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Games 143-146: Just when we need them, the A’s are in town 228

For the second straight series the A’s face a team needing a series sweep to keep their faint AL Wild Card hopes alive. The last time the A’s visited The K there were a lot of fireworks between Brett Lawrie and the home squad. I sense a bit more lethargy this time. Showers and thunderstorms are in the forecast the entire time the A’s are in KC.

All four games start at 6:15 CT/4:15 PT. I suppose the early start is to get the kiddies home at a reasonable hour on school nights. The added benefit would be, if folks have to come straight from work to the ballpark they are more likely to buy $10 burgers and sausages.

Detwiler on the mound for the A’s tonight, then MLB.com has Mr. TBD making three consecutive starts. I don’t know if any of the regular beat reporters are on this trip, certainly Slusser is not, but FK is here for all the incisive dissection of BoMel’s strategy. So, this should be great fun! Of course, feel free to discuss the 49ers or the lasting effects of pneumonia as well.

228 thoughts on “Games 143-146: Just when we need them, the A’s are in town

  1. andeux Sep 12,2016 3:41 pm

    What percentage of the Royals are deplorable?

    TINSTAAFK
  2. Soaker Sep 12,2016 3:51 pm

    By the way, the ESPN commentators for that Rams-Niners game tonight are Chris Berman and Steve Young. I recommend your choice of music instead.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 12,2016 3:53 pm || Up

      are we linking arms? All lives matter style?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 3:56 pm || Up

        Too late to fly in the Canadian Tenors?

  3. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 4:58 pm

    back back back back back back back gone

    • Soaker Sep 12,2016 5:05 pm || Up

      It was definitely Khlobbered. “And that ball is wet” is much better in baseball than in golf.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 12,2016 5:04 pm

    Hooray! Khrush is the anti-Butler, the acquisition who did much better than expected at a reasonable price. He’s like the bearded Spock.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 5:12 pm || Up

      His homers are super cool. Just wish he was good at another thing too.

    • andeux Sep 12,2016 5:33 pm || Up

      What GM said. Jack Cust minus 100 points of OBP doesn’t do much for me.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Sep 12,2016 6:21 pm || Up

        oh wow. i never thought of that.

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 5:05 pm

    Whit Merrifield is the name of a person who wears a bow tie on a Fox News panel.

    • Soaker Sep 12,2016 5:14 pm || Up

      I was thinking, Morton Kondracke’s love child.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  6. Soaker Sep 12,2016 5:20 pm

    I’m not listening to Vince but I’d bet on a “Shutdown Inning” invocation there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 12,2016 6:22 pm || Up

      along with a “step on the throat”

      yes he did

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. doctorK Sep 12,2016 5:31 pm

    Brooks.Pounders.

  8. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 5:35 pm

    Charles Woodson is wearing a three-piece suit with an ascot, puffy pocket square, and sneakers on the MNF halftime show.

  9. Soaker Sep 12,2016 5:35 pm

    This business of the 16-man pitching staffs with matchups starting in the fourth inning needs to end, maybe even as part of the new CBA. It used to be that teams only added 3 or 4 players to the MLB team for September. The other night I heard the Mets announcers talking about 37 players being in uniform and the D’bags apparently used 13 pitchers in a game.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 6:09 pm

    Down goes Wash.

  11. Future Ed Sep 12,2016 6:38 pm

    when do the A’s start to get thrown at?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. Soaker Sep 12,2016 6:51 pm

    Tell me “Detwiler started and went 4 innings and then it was Coulombe for the 5th and 6th”, I’m not thinking a 9-run lead is in the range of reasonable outcomes.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Sep 12,2016 6:57 pm || Up

      And now Neal for the 7th. They need to get Wendelken into this game so he doesn’t die a virgin.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Sep 12,2016 7:32 pm || Up

        Well now we absolutely must have Wendelken pitch the 9th. The best thing would be, it would be over in 30 seconds.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Soaker Sep 12,2016 7:40 pm || Up

          Neal already had a 3-inning save. That’s as bad as the Adam Dunn thing, Bob.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  13. Future Ed Sep 12,2016 7:03 pm

    I suppose the early start is to get the kiddies home at a reasonable hour on school nights.

    or I suppose they knew ned yost would be managing lie its the world series and he only has relievers on his roster

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Soaker Sep 12,2016 7:13 pm

    OF is Muncy in LF, Alcantara in CF and Eibner in RF.

