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Vladimir of the House Guerrero, Second of His Name, King of the Canadians 91

So cute.

Let’s ruin this party, eh?

91 thoughts on “Vladimir of the House Guerrero, Second of His Name, King of the Canadians

  1. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 3:34 pm

    Yes please.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 3:42 pm || Up

      I’m really curious about these axe handle bats he’ll be using. I would think they’d be more prone to fly or of the batter’s hands into the stands.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 3:46 pm || Up

        Doesn’t Canha use one though?

        • colin colin Apr 27,2019 4:39 am || Up

          I know that Mookie Betts does

          • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 27,2019 7:53 am || Up

            laureano does every once in a while. I don’t pay attention enough to know the split. But I know he has an axe handle.

            I have swung a little leage axe bat. they are odd, there is a little lip on the inside.

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  2. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 3:49 pm

    Khal of the Great White North, Breaker of Chains of minor league servitude, Drinker of Labatts.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 4:20 pm

    Yeah, Fiers is bad.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 4:57 pm || Up

      Especially his facial hair.

      • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 5:00 pm || Up

        that inning wasnt terrible

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      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 5:07 pm || Up

        Bad meaning awesome, obviously. That stache demands respect and fear. The pitches, much less so.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 4:27 pm

    What would we need to give up to rent Stroman?

  5. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 5:10 pm

    baseball is more fun when Khris davis is doing good things

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  6. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 5:11 pm

    Chad > Vlad!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 5:43 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 6:13 pm || Up

        FSU has been Stomper all along. How did we not see it?

        • ptbnl Apr 26,2019 10:03 pm || Up

          We always knew from the autobiography.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  7. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 5:13 pm

    I see no reason why Pinder shouldn’t be the everyday left fielder.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 5:21 pm || Up

      and canha be at forst untill olson returns

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  8. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 5:14 pm

    today, the baseball world will say the name…Pinder

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  9. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 5:37 pm

    Hitting against Stroman must be infuriating with all those awkward pauses.

  10. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:08 pm

    why does the A;s director delay so much? I want to see the tag, not the runner taking off, not the catcher throwing

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  11. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:10 pm

    wow. 100 pitches

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    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:22 pm || Up

      did you read the farhan article in the …athletic? chron? merc?

      there was a throwaway line about how dumb it is to not hit for a catcher because of a slight possibility of having to use the emergency catcher

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  12. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:26 pm

    so many tweets about the A’s game tonight

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  13. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:33 pm

    BB wendelken

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  14. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 6:41 pm

    Robbie Grossman? Robbie Grossman!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 6:47 pm

    That could not have been closer to going out.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:48 pm || Up

      pinder should be playing everyday

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    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 6:51 pm || Up

      can’t hate profor for that AB. tough pitch. also, he may have kept Giles to at most 2 games this series with the fouls

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  16. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 26,2019 7:00 pm

    Time for Trivino to come back.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2019 10:06 am || Up

      Or not.

  17. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 26,2019 7:00 pm

    dome on.

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  18. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 26,2019 7:00 pm

    Petit obliges all the hockey fans by ending things before the next puck drops.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2019 10:38 am

    Fangraphs AL WAR leaderboard currently has Chapman second (1.4) and Semien tied for third (1.3).

  20. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2019 12:20 pm

    Sogard is Altuve all of a sudden? That’s what’s happening?

    • Future Ed Future Ed Apr 27,2019 2:53 pm || Up

      it is just that you always destroy your old team. Like morales is doing.

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  21. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2019 12:26 pm

    Apparently Toronto owns us now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. andeux andeux Apr 27,2019 12:27 pm

    That seemed like kind of a dirty slide, but after Profar had already made his horrible throw.

    TINSTAAFK
  23. andeux andeux Apr 27,2019 12:29 pm

    Also how horrible a person am I for being disappointed that Profar wasn’t hurt enough to even come out of the game?

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Soaker Apr 27,2019 4:12 pm || Up

      You weren’t alone in that thought.

      • andeux andeux Apr 27,2019 5:23 pm || Up

        “I’m there, I just need a little luck,” Profar said. “I’m seeing the ball well, I’m having good at-bats. I just need to keep hitting the ball and they will fall.”

        No you aren’t.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Soaker Apr 27,2019 11:27 pm || Up

          The Aviators flip-flopped Barreto and Mateo between 2B and SS in the two games I was down there. Exploring the options I suppose.

          Had I stayed…I see the Chihuahuas are now up to 18 home runs in 4 games in the series.

