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Game Thread of the Astros Orbital Decay 166

My last game thread sucked, so I’m going to jump right back on the horse. Get ready to endure lots of orange all weekend from Enron Field Minute Maid Park.

Stomper could crush both of them

Friday at 5:10: Cotton vs. Charlie Morton
Saturday at 4:10: Triggs vs. Joe Musgrove
Sunday at 11:10: Hahn vs. Dallas Keuchel

166 thoughts on “Game Thread of the Astros Orbital Decay

  1. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 5:19 pm

    KhristopHeR

  2. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 5:41 pm

    So it’s one of those games.

    • Soaker Apr 28,2017 5:46 pm || Up

      I’m thinking “one of those road trips”, the 1-8 flavor.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 5:46 pm || Up

        Catcher interference and dropped ball balk in the same inning is something special.

      • Glorious Mundy May 4,2017 2:03 pm || Up

        2-7. They sure showed you.

  3. Soaker Apr 28,2017 5:50 pm

    Shortstop for shortstop HBPs, thinking back to the ninth inning of the final game in Oakland. That was La Russa’s policy.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Apr 28,2017 6:05 pm || Up

      And I’m glad they went with that, rather than cleanup hitter for cleanup hitter which would have worked too.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  4. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 6:04 pm

    Mercy, that was an impressive shot.

  5. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2017 6:05 pm

    I figure that’s half the Khrush HRs we’re gonna need tonight

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Apr 28,2017 6:28 pm || Up

      I don’t know. I’m thinking closer to a third.

  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2017 6:07 pm

    An hour or two from now I expect to hear the name “Hard Hitten” Mark Whitten.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 28,2017 6:11 pm || Up

      Looking at the guys hitting ahead of Khris in the order, 12 RBI in a game is not physically possible.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 6:15 pm || Up

      I expect to hear the name Bob Horner because we would probably lose the game.

  7. Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 6:19 pm

    I think he’s safe somehow.

  8. Soaker Apr 28,2017 6:20 pm

    NBCS replays weren’t conclusive, but after missing a couple in Anaheim I think Bob thought he had to challenge that one.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 28,2017 6:21 pm || Up

      I want the replay that shows whether Plouffe got caught ball watching on the way to first.

  9. Future Ed Apr 28,2017 6:23 pm

    Replay rules are dumb, sure, but I think it would be an improvement if the play stands because they can’t tell, you shouldn’t lose the challenge.

    again, numbering the challenges is dumb. a better way is unlimited, but lose draft picks if you lose too many or saomething

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • dmoas Apr 28,2017 6:31 pm || Up

      I don’t think they’d want to look at more inconclusives. It would cause more reviews as they’d feel safer testing those out in the hope that they got overturned. You might make a case for inconclusives count as a strike rather than an out so that you get 3 of those versus 1 obvious. But even then, it’s probably asking too much. It’s more important to have more eyes reviewing during that 30 seconds rather than change any rules.

      • Soaker Apr 28,2017 6:49 pm || Up

        It’s more important to have more eyes reviewing during that 30 seconds

        I agree with this solution. Fosse had an interview with the A’s guy, Adam, who’s looking at the replays and he basically said he has a tough time sorting through 12 camera angles in 30 seconds to make a decision to relay to Kotsay. Hire a second person to sit at that table or, hell, send a starting pitcher back into that room every night.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Soaker Apr 28,2017 6:38 pm

    Vogt needs to move back 4 inches. Reddick didn’t reach back there at all.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 28,2017 7:12 pm

    Khrush will need help from the supporting cast to get two more ABs.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  12. Soaker Apr 28,2017 7:31 pm

    JAFF is not only making me miss Rajai, he’s making me miss Coco too.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  13. Soaker Apr 28,2017 7:59 pm

    It was fun for about 3 weeks but the reality is, reality is setting in.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  14. andeux Apr 29,2017 10:22 am

    TINSTAAFK
  15. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 11:04 am

    The NBA stretched the first round of playoffs out in such a way that they ended up with no games on a Saturday. Foolishness.