    IF is Healy at 3B, Semien (WTF?) at SS, Wendle at 2B and Olson at 1B.

    Battery is Neal and Maxwell.

    It’s a lovely March 7 afternoon on this split-squad day out here in Surprise.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • dmoas Sep 12,2016 7:16 pm || Up

      Good old Fall Training.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 7:18 pm || Up

      Semien can rest when he’s retired, apparently.

      • Soaker Sep 12,2016 7:26 pm || Up

        I’m expecting #93 to trot out to shortstop in the bottom of the 9th. Maybe Walt Horn. Or Will Ferrell, whom I have in fact seen play shortstop for the A’s.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Sep 12,2016 7:28 pm || Up

        according to bomel, when he is on paternity leave

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. doctorK Sep 12,2016 7:17 pm

    The useless Cardinals are getting no-hit by Kyle Hendricks through 8 innings.

    • doctorK Sep 12,2016 7:30 pm || Up

      1. No-hitter broken up by lead-off HR.

      2. Joe West decides that people hadn’t noticed him enough tonight so he ejects Maddon.

      3. Click – hello, 49ers.

  16. Glorious Mundy Sep 12,2016 7:21 pm

    Colin Kaepernick – Novak Djokovic

    Separated at birth?

  17. andeux Sep 12,2016 7:27 pm

    Lose some 14-3, win some 14-3.

    TINSTAAFK
  18. doctorK Sep 12,2016 7:55 pm

    In what world would Case Keenum be considered an NFL quarterback?

    • andeux Sep 12,2016 8:00 pm || Up

      ^Case Keenum^Blaine Gabbert

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Sep 12,2016 8:07 pm || Up

        Also did these come from the same random-QB-name generator that produced Blake Bortles?

        TINSTAAFK
        • nevermoor Sep 13,2016 11:32 am || Up

          Dunno, but if they did the face-generation software from Blaine Gabbert did one HELL of a good job.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • doctorK Sep 12,2016 9:33 pm || Up

        Right now, in a close match, Keenum is managing to out-suck Gabbert.

        • doctorK Sep 12,2016 9:57 pm || Up

          OK, now it’s not close at all.

          • Soaker Sep 12,2016 10:02 pm || Up

            I’m thinking L.A. should give St. Louis one last chance to take its team back.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • doctorK Sep 12,2016 10:05 pm || Up

              I just posted the same on fb. In fact, they may want to send them all the way back to Cleveland.

            • nevermoor Sep 13,2016 11:33 am || Up

              If so, can we stick the Raiders on ’em?

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • Soaker Sep 12,2016 8:03 pm || Up

      I’m glad they didn’t feel obligated to throw Goff out there to get destroyed.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Sep 13,2016 10:44 am || Up

      Shaun Hill is still an NFL starter.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  19. doctorK Sep 12,2016 8:19 pm

    Berman is making me think that Ray and Vince are not all that bad.

    It’s pronounced “drone” you shitbird.

    • dmoas Sep 12,2016 8:58 pm || Up

      Marble mouth.

    • andeux Sep 13,2016 10:10 am || Up
      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 10:16 am || Up

        He’s the greatest.

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 4:38 pm || Up
        • Soaker Sep 15,2016 11:01 am || Up

          This hardly counts as even a slap on the wrist.

          Navarette has been banned from Levi’s Stadium for a year as a result of his actions. If he wishes to return, he must write an apology, take an online course, and appear in front of a judge.

          IMO the announcement at the beginning of the game should be “Any spectator going onto the field or interrupting play in any manner will automatically be hit with the Taser is front of all these people, ejected and subject to arrest.” The cops somewhere did that to one of these morons and there was an outcry about it, but I was definitely pro-cop on that one.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • batgirl Sep 15,2016 11:18 am || Up

            What exactly is the online course I wonder.

