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Back home against the Astros 94

Cotton vs. Brad Peacock
Manaea vs. Joe Musgrove (who?)
Mengden vs. Collin McHugh

94 thoughts on “Back home against the Astros

  1. andeux Sep 19,2016 7:41 pm

    The ball is really carrying to left.
    Solo HRs by Gattis, Healy, and Maxwell (first career, and oppo).

    TINSTAAFK
  2. Future Ed Sep 19,2016 7:50 pm

    I think musgrove is a planning commissioner in San CArlos

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Future Ed Sep 19,2016 8:22 pm

    are we seeing the end of Vogt in Oakland?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • MikeV Sep 21,2016 7:52 pm || Up

      Is there a market for 32 year old ‘decent’ catchers?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 19,2016 9:19 pm

    Coliseum PA just played the Dead’s Fire on the Mountain. Never heard that before. Also wondering if a reliever really wants to hear that before he pitches.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 19,2016 9:21 pm || Up

      Madson responds with the A’s play of the year, pitcher’s division.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • doctorK Sep 19,2016 9:37 pm || Up

        Then stinks up the joint in the 9th.

        • andeux Sep 19,2016 9:41 pm || Up

          A bloop that a good RF would have caught, a grounder to where the 2B abandoned to cover the base, and another grounder up the middle against a drawn in infield.

          TINSTAAFK
          • doctorK Sep 19,2016 9:48 pm || Up

            Meh – you and your logic can’t change my irrational game-thread-emotion hate.

            I’m actually more pissed that the A’s couldn’t get anything off of Son of Gregor.

            Also, FK Houston.

  5. Future Ed Sep 19,2016 9:59 pm

    colume?

    Neal?

    does the a’s medical staff know signs of a stroke? cuz i think bob may have had one

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  6. Future Ed Sep 19,2016 10:00 pm

    holy shit, the giants are trying to cough up another one

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Sep 19,2016 10:09 pm || Up

      Success.

      TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Sep 19,2016 10:41 pm || Up

      Gotta love the brain cramp by Pence after boxing that ball off his arm, then forgetting to throw it back in.

      • Future Ed Sep 19,2016 11:25 pm || Up

        just saw the replay, first, he should have had it, second, yeah, that was bad.

        I mean, if they get the out, its second and third one out, in the 9th, with no bullpen.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Sep 19,2016 11:44 pm || Up

          Do we agree they officially now are #TD? I almost feel like there should be a worse name for them, But fuck the Gnats, someone at McC can come up with their own name.

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. Future Ed Sep 19,2016 10:25 pm

    rangers got jobbed but won anyway

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  8. doctorK Sep 20,2016 8:16 am

    Rickey, 130, and the “unwritten rules”.

    What he did not mention is the fan riot that followed that last game against the Tigers.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 2:30 pm || Up

      Speaking of, someone just posted this full broadcast of NBC’s Game of the Week on 5/22/1982: A’s at Red Sox. Rickey steals two bases.

      There is a weird incident where Mike Heath says something to Jim Rice on his way to the mound for a chat, and Rice follows him with the bat. It apparently had something to do with the Red Sox accusing Bo McLaughlin (who???) of throwing a spitter.

      Same user also just posted the full disco demolition game.

    • Future Ed Sep 20,2016 7:28 pm || Up

      thank you for that. gives me a reason to my previously irrational hatred of Sparky anderson

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. doctorK Sep 20,2016 10:41 am
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 10:47 am || Up

      They really shouldn’t have turned their account over to Donald Trump Jr.

    • elcroata Sep 21,2016 4:52 am || Up

      I already vented on FB about this.

      While yes, this is funny on a KKK front, the rest of the article is just stupid.

      His name is Kike, not Kiké. At least I have never heard anyone call him Kiké. Not Vin Scully, not Dodgers public announcer, not anybody. Putting an accent in there to make it look different than a slur is in fact changing your name to something what it is not. It’s the same as spelling it Koke.

      So, while I laugh at the unintentional stupidity of KKK, I am truly unnerved by sanctimonious “journalism” of publicly shaming people without knowing the first thing about the topic on hand.

      Because survival is insufficient
      • AV Sep 21,2016 10:51 am || Up

        méh.

        not unusual. falls under a special category of transcription/transliteration, bringing in a new word that looks just like an old word. and trying desperately to differentiate.

        the funny part is that the impulse to add the foreign character is kinda right, but instead of reinforcing the correct sound they totally botch the thing into something even the original users don’t recognize anymore.

