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Lounge: The Reboot 251

2016 hasn’t been a great year and the future feels uncertain. It’s hard to find a lot of good news coming out of this year but we did have some good things like the fact I didn’t post anything for ten months. So, here’s a new lounge to look on the bright side of things or to wallow in doom and gloom…whatever works for you.

251 thoughts on “Lounge: The Reboot

  1. Bed Dec 21,2016 7:49 am

    Muggy: Winter Edition

    But seriously, folks...
  2. Bed Dec 21,2016 7:55 am

    What was your favorite movie of 2016?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 21,2016 7:57 am || Up

      my favorite movie in 2016 is still buckaroo banzai

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Dec 21,2016 7:59 am || Up

        You’re a man who sticks with what works.

        But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 7:59 am || Up

      The Nice Guys.I think that movie was made just for me. A funny, semi hard boiled, detective story. The only way it could have been more up my alley is if it included a Natalie Portman nude scene.

      But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Dec 21,2016 9:07 am || Up

      It might actually be Rogue One. Also: I havent seen many new movies this year.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Bed Dec 21,2016 9:10 am || Up

        I haven’t seen very many either. I doubt I could fill a top 10 list. I saw Rogue One yesterday…I just couldn’t get into it but I seem to be in the minority on that one.

        But seriously, folks...
    • vignette17 Dec 21,2016 9:59 am || Up

      10 Cloverfield Lane.

      Literally because I went into with no expectation and no background.

    • AV Dec 21,2016 12:20 pm || Up

      i don’t usually go for true-horror, but:

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • ozzman99 Dec 21,2016 3:17 pm || Up

      I don’t know that I saw more than one movie this year.

      • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:12 pm || Up

        How do you spend your free time? I’m guessing ice fishing.

        But seriously, folks...
    • MikeV Dec 21,2016 4:04 pm || Up

      the correct answer here is Deadpool

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • nevermoor Dec 21,2016 4:35 pm || Up

      As in all years, it has to be Star Trek: the one they made this year.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:08 pm || Up

        I know I saw the last Star Trek movie but I don’t remember a single thing about it. I feel the same way about most of the comic book movies too…they all just sort of blend together.

        But seriously, folks...
        • nevermoor Dec 21,2016 8:13 pm || Up

          That’s my second favorite… Marvel: the one they made this year

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:44 pm || Up

        I finally watched the first two reboots on a long plane flight. I liked them a lot! Looking forward to the remaining one.

        • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 2:53 pm || Up

          They’re kinda fun to watch, but I just don’t like them in comparison to any of the earlier series’.

          • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:58 pm || Up

            Just comparing them against the earlier movies, they are solidly mid-tier. I didn’t want to like them, but they are just too much fun. The casting choices are mostly outstanding which does a lot of the work.

            • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 3:30 pm || Up

              I do like the casting (except for Burning Man Crumblesnatch; really, you can’t find an Indian actor to play an Indian character?). And many of the earlier movies were crappy. I might like the new movies more if they were preceded by a TV series that allowed the characters to develop more. As it is, they’re not quite like the characters in the original series and I’m not quite sure who they are.

              • 5Aces Dec 27,2016 4:58 pm || Up

                Agreed on Cumberbun. He would be better served to shave his head and be a rebooted Picard.

                Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • Glorious Mundy Dec 28,2016 6:55 am || Up

                Everyone knows the only Indian actor is that kid from Slumdog Millionaire/Skins and he isn’t old enough yet.

          • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 3:17 pm || Up

            The “science” in the first one was pretty hilarious. So there’s a substance (“red matter”), a small globule of which can spontaneously create a black hole? And there’s no explanation for where in the hell the Vulcans got it from? And Spock has, like, 10,000 times the amount that can implode a planet? OK.

            • dmoas Dec 27,2016 3:21 pm || Up

              So there’s a device that can cause a planet to regenerate life, including a corpse turned into a boy with accelerated growth into adulthood, before blowing up?

              • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 3:25 pm || Up

                I’ll thank you not to besmirch the groundbreaking work of original-timeline Dr. Carol Marcus.

                • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 3:31 pm || Up

                  Is it ok to ask how going around the sun in the reverse direction can take you back in time, and why they don’t do this on a regular basis to fix their mistakes?

        • Soaker Dec 27,2016 5:54 pm || Up

          Re the “long plane flight”: you’re scouting places to live for the next four (eight) years?

