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World Cup Knockout Round Spoiler Thread 290

Your bracket (all times PDT):

France/Argentina (Saturday 7 am)
Uruguay/Portugal (Saturday 11 am)

Brazil/Mexico (Monday 7 am)
Belgium/Japan (Monday 11 am)

Spain/Russia (Sunday 7 am)
Croatia/Denmark (Sunday 11 am)

Sweden/Switzerland (Tuesday 7 am)
Colombia/England (Tuesday 11 am)

290 thoughts on “World Cup Knockout Round Spoiler Thread

  1. Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2018 5:43 am

    The Guardian has some fun World Cup quizzes to pass the off day:

    • Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2018 5:44 am || Up
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      • AV Jun 29,2018 6:14 am || Up

        6

        i suck.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2018 5:45 am || Up
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  2. Glorious Mundy Jun 29,2018 6:18 am

    I’ve been enjoying watching the hot takes from Brazil. The Fox Sports channel here had a bunch of dudes arguing over whether Firmino should replace Gabriel Jesus for the knockouts, and when someone favorably compared Gabriel to Tostão, the rest of the panel lost its mind. The 1970 team is like the 1996 Bulls + the 1927 Yankees + the 1980s Edmonton Oilers down here.

    • MikeV Jun 29,2018 8:57 am || Up

      Firmino and Douglas Costa should both be getting way more minutes.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  3. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 7:42 am

    Oooh baby. Game on.

  4. MikeV Jun 30,2018 7:59 am

    di Maria you beautiful bastard

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  5. Future Ed Jun 30,2018 8:12 am

    watching on my phone in bed without glasses, i could not figure out the sorcery that made that goal

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 8:15 am

    This game is good.

  7. AV Jun 30,2018 8:15 am

    toe jam.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  8. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 8:25 am

    Horns honking in the streets here after that third one.

  9. AV Jun 30,2018 8:29 am

    welp. that should do it.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. ptbnl Jun 30,2018 8:33 am

    Who knew that you needed to defend?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 8:42 am || Up

      they were, every available defender run straight to the ball, I am sure the other guys will just stop running forward

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 8:46 am || Up

        Certainly no need to mark that Mbappe fellow.

  11. MikeV Jun 30,2018 8:36 am

    Honestly so much of this is on Sampaoli being a FKing moron

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  12. ptbnl Jun 30,2018 8:44 am

    FKwiz: who is the one player younger than Mbappe to score twice in a world cup knock-out game?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 8:56 am || Up

      mia hamm?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 8:58 am || Up

        Same age as Mbappe in ’91, and didn’t score in the knock-out rounds.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • AV Jun 30,2018 8:58 am || Up

        nice.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jun 30,2018 8:58 am || Up

        nice.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2018 6:01 pm || Up

        The Cheryl Miller of soccer.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Jun 30,2018 9:06 am || Up

      Rickey.

      TINSTAAFK
  13. ptbnl Jun 30,2018 8:52 am

    10 minutes ago that would have made for a great finish.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 8:57 am || Up

      still pretty exciting

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jun 30,2018 8:59 am || Up

        yeah, all that arguing makes for a great 2 last minutes.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. ptbnl Jun 30,2018 8:55 am

    Sorry AV

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jun 30,2018 8:59 am || Up

      bah.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jul 11,2018 1:40 pm || Up

      back at you. honestly thought it was going home.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 8:55 am

    @ptbnl Pele?

  16. AV Jun 30,2018 11:49 am

    ok, i’ll say it.

    i’m guay curious.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 11:51 am || Up

      Messi and Ronaldo going out on the same day would have a certain poetic justice to it.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 11:58 am || Up

        And if both were at their best, France-Uruguay would be a great game.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Jun 30,2018 12:13 pm || Up

          yeah that sounds fun.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  17. Future Ed Jun 30,2018 12:23 pm

    i really want to know how my just turned 10 year old knows all these guys.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jun 30,2018 12:24 pm || Up

      they’ve been playing his whole life.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 1:04 pm || Up

        he is calling neymar spaghetti head

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 1:07 pm || Up

          It’s a meme.

          • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 1:11 pm || Up

            oh. that probably explains how he knows everyone too

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. AV Jun 30,2018 12:25 pm

    that 2nd cavani was real pretty. angled just right for the live-feed camera.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 12:34 pm || Up

      Hope he’s not too badly hurt.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  19. AV Jun 30,2018 12:57 pm

    great game.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 1:03 pm

    Uruguay was brilliant. Cavani is spectacular.

    • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 4:40 pm || Up

      The 100-yard one-two with Suarez was sublime.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy Jun 30,2018 7:31 pm || Up

        Even if he scored with his face.

        • Future Ed Jun 30,2018 8:22 pm || Up

          In froggy plays soccer, we are taught that you can “Head it, chest it, knee it, or boot it, But don’t use your hands.” Do we need to write the author and include “face it”

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • ptbnl Jun 30,2018 11:05 pm || Up

          Even if. Two minds in tune gets me every time.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  21. AV Jul 1,2018 7:29 am

    nice to see manolo is still among the living.

    the bombo died though? confiscated?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  22. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 7:35 am

    Spain is boring me.

    • AV Jul 1,2018 9:07 am || Up

      that sort of patience, i just can’t muster.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  23. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 7:44 am

    Jumping with your hand in the air like that is just not a good idea.

  24. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 8:25 am

    Assuming they survive this one, I hope Spain gets crushed by Croatia. They are no fun.

  25. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 8:54 am

    Sergio Ramos’ haircut is really unpleasant.

    • AV Jul 1,2018 9:08 am || Up

      why single out any part of the whole SR unpleasantness?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  26. ptbnl Jul 1,2018 9:18 am

    15 more minutes and we’re guaranteed a shot on goal.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  27. Future Ed Jul 1,2018 9:25 am

    can the referee start calling fouls so we don’t have to watch russia anymore?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. AV Jul 1,2018 9:44 am

    actual fuck.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  29. ptbnl Jul 1,2018 9:45 am

    That last save was extraordinary.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  30. ptbnl Jul 1,2018 11:03 am

    Oh EC!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  31. ptbnl Jul 1,2018 12:31 pm

    I’m a bit surprised at quite how deep Croatia are playing.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  32. Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 1:15 pm

    I miss yesterday’s games.

  33. ptbnl Jul 1,2018 1:30 pm

    How was that not denying a clear goal-scoring opportunity?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 1,2018 3:24 pm || Up

      It was, but apparently they changed the punishment for that offense when it occurs inside the penalty area.

      Now, inside the area, its PK + yellow as long as the defender is trying to play the ball and has a realistic chance of getting it (otherwise it’s red). Outside the area, it’s still FK + red, as I understand it.

      In sum, just barely the right call I guess.

  34. AV Jul 1,2018 1:47 pm

    thank fucking god.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. MikeV Jul 1,2018 3:05 pm

    I’m not gonna say it’s fixed for Russia, but…

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jul 1,2018 7:27 pm || Up

      Are you saying out national team is cheating?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Jul 1,2018 8:52 pm || Up

        No not at all. I’m just saying it’s slightly odd that most of the questionable calls go their way (including replay) and the country who was banned from the olympics for doping has just happened to run more than any other team in the tournament.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • ptbnl Jul 1,2018 9:21 pm || Up

          I think calls going in favor of the host nation is pretty standard fare for the World Cup. South Korea, Argentina, England, et al.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • MikeV Jul 1,2018 9:22 pm || Up

            Well yeah to a point.

            I will just say it won’t surprise me in the least for a doping scandal to come out of this.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 1,2018 5:59 pm

    On my cruise I just met a Montenegran rooting for both Serbia and Croatia, which seems weird to me. Also meet apro-Russian Ukranian which just sad.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • elcroata Jul 10,2018 3:03 am || Up

      Times have changed, at least for normal-minded people. Lots of cross-border suport

      Because survival is insufficient
  37. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 6:14 am

    Rafa Márquez is being asked to hold down the center of a three-man midfield in a World Cup knockout game against Brazil in 2018.