        ’cause, why not go for kíke, máte, et cétera?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. batgirl Sep 20,2016 3:21 pm

    Did anyone else read this article about buying a mattress online? Speaking as someone who has purchased a mattress from Sleep Train and taken advantage of the returns policy, I’ll admit I never really thought about what they do with the rejected mattresses. I guess I thought they had a big warehouse sale of returned mattresses where you could buy them for a few hundred dollars. But Jeez!

    So the surprises began when Casper, Helix and Leesa dispatched the 1-800-Got-Junk truck to fetch my never-been-slept-on bedding.

    Tuft & Needle provided the most unusual return experience I’ve ever had as a consumer. Its website promises that “we” will work together to donate a returned mattress. “It’s that easy,” the site reads.

    In reality, the company could not find a charity partner near me. So it posed a challenge of sorts. I could find a worthy organization on my own and send Tuft & Needle an ad hoc receipt of sorts, with a signature from the recipient. Failing that, I could give the mattress to a friend or family member in need and provide similar proof. If that didn’t work, I could post a note on Craigslist or Freecycle offering to give the mattress away. And if that wasn’t possible, the junk truck was an option.

    • Future Ed Sep 20,2016 7:33 pm || Up

      there was a story the guys at the dump i worked at in seattle always told. There was a seattle matress company that advertised never throwing away mattresses. they made a big selling point of it, putting it in tv commercials.

      Till there was a story about the dump and while they were interviewing the head of the division on the open face with that companies truck clearly in the background unloading mattress after mattress.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Sep 21,2016 11:00 am || Up

      i for one am shocked i’ve heard all sorts of investigative podcasts about the right price for a mattress and the practically negligible amount of formaldehyde it may gas off, but none about its demise.

      though frankly, i’ve caught myself wondering… how DO you stuff the thing back into that tiny box to ship it back home? HOW?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 4:01 pm

    They’re planning to build this thing right next to the existing one? What a waste.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 5:50 pm || Up

  12. Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 5:39 pm
    • andeux Sep 20,2016 5:49 pm || Up

      Christ, what an asshole.

      TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 20,2016 6:01 pm || Up

      “Justice Peter Doody”

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 5:47 pm

    That’s some sexy mud.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 20,2016 7:33 pm

    I’m still not sold on Manaea’s stache. Nice pitchin tho

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. Future Ed Sep 20,2016 7:49 pm

    this is ridiculous. did they change the rules? you don’t have to continue the play?

    I like it better

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Sep 20,2016 7:51 pm || Up

      That protest was winnable (would have had to restart this game in the third inning tomorrow and then play the regular game, if the Astros win tonight) but the double play effectively nullifies the protest.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 20,2016 7:59 pm || Up

        Also the A’s are gonna win this anyway,

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  16. Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 9:26 pm

    “The next time your Kia needs an oil change, ask for…”

    -Bizarrely niche A’s radio ad

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 20,2016 9:48 pm || Up

      Hyundai/Kia make a good car, and they’re are selling a lot of em.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  17. doctorK Sep 20,2016 9:38 pm

    I would like some early pie, please.

  18. Future Ed Sep 21,2016 6:08 am

    i mean, I don’t know how to judge these games. it seemed like COtton’s best game, but the Astros strike out a lot. Manaea seemed better too. I bullpen gave up 5 runs in 7 innings. one by colume/neal so that barely registers.

    on the other hand, the offense….

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 21,2016 8:57 am || Up

      I really thought Smolinski was going to come through there in the 9th. Looked like he was seeing the pitches really well, had some strong cuts.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 12:09 pm

    • Soaker Sep 21,2016 12:55 pm || Up

      I believe Ken has the weekend off, and Roxy has football assignments, so your A’s radio broadcast team for the Texas series is Vince Cotroneo and Chris Townsend.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 1:15 pm || Up

        Yuck. Someone stop Mulder from leaving town and lock him in the radio booth.

  20. Soaker Sep 21,2016 12:56 pm

    If they don’t announce a sub-10K attendance today it will never happen.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 21,2016 1:06 pm || Up

      i blew it by setting one matter on calendar today.

      I really wanted to go

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 21,2016 1:20 pm || Up

      Yeah it looks mighty sparse.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 21,2016 2:11 pm || Up

        11,197

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Sep 21,2016 2:12 pm || Up

          They have announced eight smaller crowds this season.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 21,2016 1:22 pm

    Astros TV comparing Altuve to Kelly Leake, misses point that Leake was a dick.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 21,2016 1:59 pm

    Lousy breaks for Mengden, dubious ball four, cross-up wild pitch, groundout scores the run.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 2:02 pm || Up

      Yeah I don’t know what happened on that WP, but Maxwell did him no favors by stabbing at it.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 2:17 pm || Up

      Got rocked this inning.

