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Hey now…FK it, that’s been done 86

Even with all the overblown bs surrounding the All Star Game, I still love the showcase of the best MLB players, and still root hard for the American League as I always have. Your lineups:

American League
Mookie Betts (Red Sox) – RF
Jose Altuve (Astros) – 2B
Mike Trout (Angels) – CF
J.D. Martinez (Red Sox) – DH
Jose Ramirez (Indians) – 3B
Aaron Judge (Yankees) – LF
Manny Machado (Orioles) – SS
Jose Abreu (White Sox) – 1B
Salvador Perez (Royals) – C
Chris Sale (Red Sox) – SP

National League
Javier Baez (Cubs) – 2B
Nolan Arenado (Rockies) – 3B
Paul Goldschmidt (Diamondbacks) – DH
Freddie Freeman (Braves) – 1B
Matt Kemp (Dodgers) – LF
Bryce Harper (Nationals) – CF
Nick Markakis (Braves) – RF
Brandon Crawford (Giants) – SS
Willson Contreras (Cubs) – C
Max Scherzer (Nationals) – SP

Let’s hope there’s not a rainout.

86 thoughts on “Hey now…FK it, that’s been done

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 1:50 pm

    I’m still a fan of the All-Star game. Baseball is baseball, pitcher vs hitter, and these guys are pretty effin good at it. The universal self congratulation gets to be too much, recalling Winston Wolfe’s famous line. But I’ll watch and enjoy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Future Ed Jul 17,2018 2:05 pm

    “orioles”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Future Ed Jul 17,2018 2:06 pm

    hey jeets! betts should be in center (i know he plays right)

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 2:12 pm

    • Future Ed Jul 17,2018 2:17 pm || Up

      Can the A’s justify having the 6th best record in MLB?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Jul 17,2018 3:41 pm || Up

      I mostly agree with the second one, but there should be a punishment for being consistently on the payroll bottom as well as failing to compete. Just like there should be for consistently buying your way into the playoffs.

      • Future Ed Jul 17,2018 4:04 pm || Up

        even last year they were not even close to the worst team. It sucked that they came in last place. just like it will suck this year being in the top 10 and not making the playoffs.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Jul 17,2018 6:09 pm || Up

          I’d tie the bottom payroll more to overall record compared to league rather than specifically the playoffs. Like bottom 5 teams in both payroll and record. But it would have to be beyond a single year. You’ve got to allow for rebuilding.

  5. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 2:17 pm
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2018 2:20 pm || Up

      good

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 3:46 pm || Up

        Greg Papa is really good on the Raiders radio calls and pregame stuff. Prepared and well-delivered. He’s an actual Raiders fan which certainly helps given our, um, passionate core audience and randomly loony former stars. Not sure anyone else can handle drunk George Atkinson live every week.

        Also I fucking hate Brent Musberger, man.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed Jul 17,2018 4:06 pm || Up

          I hope musberger gets fired too. I always thought papa was a decent baseball pxp guy too, he is just such an ass

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Jul 18,2018 6:54 pm || Up

          When I first saw this I assumed it was fake news, because Brent is 79 and so involved with his gambling network. Since the Raiders’ radio broadcasts are free on the Internet at the Compass Media site, I’ve often synced them with the TV just as I do with baseball. Papa is a good high-energy guy, very sharp on play-by-play, sometimes got too hung up on cheering for the Raiders but I could live with that, especially when I compared Papa’s work to Joe Starkey on Saturdays. If it’s Brent and Tom Flores, that booth is just too damned old, so I would hope they either bring Lincoln Kennedy up from the sidelines to be the main analyst or otherwise go with somebody younger.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Jul 18,2018 8:15 pm || Up

            And there goes Flores. You’re next, Fosse.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Jul 17,2018 3:44 pm || Up

      But who’s going to tell us what college everyone went to? Man, his shows will be even more brutal as he’ll have no one to talk favorably about. Good riddance.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2018 6:05 pm || Up

      Credible backstory on Papa’s Raiders career and tight relationship with Al (but not Mark).

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 5:01 pm

    The dingy Giants home unis look especially bad with the NL’s otherwise crisp home whites

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 5:19 pm || Up

      It’s embarrassing.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 6:12 pm || Up

        Also the NL’s two-tone plus white home hats make a bunch of guys look like Expos.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2018 10:49 am || Up

          The washed out yellow panels on the A’s hats made our guys look pretty bad.

