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I Want a New Grill 130

1. SuSlu1: Jake Fox is out of options. AFAICT, the rules themselves aren’t really that complicated, but MLB doesn’t make the information about each player available to the public or (apparently) even to the players.

2. SuSlu2: Duchscherer is in the best shape of his life the last few days.
3. SuSlu3: Devine and DiNardo also feeling good.

4. Even I’m not this touchy about quips about Berkeley.

5. “Lost” spoiled bastard. Good episode in spite of the cheese.

6. Ozzie speaks: “That’s why the world is all screwed up.” (Or maybe this is Ozzie).

130 thoughts on “I Want a New Grill

  1. mikeA Feb 24,2010 1:26 pm

    Apparently Duke has a fiance.

    • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 1:33 pm || Up

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but you dropped an “e.”

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • mikeA Feb 24,2010 1:37 pm || Up

        huh. I didn’t know it worked that way.

        • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 1:43 pm || Up

          And you call yourself a Frenchman!

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 3:01 pm || Up

        Perhaps he just dropped an “n.” Because Duke did get a new contract, ya know.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 3:12 pm || Up

          Ca I have $5?

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  2. mikeA Feb 24,2010 1:27 pm
    • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 1:44 pm || Up

      I had never heard this Britishism:

      “This is going to put the cat among the pigeons,” Morwood says.

      I also liked Doctor Argue.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 1:46 pm || Up

      Tricksy…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. mikeA Feb 24,2010 1:29 pm

    Did someone tell her Cahill is the front-runner or is she guessing?

    • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 1:38 pm || Up

      God I hope she’s guessing.

      Where’s her invite btw?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 1:43 pm || Up

        I’m waiting for LB to print it on a massive magnet, which I’ll slap on the side of a refrigerated truck headed to Phoenix.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 1:47 pm || Up

          Git ‘er done

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 2:18 pm || Up

          how big you need, there, boss monkey?

    • grover Feb 24,2010 1:58 pm || Up

      The A’s have given indications that Cahill is the front runner. I think its in part to the team’s mistaken belief that they “need” a long man in the bullpen and they had Gio fill the role a bit last year. So if Gio is headed to the pen… Cahill gets the nod over Mazzaro.

      For now.

      • dmoas Feb 24,2010 6:39 pm || Up

        Ew. Don’t like Gio as the long man. He needs to start. If he’s not the best option, send him to AAA.

    • lenscrafters Feb 24,2010 4:01 pm || Up

      It just doesn’t make sense. Gio was clearly better than Cahill last year. And I like Gio’s upside better than Cahill’s.

      Either the A’s are blinded by Cahill’s luck determined ERA or they just simply won’t admit they made a mistake bringing him up early last year.

      • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 5:37 pm || Up

        Disagree about upside, but agree Cahill should start down.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • lenscrafters Feb 24,2010 7:01 pm || Up

          Why do you like Cahill’s upside better than Gio’s?

          • mikeA Feb 24,2010 7:22 pm || Up

            His upside is high K%, very high GB%, which is very rare, and better than Gio’s very high K% and not much else good.

            I’m not sure I believe Cahill is the front-runner, but I’m quite sure neither of your “eithers” are true. Regardless of what happened last year, it’s probably at least not crazy to think Cahill will be better next year. But still, it would would be very strange since Gio certainly appears to be better right now, and sending Cahill to AAA would save some service time.

            • Future Ed Feb 24,2010 7:46 pm || Up

              What about Braden? Why can’t he be the odd pitcher out?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • mikeA Feb 24,2010 8:22 pm || Up

                Because he’s better than both of them?

                • Future Ed Feb 24,2010 10:12 pm || Up

                  Well, yeah he has been, but he won’t be soon. If Cahill shows up with a curveball (that he showcases in the first two months in Sacto in my world) when he comes back (with a healthy Duchscherer and Sheets, again in my world) Cahill can replace braden, who I expect will not be as good as Gonzalez or Cahill in the future.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:27 am || Up

                  Yeah, he needs to find a consistent release point and a non-hanging curve. Then he could be Anderson good.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • lenscrafters Feb 24,2010 8:48 pm || Up

              You’re underselling Gio’s upside.

              His K/9 last year, if he qualified, would’ve been 4th among starters in all of baseball. His career minor league BB/9 is 4, not good, but not horrible/indicative of MLB failure either. If he averaged those numbers in the majors he would be pretty good.

              I think 09 Jorge de la Rosa (3.7 WAR) is an apt comparison.