            • Glorious Mundy Sep 15,2016 11:23 am || Up

              “Idiots on the Field: Hilarious but Deadly” narrated by actor Troy McClure

              (You might remember him from such online courses as “Alice’s Adventure Through the Windshield Glass” and “Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll”)

          • andeux Sep 15,2016 11:33 am || Up

            Police brutality as deterrent? No thanks.

            TINSTAAFK
            • Soaker Sep 15,2016 11:41 am || Up

              Opinion was divided in the incident I was remembering. Shane Victorino and Tony La Russa agree with me.

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
              • andeux Sep 15,2016 11:47 am || Up

                That in itself should make you reconsider.

                TINSTAAFK
                • dmoas Sep 15,2016 11:53 am || Up

                  I don’t know. Low charge shock? I could get behind. But it’s somewhat circumstance dependent. I don’t see it as brutality. Definitely shouldn’t be shot. Or bean bagged. Or rubber bulleted. But a little zap to remind you you’re an idiot and are grossly trespassing? I support that, company notwithstanding.

            • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 15,2016 12:18 pm || Up

              Yeah, the threat of arrest, jail time and/or fines should be enough. Arrest of course implying police brutality anyway.

              "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. doctorK Sep 12,2016 10:25 pm

    The over/under line for the October 9 game between the Bills and the Rams should be in single-digits.

  21. Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 11:48 am

  22. Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 11:51 am

    Pray 4 Celtic

    • MikeV Sep 13,2016 12:14 pm || Up

      about that.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 12:18 pm || Up

        Barca dropping a league home game to Deportivo Nowheresville last weekend was not a good development for Celtic.

        • MikeV Sep 13,2016 1:11 pm || Up

          Deportivo Nowheresville

          Robbie Keane’s boyhood club!

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • MikeV Sep 13,2016 1:04 pm || Up

      ….

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 1:20 pm || Up

        Some of these goals have been really, really good.

        • MikeV Sep 13,2016 1:23 pm || Up

          Suarez is FKing ridiculous.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • MikeV Sep 13,2016 1:23 pm || Up

      Stop. They’re already dead.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 1:33 pm || Up

        They’re playing like they’re dead.

    • ptbnl Sep 13,2016 4:04 pm || Up

      Scottish football is a joke.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  23. Soaker Sep 13,2016 4:56 pm

    It’s pathetic to see Marlins Guy having to settle for an A’s-Royals game. I’m almost expecting the guy with the rainbow wig to come sit down next to him.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 5:23 pm || Up

      Every Jharel Cotton start is an event.

  24. Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 5:25 pm

    Dang it Marcus

    • Soaker Sep 13,2016 5:26 pm || Up

      And Cotton gets Semiened in a big way.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 5:28 pm || Up

        He had a look on his face after the error like “where are these major league shortstops I’ve heard so much about.”

  25. Glorious Mundy Sep 13,2016 5:36 pm

    There may be a spot on this list waiting for Khrush Davis.

    • andeux Sep 13,2016 5:55 pm || Up

      Currently at 37 HR, 116 wRC+, .342 wOBA.

      Using wOBA instead of wRC+ really punishes the more recent players compared to those playing in the dinger-friendly late nineties and early aughts. Although the flip side is that some of those older seasons wouldn’t be hitting 40 HRs in today’s environment.

      Mark Reynolds 2011 didn’t meet the 40 HR criterion, but is also similar (37, 116, .350), and even more impressive when combined with the 20 runs below average defense at 3B to make him close to replacement level overall.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Sep 20,2016 4:08 pm || Up

        40 HR, .123 wRC+, and .351 wOBA now. I’d say he had a decent week.

    • andeux Oct 3,2016 1:50 pm || Up

      Four additions to that list for this year:

      Davis – 42 HR, .349 wOBA, 123 wRC+, 2.6 WAR
      7th worst all time by wOBA.

      Trumbo – 47 HR, .358 wOBA, 123 wRC+, 2.2 WAR
      9th worst all time by wOBA.
      But considering the extra 5 homers, arguably even more one-dimensional than Davis.

