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Friar Suck/White Sucks 50

It’s all about the pitchers hitting, man. I bet an A’s reliever gets an AB in this brief two game visit to balmy San Diego.

Now extended to include the South Side Series – ptbnl

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

50 thoughts on “Friar Suck/White Sucks

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 19,2018 7:02 pm

    Paul Blackburn looks like a guy who could hit. WHO SAYS NO?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Jun 19,2018 7:20 pm || Up

      Can he throw strikes?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 19,2018 7:22 pm || Up

        Reply hazy, try again.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 19,2018 7:49 pm || Up

      One good looking swing (and miss) during his first AB.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 19,2018 7:24 pm

    The long rest has not improved Khris’s arm.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. MikeV Jun 19,2018 7:53 pm

    *turns on game*

    *Piscotty GIDP*

    quick check. negative 0.2 WAR.

    lol

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jun 19,2018 7:58 pm || Up

      such a great story, though

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • MikeV Jun 19,2018 8:18 pm || Up

        plays close to home.

        still sucks.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor Jun 20,2018 9:34 am || Up

          But we were so fortunate to get him.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • MikeV Jun 20,2018 11:23 am || Up

            BR has both Piscotty and Munoz at -0.5 WAR, but one of them is a 23 year old SS

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  4. doctorK Jun 19,2018 7:57 pm

    Has he gotten to 100 pitches yet?

  5. Future Ed Jun 19,2018 7:59 pm

    that would mean at least a dozen strikes, maybe 2

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. Future Ed Jun 19,2018 8:32 pm

    lucroy extends blackburns night

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed Jun 19,2018 8:32 pm

    for fucks sake

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. Future Ed Jun 19,2018 8:53 pm

    New low?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. lenscrafters Jun 19,2018 9:46 pm

    Ugh, FK Petco.

  10. Future Ed Jun 19,2018 10:03 pm

    wait, what?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. MikeV Jun 19,2018 10:09 pm

    I left the TV off for that one. You’re welcome.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  12. Soaker Jun 19,2018 10:58 pm

    One of the better road game endings I’ve had the pleasure of in the last few years, A’s baseball or Cal football. Actually, if Cal would ever win one of them, I’d take that however it happens.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  13. Glorious Mundy Jun 20,2018 11:45 am

    lol

  14. Glorious Mundy Jun 20,2018 11:50 am
  15. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2018 12:28 pm

    California and DC. Politicians and lawyers. Admit it, you knew it was true.
    https://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/where-are-the-most-psychopaths-states-serial-kille-13008128.php

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Future Ed Jun 20,2018 1:33 pm

    band box

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2018 1:51 pm || Up

      Except when Frankie Fastball is pitching.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 20,2018 3:49 pm

    Good news: two wins and still above. 500
    Bad news: zero pitcher hits or reliever ABs

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Jun 21,2018 8:42 am || Up

      I am morbidly enjoying this new contest every series: will we or wont we?

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. colin Jun 21,2018 7:51 pm

    Wooooo Jacob Evans!!!

  19. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2018 1:39 pm

    Barreto bomb!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Jun 22,2018 2:11 pm || Up

      Does it still count as a DrK-ing if the appropriate post isn’t up yet?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2018 2:12 pm || Up

        Nope, just playing it where it lies.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Jun 22,2018 2:13 pm || Up

          Or a belated reaction to Wednesday’s game.

          TINSTAAFK
          • ptbnl Jun 22,2018 3:41 pm || Up

            Or a prescient reaction to today’s game.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Soaker Jun 22,2018 3:11 pm || Up

          There’s a lifespan to everybody and everything, and I prefer Death With Dignity.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  20. Glorious Mundy Jun 22,2018 3:39 pm

    Earl Weaver would love Franklin Barreto.

  21. lenscrafters Jun 22,2018 4:21 pm

    I’m still annoyed at that bullshit they did earlier this year where they called up Barreto without giving him a single at bat for a couple of weeks. This time, it looks like there’s a mandate to get him at bats against both righties and lefties so it’s good to see him have a game like this.

  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 22,2018 8:01 pm

    Driving around I liked the radio guy from Nashville filling in for Vince. Even better, Ken really seemed to like him too. Good interplay.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Future Ed Jun 23,2018 12:53 pm

    franklin’s mad dash

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  24. andeux Jun 23,2018 2:38 pm

    Catch the fking ball

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jun 23,2018 2:39 pm || Up

      x2

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jun 23,2018 2:41 pm || Up

      It was a good day to have one of baseball’s worst teams as the opponent.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. ptbnl Jun 23,2018 3:08 pm

    Treinen with the 8-out save.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • sslinger Jun 23,2018 5:35 pm || Up

      Man, his stuff was filthy today. It looked like he just didn’t care if they made errors out there, he was just going to get the next guy. He’s a treat to watch.

  26. Glorious Mundy Jun 24,2018 1:17 pm

    Save us, Edwin Jackson.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2018 1:32 pm || Up

      How the fuck is this team over .500 with a rotation that’s been half AAA, half old-timers game.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Jun 24,2018 1:40 pm

    Hey we forced a ninth inning pitching change!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Future Ed Jun 24,2018 7:08 pm

    Are we going to be able to add “Detroit: Suck City” or we going with a new thread?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Jun 24,2018 7:09 pm || Up

      I’ll check the FK rules and get back to you.

      TINSTAAFK
  29. Future Ed Jun 25,2018 12:15 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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