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25 Feb 2010  |  sslinger  |FK-All

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A while ago, mb joked about being interested in participating in a fantasy baseball league if it was aimed at fielding the worst team possible.  So I checked on Yahoo! and we could have a league with the following categories:

Hitting; ABs, GS, Singles, HBP, Sac Hits, CS, K, GIDP, E, Catchers’s Interference (!)

Pitching: IP, L, ER, HR, BB, HB, WP, Balks, SB Allowed, Total Bases Allowed, Blown Saves

That’s 10 categories for hitting, 11 for pitching.  Other categories could be added as well, or obviously not all of these need to be included.  I’ve included ABs, GS, & IP because that way regular players would be rewarded, not just scrubs.  Does anyone want to assemble a bad baseball team and play for the Crosby Cup (it’s better than donuts)!

19 thoughts on “Bad Kraut”

  1. monkeyball Feb 25,2010 12:48 pm

    Two Grills, one Cup?

    you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 2:11 pm || Up

      We discussed disgust referencing that.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  2. Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 1:28 pm

    Like I said, I’ve never done it before, but I’d be more than happy to be the FK punching bag.

  3. salb918 Feb 25,2010 1:29 pm

    I would play in a straight WAR league.

    • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 1:37 pm || Up

      So no Stipe, no Sweet?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • spwc2010 Feb 25,2010 2:49 pm || Up

        not even any Bob Mould?

        \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
      • salb918 Feb 25,2010 4:37 pm || Up

        wikipedia says nothing about Sweet being gay; therefore, Sweet can play in my league.

        • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 5:38 pm || Up

          wait a minute. That’s the deciding factor? Wikipedia?

          ….does the gov’t use this method for don’t ask, don’t tell?

          • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 5:47 pm || Up

            I’d never heard any such thing about Sweet before today. I was just recycling the meme for a cheap joke.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • salb918 Feb 25,2010 5:58 pm || Up

              I think some poor punctuations led the “not straight” modifier to mistakenly apply to both Stipe and Sweet.

              • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 9:26 pm || Up

                Well, you’ve got Stipe and Sweet and southern pop singer and gay….do both qualifiers apply to one signifier?

    • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 2:12 pm || Up

      I used to do something like that. The format has to be somewhat different than standard Yahoo, but you can make it work.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Future Ed Feb 25,2010 2:20 pm || Up

      So in your league when there is a tie you put each put three cards face down then turn over the fourth?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 2:24 pm || Up

        iFSU, when there is tie, league puts three of you face down and turns over a fourth.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • andeux Feb 25,2010 2:27 pm || Up

      Why can’t we be friends?

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2010 3:49 pm || Up

        Cisco came in blasted, drinking port eating Kraut.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 5:38 pm || Up

          Fuck the wine, eat that kraut.

          • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 5:48 pm || Up

            STICKER!

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • green star oakland Feb 25,2010 5:56 pm || Up

              Gettin’ a little sticker-happy there, monkey.

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.

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