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • ptbnl Dec 27,2016 6:54 pm || Up

            Heading to Chile at Easter with this in the back of my mind …

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 30,2016 7:39 pm || Up

          Watched the third reboot on the return flight. Not sure the plot made much sense at all, and it needed more Stringer Bell, but still pretty fun.

    • mother pucker Dec 23,2016 10:52 am || Up

      Reviewed the RT list of “Fresh” movies to remember what I saw.

      My favorite from what I have seen was Everybody Wants Some!! (best baseball experience of 2016) or Captain Fantastic. I enjoyed The Nice Guys, The Invitation, Hell or High Water a lot as well.

    • colin Dec 23,2016 7:51 pm || Up

      Probably Moonlight

    • batgirl Dec 27,2016 4:49 pm || Up

      Sing Street

      • colin Dec 29,2016 6:48 pm || Up

        Just watched it (like an hour ago) and it was *awesome*. The ending was pretty far over the top, but still great.

        • colin Dec 29,2016 7:14 pm || Up

          This quote from the movie is for Bed:

          No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.

        • batgirl Dec 30,2016 7:53 am || Up

          I can’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as when they were filming their first music video. The ending was very Hollywood, but other than that I loved it.

          • colin Dec 30,2016 8:11 am || Up

            I think that the ending is supposed to be a fantasy, like the fantasy that he has while shooting the US prom-themed video, but it’s left pretty ambiguous.

  3. Bed Dec 21,2016 8:00 am

    Your favorite TV show of 2016?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Dec 21,2016 8:01 am || Up

      the good place

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • andeux Jan 21,2017 10:14 am || Up

        The season finale was amazing.

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Jan 22,2017 11:19 pm || Up

          Testing again.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • batgirl Jan 22,2017 7:01 am || Up

        Me too. It’s great.

      • colin Jan 22,2017 7:21 pm || Up

        I watched the first episode (and maybe the second?) but couldn’t get into it. Might try to give it another chance though.

        • nevermoor Jan 22,2017 11:21 pm || Up

          MOAR testing

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Future Ed Jan 23,2017 6:00 pm || Up

          i like it. But I liked it from the start. I am not sure it “picks up” but i think it was the 3rd or 4th to the end that i watched twice because I thought it was that funny.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • AV Jan 26,2017 11:57 am || Up

            of course you liked it. it’s like veronica mars meets 30 rock at an albert brooks joint.

            just finished it last night. very enjoyable.

            i’ve also been enjoying search party. and not just for the harsh rips on millennials. though those are great too.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • andeux Jan 26,2017 12:05 pm || Up

              I liked Search Party too. Was going to say something else about it, but it is a big spoiler and we don’t seem to have a spoiler button anymore.

              TINSTAAFK
              • colin Jan 26,2017 12:12 pm || Up

                I ran into that problem earlier today. You can manually add it with <span class=”spoiler”> … </span>

              • andeux Jan 26,2017 12:12 pm || Up

                OK spoiler:Ending of that one reminded me of Altman’s Long Goodbye

                TINSTAAFK
                • AV Jan 26,2017 12:18 pm || Up

                  it ends on a series of imperceptively slow zoom-ins??

                  don’t tell me, don’t tell me. i risked the spoil but i’m still not at the end.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • AV Jan 26,2017 12:20 pm || Up

                  protip: if you copy/paste colin’s code, re-type the quote marks.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor Jan 26,2017 1:44 pm || Up

                  Fixing those tag buttons is on my list.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed Jan 26,2017 6:17 pm || Up

                  (spoil) the team is gonna suck, no matter how many dingers (em) rosie (/em) hits (/spoil)

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 8:03 am || Up

      O.J. : Made In America.This one was a total surprise for me and I had to be talked into watching it. I really didn’t follow the O.J. stuff when it went down as I didn’t find it interesting but this documentary is about more than O.J. Simpson. It’s about race, crime, class, and what it means to live in America.

      But seriously, folks...
      • colin Dec 23,2016 7:53 pm || Up

        I just finished it about 30 minutes ago. Also something that I never would have chosen on my own, but my wife really wanted to see it and I was also swayed by the glowing reviews. Oh wait, I think I’m talking about the other OJ documentary — American Crime Story. Anyway, it was shockingly relevant to our 2016 situation.

    • vignette17 Dec 21,2016 10:08 am || Up

      Game of Thrones.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2016 12:17 pm || Up

        Mine too, but it’s close, with Westworld, Better Call Saul, and Fargo very close. Also Alone, fantastic show.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • vignette17 Dec 21,2016 1:25 pm || Up

          If Fargo Season 2 counts as 2016, it would be very, very close. I thought it aired late 2015 though?

        • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:10 pm || Up

          One of these decades I want to catch up on Better Call Saul. I’ve never heard of Fargo outside of the movie and the town. I tried Westworld for a couple of episodes but it wasn’t my cup of tea.

          But seriously, folks...
        • colin Dec 23,2016 7:54 pm || Up

          I have loved both seasons of Fargo. Really enjoyed Better Call Saul as well (and I haven’t watched Breaking Bad). Probably need to try out Westworld.

        • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2016 8:06 pm || Up

          The second season of Fargo was such a surprise. I expected to like it less, basically because of no Billy Bob, but it was so much better. It was such a great show.

        • sslinger Feb 10,2017 11:42 am || Up

          @ FSU – Just finished the current season of Alone. Great stuff, I wished all of the final 5 could have won. After this season, is it worth it to go back and watch the previous seasons?

          • FreeSeatUpgrade Feb 12,2017 7:22 pm || Up

            Yes, definitely. Seasons 1-2 both had more predator encounters and fears, and #2 particularly more psychological drama. Season 3’s hallmark was the abject perseverance, just amazing.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • nevermoor Dec 21,2016 4:34 pm || Up

        Agreed. I also really liked Billions

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:24 pm || Up

          So…Billions, Atlanta, and Fargo sound like shows I should look into.

          But seriously, folks...
    • andeux Dec 21,2016 10:31 am || Up

      Atlanta.

      TINSTAAFK
    • mother pucker Dec 23,2016 10:42 am || Up

      Tough call. I found my favorite shows of GoT, Silicon Valley, Mr. Robot, and Bloodline all to be pretty disappointing relative to prior seasons.

      I would probably go with Stranger Things or Atlanta, with a slight edge to Stranger Things.

    • Leopold Bloom Dec 25,2016 8:14 pm || Up

      As I said earlier, I really liked Fargo.

      Better Call Saul is just amazing, and seems to be gaining speed. Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, and the surrounding cast are all impressive. Good writing, good pacing.

      Game of Thrones I did not find at all underperforming, although I think being okay with season six of GoT really probably has a lot to do with at least having a small soft spot for Cersie.

      I’m sure I will enjoy the final bit of Rectify, if I can find access…

      House of Cards bounced back for season four. It was entertaining and I enjoy both leads a lot.

      Stranger Things was a good surprise.

    • 5Aces Jan 5,2017 7:55 am || Up

      The Tonight show with Johnny Carson. Especially on the weekends when they have the 90 minute version from the 70’s. You get George Plimpton or Dr Heimlich to go with your Charles Nelson Reilly and Adrianne Barbeau.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  4. Bed Dec 21,2016 8:05 am

    Your favorite book of 2016?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 8:07 am || Up

      This one seems obvious…Phil Collins autobiography is the choice…although to be fair I haven’t read it yet.

      But seriously, folks...
    • colin Dec 23,2016 8:01 pm || Up

      I think the only book I read that was released in 2016 was The Underground Railroad (Colson Whitehead). That was very good. Also, the last chapters feature a violent white suprematist backlash and I read them on November 8 after I could no longer handle watching election results.

      Out of all the books that I read this year, my favorite was probably Station Eleven (Emily St John Mandel), with honorable mentions to Slade House (David Mitchell) and The Blizzard (Vladimir Sorokin).

  5. Bed Dec 21,2016 8:06 am

    Your favorite album of 2016…if anyone still buys albums in 2016.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 8:08 am || Up

      I’m old and I do buy albums. My favorite was Everything At Once by Travis.

      But seriously, folks...
    • colin Dec 23,2016 8:13 pm || Up
  6. Bed Dec 21,2016 8:09 am

    What is the one word you would use to describe the 2016 Oakland A’s?

    But seriously, folks...
  7. sslinger Dec 21,2016 8:18 am

    Happy solstice, one and all!

    • aardvark Dec 22,2016 2:42 pm || Up

      Thanks for the party last night. Nice to see you and some other FKers.

    • AV Dec 22,2016 3:11 pm || Up

      yeah!

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Dec 22,2016 3:12 pm || Up

      especially since the way impossible things’ve been going, that old saw about how the sun always comes back seemed actually in question.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • nevermoor Dec 23,2016 11:54 am || Up

      Sorry I couldn’t make it!

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  8. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2016 12:15 pm

    2016 has been such a fetid sewer of a year; it’s somehow fitting that the best thing to crawl out of this river of shit is the Oakland Raiders.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • dmoas Dec 21,2016 12:52 pm || Up

      Luckily the playoffs and Super Bowl are in 2017 so it won’t have the taint of 2016 on it.