      Chris Carter – 41 HR, .346 wOBA, 112 wRC+, 1.1 WAR
      Tied for 3rd worst all-time by wOBA, 6th worst by wRC+.
      And with terrible defense to boot.

      Todd Frazier – 40 HR, .326 wOBA, 102 wRC+, 2.4 WAR
      Worst all time by wOBA, 2nd worst by wRC+.

      TINSTAAFK
  26. Soaker Sep 13,2016 6:03 pm

    Dammit Vogt, that looked like an out. Nice performance by the young guy, but he’s deprived of the chance to join the pantheon of A’s pitchers who have gained wins in their first two starts (most recent two: Bobby Cramer and Vin Mazzaro).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Sep 13,2016 6:26 pm || Up

      In Cramer’s case, those were the only two wins of his career…which is why I was emphatic above about giving Wendelken the only chance of his life to record the final out of a game and walk off the field getting all the handshakes.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Sep 13,2016 6:42 pm || Up

      But still no losses for Cotton…thanks, Yonder.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. andeux Sep 13,2016 6:43 pm

    KC fans booing. Music to my ears.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Sep 13,2016 6:44 pm || Up

      I’m afraid the Defending World Champions have officially succumbed, with the 2016 A’s driving the final nail in.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 14,2016 7:22 am || Up

      Yeah, those happy Plains folk sure turned surly fast.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. Future Ed Sep 13,2016 7:11 pm

    did he really fake to third?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Soaker Sep 13,2016 7:13 pm

    One win needed to defer until next year avoid a 100-loss season, 18 chances to get it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  30. doctorK Sep 13,2016 7:16 pm

    FK the Royals

  31. Future Ed Sep 13,2016 8:27 pm

    glorious

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  32. Soaker Sep 13,2016 8:55 pm

    I sneered at the Mariners’ wild card chances the other night but now they seem headed for their 7th win in a row after that grand thlam by Theth. Also, it’s a little early to bring it up but Taijuan Walker, who has driven them nuts with his performance/potential ratio, is pitching quite well in this game.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 13,2016 9:04 pm || Up

      JINX!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Sep 13,2016 9:08 pm || Up

        I want more of Ryan Rowland-Smith doing the analysis. Now THERE’s an idea, bring in Travis Blackley as Fosse’s replacement.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker Sep 13,2016 9:15 pm || Up

        Poop! (Pitch count was probably too high anyway.)

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Nov 23,2016 9:16 pm || Up

      “Driven them nuts” to the point that they finally gave up on him.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  33. doctorK Sep 13,2016 10:41 pm

    The Gnats reenactment of the A’s 2014 season continues.

  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 14,2016 9:29 am

    Saw Steve Mariucci while out at dinner at Pican last night.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 9:34 am || Up

      I imagine he was reliving his glorious 6-6 season at Cal that propelled him inexorably to NFL superstardom.

      • Soaker Sep 14,2016 9:53 am || Up

        But that was still a breath of fresh air between the Gilbertson era and the Holmoecaust.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 10:07 am || Up

          It was for about a month. Then they lost 6 out of 7 to close the season.

      • nevermoor Sep 14,2016 10:03 am || Up

        Until this season, he was the last Niners coach capable of running an offense.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
        • MikeV Sep 14,2016 10:15 am || Up

          Yep. Firing him was worse than firing Harbaugh.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • nevermoor Sep 14,2016 10:40 am || Up

            It was damned refreshing to see my team operate like a competent (though still flawed) NFL offense.

            No delay of game penalties, no first quarter dive runs on 3rd and 8, etc. etc.

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
            • MikeV Sep 14,2016 3:08 pm || Up

              Exactly.

              The QBOTF is not on the roster right now. Sunshine looked pretty bad. I think you write off Kaepernick until he’s 100% fully healthy, and even then I don’t think he is the answer going forward either.

              The good thing is, IMO, the quarterback should be one of the LAST pieces to the puzzle. Surround him with a good team and he’ll be fine. The O-Line is better than its been for awhile, the RB Corps is solid, etc. The WRs need help ,though.

