- FAILorina
- Welcome to the club of states who don’t turn their back on the sick and the poor
- iFSU, The Villages aren’t happy with you, sir
- Can someone show me in the bible where Jesus was unjustly accused of covering up systematic pedophilia?
- Ick. Time for me to start using this.
- Oh yeah? But who counts the counters, hunh?!? I’m going to file paperwork to incorporate each parking space in the city, and then file a class-action lawsuit to protect their rights to privacy. Better call Saul …
- Klein will eventually be fired for writing things like this.
- 11-year-olds, Dude.
(Hoisted from yesterday’s grillinkdump.) - Or, y’know, we could have sex while commuting, and even things out.
- Um …
- I found the piece so boring and predictable in its deliberate stupidity I couldn’t even muster a faint splutter of remonstrance.
- salb918, didn’t you once write something at THT about the cycle time/freshness of the batter? (And boy oh boy do truffle parmesan fries sound good.)
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6. I also now have this.
RE 13: Fog City Diner.
Re 2: Obama’s fault.
2 + 11
I imagine that when Raj Patel went on the Colbert Report, he expected to boost sales of his book. But he probably didn’t expect to be identified as the Messiah of a cult.
Those are some quality parents.
Find that Perverse Talent!
Bobby Crosby is so far not nominated.
9.
Hutaree bride?
Pants!
That may be one of the best things I’ve ever heard.
Taxes = social good.
I am waiting for Eric Cantor to decry partisan leftwing activist Matt Yglesias’ call for violent enforcement of conservative participation in the Census:
I just got an email from the school, which owns and manages the apartment building where we live, that failure to complete and return the census forms could result in a $100 fine by the government. Could this possibly be true?
Wow, it is:
no one gets fined….
Right, the link says that nobody has been fined since like 1960. I was just surprised to find out it was on the books at all.
Just wait until you find out about the tampon tax!
OBAMA URGES SAL: CONFISCATE PERIODS NOW!
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Gah. Redstate.
Good. The form takes 5 minutes, is a constitutional requirement, and saves the government having to pay someone to count you.
I thought this might happen. Chortle.
(fixed)
I see that has already been linked…
Uh oh, now the FK book will be infinitely long.
We could have it printed on a Mobius strip.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
(from the comments): “don’t blame the sign”?
Nice work, LB!
The monkey tow truck gang
That’s a pretty sweet prank.
So…someone put up signs that ended up both costing Glenn Beck fans money AND made sure they wouldn’t return.
I tell you, a person would have to know what signs to print beforehand, where the arena was AND he’d have to coordinate with Ronnie on which lot to tow the cars from. Sounds like a lot of logistics.
The best explanation I’ve seen is that it was probably a rival frat that directed people to park on the first frat’s property (and took their money!), and the frat whose property it was was all like, “WTF are people doing parking on our space?” and “innocently” had them towed.
or an unemployed liberal sign shop owner with A LOT of free time and a devious mind.
Unfortunately, “d-bag Angel fan” does not narrow down the list of suspects.
The 803% jump in LAA submissions from last year should have tipped off someone of Tango’s stat-chops.
Yummy foods: addictive like heroin.
More:
this explains my size.
6. I didn’t finish that column because halfway through, right after he asserted his “admiration” for the Pope despite his “distressing” complicity in the scandal, then blamed the whole thing on a conservative response to liberal permissiveness, or some such squirmy bullshit, I said FUCK YOU to the computer and flung my pen across the room.
I agree with JC. This is brimming with hilarity.
What’s going on with this guy’s t-shirt?
LMGTFY
Ah. Thought that was another “A” at the beginning of the second word.
You know what would be awesome? If the FBI team that nailed the Hutarees had t-shirts made with the mug shots, and a legend in Greek translated as “We came and got them.” (Alternately, the SPLC could have mug shot t’s with the original “come and get them.”)
“We came. We saw. We arrested their asses.”
Thoughts on the Clash of the Titans featurette:
1. Normally I would ascend my snobbery pedestal and make fun of this sort of thing, but I have to admit it looks awesome. However I do feel strongly that not having Ray Winstone in the film was a major tactical error.
2. My goodness, Sam Worthington is PUMPED. He appears to have remained in character throughout the interview. Example: “If someone’s gettin attacked by a Kraken, I’m gonna take it on.” Excellent. That is good to know. He also helpfully informs us that we can “make our own destiny” (just like Perseus, presumably). I am envisioning quite an energetic, unironic performance. I just hope his tan doesn’t look quite so sprayed on in the final cut of the film.
3. Ralph Fiennes’ perspective is somewhat more droll (in the “look, it’s a paycheck” sense of the word). He looks like he is about to burst out laughing any second. I’m sure there is a blooper reel somewhere with footage of him losing his shit every time he tries to say “Hades comes up from the underworld and suggests that humans need terrorizing” with a straight face.
Liam seriously needs to get rid of the porn stache.
This article was really disappointing after its headline. The word “heist” made me think of a midnight boob-vault caper.
How did they not use the term “breastitution”?
I guess they couldn’t take them back, huh?
Sounds like the plot of a porno.
“Hello, doctor. I’m here to return these breasts. I…just…can’t…come up with the money to pay for them.”