  9. Soaker Dec 21,2016 2:47 pm

    So I have zero snow on the ground at my house at the Winter Solstice, and in fact yesterday I did a decent hike getting up over 7500′ before running into any significant snow. However…12 to 18 inches forecast at lake level for the peak holiday travel time from early Friday to early Saturday. I shall have sufficient provisions by the end of the day tomorrow to hunker down and stay completely out of the road craziness through the holiday weekend.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:13 pm || Up

      We had a little bit of snow but it quickly melted. I’m totally cool with that being it for the year.

      But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 21,2016 10:34 pm || Up

        Yeah. It’s been so cold here that I’ve occasionally turned on the heater.

        • Bed Dec 22,2016 4:07 pm || Up

          Hang in there…all of our prayers are with you.

          But seriously, folks...
    • Soaker Dec 23,2016 11:56 am || Up

      “12 to 18 inches forecast” translating into “1/2 to 1/8 inch of actual snow” >:-(

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Bed Dec 21,2016 6:21 pm

    I’m glad I’ll just be missing a Colts game this weekend…it’s hard when you have family stuff to watch football on Christmas Eve. This will be the third game I’ve missed this year…I’m becoming a shitty fan.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 21,2016 6:22 pm || Up

      I only missed 162 A’s games this past season so I’m solid footing as an A’s fan.

      But seriously, folks...
      • nevermoor Dec 21,2016 8:14 pm || Up

        It’ll be like picking up an all-star fan in the offseason!

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:45 pm || Up

          Smash Mouth is back on board?

          • colin Dec 27,2016 3:50 pm || Up

            • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 9:32 pm || Up

              Ok, but they also think Trent Baalke is a competent GM, so their opinions are suspect.

              • dmoas Dec 28,2016 12:32 am || Up

                They also think their music is good, so their opinion is garbage.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 21,2016 10:32 pm || Up

      I on the other hand will spend Christmas Eve at the Coliseum for teh second straight year. The NFL hates us.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • dmoas Dec 21,2016 11:25 pm || Up

        Wouldn’t watching your team kick the shit out of another make for a wonderful way to spend the day? Along with alcohol & tailgate food? Or am I falling down the sar-chasm again?

      • Soaker Dec 22,2016 3:52 pm || Up

        I wouldn’t complain too loudly. A Christmas Eve game in Las Vegas would be a super-high demand ticket.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  11. Soaker Dec 21,2016 7:31 pm

    Well, Bed, our alma maters combined to go 7-17 in 2016…but, satisfyingly, 2-0 vs. the Texas Longhorns.

    http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=18090303

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ozzman99 Dec 21,2016 10:35 pm || Up

      Tuck Fexas

    • Bed Dec 22,2016 4:05 pm || Up

      Losing to the Jayhawks in football is and should be a fireable offense.

      But seriously, folks...
  12. 5Aces Dec 22,2016 1:46 pm

    The most dead workday I have had in years. All the time in the world to read and comment, and Bed finds a way to blow up the site all day long. Thanks man…

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. AV Dec 22,2016 3:13 pm

    the subway toy that goes boom.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  14. Bed Dec 22,2016 4:13 pm

    What is your favorite holiday only food or drink?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 30,2016 5:54 pm || Up

      It would appear this is the most interesting question I’ve ever asked here on http://www.freekraut.net

      But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 30,2016 6:20 pm || Up

        There are no foods or drinks we gluttons limit to just the holidays.

    • Glorious Mundy Dec 30,2016 8:01 pm || Up

      Pandoro

    • AV Jan 3,2017 9:54 am || Up

      friend of mine has a standing party on 1/1 where he just cooks bacon and opens champagne all day long, and all you gotta do is show up, toast some toast, dollop the fixin’s, and BLT the new year in. i only had 4 this year. personal best is 7. one of the better combos is the pepper bacon on potato bread with extra avo, but that’s just a suggestion. feel free to experiement.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. Bed Dec 22,2016 6:50 pm

    I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season and that the new year treats you well.

    But seriously, folks...
  16. sslinger Dec 22,2016 9:00 pm

    Movie: Hell or High Water
    TV Show: hard, maybe Horace & Pete, the Louis CK one you have to pay to download. Or Survivor, two great seasons.
    Book: Between the World & Me
    Album: Black Mountain, IV (though my fave discovery of the year may be Foals)

  17. aardvark Dec 23,2016 1:14 pm

    BA is reporting that the A’s have signed Norge Ruiz. This is a nice signing by the A’s. Ruiz has a good track record of international play and BA considers him the top Cuban pitcher still on the island. He likely heads to AA.