    How is this possible.

    • MikeV Jul 2,2018 9:29 am || Up

      Wanna know why I don’t want JCO anywhere near the USMNT???

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 12:10 pm || Up

        Ditto Roberto Martinez?

        • MikeV Jul 2,2018 12:26 pm || Up

          Very much so!

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

  38. ptbnl Jul 2,2018 7:02 am

    Today had better be better than yesterday’s dross.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  39. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 7:46 am

    Mexico is certainly not afraid of Brazil. That was a pretty even half.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 8:07 am || Up

      Tite’s halftime team talk seems to have been effective.

  40. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 8:29 am

    I mean, he has to play to his reputation, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 8:34 am

    Referee is going to lose control of this at 80+ minutes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 8:51 am || Up

      I’m glad he didn’t give Brazil a call that Mexico fans would whine about for four years.

      • Future Ed Jul 2,2018 9:05 am || Up

        it went much more smoothly than I expected.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Jul 2,2018 5:36 pm || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 8:46 am

    tidy 2 minutes of play for firmino

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. sslinger Jul 2,2018 9:23 am

    What the FK was up with Neymar’s hair today?

  44. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 11:42 am

    japan is fun to watch in the 10 minutes I’v seen

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  45. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 12:07 pm

    This just got interesting.

  46. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 12:08 pm

    I love the american commentator: Belgium shouldn’t change tactics right away, if its still level after five minutes, then maybe

    2 minutes later

    1-0 japan.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 2,2018 12:11 pm || Up

      6 minutes later

      2-0 japan

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jul 2,2018 12:12 pm || Up

      you should listen to sorín over in telemundo. he’s kinda good.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jul 2,2018 12:13 pm || Up

        i do at home, but I am at work.

        Also I don’t understand much at all

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV Jul 2,2018 12:16 pm || Up

          no spanish at work?

          …are you bagging at albertson’s now?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jul 2,2018 12:14 pm || Up

        ohhhh, not sorín. forlan.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Jul 2,2018 12:22 pm || Up

      now he can’t stop calling lukaku “the big man” which in context sounds racist.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. AV Jul 2,2018 12:11 pm

    whoa.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  48. ptbnl Jul 2,2018 12:21 pm

    Scoring was easier than missing there.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  49. ptbnl Jul 2,2018 12:25 pm

    If the answer is Fellaini, you’re asking the wrong question.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 12:32 pm || Up

      Martinez a genius

    • MikeV Jul 2,2018 12:35 pm || Up

      you were saying

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • ptbnl Jul 2,2018 3:03 pm || Up

        It’s the process not the result.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jul 2,2018 12:42 pm || Up

      art fleming gave the answers
      but I couldn’t get the questions right-ight-ight

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. ptbnl Jul 2,2018 12:28 pm

    Terrible keeping.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  51. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 12:53 pm

    My god

  52. Future Ed Jul 2,2018 12:54 pm

    still lots of time

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. Glorious Mundy Jul 2,2018 12:56 pm

    Big credit to Japan for going for it there instead of playing for penalties. But it bit them in the ass.

  54. sslinger Jul 2,2018 1:34 pm

    Holy smokes that was fun!

  55. ptbnl Jul 2,2018 2:56 pm

    The top half of the draw just keeps getting meaner.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  56. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 7:33 am

    I wish both of these teams could go out and Japan come back in.

  57. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 7:48 am

    Most exciting moments: a horrendously botched volley in front of goal and a Swede nearly pulling a Swiss’s shorts off.

    • AV Jul 3,2018 7:58 am || Up

      tfw you’re watching a soccer game and think, maybe i can go to work early and get a lot done.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  58. AV Jul 3,2018 8:50 am

    oh god please don’t let them tie this at the last minute.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  59. AV Jul 3,2018 12:19 pm

    hm. not sure about that penalty.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 12:29 pm || Up

      Seriously? He rode him like a horse.

