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Game Thread, Wild Alcoholic Daydream edition 119

When hoping for an ugly error-marred slugfest is your best chance. After Alcantara left us trailing 8-0 through two innings, the A’s have clawed back to 8-4, still batting in the top of the fourth.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

119 thoughts on “Game Thread, Wild Alcoholic Daydream edition

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 7,2017 6:23 pm

    Alcantara was…hittable.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 7,2017 6:24 pm || Up

      No success. Free Kraut always knows.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 7,2017 6:29 pm

    There are ugly curved lines all over the Rangers outfield. They resemble the stains you might see on the mattresses at an old summer camp.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:49 pm || Up

      It’s really weird.

      • Soaker Apr 7,2017 7:03 pm || Up

        Something about some other previous event they held in the stadium, if I understood the Rangers’ radio guys correctly. They kept it for the first homestand but it will be gone after their next road trip. I’m thinking that’s Ms. PacMan in right field.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 7:21 pm || Up

          “Stadium golf” according to Glen.

  3. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:32 pm

    This would be a good time for a Semien.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:34 pm || Up

      That was a less desirable outcome.

  4. Future Ed Apr 7,2017 6:36 pm

    [Logs on with phone hoping for a blue screen.]

    Crap

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:43 pm

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:49 pm || Up

  6. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 6:56 pm

    Multiple boo boos from that belly flop.

  7. Soaker Apr 7,2017 7:00 pm

    I don’t see how keeping Alcantara on the MLB roster all year is anything other than a waste of a roster space. Ideally nobody claims him after a DFA, he spends the season in Nashville and in September the A’s take another look. But if another team were to claim him I don’t think I’d be too torn up about it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 7:07 pm || Up

      Designate him tonight, plug Hahn in the rotation until Gray is back, and get Decker with team immediately.

    • andeux Apr 7,2017 7:13 pm || Up

      I’d be bummed. He has good stuff, and is still young (despite being in the organization for 5 years already). But he probably can’t hack it in the rotation, and the bullpen is already crowded. Maybe they could at least get something back in a trade, but I think I’d rather send down Coulombe.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Apr 7,2017 7:17 pm || Up

        I thought we calculated late last year that Alcantara would be eligible for a fourth option and was disappointed that we obviously weren’t right. Some guys run out of options too early and it can destroy whatever potential their career has.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Apr 7,2017 7:28 pm || Up

          I thought he would be eligible because he had missed a year plus due to surgery, but I think it had been too long since he originally signed.

          TINSTAAFK
  8. lenscrafters Apr 7,2017 7:06 pm

    I’m already sick of Plouffemanoff.

    • Soaker Apr 7,2017 7:12 pm || Up

      Butler totaled 39 GIDP over his 2 seasons (843 PA). I see Plouffe approaching that rate and possibly challenging Ben Grieve’s single-season (32 GIDP/675 PA in 2000) if he actually gets over 600 PA (gawd I hope not).

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • lenscrafters Apr 7,2017 7:19 pm || Up

        Wouldn’t be surprising, he did beat Butler in GIDPs just two years ago.

    • andeux Apr 7,2017 7:13 pm || Up

      Also Rajai.

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Apr 7,2017 7:15 pm || Up

        Also Plouffe again.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 7:20 pm || Up

          He doesn’t seem to be much of a third baseman.

  9. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 7:13 pm

    Oh Rajai

  10. andeux Apr 7,2017 7:55 pm

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 3:09 pm || Up

      • Future Ed Apr 8,2017 3:18 pm || Up

        lots of torque trying to check you swing so much

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 8:05 pm

    Alonso’s contract year is off to a very nice start.

  12. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 8:21 pm

    Melvin sounded a little testy in his postgame gaggle. I think it was because someone asked if Alcantara lost his spot in the rotation.

    • ptbnl Apr 8,2017 4:46 pm || Up

      At least Jeremy Guthrie has now relieved him of the “worst pitching performance of the weekend” award.

      12 batters, 6 hits, 4 walks, 9 runs, 2 sac fly outs and pulled. ERA 121.5

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • ptbnl Apr 8,2017 4:55 pm || Up

        To add insult to injury the bequeathed runner scored, raising his ERA to a round 135.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  13. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 8:33 pm

    I like hearing Dave Stewart talk about pitching.