    • andeux Apr 29,2017 11:06 am || Up

      Maybe they didn’t want to compete with rounds 4-7 of the NFL draft.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 11:20 am || Up

        Even LeBron can’t draw attention when there might be a run on long snappers about to start.

  16. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:18 pm

    Well, I actually wanted to watch this game but it’s blacked out because I’m somehow in Houston’s sphere of influence.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 4:38 pm || Up

      Arkansas is definitely in the Warsaw Pact.

      • Bed Apr 29,2017 4:43 pm || Up

        Da Comrade

        But seriously, folks...
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 5:01 pm || Up

          Think France in Catch-22, constantly overrun, pledging allegiance to the power du jour, going along to get along. Let the carnage happen somewhere else. Say, Branson.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Bed Apr 29,2017 5:17 pm || Up

            Branson seems like a solid choice although I do worry what my fellow comrades will do without the talents of Roy Clark.

            But seriously, folks...
  17. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:21 pm

    I’m listening to the radio feed…this is so below my standards…this what being a Democrat must feel like.

    But seriously, folks...
  18. Future Ed Apr 29,2017 4:25 pm

    HEDY!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:25 pm

    How long is the NFL Draft these days? A week?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 4:37 pm || Up

      Lot of value in the 37th round. I think Belicheck has 17 picks on day 8. Gamers and grinders only then.

      • Bed Apr 29,2017 4:45 pm || Up

        Glorious Mundy with the early thread win.

        But seriously, folks...
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 4:50 pm || Up

          I have a great motor. I’m a little undersized but you can’t measure heart.

          • Bed Apr 29,2017 4:51 pm || Up

            You were a fast riser on Mel’s Big Draft Board.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 4:55 pm || Up

              I’m a high-character guy who loves to compete, which is what you’re looking for at the commenter position.

              • batgirl May 1,2017 11:54 am || Up

                Sure you’ve got some red flags on your character, but I spoke with your college coaches and they assure me you’re putting that all in your past and are ready to prove yourself as a solid teammate in the pros.

                • Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 12:19 pm || Up

                  My teammates want to go into battle with me. That jumps off the film.

                • MikeV May 1,2017 3:28 pm || Up

                  Did they attend your birthday party

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

  20. andeux Apr 29,2017 4:26 pm

    Correa took a couple Crosbyesque swings at Triggs’ slider.

    TINSTAAFK
  21. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:26 pm

    Carlos Beltran is only 40?

    But seriously, folks...
  22. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:28 pm

    So, I paid 200 bucks to be able to listen to radio commercials. Good grief.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 4:36 pm || Up

      You’ll be saaaaahrry….at the hasssssienda crossing

  23. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:36 pm

    I’ll donate my car if I never have to listen to that ad again.

    But seriously, folks...
  24. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:46 pm

    The Vinceining…is happening.

    But seriously, folks...
  25. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:48 pm

    Who are what is a Ryan LaMarre?

    But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Apr 29,2017 4:49 pm || Up

      Some guy who can’t hit major league pitching.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Apr 29,2017 4:52 pm || Up

        Well, he’ll fit right in then.

        But seriously, folks...
  26. Bed Apr 29,2017 4:50 pm

    Oh Vince…everyday is little league day for the A’s.

    But seriously, folks...
  27. andeux Apr 29,2017 4:57 pm

    Fosse could talk about catcher’s interference all weekend, and just might.

    TINSTAAFK
  28. Bed Apr 29,2017 5:04 pm

    Scoring runs is better than not scoring runs.

    But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Apr 29,2017 5:11 pm

    You probably haven’t heard this because it hasn’t gotten much press coverage but today is Trump’s 100th day in office.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 5:11 pm

    The NHL draft lottery is totally like a game show. Not even a studio audience.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 5:13 pm || Up

      The Flyers, Stars and Devils should have to phone a friend to determine #1.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Apr 29,2017 5:15 pm || Up

      You could tell me this is a real thing or a fake thing and I’d believe you either way.

