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I’m starting to get desperate for news that the contending A’s have acquired somebody. Maybe a fresh thread will make it happen.

Talk about whatever.

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  1. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 12:53 pm
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 2:01 pm || Up

      I say yes.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 2:45 pm || Up

      Chirinos got 1/$5.75.

      If that’s the market for mediocre starting catchers, Lucroy shouldn’t be expecting more than one year either.

  2. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 5,2018 12:53 pm

    Missed chance to name this Cold Stove Creamery.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. MikeV MikeV Dec 5,2018 12:55 pm

    Zack Greinke has 3 years, 104M left on his contract.

    How much money would we want AZ to eat, and who would we offer to get him?

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • dmoas Dec 5,2018 1:04 pm || Up

      All of it. And Brett Anderson (even though he’s not on the roster).

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 2:48 pm || Up

      We’re reportedly on his no-trade list, along with half the league.

      It’s kind of a weird list:

      Orioles, Red Sox, Reds, Rockies, Tigers, Yankees, Athletics, Padres, Giants, Cardinals, Blue Jays, Angels, Dodgers, Twins and Phillies.

      • Soaker Soaker Dec 5,2018 3:08 pm || Up

        He does not want to pay California income tax. Or pitch in the AL East unless it’s Tampa Bay (huh?).

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        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 3:10 pm || Up

          No Florida income tax!

          • Soaker Soaker Dec 5,2018 3:13 pm || Up

            Yeah, that’s making sense, especially considering that the Rangers, Astros and Mariners aren’t on there. Or the Marlins.

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            • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 5:31 pm || Up

              i assume there are ways to minimize that.

              He would make $17M a year in California, what kind of hit would he take?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Soaker Soaker Dec 5,2018 5:49 pm || Up

                With a marginal tax rate of 12.3% (on incomes >$1 million or so) that’s about a million dollars just for home games. The Giants, Dodgers and Padres also play about 1/4 of their road schedule within the state, so another $250K. There probably are some tax reduction strategies for somebody making that kind of money but I don’t have much incentive to investigate that.

                Income tax doesn’t explain the entire list, for example Yankees but not Mets, but to me it suggests his first concern is the money, and pitching for a club that can compete for a championship is a ways down the priority list.

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                • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 5:55 pm || Up

                  Dodgers and angels are former clubs too, but royals aren’t included

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 5:57 pm || Up

                  And the Cardinals are. That should endear him even more to KC.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 5,2018 12:57 pm

    I’m starting to believe Beaneforst may 9n fact plan to go into 2019 with no starting pitchers at all, just 2-3 inning guys all bullpenning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Dec 5,2018 1:07 pm || Up

      I don’t see lightning in that bottle. But it wouldn’t surprise me if that ended up being their thinking. I really hope not. It’s not horrible for a stretch or in place of a 5th starter. All 5? Yuck.

      • andeux andeux Dec 5,2018 4:09 pm || Up

        Yeah, I’ve heard people suggest that within a few years traditional starting pitchers will mostly not exist anymore, but I’m not convinced that the bullpenning approach can work over a full season. Loads are getting spread out more evenly, and no one has 5 starters each going 200 innings any more, but most teams will still have 3 or 4 throwing 150 innings each.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 5:32 pm || Up

          there would need to be 2 more roster spots at least, I would think.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces 5Aces Dec 5,2018 1:23 pm || Up

      Whats…uh interesting I guess(?) about that idea is it could fit with when you have a bunch of starters that may have some limited capacity throughout the season but you definitely dont want to count on for 200+ innings.

      I dont believe you should count on any of them for any innings but until I get my team I wont put that strategy into place.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  5. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 1:52 pm

    $3000/per person for flight, games, and five nights in Tokyo. Book by December 15 and you also get two nights in Taipei for some reason.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 2:06 pm || Up

      the gift bag might have $2000 in it. Mght be worth it.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 5,2018 3:07 pm || Up

        I wonder if the fans in Japan are going to be annoyed about the craptastic team the Mariners are sending over or will be cool as long as Ichiro and Felix are out there.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 5,2018 3:17 pm || Up

      That would be different…but no.

      I did price the Cheez-It Bowl but also vetoed that one. Been to Chase Field, been to Phoenix a lot obviously, it didn’t make sense to pay up for an exhibition game. I did buy a box of Extra Toasty Cheez-Its and will have that at the ready for the telecast. Cheez-It Bowl money could go toward that Ole Miss trip.

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  6. MikeV MikeV Dec 5,2018 2:08 pm

    Goldschmidt -> StL

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 5,2018 2:26 pm || Up

      he’s going to love it there. a real baseball town

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 5,2018 3:55 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. aardvark Dec 5,2018 6:22 pm

    BP is unveiling a new metric, DRC+, which you can read more about there. I’m not sure I care too much about if big I do like this article about how DRC+ helps show why Mark Mcgwire was so damn good at translating his best skill into on field value.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 5,2018 7:33 pm || Up

      How great is it that the graphic on their “Introduction to DRC+” Youtube video uses Lucroy as the example of a hitter with a “Poor” DRC+?

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  9. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2018 9:40 am

    Paging Scott Boras

    Murray was asked by Tim Tebow, who is now in the Mets minor league system after being a Heisman trophy winner and first-round pick in the NFL, how he will go about choosing baseball or football.

    “I think that’s something me and my family will talk about at the end of the season and weigh out the options of what the NFL thinks of me,” Murray said on Dec. 1. “Right now my future is already kind of planned out, but we’ll see what happens.”

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2018 12:00 pm || Up

      Scott Boras here. How can I help you?

      Kyler Murray’s representative, Scott Boras, is the most powerful agent in baseball, and Boras told The Chronicle firmly Thursday that the A’s top draft pick will fulfill his commitment to Oakland despite speculation he might elect for the NFL draft instead.

      • dmoas Dec 6,2018 1:27 pm || Up

        It wouldn’t surprise me if he sniffs out the NFL. Since it’s the A’s, I won’t be surprised if he bails too.

        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2018 1:34 pm || Up

          He’ll play baseball in 2019 for sure. Bailing would be too big a slap to Boras and his uncle who works for Boras.