  7. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 5:20 pm

    I’m such a damn sucker for believing mlb.com that this game started at 4:30.

  8. sslinger Jul 17,2018 5:31 pm

    As much as i like watching Scherzer, would love a hit here.

  9. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 5:41 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks Crowded House instead of Smash Mouth when I see “Hey now..”?

  10. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 5:58 pm

    That was sort of endearing in an extremely boring way from Trout.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 6:02 pm || Up

      I get why MLB wants to promote him and I too wish baeball’s stars were better known but there’s no getting past that Trout’s just dull.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 6:03 pm || Up

        See?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2018 3:03 pm || Up

      OK….

      • ptbnl Jul 18,2018 3:11 pm || Up

        We applaud him for prioritizing his personal values over commercial self-promotion

        His brand is built upon …

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Soaker Jul 18,2018 4:22 pm || Up

        This was the “brand” Steve Garvey had in Southern California, before the affairs and illegitimate children were revealed.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Jul 18,2018 10:25 pm || Up

          my mom was shocked when cindy left him for marvin hamlish, years later we understood. There was a street named after him in covina (eastern LA county where there is a great italian deli named dimaggios after a cousin or something). It was named after him while he was still playing

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 6:15 pm

    Arenado’s easily one of the best third basemen of all time? That seems premature.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jul 17,2018 8:38 pm || Up

      yes. very much so.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 10:39 pm || Up

        Repeat for six more years and we’ll talk, until then Schmidt Brett Chipper and Eddie Matthews say no effin way.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Jul 18,2018 12:13 am || Up

          Throw in Beltre, Boggs, Robinson, and Santo to that list.

          • ptbnl Jul 18,2018 1:57 am || Up

            Arenado is currently at 31.3 WAR in 5.5 seasons, 810 games and 3417 PA with a 292/347/540/887 slash line. If he keeps up his current ~7 WAR/season performance for 6 more seasons he’ll be in Brooks Robinson territory.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • andeux Jul 18,2018 9:57 am || Up

              Yes, at 30 WAR through his age 27 season, he is on the same pace as some of those all-time greats. So was Eric Chavez.

              TINSTAAFK
              • ptbnl Jul 18,2018 10:49 am || Up

                Of the 19 players with 30 WAR by their age 27 season playing primarily at 3rd base, 9 didn’t make the list above.

                2 still could (Nolen Arenado and Manny Machado) and 7 never will (Dick Allen, Bill Bradley, Eric Chavez, Harlond Clift, Denny Lyons, John McGraw and Ryan Zimmerman).

                If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Glorious Mundy Jul 18,2018 10:51 am || Up

              “Home Run” isn’t his actual name, bbref.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 6:49 pm

    OK that’s 3 ABs for Altuve. Lowrie time!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. sslinger Jul 17,2018 7:21 pm

    Nice to see Treinen have a solid inning.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 7:29 pm

    Solid professional at bat Jed.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 7:29 pm

    John Smoltz apparently thinks the A’s have never acquired players for a pennant push before.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 17,2018 7:32 pm || Up

      Maybe he read that article.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Glorious Mundy Jul 17,2018 7:31 pm

    Lawyerball

  17. andeux Jul 17,2018 7:40 pm

    Are the big chains Machado and Lindor have just bling, or are they some new phiten type bullshit.

    TINSTAAFK
  18. sslinger Jul 17,2018 8:35 pm

    Ouch. Maybe that will haunt Diaz for the rest of the season.

  19. Future Ed Jul 17,2018 8:39 pm

    I don’t want the dodgers to get machado before august 10

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. sslinger Jul 17,2018 8:54 pm

    We gots Dingerz all righty.

  21. sslinger Jul 17,2018 9:00 pm

    And the American League now has the lead in ASG wins.

  22. Future Ed Jul 17,2018 9:04 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. lenscrafters Jul 19,2018 8:31 am

    Mejia was a consensus top 20 prospect at the start of the season, ranked as high as #5 by BP. That’s a high price to pay for two relievers, albeit very good ones. Equivalent for the A’s would be Luzardo.

    • MikeV Jul 19,2018 9:05 am || Up

      Mejia is (apparently) a poor defensive C who refuses to change positions. He reportedly hurt his standing with the Clevelands because he didn’t want to move to 1B or OF.