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

    • AV Sep 14,2016 10:52 am || Up

      were you at the godawful lasershow birthday party at pican last night? because there seemed to be a godawful lasershow birthday party at pican last night. (and i felt bad for anybody who showed up to just have a nice quiet nonlasershow dinner.)

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 14,2016 11:46 am || Up

        There was nothing like that going on at Pican while I was there. We left around 830.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • AV Sep 14,2016 12:03 pm || Up

          hm… maybe that was monday night? i go by that corner almost every evening.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Sep 14,2016 12:03 pm || Up

          and i’m confused every day.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  35. Soaker Sep 14,2016 10:24 am

    I was thinking, maybe 2017 is the year I will kill two birds with one stone by going to Houston and Arlington on one week-long trip.

    Nope. Six separate road trips to Texas, again.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Sep 14,2016 11:23 am || Up

      Hunh, I hadn’t pegged you as a masochist until now.

      • Soaker Sep 14,2016 11:45 am || Up

        I hope you enjoy the Texas invasion this Saturday.

        MLB did somehow manage to give the A’s a single-state road trip, in June with 4 games at Tampa Bay and then 2 in Miami.

        The A’s aren’t really being picked on with regard to Texas. The Angels also make 6 separate trips there. The Mariners make 5, with one trip to both cities.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Sep 14,2016 11:52 am || Up

          Including a scheduled doubleheader in TB. I might be tempted by that if it were literally any other park.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Soaker Sep 14,2016 12:08 pm || Up

            And I’ve been to the Trop to see the A’s, when Mom lived in Sarasota. The appeal of that trip would be that a Florida visit is dirt-cheap in June and no need to buy tickets in advance. New York (Mets)-Toronto goes to much more interesting cities but that would be way expensive, and also it’s after the All-Star break by which time the A’s may be at least 20 games under .500.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • doctorK Sep 14,2016 1:42 pm || Up

            Read the thread, Ed.

        • sslinger Sep 14,2016 2:48 pm || Up

          I’m sure there will be a lot of burnt orange around, bur fortunately on the northside we don’t get too many of the visitors.

  36. doctorK Sep 14,2016 1:13 pm

    The Rays have a June 10th scheduled double-header with the A’s.

  37. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 3:22 pm

    LOLGiants. Nice spot to get picked off there.

    • Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 3:38 pm || Up

      They are so 2014 A’s.

      • andeux Sep 14,2016 3:40 pm || Up

        They would have to go 11-6 in their remaining games to have a 2nd half winning percentage (almost) as good as the 2014 A’s.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 3:40 pm || Up

          Wow. That’s incredible.

          • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:18 pm || Up

            they’ll still make the playoffs because the cardinals are terrible. and miami, uhg

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. sslinger Sep 14,2016 3:39 pm

    The Padres did their job, now the Cards need to come in and not FK it up.

    • Soaker Sep 14,2016 3:46 pm || Up

      While they’re not flailing as badly as the Giants, the Cardinals haven’t exactly been setting the league on fire either.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Sep 14,2016 4:01 pm || Up

        Mets (77-69), Giants(77-68), Cards(76-69) all lost today, so 86 wins or so will probably be enough for the two wild cards. The Mets have the easiest schedule (Twins, Braves, Phillies x 2, Marlins). The Giants probably have the hardest with the head-to-dead vs. STL, and two against the Dodgers. But I still fear them sneaking in, and then getting hot in the playoffs.

        TINSTAAFK
      • doctorK Sep 14,2016 4:50 pm || Up

        The Cards lost two of three to the Cubs, the Mets lost two of three to the Nats, and both teams managed to gain a game on the Gnats in the process.

    • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:19 pm || Up

      read the thread, ed

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  39. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 4:20 pm

    Wendle is a singles machine.

  40. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 4:27 pm

    Whoa, nice take by kHRis!

  41. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 4:28 pm

    Softest double imaginable. Good stuff though.

    • doctorK Sep 14,2016 5:04 pm || Up

      The half-Semien looked to have been somewhat harder.

  42. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 5:06 pm

    Big enough sample to say that Healy can hit in the bigs?

