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Mariners @ A’s 170

Three against our Cano-less friends to kick off a 10-game stand.

Leake vs. Cahill
Gonzalez vs. Gossett
Felix vs. ??

170 thoughts on “Mariners @ A’s

  1. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 7:30 pm

    Vogelbach fattest non-pitcher in the league since….

  2. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 7:34 pm

    CB Bucknor has second base tonight, which I guess means he’ll have the plate for Felix on Thursday if they rotate around. That will not be fun.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:22 pm || Up

      That is a really depressing thought.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. Future Ed May 22,2018 7:41 pm

    parking lot looks full. Free parking must be working

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 7:44 pm || Up

      They should open the doors and let people leaving the Warriors game come in free. Maybe they’ll buy a hot dog.

      • Future Ed May 22,2018 8:16 pm || Up

        is it going to last that long?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:20 pm || Up

        Just barely relevant: they don’t have the food trucks operating on dual game days.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:57 pm || Up

        Come up with your own ideas, Pratt.

        • Soaker May 22,2018 9:01 pm || Up

          I remember some of those early-season A’s games before Mt. Davis when people could view the A’s game through the slat fence along the walkway above the iceplant. There were some decent crowds up there after Warriors games. It would only happen in the A’s first homestand because the Warriors never made the playoffs.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  4. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 7:44 pm

    The balaclava is back!

  5. andeux May 22,2018 7:56 pm

    Barreto out after the sixth inning.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:02 pm || Up

      Barreto has been in a monster slump. He has somehow more than doubled his walk rate though, which makes me wonder whether they have told him to change his approach.

    • Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:16 pm || Up

      If it is a callup he goes on a high note at least.

  6. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:00 pm

    LOL Jed
    LOLeake

    • andeux May 22,2018 8:01 pm || Up

      Literal LOL at Leake.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed May 22,2018 8:03 pm || Up

        jesus glen. its simple. Leake didn’t know the runner was going, turned, wond up to throw and realized 1) he had no chance and 2) it wasn’t clear who to throw to and 3) he needed to hold the ball and maybe go to first.

        Stop talking about it

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. lenscrafters May 22,2018 8:00 pm

    Lawn dart!

  8. Future Ed May 22,2018 8:01 pm

    there is the luck

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed May 22,2018 8:05 pm

    I mean, can’t complain because its a gift run, but man, bases loaded no outs with mike leake on the mound calls for more

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. andeux May 22,2018 8:10 pm

    Cahill getting some of those same calls on the corner as Leake, at least.

    TINSTAAFK
  11. Future Ed May 22,2018 8:18 pm

    ray. I don’t think casilla is going to have to worry about spring training next year

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  12. Future Ed May 22,2018 8:19 pm

    what a minute… that seems like bullshit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 22,2018 8:20 pm || Up

      Cahill wouldn’t have been throwing at Haniger on 0-2. I can understand the Mariners’ frustration though. A’s should let Canha take that one in the seat and forget about it.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed May 22,2018 8:26 pm || Up

        agree, and they should score that run

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  13. FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:21 pm

    LOL at the retaliatory HBP scoring for the A’s.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:22 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:31 pm || Up

      Him and Tom Wolfe back to back.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux May 22,2018 8:33 pm || Up

      If the Mundys ever make it back to Port Ruppert, they will have a moment of silence for him.

      TINSTAAFK
  15. Soaker May 22,2018 8:25 pm

    I’m glad to see a tepid Game Thread title. We had a little run of bloody and violent ones.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:26 pm

    Man that was an terrible last shot attempt the W’s got, with time and timeouts available.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:28 pm || Up

      Yeah. Panicky. You have to get Durant the ball in that situation because you know he’ll get a look at the basket at least.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 8:30 pm || Up

        What turned out to actually be the last shot wasn’t so bad.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. Soaker May 22,2018 8:41 pm

    Boy, Cahill lost it in a span of about 10 pitches.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 22,2018 8:45 pm || Up

      sure, but its hard to expect more from him

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 8:47 pm
  19. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 9:06 pm

    Great pitch to end that inning.

  20. Soaker May 22,2018 9:17 pm

    The good news is that at tonight’s rate of bullpen usage, Bob won’t need to go to Font until about the 17th inning. The game does have a long extra-inning feel though.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 9:39 pm || Up

      Halfway there!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 9:18 pm

    A fresh Gavin ad on the stream. He’s this year’s Humboldt fairy.