      Also Hand’s contract is ridiculously friendly.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Future Ed Jul 19,2018 12:16 pm || Up

        yup. all he asks for is quiet when he is teaching history

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. colin Jul 19,2018 12:22 pm

    Fangraphs rates Chappie as the 16th highest trade value in baseball, not that he’s likely to be traded any time soon (right Billy???). They also had Matt Olson as an honorable mention, not quite making the top 50.

  25. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2018 4:05 pm

    Crazy fact from this Ringer piece on the A’s: Yusmeiro Petit has thrown the third most innings on the team.

    • Future Ed Jul 19,2018 9:36 pm || Up

      I don’t like that article. make it more positive.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. Soaker Jul 19,2018 8:28 pm

    I missed this the other night. Down 10-6 in the bottom of the 9th, the Coliseum’s Rally Possum just wasn’t going to get it done for the Aces. I love how the count is 1-1 but all the players have evidently fled the field.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2018 8:50 pm

    • Soaker Jul 19,2018 9:01 pm || Up

      Well, yeah, I recognize those umpires, even with the purple shirt. The crew the A’s had in Houston last week was moonlighting in Mexico during the All Star Break.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2018 9:14 pm || Up

        I love that it’s the second pitch of the game.

        • Soaker Jul 19,2018 9:29 pm || Up

          That also makes sense, because it’s when he would first notice the rack behind the first base dugout.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Jul 21,2018 1:52 pm || Up

      Well, good.

      The league responded by suspending Dominguez and Pastrana for the rest of the season and issuing a warning to the other two crew members for not overturning the call.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • dmoas Jul 21,2018 3:55 pm || Up

        Should have outright fired the entire crew. At least those that were involved.

  28. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2018 9:10 pm

    Call this man up.

    • Future Ed Jul 19,2018 9:41 pm || Up

      I got excited today when I saw all the “casilla released” tweets. Totally forgot he was already gone, and I was wating for the hatcher ones.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. andeux Jul 20,2018 9:53 am

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2018 10:41 am || Up

      Poor Jairo, released and now needing emergency treatment at the burn ward.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 10:49 am || Up

      That’s nice to hear on the TV ratings. I wonder how much is attributable to a young, competitive team and how much to a year+ of relentless Kavaling.

  30. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 10:55 am
    • Future Ed Jul 20,2018 11:19 am || Up

      if the A’s drop out of contention, I know what I am rooting for this season

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 11:12 am

    I’ve no idea how reputable “2080 Baseball” is, but they have a midseason top-125 out.

    16. Luzardo
    17. Puk
    59. Murphy
    96. Beck
    97. Lazarito
    123. Allen

  32. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 12:20 pm

    Classic.

  33. andeux Jul 20,2018 12:34 pm

    Luzardo’s last six starts at Midland: 5-0, 31 IP, 13 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 5 BB, 35 K
    He should be in AAA. Or higher.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 1:09 pm || Up

      Slusser asked Beane on her podcast about whether there was a chance Luzardo could pitch in the majors this year. He downplayed the possibility because of the innings limit they have him on, but he didn’t completely rule it out.

      • dmoas Jul 20,2018 1:48 pm || Up

        Rather they not. This season isn’t worth the arm. Bring him up to AAA if he’s ready, but stay the course in terms of his innings and all that. And even if he were ready for the majors and under the limit, not sure I’d want that either. Gives too many opportunities to want to break that limit.

        • vignette17 Jul 20,2018 1:59 pm || Up

          Have him take a month off and then debut in the wildcard game. What could go wrong?

          Wait, would that even start his service time? I know technically, a player is not playoff eligible if they’re not on the roster August 31, but there’s always “injury” exceptions. But, I mean, hypothetically?

          • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 3:15 pm || Up

            I read the CBA (Article XXI.A.1) to say that would not start his service time:

            Major League service will be computed commencing with the date of the first regularly scheduled championship season game, through and including the date of the last regularly scheduled championship season game; provided, however, that one full day of Major League service shall also be credited for any tiebreaker game played following the conclusion of the last regularly scheduled championship season game but before the commencement of postseason play pursuant to Major League Rule 33(c) (subject to the maximum of 172 service days in any season).

            (The “championship season” is the regular season.)

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2018 3:19 pm || Up

              Mark Kiger says hi.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. sslinger Jul 20,2018 5:31 pm

    This could be interesting.

  35. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 6:02 pm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2018 6:16 pm || Up

      Brodie just said Mt Davis is now 100% sold.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2018 6:29 pm || Up

        People are trying to get $40, $50, $60 bucks for those seats on reseller apps. Amazing.

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