  43. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 5:08 pm

    That was quite a “slide” by Healy.

    • dmoas Sep 15,2016 11:54 am || Up

      Didn’t stick the landing. 2 points deduction.

  44. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 5:11 pm

    Things just seem brighter since Butler was released. Food tastes better.

  45. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 5:16 pm

    Manaea’s stache has potential.

  46. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 5:36 pm

    Nasty put-away pitch. Manaea looks good.

  47. doctorK Sep 14,2016 5:39 pm

    And there’s our obligatory beaning.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 14,2016 5:43 pm || Up

      Fuck those guys.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Sep 14,2016 5:55 pm || Up

        It’s just as well that this season was the Royals’ last gasp at success until their next window of contention opens in 2041.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • 5Aces Sep 15,2016 1:50 pm || Up

          I think it is time that I go find Joe Posnanski’s reply to me on a FB chat he did about how the Royals Bullpen ensured they were going to be very good for the next several years. He shockingly didn’t believe my contention that BPs are fickle and cannot be the base of your long term success. (Since we were in the middle of #TD I felt confident in my theory..)

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:21 pm || Up

        did they show the dust up on TV?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • dmoas Sep 15,2016 11:55 am || Up

          “dust up.” Yeah. Mostly just jabbering.

  48. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 6:10 pm

    As long as we’re rebuilding, can we dump these road caps? They just don’t look right with the grays.

  49. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 6:16 pm

    3 walks for Khris Davis. What is going on.

  50. Soaker Sep 14,2016 6:16 pm

    An updated version of the September salary drive: With 3 BB in 4 PA tonight, Khris’ OBP is exactly .300.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  51. Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 6:46 pm

    This series is fun.

    • Soaker Sep 14,2016 6:51 pm || Up

      The only other time this year the A’s won 2 games in a series by “blowout” as defined by B-R (5+ margin) was against the Giants, with 8-3 and 7-1 wins. I’m defining a series as consecutive games vs. the same team as the first of those was in SF and the other was 2 days later in Oakland. In between those two, the A’s also won 13-11 in SF.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  52. Soaker Sep 14,2016 7:13 pm

    Maximum losses = 99.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  53. Soaker Sep 14,2016 7:24 pm

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger Sep 14,2016 7:34 pm || Up

      Visions of Scott Brosius {shudders}

      • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:38 pm || Up

        the yankees winning the world series would be FANTASTIC!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:37 pm || Up

      big spenders!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Sep 14,2016 7:37 pm || Up

      must resist pinstripe joke

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Sep 14,2016 7:39 pm || Up

      Huh. In my mind, the Yankees were way out of contention. They are not.

      • colin Sep 15,2016 7:41 am || Up

        Their playoff odds on fangraphs went from a low of 2.3% on Sep 3 up to 18.3% on Sep 10. Currently back down to 9.4%. They do have a shot, but there are three teams ahead of them in AL East, which is pretty tough.

    • andeux Sep 14,2016 7:40 pm || Up

      They could some more DHs.

      TINSTAAFK
  54. andeux Sep 14,2016 7:46 pm
    TINSTAAFK
  55. MikeV Sep 14,2016 9:00 pm

    OKAY WAIT WHAT THE FUCK LEO HAD A STROKE???

    fuck this. :(

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • batgirl Sep 15,2016 8:09 am || Up
      • AV Sep 15,2016 10:07 am || Up

        wish i had time to read the whole thing.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Sep 15,2016 10:09 am || Up

          wish i had time to do the same thing to children’s movies i haven’t seen myself. i mean, someone please explain to me the whole SPACE VALKILMER thing…

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Sep 15,2016 1:42 pm || Up

        West Wing.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 15,2016 2:45 pm || Up

        Yeah when I read Mike’s comment last night I frantically searched sports news sites to find out what happened to Messi.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Sep 15,2016 2:46 pm || Up

          I thought DiCaprio.

        • andeux Sep 15,2016 2:48 pm || Up

          That’s what I thought too.