      • AV Jul 3,2018 12:40 pm || Up

        just didn’t seem intentional enough to not check var. kane was complicit on having the jockey on top of him in the first place. like, possible foul in offense first. and the ref didn’t var. so i’m not sure.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  60. Future Ed Jul 3,2018 12:20 pm

    harry kane looks like that lawyer that comes around every once in a while and really fancies himself as handsome but he is just sorta there.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 12:25 pm

    Colombia thinks they can intimidate this American whistle jockey.

  62. AV Jul 3,2018 12:26 pm

    i don’t like this ref.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 12:30 pm || Up

      There are going to be some conspiracy theories in Colombia about the “special relationship.”

      • AV Jul 3,2018 12:42 pm || Up

        between him and lucille one or him and lucille two?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  63. Future Ed Jul 3,2018 12:27 pm

    YOU GET A YELLOW! AND YOU GET A YELLOW!! AND YOU GET A YELLOW!!AND YOU GET A YELLOW!!AND YOU GET A YELLOW!!AND YOU GET A YELLOW!!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. Future Ed Jul 3,2018 12:41 pm

    I am not sure red was the right color for a July 3 game with an american referee

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 12:43 pm

    That was a disappointing effort.

    • AV Jul 3,2018 12:44 pm || Up

      james woulda jad it.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  66. ptbnl Jul 3,2018 12:45 pm

    Walker is such a liability.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  67. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 12:55 pm

    This is breathtaking stuff.

  68. andeux Jul 3,2018 1:00 pm

    There’ll always be an England.

    TINSTAAFK
  69. AV Jul 3,2018 1:02 pm

    my phone’s ahead and i couldn’t contain it. i spoilered the entire office. sorry everyone.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  70. AV Jul 3,2018 1:12 pm

    ref’s a fucking joke.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  71. Future Ed Jul 3,2018 1:40 pm

    3 of 8

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Jul 3,2018 5:05 pm || Up

      All in the weak half of the draw (and Sweden/Switzerland would have completed the sweep but for a ridiculous deflection)

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  72. ptbnl Jul 3,2018 1:49 pm

    England. Penalties. Knock-out stage.

    What could possibly go wrong.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  73. Glorious Mundy Jul 3,2018 1:53 pm

    I don’t believe it.

  74. ptbnl Jul 3,2018 1:54 pm

    I guess the penalties jinx is in the Quarter Finals.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  75. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 6:59 am

    Didier Deschamps has reached levels of French-lookingness previously thought impossible by science.

  76. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 7:00 am

    Cavani missing this one really, really sucks.

    • AV Jul 6,2018 7:06 am || Up

      did they say if available to sub?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 7:10 am || Up

        Nothing I’ve heard. He did dress.

        • AV Jul 6,2018 7:52 am || Up

          we’ll find out after tha half.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  77. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 8:22 am

    I find myself, incoherently, rooting for Uruguay even though France-Brazil is the match I’ve been hoping for all year.

  78. AV Jul 6,2018 11:16 am

    fuck.

    early yet, but still.

    fuck.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 11:21 am || Up

      Indeed.

      Seems like Brazil has had good chances though. Unlucky not to be on the board. I can’t see Belgium holding a 1-0.

      • AV Jul 6,2018 11:26 am || Up

        (i’ll look for the simeone thing later.)

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Jul 7,2018 9:30 am || Up

          not finding anything in spanish. the storyline from that side of the game was that pasarella had put in 9 scrubs underestimating the US. and that argentina hasn’t won a major since.

          english hits are all about look what the US did against argentina! and spanish hits are all about look what argentina did to argentina.

          but also, seems wynalda has been dining on that story forever to populate the search. even using spanish terms, you get 3 or 4 pages with lots of hits from wynalda’s perspective and no quotes from simeone.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 10:27 am || Up

            I’m going with Wynalda is full of shit and Simeone doesn’t care enough to correct him.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 11:35 am || Up

      fuuuuck

  79. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 12:36 pm

    That Coutinho pass

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 12:37 pm || Up

      Header had to be perfect to beat the monster Courtois.

