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  1. Soaker Apr 4,2017 7:13 pm

    Picture quality is excellent but frames per second is slower than what MLB.tv and Watch ESPN give you. Not horrible, but noticeable.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  2. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2017 7:19 pm

    And we’re bumped off the flagship radio station tonight too.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  3. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 4,2017 7:20 pm

    Ryon!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  4. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 7:22 pm

    May I propose trying to get someone on base for these homers.

    • andeux Apr 4,2017 7:47 pm || Up

      Nope.
      Man, Jed! crushed that one though.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 4,2017 7:58 pm || Up

      Where is improved OBP going to come from though? Not Rajai or Plouffe. Joyce can help, but with the three-man bench his PA vs. LHP are too high.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Apr 4,2017 8:05 pm || Up

        I’ll add to that, Alonso and Lowrie are the two primary candidates, although I suspect we hope we can trade both of them by midseason.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. Soaker Apr 4,2017 7:28 pm

    If we’re going to get the Humboldt Forest Fairy during every commercial break, could someone please put a strip of duct tape over her mouth?

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 7:29 pm || Up

      I kind of like the music though.

      • Soaker Apr 4,2017 8:07 pm || Up

        Well you are getting to hear it every.single.half.inning for this streamcast, evidently.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 8:15 pm || Up

          Isn’t it magnificent?!

          • Soaker Apr 4,2017 8:24 pm || Up

            River Rock, Wendy’s, Humboldt and Kia. I get it.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 8:38 pm || Up

              Madison Bumgarner’s dirty truck only during the pre and post?

              • Soaker Apr 4,2017 9:00 pm || Up

                Well now they are running a repeating Kia-Jeep-Ford/Bumgarner sequence.

                We should have produced a commercial for ptbnl Pale Ale and bought a bunch of spots for $20.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 1:44 pm || Up

              The River Rock ad is SO LOUD.

  6. andeux Apr 4,2017 8:11 pm

    Also, when they do get on base, maybe try not to get thrown out so much?

    TINSTAAFK
    • ptbnl Apr 4,2017 8:47 pm || Up

      But then there might be someone on base for the homers.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  7. andeux Apr 4,2017 9:24 pm

    Jed! is a triple away from the cycle.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 10:02 pm || Up

      Thought he had it there.

      • Soaker Apr 4,2017 10:04 pm || Up

        Your feed is way WAY ahead of mine. I was wondering WTF is GM talking about.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  8. Soaker Apr 4,2017 9:30 pm

    I have to root for Trevor Effing Plouffe all year ahhhhhhhhh

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 9:39 pm

    That was epic.

  10. mother pucker Apr 4,2017 9:43 pm

    That was awesome. Glenn’s call was not.

    • Soaker Apr 4,2017 9:55 pm || Up

      I wasn’t willing to go through the one-time technological hoops to sync Korach’s call with the Chromecast display, but oh jeez Glen and Shooty.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • mother pucker Apr 4,2017 10:03 pm || Up

        Are you casting through a phone?

        I generally prefer Chomecast to Roku, but it is quite easy to get the radio audio overlaid with the video feed via Roku. However, I haven’t been able to figure that out yet with the MLB app on the phone (and MLB.TV is naturally no longer supported on the Chromebook — thanks MLB).

        • Soaker Apr 4,2017 10:10 pm || Up

          Yes, router to the TV via Chromecast using the phone as a remote control. That does put a long delay in as I notice that when I switch from watching directly on the phone to streaming to the TV time goes in reverse by a LOT. I would much much rather watch on the HDTV than the phone so I’ll put up with it…the hardware solution to the audio/video discrepancy only allows me to delay audio by about 16 seconds though, and the Chromecast delay is much more than that.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. Soaker Apr 4,2017 9:45 pm

    If a division rival is using Bud Norris as a 7th inning setup reliever, there is real hope for something above last place.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 9:52 pm

    Why not use Doo again here for Calhoun?

  13. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 9:54 pm

    Shuddup Trout

  14. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 10:01 pm

    Dull getting loose!

    • Soaker Apr 4,2017 10:02 pm || Up

      Took until 2/162 to figure that one out.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Apr 4,2017 10:14 pm || Up

        And it fails immediately.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  15. mother pucker Apr 4,2017 10:05 pm

    Did Kole just rob Jed from the cycle? I say no, Slusser says yes.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 10:06 pm || Up

      If he dove and missed it? I think even Jed gets three.