  18. AV Dec 24,2016 1:09 pm

    30 for 30 marathon is the new alfred hitchcock presents marathon.

    on the strawberry/godden episode they interview bob forrest and tag him as an “addiction specialist.” that’s a pretty rich euphemism, bob.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  19. mother pucker Dec 24,2016 6:37 pm

    The Carr injury is just not fucking fair.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2016 9:41 am || Up

      That sure as hell wasn’t what I asked Santa for.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. colin Dec 25,2016 9:07 am

    Happy Rickey’s birthday, FKers!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 25,2016 9:41 am || Up

      I spent some time last night with the kids watching NORAD’s Rickey tracker.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • andeux Dec 25,2016 10:55 am || Up

      If you could split Rickey in three, you’d have three Hall of Famers, and yet one.

      TINSTAAFK
  21. Glorious Mundy Dec 25,2016 2:05 pm

    I don’t like the way the romulans look in this reboot.

  22. sslinger Dec 25,2016 2:52 pm

    Horrible non-call on LBJ hanging on the rim. That’s ok, I don’t mind them losing this game, unless it’s an indication of how a future playoff series will be ref’d.

    • ozzman99 Dec 25,2016 3:28 pm || Up

      I wouldn’t expect a future playoff series to be ref’d any better than the last one. Oh look! Someone got within 10 feet of LBJ. Better call a foul!

  23. Soaker Dec 25,2016 4:41 pm

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. ozzman99 Dec 26,2016 10:27 pm
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2016 9:27 am || Up

      I imagine it’s also been a rough time for the family and friends of Michael Cera.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:46 pm || Up

      Real talk: I have been humming Karma Chameleon all day for some reason.

      • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 2:54 pm || Up

        You could do worse.

        • Soaker Dec 27,2016 5:58 pm || Up

          For the longest time I couldn’t be in a laundromat more than a few minutes before “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya” was bouncing around between my ears.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 27,2016 9:37 am

    Optimistic biography about new A’s stadium coyote, Dave Kaval. He got one of the actual seats from his family’s season ticket spot in Cleveland Municipal Stadium and has it in his office.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. ptbnl Dec 27,2016 1:19 pm

    Vera Rubin should have won the Nobel Prize.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Dec 27,2016 2:35 pm || Up

      pffft. if a woman wants to be noted and admired (hell, heard-about and remembered even) for her advancements in how we all think about space… she’d better get herself a role on a children’s movie with the word star in the title, i always say.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  27. AV Dec 27,2016 2:32 pm

    29:47… f-bomb, right?

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:41 pm || Up

      He tried to defuse it mid-detonation.

  28. Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 2:38 pm
    • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 2:55 pm || Up

      Is this about me? I feel like it’s about me.

  29. Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 3:23 pm

    Just watched “Star Wars” again for the first time in a long while. So Leia figures out that Vader put a homing device on the Falcon to follow it to the base, but then they go straight there anyway? The rebel engineering geeks who figured out the Death Star’s achilles heel in like 20 minutes deserved medals more than than Solo did.

    • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 3:35 pm || Up

      Have you seen Rogue One?

      • Glorious Mundy Dec 27,2016 3:37 pm || Up

        Not yet. I wanted to watch SW again before I go.

        • ozzman99 Dec 27,2016 3:38 pm || Up

          Ok, I won’t say anymore until you see it.

  30. andeux Dec 27,2016 5:12 pm

    Did someone say something about an American football coach with no idea how to organize a defense getting shitcanned?

    TINSTAAFK
    • mother pucker Dec 28,2016 3:03 pm || Up

      No, but benching the quarterback who has actually played very well over the past two seasons, and allowing the GM who hired the coach and has traded away multiple draft picks both lead me to think Buffalo is well on the way to turning this thing around.

  31. AV Dec 28,2016 1:53 pm

    i’m out of podcasts again.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Bed Dec 30,2016 5:59 pm || Up

      I’m here to chew bubble gum and listen to podcasts and I’m all out of podcasts…but, I do have plenty of bubble gum if anyone wants a piece.

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Jan 3,2017 9:55 am || Up

        there ought to be a gumchewing podcast.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Jan 3,2017 11:55 am || Up

      At the risk of asking the obvious – WTF with Mark Maron? He’s over the 700 mark now for episodes.