          But I bet he keeps feelers out to the NFL to see where he would get drafted in 2020. If the baseball thing isn’t going so well, it gives him another option. Hell, if it is going well having NFL options might put extra pressure on the A’s to call him up.

          • MikeV MikeV Dec 6,2018 2:59 pm || Up

            He won’t get drafted in 2020 if he goes to baseball next year.

            He’s also a borderline NFL prospect at best. He’s tiny. He’s listed at 5’10/195 by ESPN, which means he’s probably actually 5’9/185 or so. The odds of him being a high NFL draft pick are impossibly low because he simply doesn’t have the physical attributes that NFL scouts want.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 6,2018 3:33 pm || Up

              And MLB guaranteed $$$$ >>> NFL cut-at-will $.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
              • andeux andeux Dec 6,2018 6:16 pm || Up

                OTOH, after the initial signing bonus, MLB can involve 3-5 years in the minors and then another 3 years of pre-arb. NFL players can earn their money sooner.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Soaker Soaker Dec 7,2018 9:51 am || Up

                  Baseball America has a fairly extensive discussion of this issue, but I think the flaw in their logic is Mike’s point: he’s just not big enough to play quarterback in the NFL. Darren Sproles has had a nice career in pro football and that’s the sort of role Murray would have to accept.

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    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2018 11:41 am || Up

      • lenscrafters Dec 7,2018 1:58 pm || Up

        I’m so tired of the “will he, won’t he” drama. The simple fact of the matter is that a 9th overall selection and a 5 million overslot bonus should be enough to get him to commit to baseball. That the A’s so generously tossed in the one year of football caveat as well and took on all the risk (injury, lost development time, no compensation for the pick whatsoever if he decides to forfeit his baseball commitment) is quite frankly, ridiculous.

        I was uneasy with the pick when it happened not only because of these aforementioned commitment issues, but because Murray, the a baseball prospect, simply isn’t talented enough by most accounts to justify the risk. He’s not a generational Mike Trout or Bo Jackson level talent. He’s not even someone who’s almost assuredly going to make the majors. Most scouting reports had him as a boom/bust guy who’s a end of the first round/beginning of the second type talent. You rationalize it in your head that the A’s have some insider info that his true talent is higher than the consensus (which is fine, that could still be true) and that he is absolutely, assuredly committed to baseball (absolutely not true, as we’re all finding out now).

  10. ptbnl Dec 6,2018 2:20 pm

    Just had to move the car at the lab, and The Buzzcocks were playing on KALX.

    Walked back to the office with an extra bounce in my step … and then saw the news.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 6,2018 8:11 pm || Up

      it is sad. I am sad.

      Happy I got to see him with the buzzcocks (i mean, not till 2000 or 2001, but still).

      Happy that he lived and such.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV AV Dec 6,2018 9:09 pm || Up

        boooo! but that’s what happens when you’re a homosapien too…

        saw them with my college girlfriend on our first date. 1989 (november 30, setlist.fm tells me, though it didn’t include the set list) at the country club in reseda.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 6,2018 9:27 pm || Up

          they don’t have mine listed

          it was in seattle at a place that was condemned in the 2001 earthquake. so it had to be between 1997 and 2001. but there is nothing listed.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 6,2018 2:20 pm

    Can never have enough pitchers with questionable elbows.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 6,2018 4:35 pm || Up

      Speaking of which…this one is a gamble. (ETA: It’s the Red Sox.)

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    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 6,2018 8:11 pm || Up

      0 years at $10M Per? I won’t say no to that

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2018 5:03 pm || Up

      Like I said

  12. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2018 10:50 am

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 7,2018 11:26 am || Up

      just give the job to barreto

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2018 11:13 am

    I don’t like the sound of this at all.

    As an official sponsor of MLB, MGM Resorts will domestically promote its brand and gaming options across MLB’s digital and broadcast platforms, including MLB Network, MLB.com, the MLB At Bat app and additional fan engagement offerings to be jointly developed.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 7,2018 11:29 am || Up

      I can st at bat to take the A’s to take the under every 1.5

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Soaker Soaker Dec 7,2018 12:47 pm

    Hugh Freeze has been hired as the new head football coach at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University. An interesting choice because he was fired from his previous job at Ole Miss for using his university-issued phone to call escort services to line up rendezvous while on recruiting trips.

    The best part, though, is at his introductory press conference today, when he mentions his, um, unique relationship with Jesus Christ.

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  15. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 7,2018 5:14 pm
  16. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 8,2018 8:22 am
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2018 8:58 am || Up

      “It’s confounding to think they’d do something that brazen without a bird in hand for another outlet.”

      I certainly assumed when the A’s tweeted their fuck off message that they already had the next deal ready.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 9:26 am || Up

      Does Ken haul that 1996 model Trinitron monitor around with him everywhere he goes? Or maybe that’s the Giants saying “What, you don’t have a laptop? Well we might have something in the storage closet you can use tonight.”

      If they are truly Rooted in Oakland I think the only way forward, given the vagabond history on terrestrial radio, is buying and operating their own flagship station, filling in the non-A’s hours with syndicated programming and local college football and basketball. It makes sense to drag their feet on that purchase until Howard Terminal is a done deal. A one-year deal in the Bay Area, even on some crappy guinea pig powered station, bridges that gap, plus A’s Access includes MLB At Bat for 2019, and there’s SiriusXM (home games only for Ken and Vince on the satellite service).

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      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 9,2018 9:30 am || Up

        what confused me about that article was the reference to possibly streaming the games.

        Doesn’t susan know that is not allowed?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 9:40 am || Up

          The Gameday Audio component of MLB At Bat is offered as a standalone product ($19.99/season I think? I’ve bought the Premium product the last few years) and they could give that away to anybody who asks for it.

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          • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 9,2018 10:13 am || Up

            sure, but that takes action by the fan.

            I didn’t get the impression from the line in the article that the speaker actually knew the licensing requirements. I didn’t see the point of including that

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            • Soaker Soaker Dec 17,2018 11:24 am || Up

              New York Post link (warning, I suppose)

              MLB favors a plan to transfer in-market streaming rights from the league to individual teams, three sources close to the talks said.