          TINSTAAFK
        • AV Sep 15,2016 2:58 pm || Up

          i knew. we all have our WW crushes (donnatella!) and when MV showed his card recently i was all, huh, solid choice.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  56. Glorious Mundy Sep 15,2016 4:47 pm

    Tuck your damn shirt in, Kendall. You look like a slob.

  57. Soaker Sep 15,2016 4:51 pm

    Tech update/facepalm:

    The phone came with Android 6.0 Marshmallow installed. I plugged in Chromecast and streamed MLB.tv to the 85-inch 46-inch TV and it looked great. I went ahead and signed up for the free trial of Sling and that streamed well through Chromecast as well. I decided to give Sling an extended test by watching the Texas-Cal game that way on Saturday.

    Today I got the notification that Android 7.0 Nougat was available. I didn’t think much of it, if I’d bought the phone a few weeks later it would have come with Nougat anyway. So I went through that update process.

    So…Nougat breaks the Sling app. Splash screen, then death. I see through some searching that they know of the “issue” but there’s no ETA for a fix. The MLB.tv app works fine on Nougat. Meanwhile, I can watch Sling on my computer monitor but not through Chromecast.

    I’m glad they offered that 7-day free trial.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Sep 15,2016 5:02 pm || Up

      Remind me which phone?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • Soaker Sep 15,2016 5:04 pm || Up

        Nexus 5X

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • MikeV Sep 15,2016 5:07 pm || Up

          Hrm.

          I got nothin.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

          • Soaker Sep 15,2016 5:12 pm || Up

            There are a few threads on Reddit about this (example). It’s not my phone, the OS or my own stupidity (which was my initial assumption); it’s that Sling hasn’t updated their app. If I’d realized this was an issue I wouldn’t have proceeded with the Nougat update because I really did want to test Sling.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • MikeV Sep 15,2016 6:12 pm || Up

              Yeah it makes sense, it’s just very odd — the N preview/beta has been out for literally months. It’s a huge surprise that Sling magically broke with the update, like nobody working at Sling has a Nexus?

              And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

              Thanks, and go As.

              • Soaker Sep 16,2016 1:50 pm || Up

                I confirmed this directly by chat with Sling…the updated app is “coming shortly”. I’ve downloaded a few other apps that allow me to stream by authenticating with DirecTV (WatchESPN, Fox Sports Go and others), NOBODY else seems to have a problem with 7.0, so Sling’s ass is in one as far as I’m concerned. I cancelled that free trial.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Glorious Mundy Sep 16,2016 1:56 pm || Up

                  There is just something a little rinky-dink about Sling’s whole operation and technology. Everything feels a little underbaked and half assed. Not unlike their parent company’s satellite product, actually, which I used to have back in the day.

                • MikeV Sep 16,2016 3:32 pm || Up

                  Yeah, what GM said.

                  There’s really no excuse to not be ready for a major OS upgrade on day 1.

                  That said, it’s a fantastic idea.

                  And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

                  Thanks, and go As.

  58. Soaker Sep 15,2016 5:07 pm

    Wow, this is quite the implosion. Last Thursday the Royals were 0.5 game ahead of the Mariners and both had upcoming series against the A’s. Two roads diverged.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  59. doctorK Sep 15,2016 5:30 pm

    Country Butthead has two RBI in his first two PAs for the Yankees.

    THANKS BILLY!!!1!!1!

  60. Glorious Mundy Sep 15,2016 5:38 pm

    Healy hit the shit out of that homer. My goodness.

    • MikeV Sep 15,2016 6:12 pm || Up

      5th longest in MLB this year if you believe twitter.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  61. Soaker Sep 15,2016 5:41 pm

    Nice try blaming the lights, Ray, but he just plain missed it.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  62. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 15,2016 5:52 pm

    This series has been amazing. The tasty dill pickle alongside this shit sandwich of a season.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  63. Soaker Sep 15,2016 6:24 pm

    It’s going to take a while to find the 4-game series sized Green and Gold Broom. It must be somewhere way, way in the back of the storage room in the garage.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • colin Sep 15,2016 6:49 pm || Up

      Clear out some room back there so we can put away the Royals playoff hopes.