  23. Soaker Sep 21,2016 3:51 pm

    I thought Alcantara was safe according to Mattress Firm Super Mo, but not conclusive is reasonable.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  24. Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 4:44 pm

    There appear to be an unusual number of Blue Jays fans in Seattle for their game today. British Columbia roots for the Jays it would seem.

    • Soaker Sep 21,2016 5:05 pm || Up

      And they watch Josh Donaldson don the goat horns.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 5:07 pm || Up

        That was weird. The ball looked like it was snug in his glove and the runner didn’t kick it out.

  25. Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 7:33 pm

    Killer loss for the Mets.

    • andeux Sep 21,2016 7:38 pm || Up

      Recker?

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 7:41 pm || Up

        He barely knew ‘er.

        Cespedes had a game winning homer beautifully robbed with two outs in the bottom of the ninth. He also had one a couple innings earlier that looked like it was going out, but Kemp pulled it back (and dropped it).

    • Soaker Sep 21,2016 7:49 pm || Up

      This whole NL wild card race is quite the battle of suck though. I would argue that the Mets look the least sucky of the three.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. Glorious Mundy Sep 21,2016 9:34 pm
  27. MikeV Sep 22,2016 9:28 am
    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • ptbnl Sep 22,2016 10:03 am || Up

      “This is a contractor position that pays a small monthly stipend.”

      So no.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  28. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 10:49 am
    • andeux Sep 22,2016 11:12 am || Up

      The A’s record with former designated hitter Billy Butler in the lineup this season was 27-58 and without Butler in the lineup, including after his release this month, the team is 39-28 through 152 games.

      Not to defend Butler in any way, but it’s probably more fair to use starts (22-37) vs. non-starts (44-49), where the difference is not quite so extreme. Teams are more likely to pinch-hit or substitute when they are behind than when they are ahead.

      TINSTAAFK
  29. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 11:08 am
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 11:19 am || Up

      Pakistan’s caps are nice.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 11:33 am || Up

      Pakistan’s not doing so hot, but considering that their manager says they are relying on “cricket players who can throw the ball 90 mph,” I’ll cut them some slack.

      The other two teams competing for the last spot in the 2017 WBC are Great Britain and Israel, the latter of which has a very fringy A’s minor league pitcher named Joey Wagman.

  30. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 1:36 pm

  31. Glorious Mundy Sep 22,2016 5:39 pm

    Twitter live-streaming NFL games is an interesting development.

  32. Soaker Sep 22,2016 5:42 pm

    H/T Slusser. I love Vin but am sort of avoiding linking Scully stuff because so much of it refers to “The impossible has happened!!” but this is pretty sweet.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Sep 22,2016 7:31 pm || Up

      Schlong, playing behind Brett Anderson tonight for however long that lasts, promptly gives Mr. Scully a chance to call one of his errors.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 22,2016 7:42 pm || Up

        He should give Scully the chance to call one of his hits, it’d be more rare.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • andeux Sep 22,2016 7:52 pm || Up

          Is he going to end up getting more than the lowball offer he turned down to stay in Oakland?

          TINSTAAFK
          • Soaker Sep 22,2016 9:22 pm || Up

            I’m still expecting Baltimore to make a huge offer. Maybe $70M/5 rather than $90M/6.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 23,2016 5:29 am || Up

      what a fantastic shirt

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Sep 23,2016 9:50 am || Up

        ugh. third time trying to write a pie-related sean thompson lookalike joke. can’t quite get it / can’t let it go.

        I FEEL LIKE A PIG AND TENUOUS JOKES ARE MY TRUFFLES.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  33. Soaker Sep 23,2016 9:34 am

    The 2016 team’s home record is 33-45, which includes 7 series lost by sweep.

    Their final win total will be between 33 and 36, and here’s where that will rank in Oakland history.

    43. 1982: 36-45 (.444)
    T44. 1977: 35-46 (.432)
    T44. 1997: 35-46 (.432)
    46. 1994: 24-32 (.429)
    47. 2015: 34-47 (.419)
    48. 1979: 31-50 (.383)

    Join The Party In 2017!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  34. Glorious Mundy Sep 23,2016 11:10 am

    LOL, Cruz is pathetic.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 30,2016 10:38 am || Up

      Nice timing on this endorsement, Ted.

      • colin Sep 30,2016 10:49 am || Up

      • nevermoor Oct 3,2016 9:56 am || Up

        Master politician.

        The cuba stuff has to be a particular gut punch for him.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Glorious Mundy Oct 7,2016 5:47 pm || Up

      Again, Ted: Well played

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 7,2016 5:54 pm || Up

        Trump must’ve grabbed him right in the pussy.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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