      • Future Ed Apr 4,2017 10:53 pm || Up

        This. But I think the dive was superfluous

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2017 10:14 pm

    Well that was a bad pitch.

  17. Soaker Apr 4,2017 10:27 pm

    That was a discouraging end to the day.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. lenscrafters Apr 4,2017 10:28 pm

    Every reliever in the A’s pen is of the good not great mold. So it is what it is, they’re deep, but there isn’t a shut down guy when you need one.

  19. Future Ed Apr 4,2017 10:55 pm

    Let the Danny Espinoza wars continue

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Future Ed Apr 4,2017 11:54 pm

    Also, jed made a play, that most second base people make, but I didn’t expect him to.

    Kudos

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  21. Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 9:35 am

    Apparently Melvin said Casilla was unavailable to pitch last night.

    I’ll presume that they also don’t want Doo to go back-to-back just yet.

    Even so, I’m surprised Melvin went with Dull for a second night in a row rather than a fresh Axford.

    • andeux Apr 5,2017 9:50 am || Up

      Yeah, I was thinking about this last night in light of lenscrafter’s comment above. If the whole pen is adequate and basically fungible, it seems odd to use both Madson and Dull for a second night in a row, rather than Axford, Montas (and maybe even Coulombe as a pure loogy) who haven’t pitched yet. Especially since IIRC Madson and Dull both struggled when working consecutive games last year.
      (To be fair, I also said just a couple days ago that I wanted Dull in the high-leverage innings, and hindsight is 20/20…)

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 9:53 am || Up

        I remain skeptical of Dull’s ceiling given his stuff, but I generally agree that he needs to be pushed into high leverage spots to see where that ceiling is. I’m just perplexed at not using the bullpen’s supposed depth, especially when they carried an extra pitcher.

      • lenscrafters Apr 5,2017 10:54 am || Up

        I forgot that Couloumbe was on the roster. So with the exception of him, since he’s a LOOGY specialist, and maybe Montas who’s a wild card, agree that with everyone else, usage/roles should basically come down to rest.

      • andeux Apr 5,2017 11:25 am || Up

        Dull:
        0 days rest: 13 IP, 8 K, 3 BB, 4 HR, 3.46 ERA
        1+ days rest: 61.1 IP, 65 K, 15 BB, 6 HR, 2.21 ERA

        Madson:
        0 days rest: 13.2 IP, 14 K, 3 BB, 5 HR, 6.59 ERA
        1+ days rest: 51 IP, 35 K, 17 BB, 2 HR, 2.82 ERA

        TINSTAAFK
      • MikeV Apr 5,2017 1:48 pm || Up

        Maybe this is why

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • nevermoor Apr 5,2017 3:08 pm || Up

          Man, that happened fast.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 3:20 pm || Up

          That’ll do it.

    • Future Ed Apr 5,2017 4:55 pm || Up

      doolittle got up after the home run

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2017 7:08 pm

    Hey, Lew Wolff is back in his old seat. Someone check his ticket.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 5,2017 7:20 pm || Up

      has same shares, yeah?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2017 7:22 pm || Up

        I assumed when he left he sold his shares to Fisher, but I guess I don’t know either way.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • dmoas Apr 5,2017 7:34 pm || Up

          I read today somewhere that he was keeping his shares. But I was under the same impression that he sold them or intended to.

  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 5,2017 7:22 pm

    McAdoo start!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. colin Apr 5,2017 7:28 pm

    Ball four to Khris Davis looked extremely in the strike zone per Gameday. Anyone catch that on tv?

    • Future Ed Apr 5,2017 7:30 pm || Up

      yesterday the strike zone seemed tight

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 7:31 pm || Up

        I actually thought the A’s pitchers got some generous calls on the outer edge last night. Strike three to Trout in the 8th in particular (even though I wanted him to shut up about it).

        • Future Ed Apr 5,2017 7:32 pm || Up

          from my angle it seemed right down the middle FWIW

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 5,2017 7:35 pm || Up

      It bounced.