  80. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 12:43 pm

    That Coutinho shot

  81. AV Jul 6,2018 12:46 pm

    LET’S NOT WAIT TILL THE ACTUAL LAST MINUTE, OK??

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  82. Glorious Mundy Jul 6,2018 12:55 pm

    That was frustrating

  83. AV Jul 6,2018 12:57 pm

    boooooo.

    now on to root for my friends’ teams. go cro-land!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  84. ptbnl Jul 6,2018 1:14 pm

    Feels like those were the semis, Belgium-France is the final, and then there’s some kind of exhibition game against the junior circuit.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  85. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2018 7:17 am

    Damn the circadian rhythms, full speed ahead.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 7,2018 7:25 am || Up

      soccer kitten has been up since 4 trying to get me to turn the game on.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  86. AV Jul 7,2018 7:54 am

    how did sweden even get here?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  87. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2018 8:17 am

    Sweet second goal for England, such a deft touch for the assist.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  88. AV Jul 7,2018 8:29 am

    pickford really takes it personally whenever there’s a shot on goal.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  89. ptbnl Jul 7,2018 8:47 am

    Still time to FK this up.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jul 7,2018 10:59 am || Up

      it’s better to win and live to FK it up another day.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  90. AV Jul 7,2018 11:34 am

    wat.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  91. AV Jul 7,2018 11:42 am

    well ok then!

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  92. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 12:20 pm

    How in the world did that not go in??

    • AV Jul 7,2018 12:57 pm || Up

      oligarchs and other russian magnets.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  93. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 12:50 pm

    Uh oh

  94. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 12:57 pm

    Come on elcroatas. Enough of this.

  95. ptbnl Jul 7,2018 1:08 pm

    Extra time here can only be good for England

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:19 pm || Up

      The Croatian #1’s hamstring being crocked also helps.

  96. AV Jul 7,2018 1:10 pm

    croatia is looking under-doped.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jul 7,2018 1:13 pm || Up

      but properly ponytailed!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  97. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:12 pm

    FK yes

    • AV Jul 7,2018 1:32 pm || Up

      FK. just FK.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:35 pm || Up

        A Brazilian too

        • andeux Jul 7,2018 1:37 pm || Up

          “On 13 July 2016, he received Russian citizenship via Presidential decree from Vladimir Putin.”

          TINSTAAFK
          • Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:51 pm || Up

            Even Vlad couldn’t turn him into a competent penalty taker.

        • AV Jul 7,2018 1:40 pm || Up

          lol

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  98. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:16 pm

    The Russian BoMel is intense.

  99. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:22 pm

    Goal scorers tearing their shirts off when they know to an absolute certainty that they will be carded for it is endlessly amusing.

  100. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:31 pm

    That was coming.

  101. ptbnl Jul 7,2018 1:37 pm

    Mandzukic was completely static as the free kick came in.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  102. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:45 pm

    That was a pathetic penalty.

  103. Glorious Mundy Jul 7,2018 1:52 pm

    Yay. I hope some of these guys have legs left for Wednesday.

  104. AV Jul 7,2018 1:52 pm

    justice.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  105. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2018 2:05 pm

    Yay Croatia! Vida was lit!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  106. ptbnl Jul 8,2018 9:56 pm

    FKwiz … in which world cup was the shortest round-trip between the capital cities of the semi-finalist nations shorter than 2018’s 2210 mile London-Paris-Zagreb-Brussels-London?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jul 8,2018 11:52 pm || Up

      was fascism as much on the rise as today? i can’t get spoiler tag to work. and then they used the miles to go to montreux.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Jul 9,2018 5:31 am || Up

        That’s the one.