      • AV Jan 3,2017 12:29 pm || Up

        he’s definitely in my lineup. but that’s one of the easier podcasts to skip for the week without even starting it. his voice … all those comedian guests … the 15 minutes before the thing even start-starts.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Jan 3,2017 12:33 pm || Up

          It is sometimes really hard to take him, and I go months without listening. But then he’ll drop a great one, like the recent Dana Carvey episode, and I remember why I subscribe.

          • AV Jan 3,2017 12:35 pm || Up

            i skipped that one. am circling back now.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • sslinger Jan 3,2017 12:36 pm || Up

            Agreed, picking and choosing is definitely the way to go.

    • Glorious Mundy Jan 5,2017 10:55 am || Up

      In sad podcast news, Sam Miller and Ben Lindbergh are no longer co-hosting the Baseball Prospectus “Effectively Wild” podcast, I guess because they ended up on opposite sides of the ESPN/Bill Simmons cold war. The podcast will continue (under the Fangraphs banner?) with Ben and Jeff Sullivan.

      I like Sullivan, but without the Sam/Ben dynamic I’m skeptical it will work.

      • colin Jan 5,2017 12:02 pm || Up

        I just read Sam and Ben’s book, The Only Rule Is It Has To Work, about the 2015 season when they ran the Sonoma Stompers and tried to bring sabermetrics into independent league baseball. Very entertaining!

  32. ptbnl Dec 29,2016 10:58 am

    Nice to be reminded that not everyone has abandoned all principles.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  33. AV Dec 29,2016 3:12 pm

    CHINA IS KILLING ME.

    especially how well he’s been performing ever since gago’s return to midfield.

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/29/carlos-tevez-shanghai-shenhua-chinese-super-league

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Jan 4,2017 9:56 am || Up

      In the past two weeks, the main Chinese league has plucked foreign stars from Europe and South America with contracts reported to be worth as much as $40 million a year, the highest pay for any soccer player in the world. A Chinese club offered the real Ronaldo $105 million a year, but he declined, his agent said last week.

      NYT

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  34. ozzman99 Dec 29,2016 11:20 pm

    So apparently the A’s broke open the piggy bank to make a run at Encarnacion, right? So how about going after Wieters and moving Vogt to 1B? Thoughts?

    • Bed Dec 30,2016 5:31 pm || Up

      My thoughts are as follows…cottage cheese is actually molten lava and if you eat too much of it you’ll turn into a dodo bird.

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Dec 30,2016 5:33 pm || Up

        Sorry, I just finished season 2 of Mr. Robot and my brain is fried due to confusion and boredom.

        But seriously, folks...
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade Dec 30,2016 5:19 pm

    All right batgirl, you win today’s round. But Team FSU is expecting a win Sunday to get back even.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • batgirl Dec 31,2016 9:08 am || Up

      As long as the Raiders can score more than 10, you’re gonna be just fine. {sigh}

      I’m pinning all my sports hopes and dreams solidly on the Puppy Bowl.

  36. Bed Dec 30,2016 5:47 pm

    If Derek Carr had just put his faith in Zeus then…well, he’d still be hurt because there are no higher powers and life is a random series of events that continue until you die from heart disease: Bed 3:16

    But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Dec 30,2016 5:49 pm

    Ace is the place with the helpful hardware staff: Bed 3:17

    But seriously, folks...
    • ptbnl Dec 30,2016 5:55 pm || Up

      I particularly like going in with bizarre brewing hardware problems (like needing an airtight seal between a rubber bung and a corny keg gas-side fitting) and having them kludge up a fix using only the hardware on hand. They haven’t failed me yet.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Bed Dec 30,2016 6:01 pm || Up

        I briefly worked at Ace many moons ago…I failed most of my customers.

        But seriously, folks...
      • ozzman99 Dec 30,2016 6:21 pm || Up

        Are they a bunch of MacGyvers?

  38. Bed Dec 30,2016 5:51 pm

    Okay, a few of my last posts have been weird…I just needed to get it out of my system. I wasn’weird enough in 2016.

    But seriously, folks...
  39. andeux Dec 30,2016 5:53 pm

    Afternoon bathroom break: John 3:16

    TINSTAAFK
  40. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:03 pm

    So, to get back to baseball…I think Sandy Alderson should sign Mike Moore this off-season.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Jan 2,2017 8:15 pm || Up

      To hold things down for the TVP experience?

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  41. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:08 pm

    I like to take the macro view when thinking about microwaves.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Jan 2,2017 8:17 pm || Up

      Wait…I posted this?

      But seriously, folks...
      • Bed Jan 2,2017 8:17 pm || Up

        Wait…I thought this?