  22. Soaker May 22,2018 9:32 pm

    A slice of delicious warm pie would be an excellent way to cap off a cold, damp evening.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 9:34 pm

  24. Soaker May 22,2018 9:48 pm

    It looked like Lucroy would have been called for blocking the plate if he had tagged Segura.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. Future Ed May 22,2018 9:48 pm

    I don’t know why i am so invested in the A’s pulling even with the Angels

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  26. FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 9:50 pm

    Man, sliding headfirst into home plate is so stupid.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  27. andeux May 22,2018 9:50 pm

    G. Heredia kills us again.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 9:57 pm || Up

      Somebody call a Doctor.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. FreeSeatUpgrade May 22,2018 9:58 pm

    Drat.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  29. Soaker May 22,2018 9:58 pm

    Blech. I’m glad we didn’t have to sit around for two more hours waiting for Font to blow it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  30. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 9:58 pm

    Argh so close

  31. Glorious Mundy May 22,2018 10:20 pm

    I don’t see how not DLing him is a viable option. Let it heal.

  32. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:03 am

    • MikeV May 23,2018 9:29 am || Up

      I am so beyond the point of caring. Either announce something or STFU.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:39 am || Up

        I understand the sentiment, but I like to know they are still trying. Also details like a weather station to ensure “thermal comfort” amuse me.

        • AV May 23,2018 9:51 am || Up

          what’s with the scare quotes??

          it’s a thing! there are charts!

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2018 11:25 am || Up

          Yeah also if they don’t periodically make announcements they have to deal with smarmy punks like Ostler and that idiot with EB Times complaining that the A’s aren’t doing anything.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  33. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:22 am

    Not just “stand” now, but stand “and show respect.” Disgraceful.

    • Soaker May 23,2018 9:40 am || Up

      It’s silly, but Trump has gotten so much mileage out of that issue, as a practical matter I think it’s best to hand him his little victory and take it off the table.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:42 am || Up

        I think it’s best that people take the NFL off the table entirely and stop watching it.

  34. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:29 am
    • Future Ed May 23,2018 11:17 am || Up

      you are banned from posting things. you are bringing me down

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 2:29 pm || Up

        Sorry I made you thermally uncomfortable.

  35. Future Ed May 23,2018 11:25 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 23,2018 1:36 pm || Up

      you like diagonals.

      is that a topo map on switzerland? i like it, if so.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger May 24,2018 10:26 am || Up

      Why is Sweden using Daniel Tosh as its model?

  36. andeux May 23,2018 2:22 pm

    Davis to DL, Gossett and Barreto recalled, Font DFA’d. Unfortunately, no one will claim him.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 2:38 pm || Up

      Pretty wild that we actually traded something for him just a couple of weeks ago.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2018 2:52 pm || Up

      It’s good that Barreto is back up to get more experience at the major league level. The benches up here are much different.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker May 23,2018 4:14 pm || Up

      Font does have the right to declare immediate free agency instead of accepting an outright assignment to the minors, because he was previously DFAd and outrighted by Texas. I’d think his agent would have expected this and would have checked Japan, Korea and Mexico. So there’s that slim thread of hope.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 4:23 pm || Up

        I hope he goes to Korea. Think of the bat flips he’ll generate!

  37. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 4:27 pm

    • andeux May 23,2018 4:32 pm || Up

      Huh.
      – They must really hate Graveman now.
      – Could be even rougher if Gossett’s start tonight ends up also being a big bullpen night.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 4:36 pm || Up

        The most insulting thing is that Graveman is on turn to start tomorrow for Nashville.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2018 3:17 pm || Up

        Per SuSlu, Graveman optioned 5/15 thus not eligible for recall today.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 3:19 pm || Up

          The weird part is he would have been eligible for recall yesterday, because he would have been replacing Davis, who was going on the DL.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2018 4:06 pm || Up

            Day-to-day means never having to think more than 24 hours ahead.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 7:28 pm

    I like this version of Gossett that strikes everyone out.

  39. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 7:37 pm

    Pisgotit!

  40. andeux May 23,2018 7:56 pm

    No Ray, that shouldn’t be an RBI.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 7:58 pm || Up

      Nor should Ray care so much about whether it is an RBI.

      • andeux May 23,2018 8:31 pm || Up

        Still going on about it. Still wrong.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 8:32 pm || Up

          When will this man finally realize his lifelong dream of being an official scorer?