      TINSTAAFK
  25. Future Ed Apr 5,2017 7:31 pm

    looksd like its time for the runner on second to start the inning in boston and NY

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  26. Future Ed Apr 5,2017 7:41 pm

    espinosa simmons and chron

    dammit

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Apr 5,2017 7:58 pm || Up

      Yeah, now Cotton has struck out Trout twice, while the rest of the team kills him with bloop hits.

      TINSTAAFK
  27. andeux Apr 5,2017 8:50 pm

    Trevor Plouffe, DH.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 5,2017 8:59 pm || Up

      Yeah, that’s what I was wondering. Even putting aside my gratuitous Plouffe-bashing, once Bob decided to play Healy at 3B tonight it seems like a good opportunity to give Canha a few ABs.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 5,2017 9:06 pm || Up

        which is odd because he couldn’t hit lefties when he was alive

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      • MikeV Apr 6,2017 9:41 am || Up

        and give up the backup CF? are you crazy?

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  28. andeux Apr 5,2017 8:58 pm

    Garrett Richards might not make it after all.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 5,2017 9:00 pm || Up

      LOL, but I feel bad for the guy. He has dealt with too much of this crap.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  29. Future Ed Apr 5,2017 9:28 pm

    Nice trevor

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 9:35 pm || Up

      Awful

      • Soaker Apr 5,2017 9:39 pm || Up

        Noticing that Canha PHd for Joyce when they brought in the LHP when Richards left in the middle of Joyce’s AB, I wonder if the reasoning for DHing Plouffe instead of Canha was that they might want to make that exact move, keeping Canha on the bench to pinch-hit for Joyce. In that case, enduring a Plouffe DH night (0/3 with 2 K so far) is yet another consequence of the 8-man bullpen and 3-man bench.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  30. Future Ed Apr 5,2017 9:36 pm

    FWIW

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. Glorious Mundy Apr 5,2017 9:38 pm

    Mariners took the lead in the top of the 13th, Springer hits a three-run walk off in the bottom.

  32. Soaker Apr 5,2017 10:26 pm

    It is always a pleasure to have these passionate if all too brief flings with you every spring, .500. I’ll see you again on Opening Night next year.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • colin Apr 6,2017 6:55 am || Up

      Jed is no longer top 2 in MLB by wRC+ (but Davis is still #9)

      • lenscrafters Apr 6,2017 7:35 am || Up

        Jed! always seems to have a nice April so hopefully the trend continues here and they can trade him for something non negligible in a month.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 3:22 pm || Up

      We meet again.

      • Soaker Apr 6,2017 3:24 pm || Up

        She missed her plane out of town and she is getting her brains FKd out tonight with this second chance.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Apr 6,2017 3:28 pm || Up

          Talk dirty about A.J. Griffin, and maybe she’ll stick around for a couple more days.

          TINSTAAFK
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 3:42 pm || Up

            AJ Griffin, slumpbuster.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 3:30 pm || Up

          She promises to be waiting when we get back from Arlington and Kansas City, but I notice she hasn’t unpacked her suitcase.

  33. Soaker Apr 6,2017 11:59 am

    Hmmm, our system below AAA is going with the concept of no differentiation between starters and relievers, tried briefly by Tony La Russa and Dave Duncan at the major league level in (1993?) without success.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 8:03 pm || Up

      I like the concept. I’ve always thought it a little weird to limit the number of pitchers in the system who might get a chance to show they can sustain their stuff over multiple innings just because you can only have five starters per team. They can learn to be relievers at AAA, or even the majors.

      On a superficial note, Puk looks like a giant goofball. Can’t wait to see him.

      • dmoas Apr 7,2017 10:09 am || Up

        Yeah, makes more sense in the low minors. Limit innings, gain experience, etc.

  34. Soaker Apr 6,2017 12:12 pm

    And it’s officially Welcome Back Adam Rosales Day!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  35. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 12:42 pm

  36. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 12:53 pm

    which gg is going to win today?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Apr 6,2017 12:56 pm || Up

      i’m rooting for the gg beat.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin Apr 6,2017 1:04 pm || Up

      Hopefully not this one?

  37. lenscrafters Apr 6,2017 1:08 pm

    Christ, how can anyone pretend that Canha is an outfielder let alone a CF.