              If they are leaning that way for video streaming, radio shouldn’t be a problem at all and the A’s situation might be a good test case.

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              • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 17,2018 1:20 pm || Up

                when is the A’s contract with comcast done? As I remember its soon.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Soaker Soaker Dec 17,2018 3:06 pm || Up

                  The deal runs through 2029 but there’s an opt-out clause after the 2023 season.

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  17. andeux andeux Dec 8,2018 3:06 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 8,2018 5:55 pm || Up

      I want to know more about the Howard Hughes autograph in the credits.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Soaker Dec 8,2018 8:16 pm || Up

        The Howard Hughes Corporation owns the ballclub, and is the developer of that Summerlin area including the retail complex adjacent to the ballpark.

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    • Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 10:24 am || Up

      The primary logo, shown in that video and on the home cap here, is FKing ugly IMO. I don’t see any sample jerseys yet but I wouldn’t be optimistic about that.

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      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 9,2018 10:45 am || Up

        looks like a character from the tick

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      • andeux andeux Dec 9,2018 10:52 am || Up

        I don’t even understand it. The lower part looks like a face. The upper part is … some kind of weird flight helmet (and goggles?)? Or a plane’s nose cone? Or a parachute worn on the head? A butt? And then I guess there are pictures of the mountains or something.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 11:30 am || Up

          I’m still looking for Mr. Roberts’ “L” in “LV”.

          The new logo depicts a modern fighter pilot, with the Summerlin backdrop reflected on his helmet visor. Not everybody on hand seemed initially thrilled with it.

          “I think it’s great,” Eric Roberts said of the new nickname and colors. “Southern Nevada colors, really fits where we’re at here in Summerlin. It’s an exciting new name, really modern and cool.”

          What about the logo?

          “You had to look at it a little while to see that LV in there,” he said. “But it’s pretty cool.”

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  18. Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 11:15 am

    Homophobia, it sounds like.

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    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2018 11:17 am || Up

      I do not understand why, after all of the times this has happened, a guy like Boras does not have a dedicated team that just goes in and nukes these kids’ social media histories from orbit on the day they sign the representation papers.

      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 9,2018 12:55 pm || Up

        2010-2013

        I don’t care how old you are

        It has to start with scouts. “hey we are interested in you, better delete all your social media history before someone looks at it.”

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        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2018 1:00 pm || Up

          I mean, it really has to start with parents. Especially parents (and uncles) as savvy as Murray’s are.

          • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 9,2018 1:12 pm || Up

            for sure. I know my kids won’t be saying things like that on twitter. though I don’t know what social media du jour will be there in 3-4 years

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  19. AV AV Dec 9,2018 2:06 pm

    from yaasss to sheeeesh to boooooooo!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. Kay Temple Kirk Kay Temple Kirk Dec 9,2018 4:05 pm

    I’m listening to the 1969 AFC Championship Game on YouTube, with Bill King on Play by play. It’s weird listening to young(er) Bill King. He doesn’t sound like the wise old man I remember. The call is still very descriptive and comprehensive, but as my attention drifts in and out, it’s HARD to remember I’m listening to Bill King.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 9,2018 6:23 pm || Up

      I’m glad the Raiders gave the Oakland fans one last great memory today. I’ve never really been a Raiders fan but I’ve watched them more than anybody else. As a kid in Walnut Creek I was watching the Immaculate Reception game live, so I guess the one today is the bookend.

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  21. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 9,2018 6:28 pm

    Harold Baines to the Hall….not sure about that one.

  22. lenscrafters Dec 10,2018 2:03 pm

    Winter meetings:

    DJ LeMahieu? – I feel like I’d rather just go with Barreto

    Tigers sign Tyson Ross 1/6 – I wouldn’t have minded Ross at that price point.

    • andeux andeux Dec 10,2018 2:19 pm || Up

      I guess LeMahieu is a good fielder, but he’s a career .264/.311/.362 hitter away from Coors. Trading for Gennett (younger, LHH) seems more interesting, depending on the price of course.

      TINSTAAFK
    • DFA DFA Dec 10,2018 2:50 pm || Up

      I don’t understand why we aren’t stockpiling low cost Tyson Ross type arms

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • lenscrafters Dec 10,2018 9:41 pm || Up

        A’s not willing to go above 1/5 for Lucroy.

        SuSlu doesn’t make it clear whether the A’s aren’t willing to do one 1/5 on just Lucroy or they don’t want to do more than that for a catcher period. If it’s the latter then…how tf are they going to get a remotely decent catcher?

        • MikeV MikeV Dec 10,2018 11:24 pm || Up

          That’s FKing ridiculous. Offering him a pay cut after last season is insulting.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • vignette17 Dec 11,2018 10:53 am || Up

            It is? He hit for a 70 wRC+, is older, and another year removed from a good hitting season. I’m not sure I would want him for more than that. I might prefer Maldonado at that price.

            • MikeV MikeV Dec 11,2018 1:44 pm || Up

              but he wasn’t signed for his bat and he was a fantastic defensive catcher.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • vignette17 Dec 11,2018 3:07 pm || Up

                Given pitch framing, I’m not so sure he was. He was passable, as opposed to Phegley who was passedballable.

        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 5:41 am || Up

          I mean, how ckose is murphy? I think maldanado would be ok too.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2018 9:54 am || Up

            On her podcast, Slusser says she has heard Maldonado is looking for three or four years.

            • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 11:36 am || Up

              makes sense, I guess. He is 33? 32?

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          • lenscrafters Dec 11,2018 12:36 pm || Up

            Best case scenario for Murphy is a mid season or late season call up. I don’t think you can also plan for him being a good contributor right off the bat.

            I really hope the A’s are just saying they don’t value Lucroy specifically for more than 1/5. If the plan is actually to bring in any catcher who would bite on a 1 year deal for as cheap as possible, then it’s not a good plan.

            The A’s are in a contention cycle right now and they need to bring in a quality option even if it requires multiple years and money. They shouldn’t sacrifice wins now just because they think they’ll need to make space for a good prospect. Interestingly, they seem to be in agreement on this with regards to 2B – we’ll see if they feel the same about catcher.

            • dmoas Dec 11,2018 1:16 pm || Up

              You can always trade the catcher after the Murphy proves he’s worth it. But their current plans seem a little dubious at best.

            • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 1:31 pm || Up

              i would prefer lowrie, I think, if we are going that route. he seems to be a positive influence on the matts, he seems cheap enough to cut ties with if it doesn’t work out.

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        • andeux andeux Dec 28,2018 5:52 pm || Up


          On the one hand, the market seems to agree that Lucroy is not worth very much at this point.
          On the other hand, it sure seems like having him back at that price would be better than the current situation.

          TINSTAAFK
      • 5Aces 5Aces Dec 11,2018 12:40 pm || Up

        Agreed on this. Especially since they seem gung ho on bullpenning. If you are going to try that you need a number of lower cost arms that you can rotate through and can give you 3-4 innings a couple of times a week.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • lenscrafters Dec 11,2018 1:23 pm || Up

      Seems like Lowrie is all but gone.

  23. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 10,2018 7:23 pm

    I’m kinda worried about Magary.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces 5Aces Dec 11,2018 12:36 pm || Up

      I’m very worried. The fact that there is such radio silence after that article tells me it is pretty bad. It would have been very easy for SOMEONE to come out and at least say “hey-it’s not life threatening dont worry” when everyone started reacting.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 11,2018 2:02 pm || Up

        Yes, and the few mentions there are (like this one) cause more worry not less.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2018 12:45 pm || Up

      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2018 1:02 pm || Up

        Just what a dead person WOULD say.

        Deadspin’s silence make me think there’s a legal risk component, say, if he mixed company-provided booze with co-worker provided fentanyl. Glad to hear he’s alive, at least.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2018 1:07 pm || Up

          Nice to hear that Daulerio is still invited to the holiday party.

  24. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2018 2:01 pm

    • dmoas Dec 11,2018 2:12 pm || Up

      I hope as a backup.

      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 2:31 pm || Up

        to phegley?

        My guess is depth.

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        • Soaker Soaker Dec 11,2018 3:30 pm || Up

          To Murphy. I hope he likes that Aviators logo because he’ll be wearing it after he clears waivers.

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        • andeux andeux Dec 11,2018 3:33 pm || Up

          My guess is opening day starter.

          TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 11,2018 5:39 pm || Up

        Welp

        • Soaker Soaker Dec 11,2018 6:06 pm || Up

          Of course they were “fine platooning Maxwell and Phegley” until March 12 so I’ll hold out hope here.

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    • lenscrafters Dec 11,2018 2:50 pm || Up

      Anyone remember George Kottaras?

      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 2:56 pm || Up

        didn’t he start a playoff game in 2012?

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  25. lenscrafters Dec 11,2018 2:51 pm

    Yes please

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 2:56 pm || Up

      this would be an easy pick up, yeah?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Dec 12,2018 1:45 pm || Up

        One interesting thought re: Tulo – he has two years 38 million left on his contract. If he’s picked up now for the league minimum, does the acquiring team also get his second year at league minimum?

        • andeux andeux Dec 12,2018 2:27 pm || Up

          I think it would be up to him – he’s a free agent and could sign whatever contract he wants, with any money he earned in the next two years offsetting what he is owed from Toronto. I don’t see any benefit for either side in committing to a second year, so presume he will sign a one-year deal and be free to pick his spot again next year.

          TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 12,2018 2:34 pm || Up

          i think so. Isn’t that how Pablo Sandoval lasted 2 years on the giants?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 11,2018 2:58 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 15,2018 8:14 am || Up

      I mean, why do I follow this team again?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • dmoas Dec 15,2018 5:46 pm || Up

        WTF. That’s got to be an easy call.

        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 15,2018 9:03 pm || Up

          It would be great to have locals canha and semien and piscotti and tulowiski in the lineup. Just hopefully not blackburn

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Future Ed Future Ed Dec 12,2018 6:50 am

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 12,2018 10:52 am

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 12,2018 10:53 am || Up

      Slusser was suggesting yesterday that the A’s might be looking at moving Barreto to the outfield, where he has been playing in winter ball.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 12,2018 12:58 pm || Up

      does he pitch?

      Morton 2/30 seems reasonable for the rays.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • lenscrafters Dec 12,2018 1:26 pm || Up

        Good for the Rays. Morton specifically was never really an option for the A’s because he wants to be on the east coast, but the A’s should be investing in pitchers of similar quality.

        Sounds like we’re going to cheap out though.

        • DFA DFA Dec 13,2018 9:16 am || Up

          I fundamentally don’t understand this strategy. Its as if you have a core of good cheap young position players and your strategy is “well we aren’t going to be in on high-end free agents, so let’s make sure to miss all the intriguing cheap arms too!”

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • andeux andeux Dec 13,2018 9:29 am || Up

            We were probably better off bottom-feeding with Cahill/Jackson/Anderson than with the late-signing mid-tier supposed bargains we wanted last year (Lynn, Cobb, someone else I’m forgetting). But that’s not really proof that it’s a good strategy. And in any case, the thin rotation definitely caught up with us by the end of the year.

            TINSTAAFK
            • DFA DFA Dec 13,2018 9:56 am || Up

              Happ has been worth an average of more than 3 wins over the last 4 years. Why weren’t we in on that?

              In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
          • lenscrafters Dec 13,2018 10:14 am || Up

            I think it’s just the same old story with the A’s: money. The fact is they have to fill 4 or 5 rotation spots. Even at the very conservative estimate of averaging 5 million to fill each spot, that’s still a 20-25 million expenditure on the rotation alone. Couple that with spending needed to add a catcher, 2B, another bullpen arm, and potentially a LF, Fisher is looking at total FA spending spree of at least 30-35 million for 2019 alone. He’s not going to want to do that.

            That would push the overall payroll closer to 100 million which is just not a number I see them hitting especially as revenue sharing goes down even more for next year. So they’ll trot out Beane and Forst, who’ll make platitudes on how they’re happy to be patient and bottom feed, and pursue cheap swingmen types as if the opener strategy is a legitimate strategy for a contender.