  14. Soaker Apr 8,2017 12:43 pm

    I watch a fair amount of golf in the early part of the year and then with baseball starting I wrap up the season with the Masters. Don’t discount Jon Rahm on the basis of youth. He had a very good showing in the match play tournament a couple weeks ago. He plays aggressively, he’s built like a tight end and his game puts him in a position similar to where Jordan Spieth was 2 or 3 years ago.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Apr 8,2017 3:55 pm || Up

      It looks like there will be a cluster of four top players going into tomorrow, so it’s not looking like a year for a great comeback or a miracle Sunday for a darkhorse.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 4:40 pm || Up

        Eight guys within four shots. Rooting for Sergio but watch out for Spieth.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 9,2023 4:17 pm || Up

      6 years and 1 day too early with that comment but I got it right eventually. It’s Rahm’s 10th win on the PGA Tour since then, and second major.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 9,2023 6:12 pm || Up

        Yeah Rahm looks like he’s going to be one of the best for years. Rarely gives away strokes from carelessness, unlike Spieth.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 3:10 pm

    • Future Ed Apr 8,2017 3:19 pm || Up

      I think we havea sufficient sample size for rajai.

      Also, canha had reverse splits when he was in the majors a few years ago

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 3:26 pm || Up

        How long before Rosales takes Plouffe’s job?

        • Soaker Apr 8,2017 4:49 pm || Up

          Kouz lasted until Game 60 in 2011. He had a previous full season of suck with the A’s in 2010 so those situations aren’t quite parallel.

          I hadn’t noticed this before, I just thought Kouz and Plouffe were in very similar situations in Oakland, but scanning down to the bottom of Kouz’s B-R page, the player with the highest Similarity Score is none other than Trevor Plouffe.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 4:52 pm || Up

            Kouz was at least an above average defender at third, wasn’t he? I remember him being pretty good over there. I don’t see the same from Plouffe.

            • andeux Apr 8,2017 4:59 pm || Up

              His defense was still good in his first season here (enough to make him an average player overall, if you believe the metrics), then fell off a cliff in that second year.

              TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 3:57 pm || Up

  16. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 5:05 pm

    I need this in my life.

  17. doctorK Apr 8,2017 5:29 pm

    Didn’t watch last night (lucky me).

    Wow, that outfield surface looks terrible.

  18. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 5:31 pm

    Apparently they gave Yonder Alonso a fake cake in the clubhouse for his birthday. No report on whether Doug Rader was involved.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. doctorK Apr 8,2017 5:42 pm

    Catch the FKing ball

  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 5:44 pm

    Glen and Ray full of excuses for why Semien dropped the throw which hit him in the fucking glove.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 5:44 pm || Up

      Right? The throw wasn’t perfect but come on.

  21. andeux Apr 8,2017 5:45 pm

    2nd time’s a charm.

    TINSTAAFK
  22. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 5:54 pm

    Semien’s an OBP machine all of a sudden.

  23. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:23 pm

    Anyone know how often Hudson threw his sinker in the early days? It seemed like around 95% at the time.

  24. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:30 pm

    FFS, Rajai

  25. doctorK Apr 8,2017 6:31 pm

    Speed never slumps.

    Except when it stupidly gets picked off second base.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:36 pm || Up

      Unprecedented

  26. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:37 pm

    Graveman is pitching well.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:58 pm || Up

      We have reached the “alert banner on the mlb.com scoreboard” level of pitching well.

  27. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 6:50 pm

    Productive ougt

  28. Soaker Apr 8,2017 6:57 pm

    73 pitches through 6 innings, that’s a 110 pace which is probably right at the max for start #2.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 8,2017 7:17 pm || Up

      not so much an issue

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Apr 8,2017 7:27 pm || Up

        He could stay in for the 8th but Bob wants Casilla…

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  29. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 7:05 pm

    Napoli’s veteran savvy maybe not looking so valuable right now.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 7:13 pm || Up

      Well…

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 7:16 pm || Up

        Sunnavabitch!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  30. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 7:31 pm

    Depending on how sick Plouffe is, Melvin may have two players on his bench tonight and his “backup centerfielder” as the DH.

    • Soaker Apr 8,2017 7:46 pm || Up

      With this bench Bob may have to give up the DH on occasion, though that is somewhat mitigated by Rosie’s ability to play 6 positions.

      Do we know who the emergency catcher is? I can’t think of anyone.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • colin Apr 8,2017 7:48 pm || Up

        Probably Rosales, right?

        • Soaker Apr 8,2017 8:12 pm || Up

          That’s the logical guess, but the next pitch he catches will be his first in pro ball. If somebody with a Twitter account wants to give @vincebaseball a chance to make himself useful, I wouldn’t mind knowing.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  31. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 7:33 pm

    Hooray for breaks.