        Also the narrowest range of longitudes in any set of semi-finalist capitals.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  107. AV Jul 9,2018 12:17 am
    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  108. elcroata Jul 10,2018 3:19 am

    I just came back to Germany from Croatia where I watched the last group match and the knockout rounds in a tiny village on an island. I know the quality of Croatia’s matches was not great but the excitement was crazy. Especially the last game which coincided with the long planned village-fishermen-party. We stretched a bed sheet over two oars and leaned that on the wall of the last house in the harbor, which is also the restaurant. Not a restaurant, mind you, we’re small. Than hooked a laptop, amplifier, sound boxes and a projector and off it went. There was a 5-meter long grill with fish and squid on it, barrels full of ice and beer and all the locals plus quite a few tourists. In the first half it wasn’t quite dark enough to really see the image sharply, but then it was great. Complicating the things, the tourists in the restaurant were watching on a normal TV and our signal was lagging 38 seconds, so we were paying at least as much attention to groaning and cheering inside as to the game itself. In the second extra time, just after Vida scored, the power went out in the restaurant, so everybody came running outside. Then our power went out, meaning the only way to see the game was on the laptop, with some 70-80 people huddling around it. That’s where we saw a two-all-equalizer. Then the power came back for the penalties and nobody wanted to watch with a lag anymore, so we all crammed ourselves in the restaurant. After the win we must have lit some 200 flares and as the customary car convoy was not possible (there are no streets in the village) we were doing some of that on the boats. My voice ist still gone.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl Jul 10,2018 8:30 am || Up

      I remember being on Folegandros during Euro 2004 and everything stopping so people could gather in the village square to watch the games.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2018 12:04 pm || Up

        This sounds awesome

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • harensheir15 Jul 10,2018 7:08 pm || Up

      That’s terrific!

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2018 7:16 pm || Up

        An epic night that will live forever, or as elcroata calls it, a Saturday.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  109. elcroata Jul 10,2018 3:21 am

    Also, thanks to all of you who have sent postcards to the village store. Zeljka was very thankful, and as nobody who sent them was there I had to represent and drink a Travarica for each one.

    Because survival is insufficient
  110. elcroata Jul 10,2018 9:57 am

    Because survival is insufficient
  111. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2018 12:04 pm

    I’m guessing a lot of you FKers are observing radio silence to watch on DVR last after work. A lot of cautious probing in first half

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  112. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2018 12:06 pm

    One of these defensive headers in the box is going to be an own goal if France aren’t careful

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 10,2018 12:14 pm || Up

      belgium not defending headers in the box otoh…

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 10,2018 12:16 pm || Up

        ptbnl’s anti-Fellaini agenda is finally vindicated.

  113. Glorious Mundy Jul 10,2018 12:15 pm

    Mbappe is a preposterous talent.

  114. elcroata Jul 10,2018 1:02 pm

    Good game, liked Belgians better, but el fútbol es así…

    How that tackle on Hazard at the box edge was not a free kick is still beyond me, though

    Because survival is insufficient
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2018 1:19 pm || Up

      Yeah, ref had been calling fouls for similar actions all game long.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  115. AV Jul 10,2018 2:41 pm

    messi jr + ronaldo?

    i think juve’s going triple crown next year.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  116. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 11,2018 10:18 am

    Argh! Mandatory work meeting from 1100 to 1220! I should’ve called in sick.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Jul 11,2018 10:43 am || Up

      There’s still time!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  117. ptbnl Jul 11,2018 11:11 am

    Oh my!

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  118. Future Ed Jul 11,2018 11:40 am

    flood lights have taken full effect!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  119. elcroata Jul 11,2018 11:51 am

    This will not end well

    Because survival is insufficient
    • Future Ed Jul 11,2018 1:26 pm || Up

      just wait

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jul 11,2018 1:39 pm || Up

      that’s what you get for trying to out-pessimism the english.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • elcroata Jul 11,2018 2:09 pm || Up

      …for England. That’s what I meant from the beginning, of course.

      Because survival is insufficient
  120. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 11,2018 12:29 pm

    Wow, that was a remarkable goal to equalize.