      But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 5:15 pm || Up

      Jaff has an arm.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  31. Bed Apr 29,2017 5:14 pm

    So, the Las Vegas Football Team apparently took one guy under suspicion of rape and another guy who is blind in one eye. Alrighty then.

    But seriously, folks...
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 5:16 pm || Up

      Surely even you can extend McKenzie the benefit of the doubt at this point?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Bed Apr 29,2017 5:28 pm || Up

        I do? I’m pretty sure I don’t.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 5:17 pm || Up

      Staying on brand is important.

    • andeux Apr 29,2017 5:17 pm || Up

      Does he wear an eyepatch? That would be awesome.

      TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Apr 29,2017 5:25 pm || Up
      TINSTAAFK
      • Bed Apr 29,2017 5:30 pm || Up

        It’s honestly getting harder and harder to justify being an NFL fan.

        But seriously, folks...
  32. andeux Apr 29,2017 5:32 pm

    Don’t run on Reddick?

    TINSTAAFK
  33. Bed Apr 29,2017 5:33 pm

    I only heard it of course but I hate it when guys run into the third out.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 5:36 pm || Up

      I’m not a big fan of them running into the first and second outs either.

  34. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 5:40 pm

    Is Triggs good or bad? I’m confused.

  35. Bed Apr 29,2017 5:57 pm

    I wish I could talk myself into being a Warriors fan.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 6:04 pm || Up

      It’s pretty fun.

      I’ve occasionally wished I could talk myself into being a Giants fan. But fuck that.

      • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:13 pm || Up

        Being a Kings fan is like getting kicked in the nuts 82 times a year. It’s not just that they’re bad but they’re stupid too. I wouldn’t mind getting my mind wiped and just starting over on all my teams.

        But seriously, folks...
  36. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:00 pm

    Does Phil Garner still manage the Astros?

    But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:01 pm

    Is Jennifer Garner still married to Batman?

    But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:02 pm

    Is James Garner still alive?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2017 6:06 pm || Up

      no. and apparantly his real name is bumgarner

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:15 pm || Up

        Yeah, he was from a time when actors had to change their names. I actually read his autobiography a few years back.

        But seriously, folks...
  39. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 6:11 pm

    “Even Joe couldn’t miss that one.”

    Damn, Ray

  40. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:17 pm

    Nice game for Triggs.

    But seriously, folks...
  41. Future Ed Apr 29,2017 6:18 pm

    is triggs good?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 29,2017 6:20 pm

    Great heavyweight fight today. Joshua is the truth.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:24 pm || Up

      You’re like a one man Sports Center. I can’t remember the last time I watched boxing I used to love it.

      But seriously, folks...
  43. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:22 pm

    BOOM!

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:25 pm

    I don’t know if Triggs is good but I’m pretty sure Davis is.

    But seriously, folks...
  45. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:37 pm

    Anytime Doolittle comes in I expect bad things to happen. That’s probably not fair but I just don’t trust him.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Apr 29,2017 6:40 pm || Up

      He just wants to make the 9th interesting for us.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:52 pm || Up

        Well, he’s pretty damn good then.

        But seriously, folks...
  46. ptbnl Apr 29,2017 6:42 pm

    Anyone been to the Great Barrier Reef?

    We’re thinking of combining a long-overdue trip to see our granddaughter with trying to see the reef before it dies, and any tips would be much appreciated.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Apr 29,2017 6:44 pm || Up

      i think you knowwho the likely candidate is

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:50 pm || Up

      I hope you make it there, ptbnl…that’s a trip I want to take as well.

      But seriously, folks...
      • ptbnl Apr 29,2017 6:54 pm || Up

        We just found return flights to Cairns for $1000, so we’re off to a promising start!

        Of course there have been two consecutive years of really bad bleaching and then Tropical Cyclone Debbie, so the reef’s in rough shape right now.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Bed Apr 29,2017 6:57 pm || Up

          That will be a real tragedy if we lose the reef.

