49 pm

    I want to see Duchscherer start doing that madcap laugh every time he gets a swinging strike.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Apr 2,2010 4:22 pm || Up

      One thing I can report about last night: Duke sure didn’t give up a swinging strike.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Leopold Bloom Apr 2,2010 5:13 pm || Up

      That would be…mind-blowingly awesome.

      • salb918 Apr 2,2010 6:08 pm || Up

        I dunno, I think it’s important for Duke to *avoid* mental illness this year.

        • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 6:13 pm || Up

          That’s not mental illness — that’s showmanship!

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • andeux Apr 2,2010 6:14 pm || Up

            As a Beane-counting saberist, I think it would be worth it.

            TINSTAAFK
          • salb918 Apr 2,2010 6:14 pm || Up

            Jeff “Show” Manship

            • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 6:35 pm || Up

              I always loved that book about the rabbit who goes on the DL -= Manship Down.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • salb918 Apr 2,2010 6:43 pm || Up

                I loved the movie where the baseball player is trapped on the capsized boat – The Podsednik Adventure.

                • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 7:07 pm || Up

                  Or the one about the ballplayer who saves the world from annihilation: A Swiftly Tilting Plantier

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • salb918 Apr 2,2010 7:52 pm || Up

                  I liked Rajai, Run last year and I’m looking forward to Rajai Redux (although I’d prefer not to see Rajai is Rich).

                • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 8:09 pm || Up

                  I thought those were about Mr. Maranville.

                  you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
                • salb918 Apr 2,2010 8:29 pm || Up

                  Did you read the one about Michael Young’s struggle with hypothyroidism? Ranger with a Strange Gland.

                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2010 8:42 pm || Up

                  Booooooo!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2010 9:41 pm || Up

                  By which I mean, awesome.

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Leopold Bloom Apr 2,2010 6:17 pm || Up

            It might be equally awesome if he wore the face paint.

            • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 6:33 pm || Up

              Well, but then Geren gets to use the Springboard when removing him from the game.

              you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • Leopold Bloom Apr 2,2010 6:37 pm || Up

                maybe we can get BB to take on an Irish brogue for the day, play the chief.

  4. monkeyball Apr 2,2010 7:08 pm

    I hope I may safely presume that we all consider America’s #1 greatest hero to be Buckaroo Banzai.

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2010 7:19 pm

    Those prisoners on the team opposing the Joker’s team are the weakest slo-pitch softball hitters I’ve ever seen.

    And the writer who coined “the Joker sprung himself” gag deserved a Nobel.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  6. salb918 Apr 2,2010 8:35 pm
    • monkeyball Apr 2,2010 8:55 pm || Up

      SOTY

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • nevermoor Apr 2,2010 11:30 pm || Up

        I need to come up with something clever to say, but so far all I can come up with is “sometimes I like to stare down at my pot belly as I brew a kettle of tea. How do I like my tea? Black.”

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • salb918 Apr 3,2010 5:16 am || Up

          It’s like the episode of The Office where Michael Scott says of Andy Bernard, “How can someone have so little self-awareness?”

    • andeux Apr 3,2010 10:33 am || Up

      No baseball and no ass make LB something something.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Leopold Bloom Apr 3,2010 11:12 am || Up

        I think it makes me own a sign shop in Florida, though I haven’t cross-checked my math yet.

        • dmoas Apr 3,2010 4:29 pm || Up

          I think you forgot to carry a one somewhere. No baseball AND ass make LB own a sign shop in Florida. Without the ass, I think you’re in Texas surviving BBQ to orphans but my math may be off a little.

  7. nevermoor Apr 3,2010 10:32 am

    I’d like you FKers to bring it. Beating up on ** types is tiresome.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Leopold Bloom Apr 3,2010 11:11 am || Up

      Especially considering FKers are running half of it.

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