            I mentioned in a comment in the WC thread that they’re going to need to do a lot of work to support this core and rebuild the market. And that it means Fisher is going to be ok with taking a short term loss. Things could change soon sure, but all indications are that it’s going to be business as usual. Well, except for the 6th iteration of a pretty set of pictures for a pie in the sky ballpark proposal.

  28. AV AV Dec 12,2018 3:11 pm

    anybody interested in wax trax!?

    i have 2 tix to the documentary 7pm tonight but GF can’t go. join me?

    jello will speak after. not sure why jello. sure, lard. but why not al or connelly or anybody else we haven’t heard a thousand times already?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 12,2018 6:30 pm || Up

      ack. can’t.

      tales from the front, 242

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV AV Dec 13,2018 9:31 am || Up

        that front row of 242 is great. 2nd row and you already can’t see half the outfield.

        the movie was great.

        i got there a few minutes late, but they hadn’t started it because jello was a few minutes late too. i teased him about it while walking up to the theater and holding the door open for him. which felt… reverent?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 13,2018 12:33 pm || Up

          YOU ARE PROOOBALY ALL WONDERING WHHHHY MY OOOOBER WAS LATE, WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE TRIAL OF JEROME WEATHERS, WHO NONE OF YOU HAVE HEAAARD OF

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 8:18 am

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 8:33 am || Up

      Slusser says we could also lose Eric Marinez, a shortstop who got an 80-day PED ban last year and has apparently been converted to pitching this fall and is throwing gas.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 9:06 am || Up

    • andeux andeux Dec 13,2018 9:08 am || Up

      I just don’t get it. Even if internal scouting is down on him, surely the A’s have a sense of how other teams value him, and could have gotten something (more than the Rule 5 fee) in trade instead. (And OTOH, surely Beane/Forst understand that kind of basic economics, so … I still don’t get it.)

      Same deal with Fiers, if he ends up getting more as a free agent than he would have in arb, which seems likely, though less certain.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 9:22 am || Up

        I have to assume they at least explored moving him in a Laureano-type trade and were getting lousy offers. They might be able to get the same level of return if/when the Orioles want to send him to AAA.

        • andeux andeux Dec 13,2018 9:30 am || Up

          Sending him down would require not only offering him back to the A’s, but clearing waivers from all the other teams

          TINSTAAFK
          • dmoas Dec 13,2018 10:27 am || Up

            They’re not competing. He’ll stick regardless.

      • aardvark Dec 13,2018 12:50 pm || Up

        Don’t forget that teams get $100,000 for a player who’s selected from them. I have to assume they A’s would rather have the 100k than any of the trade offers.

  30. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 8:37 am

    Baseball economics are so weird. Lock yourself into paying the already declining player twice as much in three years as you’ll pay him next year?

    • dmoas Dec 13,2018 10:29 am || Up

      Baseball needs a complete restructuring of their economic system. It’s beyond broken.

      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 1:42 pm || Up

        Speaking of systems that are broken, an 18-year old should not be Rule 5 eligible.

  31. AV AV Dec 13,2018 10:15 am

    wait. radiohead but not devo or kraftwerk? does radiohead get to “radiohead” without going through devo and kraftwerk?

    def leppard but not MC5? ok, maybe. but not really.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux andeux Dec 13,2018 10:19 am || Up

      And surprise inductee Harold Baines.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2018 11:26 am || Up

        The Rock Hall Veterans Committee seems to have a British bias

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. lenscrafters Dec 13,2018 10:31 am

    Looks like the Rays are going for it.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 11:00 am || Up

      The Rays are better than the A’s. Might have been last year too.

      • vignette17 Dec 13,2018 2:10 pm || Up

        They finished 7 games worse by record in 2018. Their Pythagorean was 6 games worse. Their WAR was 5 worse. Their best position player was literally cut from the A’s and outperformed by his A’s incumbent. They were flat out a worse team last year, even if they had one better SP.

        They are being aggressive while the A’s are not. That’s disappointing. And the seeming cheapness of the A’s (except keeping Rodney, which WTF?) is at least worrying. But the A’s were legitimately a young and great team last year. They aren’t guaranteed to repeat as such, but they are definitely still a top contender, if one tier behind NYY, BOS, HOU.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 13,2018 12:37 pm || Up

      A lot of mariner fans will be pissed when encarnacion goes in the hall in an A’s hat

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 2:04 pm

    Yesssssss

    • colin colin Dec 13,2018 2:54 pm || Up

      LOLOLOLOL

      A couple days ago I was thinking that he would just pick Ivanka. I guess this is about the same.

      • DFA DFA Dec 13,2018 2:58 pm || Up

        Dont worry, we will only have 11enty billion stories about how they tried to prevent whatever the crime/white supremacy of the day is.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  34. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 13,2018 6:05 pm
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 13,2018 6:56 pm || Up
      Support locally made sausage!
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2018 7:04 pm || Up
        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • colin colin Dec 14,2018 7:21 am || Up

        Great American Ballpark is 8th worst in MLB, but I’m pretty sure that is because of the inherent danger of Skyline chili

        • DFA DFA Dec 16,2018 10:11 pm || Up

          What god forsaken place would claim that abomination as their own?

          In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 13,2018 7:11 pm

    So two people will testify that Trump was in the room conspiring to commit felonies. The willingness of Senate Republicans to ignore this will mark another new low.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 14,2018 2:36 pm
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 14,2018 3:07 pm || Up

      I was wondering where the hotel is going. West Grand and Telegraph, where it looks like there’s a Valero gas station now.

      Support locally made sausage!
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 14,2018 3:28 pm || Up

        How much did Marriott pay some 28-year-old MBA to come up with this shit?

        The Moxy Hotels brand is defined by its attitude – price is just a pleasant surprise. Moxy’s brand essence is best captured in Now & Wow. Moxy is spirited – always buzzing with high energy, interesting people and an energetic crew. Moxy is fun. Until now what the competition offered was tired and basic – stripped of personality. Inclusive and young at heart, Moxy challenges the status quo to show the world what “moxie” really means.

        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 14,2018 3:48 pm || Up

          ….

          Selfie elevators complete with props

          • andeux andeux Dec 14,2018 3:55 pm || Up

            Sounds like a fine idea, so long as the props include rotating knives so the elevator can double as an abattoir.