    • colin Apr 6,2017 1:23 pm || Up

      What’s Rajai’s excuse?

    • Soaker Apr 6,2017 1:23 pm || Up

      With gusty wind, this has a chance to get comical.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 1:15 pm

    I like the movement on Triggs’ breaking ball, reminds me a like of Jeff Nelson’s slider.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Apr 6,2017 1:42 pm || Up

      This was interesting, though I’m not sure that Triggs really has the upside of Manaea or even Cotton.

      TINSTAAFK
  39. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:23 pm

    this is a great outfield, eh bob?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. Soaker Apr 6,2017 1:26 pm

    Angel Hernandez threw a nice block on Rosie right there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  41. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:27 pm

    i thought rosie had a HOSE!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  42. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 1:34 pm

    Nice play, Trout.

  43. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:36 pm

    are the raiders in town?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  44. Soaker Apr 6,2017 1:37 pm

    I’m going to put $100 on Rosie for AL MVP before the incredible value in that bet is discovered.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  45. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 1:41 pm

    My small sample eyeball test suggests that Semien is a more complete hitter now.

  46. lenscrafters Apr 6,2017 1:41 pm

    Incredile, that was loud.

    Healy, please be Goldschmidt.

  47. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:41 pm

    HOME RON!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  48. Soaker Apr 6,2017 1:41 pm

    Vince missed the other night but he did get that one right (it wasn’t hard to do).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:42 pm || Up

      to be fair, not a bad inning for vince

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  49. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 1:42 pm

    Man, Healy has some stupid easy power.

    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:44 pm || Up

      his home run tuesday was pretty from the front row

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  50. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 1:50 pm

    Sideline reporter is interviewing random uninteresting fans during game action. Who could possibly want this.

    • andeux Apr 6,2017 1:57 pm || Up

      It works for the Giants.

      TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 6,2017 2:09 pm || Up

      Yeah, Trout and Pujols are up, let’s throw it to Angela in the RF bleachers!

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:19 pm || Up

        didn’t they get rid of amy g?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  51. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:52 pm

    did vince just say trout was still looking for his first hit of the year?

    he may not have.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 6,2017 1:54 pm || Up

      No. Canha hit a fly ball to Trout, and Canha was the one who is still looking.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 1:59 pm || Up

        that make more sense

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Apr 6,2017 2:00 pm || Up

          There are plenty of valid reasons to bash Vince. I will DEFEND HIS HONOR against INVALID BASHING.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:00 pm || Up
        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  52. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 2:00 pm

    Did Canseco just say “Ron Healy”??

    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:04 pm || Up

      makes as much sense as Ryon

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  53. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 2:07 pm

    Israel changed the date of its national election because of a Britney concert.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  54. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 2:20 pm

    I honestly forgot Liam Hendricks was on the roster

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 2:24 pm || Up

      In my mind he was miserable last year, but I just looked up his numbers on Fangraphs and he was actually excellent?

      • andeux Apr 6,2017 2:25 pm || Up

        Bad first half, pretty good second half, IIRC.

        TINSTAAFK
        • andeux Apr 6,2017 2:27 pm || Up

          And also meh ERA, but good peripherals, apparently.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 2:30 pm || Up

            That 5.07 K:BB ratio is pretty impressive. I guess I just mentally wrote him off after some early bad outings, and then he tended to pitch in lost cause situations.

  55. lenscrafters Apr 6,2017 2:22 pm

    That probably would’ve gotten overturned if not for the two absolutely pathetic camera angles available.

  56. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:22 pm

    woohoo!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  57. Soaker Apr 6,2017 2:22 pm

    I was assuming the Angels telecast had a more conclusive view than NBC-BA, because I don’t see how he could have been out. Anyway, Angel H. evens it up for messing up the Rosie play earlier.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:26 pm || Up

      still not enough for clevland. but it worked out really well

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Apr 6,2017 2:29 pm || Up

        I wasn’t talking about Cleveland; I meant Rosales would have thrown out Escobar at the plate in the 3rd inning today except that Angel was cutting in front of him and took away the option of that throw.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  58. andeux Apr 6,2017 2:23 pm

    Ken and Vince were mystified that it wasn’t overturned.