              In pure upside terms, you’re right that Cahill’s upside (high K%, high GB%) is higher than someone who just gets a lot of Ks. But factoring in repertoire + probability of reaching that upside, I like Gio’s stuff far better than Cahill’s, even if Cahill does add the knuckle curve eventually. And as far as likelihood of reaching that upside, Gio has already shown the ability to perform his skill in the majors. Cahill, thus far, hasn’t shown much of anything, although the GB% is encouraging.

              • mikeA Feb 24,2010 8:52 pm || Up

                I don’t like Gio’s stuff better than Cahill’s. De La Rosa isn’t apt in the sense that he throws a lot harder than Gio. Gio has also been hit pretty hard most places he’s been. That said, I wouldn’t really argue much with saying Gio has more upside.

                • lenscrafters Feb 24,2010 9:14 pm || Up

                  Yeah now that I think of it, Gio’s best comp is still Zito (similar minor league K/9, BB/9 numbers, similar repertoire, flyball pitchers). Gio throws harder though.

                • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:28 am || Up

                  I guess I just see Gio get hit hard/don’t see the movement that Cahill has. I see Gio as significantly more likely to pan out, and better in early ’10, but never a top-of-rotation guy.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 2:01 pm

    Suwaggu!

    az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 2:18 pm || Up

      Most honorable pig-demon, you are most welcome.

      • JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 7:08 pm || Up

        SRSLY. THNXA2KLBS.

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
  5. grover Feb 24,2010 2:04 pm

    Appearently the rules regarding optional assignments are a bit tricky. I e-mailed Slusser about a dozen times today on the subject and all I can say is that the FO’s confusion on whether or not Fox had an option remaining going into 2010 wasn’t the result of some intern not being able to count to 20.

    • dmoas Feb 24,2010 6:40 pm || Up

      1…2…5…7…3… shit this counting stuff is hhhhawwd.

      • Future Ed Feb 24,2010 7:47 pm || Up

        three, sir.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 7:56 pm || Up

          Three!

          • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:29 am || Up

            “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 10:09 am || Up

              My favorite part of that is, “Five is right out.”

  6. salb918 Feb 24,2010 2:10 pm

    1.22 posts/day
    70.7 comments/post
    86.5 comments/day

    • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 2:15 pm || Up

      Needs moar tirades.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 3:19 pm

    I like the Claire development for what it seems to tell us about Rousseau’s affliction, its connection to Nemesis/Smoky/Locke, and what might become of Sayid. I also really want to know who (if anyone) Jacob was intending to summon via the lighthouse, and whether the summons happened regardless of Jack’s smashy-smashy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Feb 24,2010 3:22 pm || Up

      I was thinking that Jacob wanted Jack to smash the mirror.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 3:53 pm || Up

        Agreed. But Jacob told Hurley to lead Jack to the lighthouse because “someone is trying to get to the island and this will lead their way” (or something like that). I’m unclear about whether the mirror smashing was just the embodiment of Jacob’s oh-so-clever metaphor (Jack leading himself to the island in some esoteric sense, which fits with the Jack-Hurley “hoped it would heal me” conversation shortly beforehand), or whether perhaps there actually was someone whom Jacob intended to lead to the island (and the mirror smashing either enabled or hindered that).

        Because I also wonder whether the smashed mirror might prove important to a later re-uniting/merging of the safely arrived in LA Losties with the island-bound Losties.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Feb 24,2010 6:44 pm || Up

          That was how he got Hurley to get Jack out of the Temple. No one’s coming to the island (at least not using the lighthouse). I got the impression Jacob knew Locke & Co were coming and that Jack in particular is his chosen one and needed him to get out of Dodge. That episode reaffirmed my thoughts on the final scene with Jack & Sawyer taking the places of Jacob & Smokey on the beach in last year’s finale.

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 6:59 pm || Up

            Well, someone is definitely coming to the island…Widmore, alternaLosties, Desmond, someone…but you’re probably correct that the only function of Jacob taking Jack to the lighthouse was the smashing. Your finale prediction continues to be quite credible.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
            • dmoas Feb 24,2010 7:45 pm || Up

              Oooh forgot about Widmore and Desmond. Actually while watching I was thinking that Jack’s son from the Alter-verse was coming which would be pretty cool.

            • mother pucker Feb 24,2010 11:32 pm || Up

              Think you nailed it with Desmond/Penny. Desmond is still listed as a regular in the opening credits, and they have to work him in somehow. Seems like the perfect opportunity.