  32. doctorK Apr 8,2017 7:34 pm

    Hit way out Yonder

  33. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 7:41 pm

    Very nice catch

  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 8:09 pm

    Geez .500, keep flirting with us this way and we’ll think you want to stick around.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Apr 8,2017 8:22 pm || Up

      Her permanent departure the last two seasons has been Game 27 last year and Game 17 in 2015, so I guess the teasing has lasted a little longer than it seemed.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 9,2017 11:15 am || Up

        the question is : are these A’s for real?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. Soaker Apr 8,2017 8:11 pm

    Yu is now 3-10 vs. the A’s in his career. He has lost as many as 4 games to only one other team, the Astros.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • nevermoor Apr 10,2017 9:52 am || Up

      His shit only works on good hitters.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  36. sslinger Apr 8,2017 8:29 pm

    KD is back.

  37. Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2017 9:04 pm

    Debating whether I should be careful talking junk to Giants fans because I know this won’t last, or just get it all out of my system now while it’s ripe.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 8,2017 9:28 pm || Up

      Think of it like a closer getting a mop-up inning in a blowout. You gotta stay sharp.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. MikeV Apr 8,2017 9:41 pm

    I love Wondo.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  39. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 11:04 am

    • Future Ed Apr 9,2017 11:08 am || Up

      so, alcantara in the 3rd?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 12:11 pm

    “If you’re a basestealer, you want to be able to get on base.”

    Thanks as always, Ray.

  41. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 12:33 pm

    He was so close to getting a 1-2-3 inning. Painful.

  42. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 12:39 pm

    The Humboldt fairy has been joined by the Posey family.

  43. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 12:51 pm

    Come on, Sean. Get your shit together.

  44. ptbnl Apr 9,2017 1:24 pm

    Oh Marcus …

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  45. mother pucker Apr 9,2017 1:31 pm

    This strike zone fucking sucks.

  46. dmoas Apr 9,2017 1:43 pm

    A commercial break with no ads, just in studio. Tell me again how you need to fuck with the game instead of cutting between inning breaks?

  47. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 1:52 pm

    Vogt for Phegley here would have made some sense.

  48. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 1:57 pm

    Damn. This is a frustrating game.

  49. dmoas Apr 9,2017 1:57 pm

    If a third baseman gives you that kind of chance, take home.

  50. andeux Apr 9,2017 2:57 pm

    Ron “Mea” Kulpa

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 9,2017 9:33 pm || Up

      We have had the pleasure of enjoying Mr. Kulpa’s ball-strike calls before.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  51. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 3:10 pm

    Healy today is showing why Alonso was re-signed.

  52. ptbnl Apr 9,2017 4:07 pm

    FKing Mariners.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 4:14 pm || Up

      Oh my god.

      • sslinger Apr 10,2017 9:42 am || Up

        Fien was bad, but at least he was efficient: 2H (1HR) 2BB 4ER in only 14 pitches.

      • colin Apr 10,2017 10:00 am || Up

        Pennington reached base twice (BB, walk-off single) in that ninth-inning rally. That’s a real indictment of the Mariner’s bullpen.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2017 10:14 am || Up

          It’s ever so early, but at 1-5 with a loss where you led in extra innings and a loss where you led by six runs in the ninth, Seattle better have a very good homestand or they might spin out.

  53. Glorious Mundy Apr 9,2017 4:17 pm

    Did both of the golf dudes choke on that last hole, or is that just golf being hard?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 9,2017 4:52 pm || Up

      Mostly hard. You don’t assume Rose’s 20′ putt is going to drop, and it almost did. Sergio’s miss was a bit more choke-y, and afterwards I was sure he was doomed. On the playoff hole Rose’s tee shot was horrible and that was that. Great back nine duel though, and Sergio’s iron shots especially were fantastic.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • ptbnl Apr 9,2017 10:48 pm || Up

        Walking back to re-play the 18th all the momentum was with Rose … how did his tee shot go so awry?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Soaker Apr 10,2017 8:26 am || Up

          It happens routinely. Watch Phil Mickelson, he hits a couple of those every round.

          Actually Garcia had the momentum going back to 13. Garcia, already two strokes behind, hit his own tee shot into a bush and had to take an unplayable lie, but was able to save par, while Rose missed a birdie putt. Those go the other way, Rose is up by four and it’s about over then.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  54. Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2017 12:18 pm

    Speaking of wild alcoholic daydreams…

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