        But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Jan 2,2017 8:18 pm || Up

          Wait…do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?

          But seriously, folks...
          • nevermoor Jan 2,2017 8:24 pm || Up

            Lellow Wire

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • Bed Jan 2,2017 8:44 pm || Up

              This might be a bad time to admit I’m color blind…and I have a spastic colon…and I voted for Jill Stein.

              But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:12 pm

    Okay, enough of this random posting nonsense…I’m back on point. This blog is about the exploits of the Oakland Athletics and their struggle to survive in the small market of the 6th largest metropolitan area in the United States.

    But seriously, folks...
    • nevermoor Jan 2,2017 8:17 pm || Up

      At least we’ll get back to the World Series before the Cubs.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • dmoas Jan 2,2017 8:33 pm || Up

        The 49ers? Unlikely.

        • ozzman99 Jan 2,2017 11:30 pm || Up

          I’ll be shocked if the 49ers ever reach the World Series.

          • nevermoor Jan 2,2017 11:56 pm || Up

            Seems likelier than the Super Bowl, anyway.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • dmoas Jan 3,2017 7:14 am || Up

              On the other hand, the Cubs are more likely to reach the Super Bowl too.

            • ozzman99 Jan 5,2017 1:50 am || Up

              The West Coast Browns.

  43. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:15 pm

    To encourage gender equality anytime I walk past a construction site I yell for all the men to show me their boobs.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Jan 5,2017 8:15 am || Up

      So I was watching the Dick Clark New Year’s eve show-which is an odd name since Zombie Dick did not show up.This year they were also having a feed in New Orleans. They made a big point of the host saying she had a bunch of beads and asking if anyone wanted any. Then the eldest Ace asked why my head snapped towards the TV so fast and I got to spend a few minutes on 12/31 explaining the traditions of Mardi Gras.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  44. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:21 pm

    I’m seeing a fair amount of Stars Trek talk in this lounge and you know what that means…this lounge is never going to get to kiss a girl.

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Jan 5,2017 8:17 am || Up

      Too lazy since Im at work and dont have the headphones in the laptop, but this is where the Shatner SNL skit should be placed.

      “Get a life!”

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  45. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:25 pm

    My newest kink is I like to buy organic figure newtons at Whole Foods and then never eat them.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 30,2016 7:41 pm || Up

      I do this too. The problem is I expect them to be as good as the ones at Berkeley Bowl, but they turn out to be rock hard.

  46. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:34 pm

    So, in conclusion I think it should be clear my client, Colonel Mustard, could not have committed the crime he is being accused of…if the candlestick evidence doesn’t click you can’t convict.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Glorious Mundy Dec 30,2016 7:42 pm || Up

      If the rope doesn’t pile, you must mistrial.

  47. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:35 pm

    Hi Jennifer.

    But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Dec 30,2016 6:51 pm

    Some ozzman99 facts you may not know…

    He made the quarter finals of Wimbledon in 1977.
    He was briefly married to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
    He was one of the original founders of El Paso, Texas in 1867.

    But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 30,2016 11:15 pm || Up

      He’s a member of the Dollar Shave Club.
      He eats his pizza crust first.
      He can bench press 4 lbs.

  49. Bed Dec 30,2016 8:26 pm

    What are your New Year’s resolutions for 2017?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Dec 30,2016 8:30 pm || Up

      1. Ask what are some folks New Year’s resolutions for 2018 on a Oakland A’s related blog next December.

      But seriously, folks...
    • ozzman99 Dec 30,2016 11:16 pm || Up

      To have as much fun as I can because I’m not sure there will be humans by 2018.

    • Englishmajor Jan 3,2017 12:48 am || Up

      Spend more time on FK instead of coming on to all the threads three or four days late.

    • AV Jan 3,2017 9:59 am || Up

      crap! i honestly thought one up and now i can’t remember.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • AV Jan 3,2017 10:56 am || Up

        oh right. get back on the DJ horse and play out with people at actual factual venues with booze and dancefloor (that aren’t my basement).

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  50. Bed Dec 30,2016 8:31 pm

    Did you know in Spanish that San Diego means large city located in California?

    But seriously, folks...
  51. Glorious Mundy Dec 31,2016 7:52 am

    Zlatan just got absolutely robbed of a classic Zlatan goal by the terrible Premier League ref.

    • ptbnl Jan 3,2017 6:51 am || Up

      The refs giveth and the refs taketh away.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  52. Glorious Mundy Jan 1,2017 8:27 am

    This is sick.