    TINSTAAFK
  59. MikeV Apr 6,2017 2:26 pm

    Tens of people in the stands today.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  60. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 2:33 pm

    Good job, Plouffe.

    • andeux Apr 6,2017 2:37 pm || Up

      If Skaggs was tiring anyway, surprised they didn’t go to a righty there. A’s don’t even have a backup infielder, so couldn’t pinch hit without losing the DH. (I might actually like Plouffe as the short half of a platoon. He is just miscast as an every day player. Ditto Rajai.)

      TINSTAAFK
  61. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 2:54 pm

    adam rosales really turned up his acting game in the past few years

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 2:59 pm

    Casilla comes in in the 8th to face their three good hitters. If he is really our ace reliever (dubious), I like it.

    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 3:04 pm || Up

      three run lead or more? fine

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. Soaker Apr 6,2017 3:12 pm

    Not sure why Hahn was warming up there. With Alcantara starting tomorrow it seems likely he will be needed for a few innings.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  64. doctorK Apr 6,2017 3:14 pm

    I’ll tell you what would be magnificent – Humboldt fairy jumping off that cliff with every known copy of that commercial in her hands.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:31 pm || Up

      Speaking of Humboldt, John Jaso just came into the Pirates game and his dreads are looking fantastic.

  65. colin Apr 6,2017 3:22 pm

    Can we pause to appreciate Danny Espinosa’s gameday mugshot?

    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 6:43 pm || Up

      angel fan. went to mater dei. no matter how cool (and even cooler because he shaved it after the picture) he is no friend of mine

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Apr 7,2017 9:38 am || Up

        my parents wanted to send me to mater dei. and i did my catechism in santa ana somewhere, coulda been there? maybe? i don’t remember.

        hope you’re still my friend.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  66. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 3:28 pm

    Canseco with some actual insight: Rajai doesn’t get on base enough to lead off

    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 6:43 pm || Up

      he has more managerial experience than a few mlb managers

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  67. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 6:30 pm

    What’s the deal with the “The Site Is Stopped” message in place of FK the last hour or two? I also saw this once before, maybe 2-4 weeks ago. Seems like a WordPress thing but I could find no Googlable explanation (and I tried for 15 whole seconds).

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • AV Apr 7,2017 9:40 am || Up

      it was one of the prettier error messages. the web is getting better in places.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Apr 7,2017 12:05 pm || Up

      It’s a hosting issue. I think I’m going to have a window of time tonight/this weekend to look into why we sometimes hog resources out of all proportion to our size.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:07 pm || Up

        we sometimes hog resources out of all proportion to our size

        Tagline

  68. Future Ed Apr 6,2017 6:49 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 7:04 pm || Up

      Holy SHit!

      turns out it was on purpose.

      fuck, did the US just commit war crimes?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 7:55 pm || Up

        Did he violate domestic law? There’s no congressional authorization for this.

        • doctorK Apr 7,2017 9:52 am || Up
          • colin Apr 7,2017 10:57 am || Up

            Yeah, this is pretty much standard procedure at this point. Congress is not at all interested in taking responsibility over these types of missile strikes.

            Also, out of the last five presidents going back to Reagan, I think that Barack is the only one who wouldn’t have responded to Assad’s chemical attacks with a similar show of force. While I wish that more presidents would follow Obama’s example of critical thinking, this isn’t necessarily going to lead to escalation. On the other hand, every action is scary with Trump in charge. If he believes that he just struck a crushing blow against Assad, he probably won’t be happy when he learns the truth…

            • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 11:00 am || Up

              This is basically my opinion too. It isn’t necessarily going to lead to escalation, but with Trump being a cruel idiot desperate for approval and surrounded by nothing but other idiots and very smart generals, he is more likely than most to accidentally escalate.

              • AV Apr 7,2017 11:49 am || Up

                beautiful babies / beautiful children. that part was creepy as fuck.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 7:07 pm || Up

      Who had Day #77 in the going to war pool?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 7:45 pm || Up

        I had earlier originally, but I thought the Yemen fuck up might have spooked him for while.

      • dmoas Apr 7,2017 10:15 am || Up

        He’s a TV guy, always bet on whole numbers. Expect something big, really, really big, on day 100.