  8. salb918 Feb 24,2010 3:41 pm

    Swag at work:

    Swag at play:

    • grover Feb 24,2010 4:04 pm || Up

      Amazingly versatile.

    • green star oakland Feb 24,2010 5:24 pm || Up

      I recognize the ice cream!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 5:56 pm || Up

      love.

      thanks for sharing, sal!

    • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 1:13 pm || Up

      Swag in action, juniors division

      … and the arty, Fellini-meets-von Trier composition:

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • andeux Feb 25,2010 1:28 pm || Up

        He looks like he’s enjoying that bottle of kraut juice.

        TINSTAAFK
        • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 1:39 pm || Up

          I had a pic of him eating kraut the other night, but Meesus Moonkeyball said “It looks like he’s eating spiders,” so I deleted it (it was out of focus anyway).

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • monkeyball Feb 26,2010 5:37 pm || Up

            Ah, no — I didn’t delete it. Here it is in all its arachnovoric soft-focus:

            And the rest of dinner that night: grilled pork chop, kraut (Libby’s), homemade apple-pear sauce.

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 1:58 pm || Up

          Can’t be, b/c that stuff ain’t free.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 1:29 pm || Up

        There is no free kraut. There is abundant free kraut.

        The winter approaches.

  9. andeux Feb 24,2010 4:35 pm
    TINSTAAFK
    • monkeyball Feb 24,2010 5:34 pm || Up

      I thought that would be an article about Seligula’s committee report.

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 4:41 pm
    HOCKEY SPOILER–Warning, warning!

    Since I’m stuck at work and don’t have enough time to watch the DVR’d game later tonight, or enough juice to persuade the wife to watch hockey instead of figure skating (which IIRC is also a dilemna Holden Caulfield faced), I went ahead and looked at the outcome of today’s quarterfinal game. Huzzah!

    Anyway, to my point: Apparently, Friday’s semifinal against the Czechs will actually be broadcast live throughout the nation, including here in the inbred backwater they call “the Pacific Time Zone.”

    Which is good news and all that, except that I’ll be working and will have to record it for later viewing anyway, wife’s figure skating insistence nothwithstanding.

    BTW: Deadpsin, lousy place to visit for PST’ers who want to avoid spoilage. But sfgate, fine place to visit…they’ve clued in enough to not put Olympic results on their front page.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Feb 24,2010 5:36 pm || Up

      I did not watch the USSR-USA game in 1980 because I already knew the result. That crap has been going on forever. I do remember getting up at 8 a.m. the following Sunday morning to watch the gold medal game (on my college kid 13-inch black-and-white set), as ABC decided to show that game live to everybody.

      Good for the Peacock for finally seeing the light this time around.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Feb 24,2010 5:38 pm || Up

      Ah, but then you get a total commercial skip

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • mother pucker Feb 24,2010 11:26 pm || Up

      Minor correction: The US of A will be playing Finland, not the Czech Republic. Should be a good one.

  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 6:26 pm
    Who says there’s never anything good at Slate?

    That kind of pigeonholing really takes the cake:

    height=200

    Full slide show of Saddam family photos here.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • salb918 Feb 24,2010 6:40 pm || Up

      Who brings a gun to a birthday party?

      • Ice Cream Feb 24,2010 6:59 pm || Up

        A son of a gun, that’s who.

        Where is the good in "good-bye"?
    • JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 8:29 pm || Up

      Looks like Jose Lima’s about to snap that kid’s neck.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
      • salb918 Feb 24,2010 8:34 pm || Up

        You’d be pissed too, if you’re career spiraled from the majors to the minors to indy ball to pitching mop-up for the Baghdad Bombers of the Iraqi semi-pro baseball league.

        • JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 8:38 pm || Up

          Outside of the shot, stage right: Mrs. Lima

          az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
          • salb918 Feb 24,2010 8:40 pm || Up

            You wouldn’t be able to stop staring either.

            • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:32 am || Up

              Those are going to look great for another 3-6 months.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  12. Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 7:08 pm

    So, not to dwell on weird, personal shit that makes most of you run for the hills, but how the fuck does she turn that piece of shit who beat her ass into a fucking martyr? Seriously. WTF?!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 7:25 pm || Up

      Coping mechanism…easier for the brain to latch onto the simple story line (the cops killed him) than it is to confront the cycle of abuse/departure/return which is characteristic of the abusive relationship.