          But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 May 1,2017 11:03 am || Up

      I can give you all kinds of Australia advice. The reef is definitely great but it’s very evident that it’s dying. When I last did GBR a few years ago, we did a couple day trip out of Cairns and we also went to the Daintree the rainforest right near by there. Highly recommend.

      If you do make it to Oz, make sure you make it down to the Gold Coast near Brisbane. Most beautiful beaches in the world.

      • MikeV May 1,2017 2:40 pm || Up

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • vignette17 May 1,2017 3:35 pm || Up

          This is so exaggerated. Where the reef is there’s only box jellyfish, cone snail, and blue-ringed octopus. Well, and crocs. And a couple snakes I suppose. Maybe a couple spiders. And then there’s drop bears…

          But aside from that, it’s perfectly safe. It could be worse. On the islands to the east, I’ve heard there are New Zealanders.

  47. Future Ed Apr 29,2017 6:44 pm

    I have forgotten about marcus semien.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. Future Ed Apr 29,2017 6:46 pm

    hedy got on base!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 6:50 pm

    I’m going to go ahead and say that Jaff at the top of the order hasn’t worked.

  50. andeux Apr 29,2017 6:52 pm

    Speaking of relievers I don’t trust.

    TINSTAAFK
  51. Bed Apr 29,2017 6:55 pm

    The only good thing about listening to this game rather than watching it is I don’t have to see Joe West’s ugly mug.

    But seriously, folks...
  52. andeux Apr 29,2017 6:57 pm

    Bob should have argued until he got tossed:
    a) the call was wrong
    b) he probably doesn’t want to see the rest of this game

    TINSTAAFK
  53. Glorious Mundy Apr 29,2017 6:59 pm

    That’s going to be overturned.

  54. andeux Apr 29,2017 7:00 pm

    Uh, never a doubt.

    TINSTAAFK
  55. Bed Apr 29,2017 7:00 pm

    Good win. Orange slices for everyone.

    But seriously, folks...
  56. andeux Apr 29,2017 7:00 pm

    Bassitt rehabbing for Stockton vs. SJ is on comcast hometown.

    TINSTAAFK
  57. Future Ed Apr 29,2017 7:06 pm

    kk was excited

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 29,2017 7:16 pm || Up

      138 to go, let’s hope a couple dozen are as fun as this one.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  58. Soaker Apr 30,2017 7:10 pm

    Not being able to complain about the A’s on FK today gave me a chance to look up a stat.

    Lowest Oakland A’s team OBP in the month of April:
    1. 1968 — .274
    2. 2012 — .280 (the surprising one, but they finished at a mediocre .310)
    3. 1979 — .282
    4. 1995 — .289 (but this was a 5-game month)
    5. 2016 — .291
    6. 2017 — .297

    5 teams managed to be worse than .297. The days of “at least we aren’t the Royals” may have returned. The Royals finish April at an unfathomably bad .210/.270/.336, meaning they would be slightly better off with nine Trevor Plouffes (.207/.275/.366).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  59. Future Ed Apr 30,2017 10:16 pm

    word press knows what’s good for us

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 11:20 am

    Hawt

  61. Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 3:44 pm

    BARRETO WATCH:

    Tripled in his only PA today (he came in the game as a pinch runner). Now hitting .357/.411./.595

    • lenscrafters May 1,2017 3:52 pm || Up

      Ah, but that 32% K rate has got to come down a bit.

      • Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 3:58 pm || Up

        I guess the question is whether he can bring that down while maintaining his new power.

      • Glorious Mundy May 4,2017 11:11 am || Up

        He currently has a .534 BABIP.

        I guess that explains away his .372 batting average, but I imagine he has to be hitting the crap out of the ball to achieve that even with luck.

  62. FreeSeatUpgrade May 1,2017 5:58 pm

    This Caps-Pens series is getting nasty.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  63. Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 6:23 pm

    Trump’s Andrew Jackson Prevents the Civil War fanfic may be the thing that finally breaks me.