  41. andeux May 23,2018 8:08 pm

    Not a balaclava-worthy AB.

    TINSTAAFK
  42. Future Ed May 23,2018 8:09 pm

    VINCE! YOU SAID STEP ON THE GAS! YOU ARE LEARNING!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. Future Ed May 23,2018 8:36 pm

    2 ground balls and a fly out?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. Soaker May 23,2018 8:58 pm

    Considering the bullpen game tomorrow, Melvin owes Gossett a big sloppy wet kiss. And Piscotty gets simultaneous pecks on the cheek from both Melvin and Gossett.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 8:58 pm

    Good Gossett

    • andeux May 23,2018 9:09 pm || Up

      Shame to waste it with another piss-poor performance by the offense.
      Is it really just missing Khris?

      TINSTAAFK
  46. Future Ed May 23,2018 8:59 pm

    please get to cook, please get to cook

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. Future Ed May 23,2018 9:02 pm

    vince is trying to reverse jinx a home run

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. Future Ed May 23,2018 9:08 pm

    i guess davis not being in the lineup is bad.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. lenscrafters May 23,2018 9:21 pm

    The 47/14 home runs away/home split is glaring (granted they’ve played 5 less home games).

    It’ll probably change as the weather warms up but it’s not much comfort now for an offense that’s so home run dependent.

  50. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:22 pm

    Damn. Great catch.

  51. andeux May 23,2018 9:27 pm

    No Ray, they shouldn’t challenge an obviously correct call.

    TINSTAAFK
  52. Future Ed May 23,2018 9:28 pm

    this is horrifying

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. andeux May 23,2018 9:39 pm

    Balaclava-worthy catch.

    TINSTAAFK
  54. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:40 pm

    Lucroy has been giving up a lot of bases back there, no?

  55. Glorious Mundy May 23,2018 9:44 pm

    OK Jairo. Let’s get you a win.

  56. Soaker May 23,2018 9:56 pm

    Another new low on the announced attendance too. That’s the first <7K. The offense evidently needs a little more body heat.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  57. ptbnl May 24,2018 10:12 am

    Buttcoin?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux May 24,2018 10:22 am || Up

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl May 24,2018 10:38 am || Up

        That optimistically presupposes that he has some meaning (let alone precise meaning) in mind.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed May 24,2018 1:10 pm || Up

      trump is very jowly

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 3:27 pm || Up

  58. Future Ed May 24,2018 1:10 pm

    Vince just described felix as the mariners “bell cow”

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Soaker May 24,2018 1:12 pm

    I don’t mind that CB Bucknor has a job, but it should be in something like landscaping or snow removal.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  60. Future Ed May 24,2018 1:42 pm

    don’t break chapman!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Soaker May 24,2018 1:49 pm

    Cue the Peanuts theme song.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  62. Future Ed May 24,2018 2:15 pm

    catch the ball

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. Future Ed May 24,2018 2:46 pm

    come on. its ryan cook

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  64. Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 2:49 pm

    The process took Casilla, 37, seven years, he said – much longer than usual because he’d used a fake name, Jairo Garcia, when he signed his first contract with the A’s as a teenager.

  65. Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 2:58 pm

    Damn, I was thirsty for the 5-4-3 triple play there.

  66. Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 3:03 pm

    I like Melvin’s willingness to get Treinen into games before they are blown.

    • Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 3:04 pm || Up

      Even if this one doesn’t work out!

  67. Future Ed May 24,2018 3:04 pm

    gak

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  68. Soaker May 24,2018 3:24 pm

    Well, it worked, but it would be a good idea for Manaea to avoid getting knocked out in the third inning tomorrow.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  69. Future Ed May 24,2018 3:31 pm

    three winable games.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. 5Aces May 24,2018 3:32 pm

    A realistic shot at being over .500 after Memorial day? I hate that my expectations are this low, but I’ll take it.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 3:57 pm || Up

      I think it’s a real accomplishment given the state of the rotation and a relatively tough schedule so far.

  71. Glorious Mundy May 24,2018 4:04 pm

    My god, Arizona has lost 13 of its last 14 games.

  72. Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 9:47 am

    Did I miss the “Free Kraut is Updating Its Privacy Policy” email?