          • Soaker Soaker Apr 28,2019 1:32 pm || Up

            That’s a five-game series, currently in the 4th inning of Game 5.

            El Paso has:
            51 runs
            67 hits
            21 home runs
            25 walks drawn

            • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 1:36 pm || Up

              Two more sky bolts for Skye Bolt today.

              • Soaker Soaker Apr 28,2019 5:36 pm || Up

                Slusser names him as a candidate to come up if Canha goes on the DL.

                I don’t know if he’s the food geek Canha is, but there was one semi-similarity: his walkup music is Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain”.

  24. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2019 12:31 pm

    I swear Glen and Ray babble about the new sliding rules like they’re just hearing about them for the first time ever.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. andeux andeux Apr 27,2019 12:45 pm

    Danish law firm Jansen, Hanson, and Sogard due up.

    TINSTAAFK
  26. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 27,2019 1:31 pm

    lol if they overturn this…

  27. andeux andeux Apr 27,2019 1:42 pm

    “They might have Hundley bunt if they were down 2-0, but not down 4-0”
    Hundley immediate grounds into what should have been an easy DP. Although to be fair, he’s probably capable of bunting into a DP as well.

    TINSTAAFK
  28. lenscrafters Apr 27,2019 1:45 pm

    Pretty sure all of Brandon FKing Drury’s hits are against us this year.

  29. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 27,2019 2:59 pm

    good thing trienen didn’t pitch yesterday, he wouldn’t be ready for the ninth here

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  30. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 27,2019 2:59 pm

    also, way to fuck up a 95 win team dave, william.

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  31. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 27,2019 7:43 pm

    At least my rays won. can we make this a rays blog?

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 27,2019 8:07 pm || Up

      Sure. Fosse and Man.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 28,2019 7:29 am

    63 minutes was long enough apparently

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    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 10:11 am || Up

      I’m still holding out hope that Leicester City, who just thumped Arsenal, can get a point at Man City next Monday.

  33. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 9:39 am

    Blevins traded to Atlanta for soda machine change. If he couldn’t make this pen, he must really be done.

  34. lenscrafters Apr 28,2019 10:26 am

    FKing ridiculous

  35. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2019 10:27 am

    OK this Sogard shit has gotten so ridiculous that I wonder if he knows what’s coming based on A’s infielder positioning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. lenscrafters Apr 28,2019 10:43 am

    Way to make the most of your opportunity Pinder.

  37. andeux andeux Apr 28,2019 10:43 am

    Pinder channeling Profar today.

    TINSTAAFK
  38. 5Aces 5Aces Apr 28,2019 12:24 pm

    We better not waste a gem from the Hound.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Soaker Apr 28,2019 12:37 pm || Up

      The A’s desperately need to see a team with crappy pitching like the Red Sox.

    • andeux andeux Apr 28,2019 1:18 pm || Up

      Didn’t we used to have a good offense?

      TINSTAAFK
  39. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 12:49 pm

    Still not going to get Treinen into this series, eh?

  40. andeux andeux Apr 28,2019 1:07 pm

    Soria threw 18 straight fastballs in that inning, and then got Galvis with a really nasty slider.

    TINSTAAFK
  41. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 1:10 pm

    Gross, man

  42. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 1:22 pm

    This Sogard business is getting downright spooky.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2019 2:00 pm || Up

      I’I swear it looks like he sneaks a late peak at the 2B positioning before the pitch comes in.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  43. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 1:36 pm

    Morales did a helpful thing!

  44. lenscrafters Apr 28,2019 1:57 pm

    Whoever has been doing advance scouting on the Blue Jays needs to be fired ASAP

  45. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2019 1:59 pm

    Argh

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  46. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2019 2:06 pm

    Disgusting series

  47. Soaker Soaker Apr 28,2019 2:07 pm

    I hope that’s the low point of the season.

  48. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2019 2:07 pm

    On the bright side we’re done with Toronto for the year.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Future Ed Future Ed Apr 28,2019 6:25 pm

    my god, I am glad I spent the day in stockton.

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  50. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2019 11:09 am

    Two-man bench

    • 5Aces 5Aces Apr 29,2019 11:49 am || Up

      That ties nicely with 2.5 of our players hitting .200 or lower. Jesus isnt it about time for some tantrum trades or something?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2019 11:58 am || Up

        Yeah can we make a scapegoat of Jeremy Giambi again?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2019 2:03 pm

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