  69. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 7:14 pm

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 6,2017 7:35 pm || Up

      So, does Molina load up the ball with pine tar for all teh Cards pitchers, or just whoever started today?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 7:36 pm || Up

        i can’t see that as pine tar, but yes he must

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  70. Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 7:40 pm

    Barreto 2-4 for in the Sounds opener, just drove in Maxwell (2-3, double) with a game tying triple in the 8th.


    You can listen to their radio broadcasts all season here

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 6,2017 8:06 pm || Up

      Chapman 0-4 with 4 Ks.

      • Future Ed Apr 6,2017 8:46 pm || Up

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  71. Kay Temple Kirk Apr 6,2017 10:43 pm

    I have been so out of the baseball loop. Apparently there’s a 10-day disabled list now. M’kay. Get well soon, John Axford.

    I hope you all are doing well. I’m busy running a drop-in program for trans folx and queers and an increasing amount of injectable drug users who come to us through our organization’s harm reduction program. It’s rewarding work, but I had to create flexibility so my heart can be hard sometimes and soft sometimes. Also, somehow I ended up becoming somewhat popular as a local music act, which is anxiety-inducing but a lot of fun too.

    I predict the Cubs will repeat as World Champs unless they have two or more major injuries come playoff time, in which case, it’s open season. Hopefully today’s attacks will not be the opening salvo of World War III because it’s such a boring and mundane way to begin WWIII and I would really prefer it begin with something with more panache.

    Hopefully everybody’s spawn/niblets/nuggets/bedlings are doing well. There’s hella babies around my work and community too. Don’t ever believe that trans folx and queers don’t reproduce/have kids. Shitfuckingballs there are so many babies in our community, and I know or have met enough pregnant men to stock a wiffleball team, if not a full baseball nine.

    I’m not “back” or anything, ‘cuz I’m too busy, and my best baseball friend is a Tigers fan, which is painful, but he’s from Detroit and not an asshole so it’s okay. Verlander’s his favorite player which is even more painful, although we both are following his transition from thrower to pitcher (which involves swallowing one’s pride to a great degree if they ever had a fastball) with eagerness. I’m an old pitcher now too, although the wiffleball league doesn’t play too often anymore.

    How ’bout that Ichiro? Do ya think he’ll play forever like Bill Lee? Lee turns 70 this year, IIRC.

    I’m glad to see a lot of you are still here for each other. Reminds me a lot of the family of beautiful misfits I’ve got at my drop-in program, except y’all wash your clothes more often and generally eschew meth.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 10:28 am || Up

      Sup K

      The Ichiro phenomenon is weird because he’s on such an obscure team that I forget all about him. I think when all is said and done we’ll have to acknowledge that no one loved the game quite as much as him.

  72. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 10:26 am

    Is this guy real? I don’t want to get Sidd Finched here.

    • lenscrafters Apr 7,2017 11:03 am || Up

      Dream scenario would be the stadium gets announced by the offseason, and they sign this guy as the big splash to celebrate that announcement.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 11:39 am || Up

        I think he has to sign with an American League team so that he can DH on his in-between days. Too crazy to let him make throws from the outfield in between starts. On the days he pitches, you give up the DH.

        • nevermoor Apr 7,2017 12:09 pm || Up

          A natural advantage: we have lots of position players who could use a DH!

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Future Ed Apr 7,2017 1:21 pm || Up

          he’s a closer, no?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 1:23 pm || Up

            I don’t know, man. I was so distracted by the autoplay video that I barely digested any of the story.

  73. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 11:56 am

    Welp.

    • colin Apr 7,2017 12:10 pm || Up

      I don’t actually understand what that sentence means…

      • colin Apr 7,2017 12:12 pm || Up

        Oh, does it mean that the air base is already back to operating, so our missiles didn’t do shit?

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:18 pm || Up

          Yep.

          A Potemkin airstrike by a Potemkin White House.

      • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:14 pm || Up

        I think it means that despite our lobbing 5 dozen cruise missiles at that base, Assad’s air force is still using it to launch his own strikes.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 7,2017 12:24 pm || Up

          And maybe Assad now calculates that he’s still allowed to kill maim and brutalize Syrians, just not with chemicals

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Apr 7,2017 12:37 pm || Up

          I thought we learned this lesson in the Clinton admin. The strike probably cost some absurd amount in spent munitions, and achieved nothing.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • andeux Apr 7,2017 12:38 pm || Up

            It got T**** the approval of beltway pundits.