  73. ptbnl May 25,2018 9:51 am

    Woot! CMB-S4 is called out by name in the FY19 Senate Energy/Water Appropriations bill. I may have a job beyond September yet …

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • colin May 25,2018 10:07 am || Up

      Does this mean it’s too late to adopt one of the clever new name ideas that were brainstormed at the Argonne meeting?

      • ptbnl May 25,2018 10:59 am || Up

        Nope – still time for that.

        I’ve been desperately trying to come up with a name whose acronym is SSSS so we can stay with s4, but to no avail.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • colin May 25,2018 11:00 am || Up

          I say we go with Lloyd’s PABST acronym

          • 5Aces May 25,2018 11:47 am || Up

            No idea what you guys are talking about, but that is a Blue Ribbon of a name!

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • andeux Jun 18,2018 11:28 am || Up

      Good news for you guys:

      TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Jun 20,2018 9:35 am || Up

        These boomers be craaaaaaaaaaazy.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  74. Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 10:07 am

    Attn: MikeV

    • colin May 25,2018 10:08 am || Up

      2016 was the last time he was above replacement level

      • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 10:10 am || Up

        And he was way below replacement level in 2015. I had no idea how bad he has been for them.

    • andeux May 25,2018 10:09 am || Up

      Wait, what? Did they think about how this would affect my fantasy team?

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 10:16 am || Up

        Yeah, they were doing you a favor.

        • andeux May 25,2018 10:35 am || Up

          Eh, maybe. Even with the recent slump, for fantasy purposes he’s been quite good this year – defense doesn’t matter, he gets tons of RBIs playing on that team, and steals more bases than most 1B.

          TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker May 25,2018 11:23 am || Up

      Thanks to the Red Sox for waiting to do this until their season series with the A’s was completed. He had 5 singles in 21 AB with no walks, batting third in each of those 5 games (1 DNP) and grounded to Semien for the final out of Manaea’s no-hitter.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  75. Future Ed May 25,2018 11:44 am
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 11:59 am || Up

      more like Nerd Freiman

      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 25,2018 1:10 pm || Up

        Putting that fancy Dook education to use. No Kyrie Irving he.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  76. Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 12:00 pm

    So many A’s legends.

    • Soaker May 25,2018 12:19 pm || Up

      LOL. Are we represented by TLong or Sweeney? Both had by far their most PA with the A’s, Sweeney about 2/3 and TLong about 3/4.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed May 25,2018 12:28 pm || Up

        adam kennedy

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 25,2018 1:12 pm || Up

        When will Dave Kaval give us an old timers game? Preferably with better players

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 1:18 pm || Up

          Canseco would train for that game for six months.

        • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 4:21 pm || Up
          • Future Ed May 25,2018 5:23 pm || Up

            he’d get a concussion just reading your comment.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker May 25,2018 12:27 pm || Up

      Also, how great is it that those two are the opposing catchers?

      View post on imgur.com

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  77. ptbnl May 25,2018 12:51 pm

    I’ve just been offered 2 tickets in the City Council suite for the game tonight – anyone interested?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 25,2018 1:36 pm || Up
      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 25,2018 1:39 pm || Up

      I can’t go tonight, but FYI, the 8 Council members each get 2 tix, so I practice no one in the suite knows who else is supposed to be there. So, fir instance, if you showed up with three friends but only 2 legit suite tix it’s very unlikely anyone would check.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  78. Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 3:13 pm

    • Soaker May 25,2018 4:29 pm || Up

      A’s 6th round pick in 2017 for the Rays’ 9th round pick in 2016 plus 6-2/3 innings of Font (at 12.2 K/9!).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux May 25,2018 4:35 pm || Up

        Way to bury the lede (6.8 HR/9).

        TINSTAAFK
        • andeux May 25,2018 4:41 pm || Up

          (And also, this is a good example for why some people prefer K as a percentage of batters faced to K/9. 9 K out of 37 batters faced is good but not remarkable, but it translates into a good K/9 because the other 28 guys knocked him around.)

          TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 4:36 pm || Up

        Plus whatever we’re able to get off of him next week.

        • Soaker May 25,2018 4:38 pm || Up

          True. The Rays’ roster is in flux as they also made a trade with the Mariners today. Maybe Font will get one of their reliever starts in Oakland.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy May 25,2018 4:51 pm || Up

      Peter Bayer has faced 26 batters this season for the Rays’ high A club.

      6 K, 6 BB, 2 HBP, 7 H, 2 WP, 8 ER

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