    • nevermoor Jan 3,2017 9:05 am || Up

      I could do that too…

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • AV Jan 3,2017 10:03 am || Up

      nice pass there, sanchez.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Jan 3,2017 10:18 am || Up

        Maybe he was trying to set up the guy behind Giroud? Otherwise…

  53. Future Ed Jan 3,2017 12:35 pm

    was in silver spring for christmas. did a bunch of the smithsonians. Went out to Dulles for the Air and space out there.

    I saw a kid wearing a death star t-shirt looking at the enola Gay. Seemingly unaware.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Jan 3,2017 1:27 pm || Up

      We were in Baltimore during Christmas, with a little drive up to Vermont (visit with little miss specialK’s old teacher) one day and a little drive to Delaware (to visit a cousin and aunt I hadn’t seen in 21 years) the next. We also went into DC to show the little one the WH and a few other things.

      A few observations about driving in the NE.
      1. New York state had the worst drivers (caveat – we did NOT go into Boston or Filthydelphia)
      2. Connecticut had the worst traffic. It was like northern CA – all of the roads look to be about 20 years out-of-date.
      3. Although I’ve heard plenty of negative things about it, I loved the Jersey Turnpike, especially the section where you can drive in lanes where trucks are excluded.
      4. My iphone seemed to have trouble with consistently updating its position (yes, wifi was on), which made for some navigational errors. I don’t know if this is an issue with the phone or with Verizon, but my wife’s phone also had some problems, and hers is on AT&T.
      5. We used the MARC and the Metro to get into and around DC. I have no idea why anybody who lives in the DC ‘burbs would consider driving into that swamp.
      6. Our route back from Vermont took us through Yonkers, the Bronx, then across the GW Bridge into NJ. The traffic was surprisingly good, especially after the agony of getting through CT. NYC is one of those places that is far more attractive at night from a distance (kinda like me).
      7. I’ve now driven both ends of I-80 (in addition to a large amount of the middle).
      8. It was very hard to see the exits for Newtown and Sandy Hook off of I-84.
      9. I really love numbered lists.
      9. Speaking of I-84, I thought this was a highway in the northwest, not in the northeast.
      5.

      • ptbnl Jan 3,2017 1:33 pm || Up

        New York and Delaware here, so driving the same stretch of the turnpike as you. I’m partial to taking the truck branch since they’re not allowed in the outside lane so you get it to yourself.

        But what kind of rental car company (a) closes their Newark airport office at 9pm, and (b) only tells you this at 6am on the day of your flight?

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Soaker Jan 3,2017 1:36 pm || Up

        I-84 in the Northwest was originally “I-80N”. The numbering rules were changed to discourage N-S-E-W suffixes (though not eliminated entirely, e.g. Minneapolis-St. Paul) and the two I-84s are sufficiently far apart that the duplication wouldn’t cause confusion.

        There are plenty of duplicate 3-digit numbers that are closer together; California and Nevada both have an I-580.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • dmoas Jan 3,2017 3:37 pm || Up

          Apparently 3-digiters are just spur & circular routes off the main 2-digit routes so they’re allowed to be duplicated all over the place.

      • andeux Jan 3,2017 1:57 pm || Up

        4. Where did you have trouble with position accuracy? (And stupid question that I will ask anyway: was GPS on?) GPS should be very accurate most places, but can fail completely around tall buildings due to the urban canyon effect. Wifi location can be reasonably accurate if you happen to be in a place where your phone can see several different wifi networks (which conveniently covers a lot of those places where GPS fails), but isn’t as useful on highways. Cell towers give only crude location information based on signal strength; better than nothing if GPS is failing, but usually not good enough for accurate navigation.
        Another issue could be refresh rate. iOS and Android APIs both can update position at 1 Hz, but apps might try to save battery by polling at something slower than that.

        TINSTAAFK
        • doctorK Jan 4,2017 10:56 am || Up

          The fails were everywhere. The car we rented had on-board wifi – I don’t know if that contributed to the problem. I was using the Google Maps app for navigation. I kept the phone on continually on a charger, so there should not have been any battery-usage issue. The worst thing was if the position seemed to jump around a lot, then I would get a number of very confusing instructions in a very short amount of time.

          I’ve used Google Maps in Israel (using an iPad with a data plan supplied by the rental company) twice in the last year with no problems, other than being directed through an air force base, and through a residential neighborhood in a town where they probably don’t like Americans very much. It’s curious that I got better results there than in the US.

  54. Jennifer Jan 11,2017 8:50 pm

    Ed, when was the mural painted on your house?

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