            TINSTAAFK
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 14,2018 8:53 pm || Up

          Can you imagine the metric shit ton of hair product in that pitch meeting?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 15,2018 11:44 am || Up

            We at the network want a hotel with attitude. It’s edgy, it’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a hotel that gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.

            • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 15,2018 12:28 pm || Up

              Does the staff wear baseball hats backwards?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 14,2018 8:56 pm || Up

          I am having a hard time finding what is new or innovative in that list of things moxy is

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV AV Dec 15,2018 11:37 am || Up

            early adulthood co-ed bunkbed luxury-pillow fights?

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • AV AV Dec 15,2018 11:40 am || Up

              or maybe that comes standard with the stanford pre-C-suite program.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV AV Dec 14,2018 4:18 pm || Up

      my office is right there. used to be the only 5-story building. now it’s surrounded by a lot more, all condos with street-level shops and restos. they haven’t even broken ground on all the projects yet. hanzel auto/body got razed 2 or 3 weeks ago and they broke ground there last week.

      1/4 burger across the street from the hotel is soon to go. the preschool in a former IHOP after.

      it’s gonna be like a ghetto for carpetbaggers.

      OTOH, keepin it real like, some guy got shot and killed on 600 23rd couple nights ago. and there were a dozen folks involved in a brawl outside the legionnaire last weekend, with 2 left unconscious in puddles of blood. so i hear from the intra-building email, but i haven’t found anything in the news about it.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 14,2018 9:00 pm || Up

        cool. there hasn’t been a shooting around me for a couple years, but since my asshole* neighbor is moving I can’t wait to tell prospective buyers that the cracks in the stucco out front is not from structural damage, just bullet strikes. I figure I can’t get to all the bidders, but I can prevent a bidding war.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. lenscrafters Dec 16,2018 2:52 pm

    Getting Wilson Ramos for this deal would’ve been great.

    • DFA DFA Dec 16,2018 10:14 pm || Up

      came her to say this… we have to be on these deals… why aren’t we spending this kind of money on in need positions?

      In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • dmoas Dec 17,2018 10:46 am || Up

        I wonder if they have been but keep promoting their opener thing and turning people away.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2018 8:51 am || Up

      Another east coast guy.

      • DFA DFA Dec 18,2018 10:27 am || Up

        Sure, but considering the need why not 2/24 or add a vesting 3 year?

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
  38. ptbnl Dec 16,2018 4:08 pm

    I’m prepared to take Giuliani up on his offer of a Trump/Mueller interview over his dead body.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • dmoas Dec 17,2018 10:47 am || Up

      I hear there is someone who could get away with shooting a man on 5th avenue.

  39. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 17,2018 2:20 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 17,2018 2:29 pm || Up

      Wow, that is appalling.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 17,2018 3:24 pm || Up

      I wish it were just the olds that are terrible.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 17,2018 2:26 pm
    • lenscrafters Dec 17,2018 2:44 pm || Up

      “I only wanted him to screw over other people. I didn’t expect him to screw me over.”

      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 17,2018 2:54 pm || Up

        “Sure, Trump said 50,000 times that he would build a wall right through here, but I was sure that if he tried the Republican Party would step in to save the butterflies.”

        • dmoas Dec 17,2018 3:18 pm || Up

          The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.

  41. ptbnl Dec 18,2018 7:29 am

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  42. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2018 9:16 am

  43. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2018 12:45 pm

    The Rays’ attempt to move to the other side of Tampa Bay appears to be over.

    Moving to the other side of the continent has to be in play now.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 18,2018 2:23 pm || Up

      “Say, Wendle, on your way out could you do me a favor and toss these pictures into the dumpster?”

      Support locally made sausage!
    • dmoas Dec 18,2018 3:05 pm || Up

      At least the A’s have one more site to work with when their next version fails. AND the site is still good to build on and would get easy approval.

  44. MikeV MikeV Dec 18,2018 1:56 pm

    I feel horrible for laughing.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 18,2018 7:58 pm || Up

      Whoever wrote that question better be under 5 as to not remember Aurora

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 18,2018 6:01 pm

    Matt Harvey to Angels for 1/11 + incentives

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 18,2018 7:59 pm || Up

      hopefully he teaches trout how to party.

      Also, i wonder if he knows he is not going to play in los angeles

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2018 10:09 am || Up

        He’ll be knocking back shots with Goofy and Buzz Lightyear at the secret Disneyland bar.

  46. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2018 10:08 am

    • dmoas Dec 19,2018 10:36 am || Up

      Still Safeco to me.

      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 19,2018 10:39 am || Up

        T-Mobile Park sounds like a place to set up your Double Wide.

      • Jennifer Jennifer Dec 23,2018 6:15 pm || Up

        At least I’ll be dead before it changes names again.

  47. andeux andeux Dec 19,2018 11:27 am


    Following in the footsteps of Rob Johnson, J.P. Losman, Trent Edwards, E.J. Manuel, and A.J. McCarron

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2018 1:34 pm || Up

      Those who cannot remember watch tape of the past are damned to repeat it go 0-16 playing all road games.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • MikeV MikeV Dec 19,2018 2:28 pm || Up

      Congratulations to Colin Kapernick for winning his case.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 19,2018 3:48 pm || Up

      They made Reggie McKenzie walk the plank so Jon Gruden could make personnel decisions like that?

      Support locally made sausage!
  48. ptbnl Dec 19,2018 1:22 pm

    So the A’s have cleverly just been waiting to sign nothing but Cubans?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 19,2018 1:31 pm || Up

      To paraphrase Glorious Mundy (I think), I’m grateful to have lived to see the day when Cuban Supermen walked among us and became cheap enough to come to Oakland.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux andeux Dec 19,2018 1:44 pm || Up

      Or Yusei Kikuchi.

      TINSTAAFK
  49. andeux andeux Dec 19,2018 5:24 pm

    TINSTAAFK
  50. colin colin Dec 20,2018 8:59 am

    Angels strategy is to sign all the scrap heap starters before the A’s get to them.

    • 5Aces 5Aces Dec 20,2018 10:29 am || Up

      Well it sounds stronger than our apparent strategy of holding open tryouts on 2/16/19.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 20,2018 10:37 am || Up

        I’m gonna start working on my knuckle ball.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Dec 20,2018 11:29 am || Up

      I feel like that’s an extreme overpay.