      Given some time she’ll probably see it differently…

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 7:40 pm || Up

        Jesus, let’s hope so.

      • dmoas Feb 24,2010 7:49 pm || Up

        That’s a pretty crazy story for her brain to play. You’re right of course. Just remarkably twisted for the mind to take that route. Let’s hope she doesn’t try to take it any further than a thought otherwise she’s bound to have a pretty nasty fall.

  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 24,2010 8:27 pm

    I think we should invite Rev. Halofan over for some Free Kraut.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Leopold Bloom Feb 24,2010 8:34 pm

    Ahem.

    new swag

    • mjdittmer Feb 24,2010 9:13 pm || Up

      Belated and misplaced thanks for swag below …

      • JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 10:10 pm || Up

        Berated (belated and misplaced thanks for swag) below

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:33 am || Up

      Awesome. And to the extent there is distribution I’m magneted out. Mrs. N had a bit of a negative reaction to the number of magnets on the fridge.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 10:12 am || Up

        Poor Mrs. NM. So put upon. So many snarky magnets.

        • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 11:15 am || Up

          Having gotten nm attached to her, I would imagine she’s a regular snark magnet herself.

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
  15. mjdittmer Feb 24,2010 9:13 pm

    Belated thanks! It’s here. Pictures when I get a chance …

    • JediLeroy Feb 24,2010 10:08 pm || Up

      Why’d you post this here? You’re STOOPID.

      az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
    • sslinger Feb 25,2010 8:54 am || Up

      Belated thanks mucho from me too – got it!

  16. FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 25,2010 8:31 am

    Outrage and appreciation all in one post, as Deadspin’s Will Leitch’s Oakland A’s preview:

    1. Spends most of its words on the unthinking “certainty” that A’s:Oakland as Expos:Montreal; yet
    2. Calls us A’s fans “among the most intelligent, passionate and zany in all of sports,” citing as his example a certain fellow’s post about sock puppets.

    Damn you Leitch! And, um, thanks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 9:10 am || Up

      Does BP10 really argue for a move out of the Bay Area entirely? Not only has that argument been thoroughly discredited, but — in this economy (and the foreseeable horizon)? (And Leitch’s Portland theory is even dumber, given recent developments there IIRC.)

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
    • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 9:35 am || Up

      I want to hire an A’s fan to be my friend.

      But does he want to buy a sign?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 10:45 am || Up

        That is the real question, isn’t it?

        You know, the problem with getting some love from WL is the only people I’d want to brag about it to are the same ones who told me about it to begin with…

  17. sslinger Feb 25,2010 9:01 am

    The only reason to suspect that Crumpacker’s column today was not written by mb was the missing band name.

    “Donna, it says here you fainted while playing an alpenhorn in Switzerland as an exchange student. Tell us about that.”

    • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 10:27 am || Up

      If Fosse were a columnist:

      “Donna, how awesome was it to faint while playing an alpenhorn in Switzerland as an exchange student?”

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
      • sslinger Feb 25,2010 12:09 pm || Up

        If Ralph Barbieri hosted Jeopardy:

        “Donna, it says here you fainted while playing an alpenhorn in Switzerland as an exchange student. Ah, Switzerland. When I was traveling around Europe I fell in love with the chocolate in Switzerland, and the view. But the people, jeez, they’re all so tall, and blond. It’s like being in Land of the Giants, except without Barry Bonds. Or Vlad, jeez, all they had to do was sign Vlad and the Giants could have finally won a World Series. Or maybe even two or three! I can’t believe Sabean let him get away, what a waste. Well Donna, that’s all the time we have, we have to go to a break.”

        • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 12:33 pm || Up

          asvd

          you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • Poppy Feb 25,2010 8:54 pm || Up

          Now, that’s just awesome.

          There's a wild thing in the woolshed and it's keeping me awake at night.
  18. nevermoor Feb 25,2010 10:19 am
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • salb918 Feb 25,2010 11:05 am || Up

      That is misleading. He voted against closing debate on the jobs bill, and then he voted for it. I don’t see a contradiction.

      • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 11:09 am || Up

        So in your view it is reasonable to obstruct passage of bills you support?

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • salb918 Feb 25,2010 11:18 am || Up

          It’s reasonable to want to continue to debate a bill, to perhaps push for additional changes (or earmarks for your constituents) because you think the bill could be better. But once it is time to vote on the bill, even if it’s not perfect in your mind, you can still vote for it.

          • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 11:23 am || Up

            Mr b918 Goes to Washington

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
          • mk Feb 25,2010 11:27 am || Up

            Gosh. I’m caught between trying to sell you a bridge and insisting that you stipulate purity of motive on everything Obama does henceforth.

          • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 11:39 am || Up

            Filibustering != desire to continue debate. Filibustering = desire to prevent Senate from taking action.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 11:16 am || Up

        That ain’t the way it works. Lamar and his ilk don’t want to actually continue debating and refining legislation. They want to stop it in its tracks.

        you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
        • salb918 Feb 25,2010 11:27 am || Up

          That may be, but MY doesn’t seem to be making that analytical/subjective point by touting those headlines.

          • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 11:42 am || Up

            He’s assuming his readers know that, because he blogs about it constantly

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • salb918 Feb 25,2010 12:42 pm || Up

              Well, then maybe you better force me to read all his posts!

              • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 12:47 pm || Up

                OBAMA URGES CHEMICAL ENGINEERS: READ ALL YGLESIAS POSTS

                you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
              • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 1:56 pm || Up

                I thought we’d had these discussions before. My mistake.

                Basically, Republicans in this Senate are filibustering EVERYTHING, even bills that pass near-unanimously.

                The reason is that even when the filibuster fails, there are enough filibuster points that you can stop the Senate for over a week. And not a week of productive debate, or even of floor speeches. Just a week of waiting for filibuster votes to “ripen.”

                "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • spwc2010 Feb 25,2010 3:00 pm || Up

                  Lock the doors and sleep at your desk while some old fuddy duddy reads out of the phone book. That’s what a filibuster should be. This “let’s not and say we did” BS is WEAK.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 3:08 pm || Up

                  Well, to force that there’d have to be one filibusterer but 50 filibusterees

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • spwc2010 Feb 25,2010 4:55 pm || Up

                  and that’s the problem… nobody’s forced to be a filibusteree anymore. Other business should not get done while a filibuster is happening. Filibusters are supposed to shut down the senate until the majority caves in and makes concessions to the minority, or until the filibuster fails, whichever comes first.

                  Then again, screw all this “supposed to be” stuff anyway. The world can be what it needs to be, and I can hide in my little hole with my pipe and my computer until supply lines break down, and then I will happily eat as many neighbors as I can before a stronger one eats me. Justice is served, and Darwin would be proud.

                  \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
                • mk Feb 25,2010 6:05 pm || Up

                  [S]enators made the decision a few decades back that agenda time was simply too valuable to let a few filibustering senators hijack it. A truly effective filibuster could theoretically shut down the Senate for the rest of the year. Congressional Dems and the Obama administration actually want to get some other stuff passed this year while they still have a (large) majority.

                  Finally, a true filibuster today probably wouldn’t involve a whole lot of phone book-reading. […] Today, there are dozens of policy shops and hundreds of conservative writers who could generate days and days of material for filibustering Republicans to read. Fox would likely televise many of the speeches live and portray the filibuster as a great patriotic act. If anything, the Republicans would control the discussion during a filibuster more than they do now.

                  (link)

  19. salb918 Feb 25,2010 4:38 pm

    By the way, andeux, the title of this Grill has put that fucking Huey Lewis song in my head for the last 24 hours. Thanks a lot.

    • andeux Feb 25,2010 4:42 pm || Up

      That’s actually what I was referencing. You’re welcome.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Ice Cream Feb 25,2010 4:54 pm || Up

        That’s the power of Grill.

        Where is the good in "good-bye"?
        • salb918 Feb 25,2010 5:08 pm || Up

          I’m just happy to be stuck with grill.

          • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 5:14 pm || Up

            Do you believe in grill?

            you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come
            • Leopold Bloom Feb 25,2010 5:36 pm || Up

              Hip to be grill?

              (you haven’t left me much)

              • dmoas Feb 25,2010 8:20 pm || Up

                Gotta get Grill in time?
                or
                Gotta get back in Grill?

            • nevermoor Feb 25,2010 5:41 pm || Up

              SPWC has his fist stuck in a grill

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • spwc2010 Feb 25,2010 5:56 pm || Up

                huh? I don’t punch rappers in the mouth…

                \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • monkeyball Feb 25,2010 5:15 pm || Up

      Speaking of whom, anyone else think Chris Pine (Kirk in last year’s Star Trek “reboot”) is a dead ringer for young Huey Lewis?

      you better hope to God you don't show up in this little community, because you'll wish you had never come

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