  64. Glorious Mundy May 1,2017 9:00 pm

    Wow

    • dmoas May 1,2017 9:06 pm || Up

      Welcome to our new America. Can we secede now?

    • Future Ed May 2,2017 7:20 am || Up

      the southies will rise

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • nevermoor May 2,2017 9:23 am || Up

      GM, those are just real Americans expressing themselves, and it’s basically our fault for not listening and accepting their perspective.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • andeux May 2,2017 10:17 am || Up

        They’re probably suffering from economic anxiety.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor May 2,2017 10:25 am || Up

          Only because they’re still suffering under the oppressive yolk of estate taxes, the AMT, and having their private corporation’s income fully taxed.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy May 2,2017 10:29 am || Up

        So much for the tolerant left.

        • AV May 2,2017 10:35 am || Up

          or the coastal elite.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Soaker May 2,2017 11:57 am || Up

      Suggestion to Red Sox: Wear your #42 jerseys tonight. (Also put some plainclothes security people in the stands.)

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  65. Glorious Mundy May 2,2017 10:32 am
    • Glorious Mundy May 3,2017 11:17 am || Up
      • dmoas May 3,2017 12:12 pm || Up

        No more free speech.

      • Future Ed May 3,2017 5:14 pm || Up

        i have no idea what is happening

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl May 3,2017 7:26 pm || Up

        Their explanation seems to be that while they believed that the arrest for laughing was absurd, they had no choice but to convict for her behaviour leaving court.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • andeux May 3,2017 7:30 pm || Up

          Jurors always have a choice.

          TINSTAAFK
          • ptbnl May 3,2017 7:33 pm || Up

            I didn’t say it was a good explanation.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Future Ed May 3,2017 8:19 pm || Up

              if laughing was not disruptive, then officers removing her were acting beyond their authority. if this were a resisting arrest cas the officers would not be executing their lawful duties and therefore the resistance would not be unlawful. the question is, is her further speech due to her wanting to disrupt the hearing or was the disruption incident to her removal?

              I suspect her further yelling about sessions as she was being removed was the hold up and enough of a hook to be held up.

              the bugger question is GM’s about why sessions didn’t demand this one be dropped because the obvious perjury during his testimony doesn’t seem to be going anywhere but this is

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Glorious Mundy May 3,2017 7:32 pm || Up

          Jury nullification is an appropriate tool in such circumstances.

          My issue isn’t with the jury though. It’s with Team Sessions deciding this prosecution was a good idea.

          • nevermoor May 3,2017 8:02 pm || Up

            Right. I suspect some sort of ACLU-y group is going to argue unconstitutional vagueness on appeal, too (though I have no idea if it works here).

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Glorious Mundy May 3,2017 8:17 pm || Up

              Sure seems like a good candidate for that argument.

  66. Glorious Mundy May 2,2017 11:18 am
  67. Glorious Mundy May 2,2017 12:10 pm
  68. FreeSeatUpgrade May 2,2017 12:35 pm

    Damn, this seems to be happening a lot in the A’s org. Son of an A’s scout, even more tragically.

    http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2017/05/02/oakland-as-minor-leaguer-found-dead-at-24/

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin May 2,2017 2:08 pm || Up

      A grad student that I worked with at Harvard has this same disease (I think). At least he has been diagnosed and is getting treatment, but it’s crazy to talk with a healthy-seeming 24-year old about his potentially lethal heart disease and how the medication that he takes for it occasionally drives him into seizures.

  69. Future Ed May 3,2017 5:17 pm

    lol.

    watched first 2 innins of assholes v baby in boston. already kicked out the orioles pitcher despite, it being an obvious accident

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Future Ed May 3,2017 8:25 pm

    oh stop vince. i don’t care about davis’ previous GS

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. Future Ed May 3,2017 8:26 pm

    please gget to other davis

    I have $5. No I don\'t.

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