  51. ptbnl Dec 20,2018 11:45 am

    Just completed a 5-hour online Department of State training that is now required for any foreign travel … now I know how to escape from a minefield, how to search a room for an IED, where to shelter from a blast, and the legal requirement to remain patriotic when taken hostage.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV AV Dec 20,2018 11:49 am || Up

      very interested to hear the last one. name, rank, and twitter handle?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  52. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2018 2:56 pm

    First A’s fan presidential candidate?

  53. Future Ed Future Ed Dec 20,2018 3:04 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  54. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 20,2018 9:45 pm

    • mother pucker Dec 20,2018 9:54 pm || Up

      The ESPN headline has it at 2 years / 15 mil. Why?

  55. lenscrafters Dec 21,2018 8:06 am

    We’re getting Profar.

    • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 21,2018 9:30 am || Up

      I like this a lot.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2018 9:34 am || Up

        The Jurickson store called, they’re running out of you!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • colin colin Dec 21,2018 9:37 am || Up

        Yeah, it seems like a pretty good way to deal with the 2B hole and also adds positional flexibility. I assume both Profar and Pinder will be on the roster and between the two of them can cover pretty much any position except catcher.

        Speaking of catcher, I hope the A’s aren’t done shopping for that position. But obviously starting pitchers should be priorities 1 through 7 right now.

        • MikeV MikeV Dec 21,2018 9:41 am || Up

          Speaking of catcher, I hope the A’s aren’t done shopping for that position. But obviously starting pitchers should be priorities 1 through 7 right now.

          Uh, HELLO, they just traded away Pagan. Need 4 more relievers.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 21,2018 9:42 am || Up

          It also feels like a sell-high on Eli White, whose best case is probably what Profar was last year and who is only one year younger than Profar(!).

          And while I think Pagan still has potential that the Rays could tap into, I’m not sad to see the back of him.

          • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 21,2018 10:01 am || Up

            the rays fixed font, and Pagan has the look the rays love

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 21,2018 10:03 am || Up

              Did they?

              • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 21,2018 1:55 pm || Up

                am I crazy? I thought he pitched well in the second half, but BR says he didn’t play at all

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • andeux andeux Dec 21,2018 2:21 pm || Up

                  He made a few surprisingly good starts, and then got hurt.

                  TINSTAAFK
          • DFA DFA Dec 21,2018 11:33 am || Up

            Should have read down.

            In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
      • DFA DFA Dec 21,2018 11:32 am || Up

        as do I. A reliever and a MI prospect that is a year younger than Profar and still in AA. Yes please

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 21,2018 10:04 am || Up

      Going back and searching the ancient FK comments for “Profar”, there are a ton of them in 2012 and 2013 saying how the A’s need to get him. Then between September 2014 and July 2018 he is mentioned in exactly one comment.

      Of the Trade for Profar comments the highlight would have to be:

      DFA — Jun 27,2013 11:56 am

      I would give my left nut for the A’s to have Jurickson Profar

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      • dmoas Dec 21,2018 2:36 pm || Up

        Damn. Ms. DFA is going to miss Lefty.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2018 3:13 pm || Up

          But enough about Madison Bumgarner.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • DFA DFA Dec 21,2018 4:31 pm || Up

        really would wonder about the context for that.

        Also shitting on Grant Green in that thread seems to have been my 2nd best baseball prognostication.

        In play, run(s)! Talk dirty to me gamecast, talk dirty. - Nevermoor
        • Soaker Soaker Dec 21,2018 4:53 pm || Up

          Profar was age 20 at the time, playing in his 47th major league game. His 4th career home run, in the 5th inning, gave Texas a 2-0 lead which was the eventual final score. The Yankees lineup that day isn’t really all that impressive.

          I notice we’re talking about the impending death of FK at the very top of that Lounge. I know I was prominently involved in one more big fight later than that but I think we’ve all grown up a little bit in the last few years.

          Support locally made sausage!
  56. MikeV MikeV Dec 21,2018 9:28 am

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  57. vignette17 Dec 21,2018 9:42 am

    Two pretty solid moves today. Love the Profar deal and there’s always room for fantastic relievers. Now if only we could get Kikuchi. And then one of Fowler/Martini/Canha for a starter. And a catcher. And Sonny/Stroman. Is that so much to ask?

  58. MikeV MikeV Dec 21,2018 9:53 am

    translation: we’re cheap as FK

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 21,2018 10:06 am || Up

      the time is now to spend. there isn’t a lot I supposed. Keuchel?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Soaker Dec 21,2018 10:10 am || Up

      The A’s do have the advantage that reclamation project type pitchers love the idea of pitching half their games in the Coliseum for a season. Look what that did for Trevor Cahill.

      Support locally made sausage!
  59. sslinger Dec 21,2018 10:09 am

    Happy solstice, FKers!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2018 5:15 pm || Up

      You too! Time to break out the discount tent!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  60. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 21,2018 11:42 am

    Source from which team though? Also: LOL

    • vignette17 Dec 21,2018 11:52 am || Up

      That’s gotta be the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. I think both the Raiders and Giants should pursue it.

      • Soaker Soaker Dec 21,2018 12:45 pm || Up

        Cal played there when Memorial Stadium was unavailable in 2011 due to the renovations. The Bears only played one game at AT&T while the Giants season was still underway though. They played one game at Candlestick in September and four at AT&T after the Giants were through.

        Support locally made sausage!
      • dmoas Dec 21,2018 2:38 pm || Up

        What a match.

    • MikeV MikeV Dec 21,2018 9:25 pm || Up

      Ugh. I mean I don’t wanna drive to phoneboothpark but I also want to get paid so

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  61. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2018 3:44 pm

    I feel like Yasiel Puig and the city of Cincinnati are a bad match which will not end well.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Dec 22,2018 11:05 am || Up

      Depends on where he gets traded to and for what.

    • colin colin Dec 24,2018 5:14 am || Up

      As a non-Reds fan who goes to Reds games, I’m looking forward to some excitement regardless of whether it’s good or bad for the team.