  64. Soaker Sep 15,2016 6:41 pm

    A measure of the Royals’ quit factor is that Mengden is under 13 pitches per inning. He’s almost invariably been in the 18 to 20 range.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  65. andeux Sep 15,2016 6:52 pm

    They mentioned in the first game that these were the two lowest-scoring teams in the AL, with the A’s 38 runs behind the Royals. They are now within 2.

    TINSTAAFK
  66. Soaker Sep 15,2016 6:54 pm

    Three-run Semien caps it off.

    I don’t think the dismissal of Butler put much of a dent in this team’s long-term problems, but for this week it feels like there’s a lot of weight off everybody’s shoulders. I bet Melvin celebrated the most of anyone.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • MikeV Sep 15,2016 7:43 pm || Up

      dismissal of Butler

      a lot of weight off everybody’s shoulders

      fat joke.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  67. Soaker Sep 15,2016 7:22 pm

    They aren’t letting Wendelken finish and get the handshakes but he does pitch in a MLB game which his team wins…barring the Team Dynamite performance of all time.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  68. Future Ed Sep 15,2016 7:30 pm

    this reminds me of the overton game I went to

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  69. Soaker Sep 15,2016 7:32 pm

    A taste of the Arlington series to come.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  70. nevermoor Sep 15,2016 7:36 pm

    Andeux-friendly bout of TNF tonight…

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • batgirl Sep 15,2016 8:26 pm || Up

      My god these uni’s.

    • andeux Sep 15,2016 8:31 pm || Up

      Fire Rex Ryan.
      (Also fire whoever is responsible for those unis.)

      TINSTAAFK
      • andeux Sep 16,2016 10:54 am || Up

        Whoa.


        The niners crowd will “I-told-you-so” over this one.
        I was OK with Roman, but didn’t like Rex, when they were both hired. That hasn’t changed much. The offense was pretty good last year, awful in week 1, and OK again last night. Meanwhile Rex’s defense has been a mess. Plus firing your coordinator in week 2, whether justified or not, reflects very badly on the head coach’s management.

        TINSTAAFK
        • MikeV Sep 16,2016 10:58 am || Up

          Roman is a fall guy IMO.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

        • dmoas Sep 16,2016 1:00 pm || Up

          Pretty insane to do it this early in the season.

      • batgirl Sep 16,2016 1:59 pm || Up

        The Oregonification of the NFL continues apace.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 16,2016 3:39 pm || Up

          Did Phil Knight ghost write that? How can anyone call those grotesque green Seahawks unis the best of that sorry lot?

          The Raiders whites aren’t so bad, they more or less look like the road unis they wore in the 70s.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • batgirl Sep 16,2016 4:18 pm || Up

            The white for the Raiders seemed like a weird choice for me. Like when I think Raiders I think none more black. So the white seems odd.

            The Seahawks are horrible. I sort of liked the Vikings. The Broncos are dull, but I’ll give them a pass if they are indeed using the old snorty horse helmets.

        • Glorious Mundy Sep 16,2016 3:54 pm || Up

          Some of those aren’t that bad, but the thing is NFL uniforms should not have jerseys the same color as the pants unless they are both white.

  71. ptbnl Sep 15,2016 11:01 pm

    I guess for the real A’s 2014 effect the Gnats have to make the play-in game, lose Posey early to injury, take a big lead, and then have the starter/bullpen/back-up catcher implode and lose it in extras.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • AV Sep 16,2016 6:27 am || Up

      also, have a team with their exact W/L record in the opposite league’s play-in lucky-bounce their way game after game into undeserving world championhood.

      but hey, if all these events cause even one SF fan to suddenly stop GAF, we’ve all won just a little bit, haven’t we?

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  72. Glorious Mundy Sep 16,2016 7:10 am

    If Trump’s apparent new position of “Hillary started birtherism and I put it to rest” doesn’t convince the political press and non-Fox cable news to finally treat him as a delusional nutbag, nothing will. Nothing could be more easily provably as bullshit. Nothing.

  73. Glorious Mundy Sep 16,2016 10:15 am
  74. Glorious Mundy Sep 16,2016 12:59 pm

    ROYn Healy is so bad.

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