            TINSTAAFK
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:39 pm || Up

            $80 million is the number I’ve seen thrown around this morning.

          • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 12:58 pm || Up

            • Future Ed Apr 7,2017 1:41 pm || Up

              Is anyone suggesting this matters to anyone? Accurate or not?

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • doctorK Apr 7,2017 1:49 pm || Up

              To be “fair”*, I don’t think the Tomahawk is the best weapon for breaking up runways. A better choice would be bunker-busting-type bombs dropped from, say, a B-2

              The Pentagon claims they ruined 20 airplanes at that base. It would not surprise me if Assad had his AF fly more aircraft into that base, then use the still-intact runways to continue brutalizing his own people.

              * I have no interest in being truly fair to Trumpy

              • Future Ed Apr 7,2017 1:56 pm || Up

                we for sure can’t trust any of the information coming from any side, which is terrifying.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
              • Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 1:58 pm || Up

                Sure, but they were never going to fly bombers in, at least not without using the Tomahawks to take out the air defenses first, which would have killed a bunch of Russians, probably.

  74. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 1:02 pm

    Sounds like the vapid preppy wing and the military brass wing are allying against the white nationalist crank wing for the moment.

  75. Glorious Mundy Apr 7,2017 1:07 pm
  76. Future Ed Apr 7,2017 1:53 pm

    the end of the west indies/pak ODI today is exciting.

    9 overs to go, chasing 82 runs with 6 wickets remaining

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 7,2017 2:01 pm || Up

      indian ray fosse is having fun with WI partnership Jason Mohammed and Jason Holder “could be a jason born thriller!”

      haven’t touched the Mohammed Amir bowling to Jason Mohammed, as I have heard, albeit with a spotty connection

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 7,2017 2:36 pm || Up

        They did it! with an over to spare. West indies wins by 4 wickets!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  77. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 7,2017 2:25 pm

    Masters leaderboard is shaping up for a potentially excellent weekend. I can’t help but kinda root for Sergio Garcia.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Apr 10,2017 10:58 am || Up

      Good call. I found myself pulling for him to win as the last round went to the back nine, especially after the par save on 13.

  78. nevermoor Apr 10,2017 9:55 am
    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • ptbnl Apr 10,2017 11:08 am || Up

      Ugh.

      They were offering $900 for passengers to give up their seats on my flight leaving DCA on Friday afternoon. What they didn’t mention was that the replacement flight they’d put you on wasn’t till Sunday night!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • nevermoor Apr 10,2017 11:30 am || Up

        Gadzooks. That $900 would get crushed by hotels/food/etc.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2017 11:40 am || Up

        I once got $500 from Continental to rebook on the next flight from Houston to SFO. The later flight end up arriving before the earlier flight.

        Best deal I ever made.

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2017 11:30 am || Up

      He “fell.”

      Also, what does his being Asian have to do with anything?

      • andeux Apr 10,2017 11:46 am || Up

        “The policeman is here to preserve disorder.”

        TINSTAAFK
      • nevermoor Apr 10,2017 11:53 am || Up

        Also, my understanding is that he refused because he was a doctor with patients to see the next morning. Funny how that doesn’t hit the police report.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 10,2017 11:55 am || Up

          Just some mouthy old asian guy with balance problems.

      • AV Apr 10,2017 12:35 pm || Up

        it sets up the these in “these passengers.”

        if the apology had said “these people” we wouldn’t have needed the clarifier.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • lenscrafters Apr 10,2017 11:58 am || Up

      Sigh, wonder if it’s too late to change my two UA flights tomorrow to DL.

      • ptbnl Apr 10,2017 1:04 pm || Up

        They’re still way behind on their cancellations from last week.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Englishmajor Apr 10,2017 6:11 pm || Up

      A couple of days before, I’d read this Forbes story by a writer who managed to parlay her family’s overbooked trip to Florida into $11,000, so yeah, I’d have held out for a slightly higher offer if I’d been on that plane.

      • MikeV Apr 10,2017 6:37 pm || Up

        $11K seems like a pretty low figure to cancel an entire trip to see family. IDK.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

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