  62. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 21,2018 3:54 pm

    This story in The Athletic about Mike and Alicia Piazza’s disastrous foray into Italian soccer club ownership is quite a ride.

    Mike gets soccer:

    “When that ball went into the net, I felt like I was playing again,” Mike said. “I’ve never done cocaine, I’ve never done crystal meth, I’ve never done hard drugs, or any drugs for that matter besides aspirin. But let me tell you, that was fucking intoxicating.”

    Alicia gets managment:

    The salutation of one text Alicia shared with me, sent to the team’s former sporting director: “Fuck off, loser.”

  63. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 22,2018 10:27 am

    Sounds pretty reasonable.

    • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 22,2018 12:06 pm || Up

      I thought billy hates him because he mouthed off

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • colin colin Dec 24,2018 5:19 am || Up

      It’s reassuring that we will have at least one starting pitcher. But then I went and looked up his 2018 numbers. Did he seriously give up 2 HR/9 over those 10 games with Oakland??

  64. Soaker Soaker Dec 25,2018 9:56 am

    From the Bill King Deck, where preparations for tomorrow night’s Cheez-It Bowl Watch Party are in full swing, Merry Christmas FKers! May your Cheez-It Bowl overfloweth this holiday season. Best wishes and GO BEARS!

    View post on imgur.com

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2018 3:03 pm || Up

      Merry FKing Christmas to you too! By the Vegas odds Cheez-It promises one of the closest and lowest-scoring games of the bowl season. You may be looking at one beer per touchdown, total.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Soaker Dec 25,2018 4:59 pm || Up

        The Cheez-It over/under is showing 38.5 while Kyler Murray’s Orange Bowl game looks like a wild alcoholic dream at 77. I’ll definitely be watching both of those.

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        • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2018 6:23 pm || Up

          Bob Melvin in the house!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 6:25 pm || Up

            I wonder if he’ll still be there when it’s 0-0 in the 7th overtime. Holy crap do these offenses suck.

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            • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 6:53 pm || Up

              Oh. My. God. I knew it would be bad, but not this bad.

              If the final Points Off Turnovers is something like Cal 14, TCU 10, the final score of the game will be Cal 14, TCU 10.

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            • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 7:30 pm || Up

              I don’t know if the first half of the 2018 Cheez-It Bowl was the worst 30 minutes of offense in the history of college football but it was definitely in the bottom 10.

              I’ve watched Cal all season. We’re bad. It’s hard to believe TCU is worse, but the evidence is there for all to see. There is no point in that TCU quarterback, Muehlstein, being on the field. They should run their offense from wildcat formation for the entire second half.

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              • andeux andeux Dec 26,2018 9:14 pm || Up

                Impressively Petermanesque stat line heading into OT.

                TINSTAAFK
            • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 8:06 pm || Up

              TCU punting on 4th and 2 inches from the Cal 45 says more than I possibly could.

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              • FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 26,2018 8:56 pm || Up

                It’s cover-your-eyes ugly yet I keep watching. It may go to OT and still not threaten the over/under line.

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2018 9:13 pm || Up

                  Once-in-a-generation chance to watch a bowl game this terrible. Gotta embrace it.

                • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 9:15 pm || Up

                  What would I would be thinking right now if I had spent a few hundred dollars and thousands of Southwest Airlines points to see the worst game in college football history to go into overtime? I guess I’d be on the phone finding all the bars on the walking route between Chase Field and the Downtown Phoenix Travelodge.

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                • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2018 9:19 pm || Up

                  These quarterbacks appear to have found those bars on their way in.

                • andeux andeux Dec 26,2018 9:33 pm || Up

                  Combined 0 TD, 9 Int, 7 sacks. Wow.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Soaker Soaker Dec 26,2018 9:30 pm || Up

                  Our nightmare is over. That was embarrassing. Wilcox does have Devon Modster, who backed up Josh Rosen at UCLA, coming in at QB, plus some junior college wide receivers, so the offense should not be this awful in 2019.

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      • Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 26,2018 9:03 pm || Up

        Do they make caffeinated Cheeze Its?

  65. FreeSeatUpgrade FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2018 2:34 pm

    If I ever find myself in Whiting, Indiana you’re damn right I’ll tour this place: https://slate.com/culture/2018/12/mascot-hall-of-fame-whiting-indiana.html

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  66. Future Ed Future Ed Dec 28,2018 11:59 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  67. Future Ed Future Ed Dec 28,2018 3:52 pm

    Angels interested in Josh harrison and david robinson.

    Every time the angels get someone I figure that will be the guy that kills the a’s this next year

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  68. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 29,2018 9:13 am

    Unfortunate last 20 minutes there for Tottenham Hotspur.

    • ptbnl Dec 29,2018 12:47 pm || Up

      Stunningly good Christmas all round for Liverpool.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  69. Glorious Mundy Glorious Mundy Dec 29,2018 5:14 pm

    Just don’t kill Kyler.

    • Soaker Soaker Dec 29,2018 5:46 pm || Up

      You’ll be playing Alabama’s defense every week in the NFL, Kyler. Well, except for the week when you play the Raiders.

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    • Soaker Soaker Dec 29,2018 6:03 pm || Up

      Murray might want to sit out the rest of this abomination to prepare for the NFL draft. Or, he could put on a Green and Gold baseball cap on the sidelines and be done with it.

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      • Future Ed Future Ed Dec 29,2018 6:39 pm || Up

        So I just turned it on. what are the rules? the red shirt guys are the only ones allowed with the ball and they get to walk passed the white shirt guys whenever they want?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Future Ed Future Ed Dec 29,2018 6:52 pm

    so this is encouraging

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. andeux andeux Dec 29,2018 7:53 pm

    Are we supposed to root against him leading a big comeback here?

    TINSTAAFK
  72. mother pucker Dec 29,2018 10:33 pm

    Wyking Jones has to be one of the five worst coaches to ever “lead” a team that I root for.

  73. Soaker Soaker Dec 31,2018 8:41 pm

    I’ll take my chances with 97 wins pretty much any year of the decade.

    7 wins by Cal won’t get us to the Rose Bowl but that’s better than most.

    The Democrats took the House too. Happy New Year!

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