MDC had it right.
In fact, John Wayne played a Texas Ranger in the 1961 film The Comancheros, teaming with his captured fugitive to fight a criminal gang running whiskey and guns to the Comanches. John Wayne kills the gang AND the Comanches, natch, frees the fugitive to run off with the chief’s daughter, and rides off into the sunset.
LOL Giants, so fucked they’re getting shock therapy. No, really.
You’ve offended our FKing cosmologist. Prepare to die.
Friday, 5:05 PM: Hahn vs Cashner
Sat 5:05 PM: Gray vs Martinez
Sun 12:05 PM: Graveman vs Griffin