(into intercom) “Nurse, bring me the charts for Mrs. Juggs.” (removes glasses) “Well, Mrs. Juggs, those melons look lovely on you…maybe we can work out a way for you to keep them…” (cue bass-line-heavy music)
M’s waive Garko to keep Mike Sweeney.
So much for the 912th round of my draft.
GMZ: overrated.
They need someone to even out MB’s negative clubhouse presence. Brilliant move.
Personal cliches:
Expletives aside, mine would be:
– “problematic”
– “or [thing] or [thing] or whatever”
– “and [thing] and [thing] and whatnot”
– arrogance mitigating hedges: “I would say that …”, “I imagine …”, “maybe”, “perhaps”, “possibly”, “seems like”
– groups of threes in general; twos and fours never sound right, for some reason
I really use the word “really” for emphasis really often.
Hey, if it weren’t for arrogance mitigating hedges, I might sound…Uh oh.
On this website, you can fire off phrases like “useless dilettante” without fear of backlash.
A disdainful certainty of the superiority of one’s own intellect is an essential survival skill for the modern mid-level cubical farmer. I give my kids disdain lessons daily.
That must be where I failed at my last job.
well, personally I don’t think I have any of those. Granted, I may be wrong. But I think the majority of you here would agree with me that I very rarely repeat the same phrases over and over.
I think you say “riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs” way too much.
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Isn’t the entire current shadow banking system built on arrogance mitigating hedges?
I’m not sure what mine are, it would be interesting to dig it up. But that made me look up this quirk of language use, which I’ve been wondering about lately. I don’t remember it being common when I was younger, and now I hear it and use it fairly frequently.
That sounds right, but doesn’t it seem as though the agreement is less ambiguous than the divergence? When I hear people say it, they linger on the “yeah” and sort of race past the “no”; the “no” is almost a tic, a pause, something akin to “um”.
Also, I think it can take the form of “I see where you’re coming from” reassurance. Your conversational partner has drifted a bit, maybe they’re having a hard time explaining something, they can’t muster the right words but you get the gist, or maybe they said something that seems at first blush weird or wrong, but you understand the more nuanced point they’re trying to make.
In those cases, “yeah no” = “yeah, I agree” and “no, you haven’t lost me, you’re making sense, I understand”.
That blog looks really interesting.
I associate “yeah no” with Nicole Sullivan’s “Vancome Lady” character on MAD TV.
You watched MAD TV?
You’re made of sterner stuff than I.
You watched Howard Stern?
You’re made of madder stuff than I.
It often takes a lot of editing for me to get down to one use of the word “actually” per post.
From #11, Mrs. Palin-bits:
Well, Miz Sarah, so far it’s going pretty well financially.
S&P 500 close:
1/19/2001 (day before Bush inauguration): 1,342.54
1/20/2009 (day of Obama inauguration): 805.22 (-40.0% over 8 years, though that overstates the decline because the index excludes dividends)
3/30/2010: 1,173.27 (+45.7% over 14 months, also excluding dividends)
I did get my annual “Dear Mr. Soaker” letter from Anthem Blue Cross on Monday advising me of a 20.1% premium increase effective June 1. (I’m not in any employer plan; I buy insurance direct from Anthem.) I’m not sure what’s going to happen to premiums in the future (may have to dip into the stock market profits to pay an increase), but at least I know I won’t be rescinded the moment I get sick after paying premiums for years.
I thought about you yesterday when I received a catalog from Ebbets Field Flannels which included this beaut:
Uh … ok. If those are the reasons you want to identify, fine.
I think the reason it bombed in the UK and US ($50K) is self-evident:
1. It might have helped if they’d had Uma slaying wildlife from a helicopter in the trailer.
2. I just spent several minutes reading the Daily Mail. Anne Hathaway has a new boyfriend. Shia LaBeouf is “career-obsessed”. Cher is “showing signs of wear and tear”. Courtney Love is 45 going on 15: “I’m a great catch and he can be a bad boy but he loves me.”
1. Or if they had the kid go “full retard” — I mean, that role wasn’t going to net him a nom anyway
Mick LaSalleThe American majoritarian electorate is unimpressed withMiley CyrusSarah Palin,moviereality-tv star.Shooty said essentially the same thing of Bailey’s pitching yesterday!
Stanford women’s basketball–the last Bay Area team that’s halfway decent at anything–played a game to remember on Monday, and FK punching bag Ray Ratto was
therewatching on television.I didn’t watch the game so had no idea what happened, and found this to be one of Ratto’s more interesting and snark-free articles in recent months. And don’t forget the Sharks!
The end of that game was awesome. As a Stanford fan it was edge-of-your-seat exciting, and those two shots that Jernigan had under the basket just sucked all the air out of me. It was hard to even comprehend Pohlen’s dash down the court, because it happened so fast and seemed so improbable.
Blarg, why couldn’t this company be based in Oakland?!? I love how the base is a hamburger.
The M’s should do an Archie McPhee night.
I’m surprised they don’t require you to say the magic words *I can has* before you can get one. Oh, and there are little corners of cheese in the burger, making it legit.
I will go to Seattle for that.
Is that somewhere between clown college and Harvard?
I hope it’s okay to be an angry clown.