    I still can’t decide who I’m rooting for.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  121. Future Ed Jul 11,2018 1:34 pm

    out of subs with an injury seems like a bad plan

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  122. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 11,2018 1:44 pm

    Sincere condolences and hearty congratulations to my respective FK partisan friends. Now go beat France!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  123. andeux Jul 11,2018 2:11 pm

    That was a quality brexit.
    Congrats ec.

    TINSTAAFK
  124. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 11,2018 3:20 pm

    At up to +200 I could see the value betting Croatia to win on Sunday. France’s defense-first approach could keep it close enough, then…

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  125. Soaker Jul 11,2018 4:17 pm

    This sounds like the soccer equivalent of Cal playing in the Rose Bowl. Go Croatia!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  126. ptbnl Jul 13,2018 12:21 am

    The semis and Trump together in the same week is a lot for England to bear.

    Fortunately I’m off to Scotland, where they offset each other.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Jul 13,2018 12:15 pm || Up

      you could swivel your head back and forth between them and pretend you’re sitting courtside at wimbledon.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • ptbnl Jul 13,2018 1:20 pm || Up

        Wimbledon is a funny one … Murray is Scottish when he loses and British when he wins.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • sslinger Jul 13,2018 4:19 pm || Up

      I wish we were going to watch our teams go at it on Sunday instead of tomorrow.

      • elcroata Jul 14,2018 12:52 am || Up

        Are you Belgian?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • sslinger Jul 14,2018 10:21 am || Up

          Lived in Brussels from the age of 2 to 7.

          • andeux Jul 14,2018 12:21 pm || Up


            Glad you got the last laugh.

            TINSTAAFK
          • elcroata Jul 15,2018 7:47 pm || Up

            Cool, didn’t know that

            Because survival is insufficient
            • sslinger Jul 16,2018 2:22 pm || Up

              Other than some visits to see my grandparents, my early childhood memories are all from Belgium or traveling around Europe. I wish I could have done that with my kids.

    • elcroata Jul 15,2018 12:15 am || Up

      Scotland, where instead of the blimp, they sing the version of this gem, adapted to “Donald, you’re a loser”

      ” frameborder=”0″ allow=”autoplay; encrypted-media” allowfullscreen>

      Because survival is insufficient
  127. elcroata Jul 14,2018 1:23 am

    I’d say we beat Trump inauguration crowd

    Because survival is insufficient
  128. AV Jul 14,2018 7:06 am

    come on guys. give me a chance to have my coffee?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  129. ptbnl Jul 14,2018 9:04 am

    Despite finishing 4th, in the end all that took was beating Panama, Tunisia and Sweden – hardly the stuff of legend.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • elcroata Jul 14,2018 9:06 am || Up

      Not losing to Colombia, too. And winning a penalty shootout, which, all things considered, just might have been the stuff of the legend.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • ptbnl Jul 14,2018 9:42 am || Up

        Yeah – they finally acknowledged that it was something worth practicing.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • AV Jul 14,2018 9:46 am || Up

          now, on to practice scoring from open play.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  130. Future Ed Jul 14,2018 10:41 am

    well, that was quick

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  131. sslinger Jul 14,2018 10:26 pm

    Another non-baseball item I’ll place here: did any of you watch the Wimbledon men’s semis? I set to record the two matches and added an hour and a half extra for 7.5 hrs total, and that was barely enough to capture just the first match. Anderson & Isner were dead men walking by the end but still making great shots. They essentially played 9+ sets of intense tennis. I think each player had over 250 serves. Unbelievable.

    • elcroata Jul 14,2018 11:11 pm || Up

      I watched the other one, the “short” one.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • sslinger Jul 15,2018 7:38 am || Up

        Looks like the winner of that one has a little more left in the tank today.

  132. AV Jul 15,2018 12:03 am

    sampaoioli out.

    he took a $2-million ransom to go. the firing clause was for 8.6 i guess. but still, all he deserved to leave with was his tail between his legs.

    simeone and pochettino are highly—with gallardo fairly—unlikely. they’re looking at gareca.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV Jul 15,2018 10:39 pm || Up

      Rumor has it Colombia want him.

      US were rumored. I would be unhappy.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  133. elcroata Jul 15,2018 12:40 am

    Man you gotta love Spanish sports journalist. Incoherent, but fun! I also love how Subasic turns desperately to Mandzukic with “What did he say?”

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=RsBvICeFjFc%3Frel%3D0%26start%3D175%26end%3D196” frameborder=”0″ allow=”autoplay; encrypted-media” allowfullscreen>

    Because survival is insufficient
    • elcroata Jul 15,2018 5:12 am || Up

      When I post this, it works, but after refresh it doesn’t. It is at 2:55

      Because survival is insufficient
  134. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 7:56 am

    So, one or two early rising FKers around this AM?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Jul 15,2018 8:02 am || Up

      i mean, when church only comes every 4 years, i’m there with my sunday best on.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 8:11 am || Up

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Jul 15,2018 8:13 am || Up

          pretty much.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 8:29 am || Up

        There we go! What a strike!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  135. Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:10 am

    there are a few

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  136. Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:19 am

    that is a really soft foul on the turf

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  137. Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:19 am

    really hate to see that

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  138. AV Jul 15,2018 8:31 am

    as long as only croatian players score, it should be fine.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:32 am || Up

      you have to feel good about a 2 goal lead, then, yeah?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  139. sslinger Jul 15,2018 8:33 am

    And now that the men’s final is over I can be full time on this.

  140. Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:36 am

    they have to watch this in real speed, yeah?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  141. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 8:38 am

    Boo!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  142. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 8:42 am

    I blame Putin for that VAR outcome.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  143. elcroata Jul 15,2018 8:51 am

    Pitana can go fuck himself. And double fuck you for the diver Griezman

    Because survival is insufficient
    • AV Jul 15,2018 10:02 am || Up

      wait. can *i* fuck him? he’s kinda handsome and i love him more than ever.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • elcroata Jul 15,2018 10:11 am || Up

        Why do you love him more than ever?

        Because survival is insufficient
        • AV Jul 15,2018 3:44 pm || Up

          there is no why in love.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • elcroata Jul 15,2018 6:42 pm || Up

            Ummmmm, okay than.

            Because survival is insufficient
            • AV Jul 16,2018 1:51 pm || Up

              oh, i wasn’t trying to blow you off. just meant that there’s no accounting for perception. and i realize we perceived that game differently.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  144. Future Ed Jul 15,2018 9:06 am

    lots of o’keeffe fans?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • elcroata Jul 15,2018 9:59 am || Up

      That’s not Croatia, that’s Basque country

      Because survival is insufficient
  145. sslinger Jul 15,2018 9:49 am

    Too bad Lloris’ boneheaded play doesn’t look like it’s going to hurt them more.

  146. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 15,2018 10:40 am

    Croatia played better than the result, hard to win playing uphill.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  147. elcroata Jul 15,2018 12:01 pm

    France is a better team. While this game – despite the lopsided result – was close and could have been closer, they are deserving champion, especially looking at the totality of their run in the knock-out stage. Croatia getting second, well FK yeah, great result. And very happy for Modric getting recognized.

    Because survival is insufficient
    • ptbnl Jul 15,2018 12:20 pm || Up

      From what little I saw of it, France would have annihilated England.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Jul 15,2018 12:56 pm || Up

      i can’t find it on twitter now, but someone said that you have to respect how much france prepared for this moment. Ransacking africa in the 19th century really paid off.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Jul 15,2018 3:07 pm || Up

        Belgium too.

        Somehow England managed the ransacking without getting a world-beating soccer team out of it.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:08 pm || Up

          didn’t work for cricket either.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Future Ed Jul 15,2018 8:09 pm || Up

          x ray spex are pretty cool though

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Jul 15,2018 3:59 pm || Up

        yeah, that’s been problematic. rooting for multiculturalist teams while acknowledging it’s the direct result of colonialism.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.

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