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I just hate Boston so much 62

Fuck those guys with Gisele Bündchen’s dick.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

62 thoughts on “I just hate Boston so much

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 2,2016 7:20 pm

    The error goes on Semien’s card but that was some weak-ass first basing by Valencia.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Sep 2,2016 7:28 pm || Up

      Maybe Marcus is buddies with that equipment rep.

      Either that or Danny can’t wait for the end of the month.

  2. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 7:24 pm

    i don’t know what’s worse. going to a game with the massholes, or listening to vince. “He has such an ability to size up the pitcher”

    first vince, its andrew triggs, second it was a groundball up the middle.

    third fuck you

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  3. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 7:31 pm

    triggs out?

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  4. doctorK Sep 2,2016 7:40 pm

    Looks like it’s everybody gets an inning night.

  5. doctorK Sep 2,2016 7:42 pm

    Height. HeighT. That last letter is a “T”, Ray, not a “TH”.

  6. Glorious Mundy Sep 2,2016 7:45 pm

    Are they pleasuring Papi nonstop or is it safe to turn on this game.

    • Future Ed Sep 2,2016 7:48 pm || Up

      vince inning coming up, go to red sox

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  7. doctorK Sep 2,2016 7:50 pm

    About the only thing I’ve seen from Eibner so far that I like is that he isn’t Billy Burns.

    • Future Ed Sep 2,2016 7:51 pm || Up

      to be fair, that is a pretty good trait

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  8. Glorious Mundy Sep 2,2016 7:54 pm

    Oh you may do that, may you?

    • Future Ed Sep 2,2016 8:00 pm || Up

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      as if.

      look, they can say that, but $350 for a morning of standing around is not something the rank and file are giving up

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      • Glorious Mundy Sep 2,2016 8:12 pm || Up

        It’s funny how the people most in need of safe spaces from microaggressions these days are the cops.

        • nevermoor Sep 4,2016 9:55 pm || Up

          No, it’s only a safe space when liberals want it. Did you miss that message somehow?

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  9. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 8:05 pm

    boston guys have noticed the high strikes, but called it a beautiful pitch

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  10. doctorK Sep 2,2016 8:22 pm

    Shouldn’t Hanley get credit for a TD reception on that popup?

  11. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 8:24 pm

    IBISV!

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  12. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 8:47 pm

    I am so happy to no be listening to Vince blather on about how good the red sox are

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  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 2,2016 9:12 pm

    I could get to the Coliseum in 30 minutes; think they’d let me pitch an inning?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. Future Ed Sep 2,2016 9:14 pm

    wendelken is not the answer

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  15. doctorK Sep 2,2016 9:20 pm

    I wanted to see something more uplifting than this game. Luckily, I found Maximum Overdrive playing on one of the Cinemax channels.

    • Future Ed Sep 2,2016 10:14 pm || Up

      i am watching you tube videos of jukeboxes that are the same as the model I have, but they work. and its making me mad

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  16. ptbnl Sep 3,2016 9:02 am

    Well that sucked close up too.

    Butler was getting a lot of grief from the A’s fans – Country Snitchfest and Designated Hittee were two of the better heckles.

    It was also surprisingly uncrowded for a Red Sox game, and really emptied out after Ortiz was pulled.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • ptbnl Sep 3,2016 10:34 am || Up

      And failing my preferred juice box promo, a Jose Canseco bobblehead is pretty good Papi-trolling too.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • andeux Sep 3,2016 10:44 am || Up

      At one of my games in the front row seats late last year, a woman nearby kept yelling that Butler “makes it all look so effortless.”

      TINSTAAFK
      • ptbnl Sep 3,2016 10:48 am || Up

        “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  17. lenscrafters Sep 3,2016 9:27 am

    This reminds me of this game four years ago.

    • ptbnl Sep 3,2016 9:53 am || Up

      Every year I take the (old school) Sox-fan friend who introduced me to baseball to an A’s/Sox game – last night was this year’s, and that game was 2012’s.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • doctorK Sep 3,2016 10:08 am || Up

        Well, we’re still +4 on run differential.

      • Future Ed Sep 3,2016 1:28 pm || Up

        i have a picture of you from that night

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    • doctorK Sep 3,2016 9:54 am || Up

      That’s the kind of Red Sox team I truly love.

  18. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 6:54 pm

    CY25 with a walk!

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  19. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 6:57 pm

    I wonder how Moncada will do when he finally sees major league pitching

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 3,2016 7:01 pm || Up

      Heh. Poor Mengden. Not really set up for success here today.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  20. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 3,2016 7:07 pm

    Bob, I don’t think the rope-a-dope is gonna work tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 7:11 pm

    i glad he brought in axford in the highest leverage situation today

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  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 3,2016 7:16 pm

    Porcello’s hat has the weirdest sweat stains I’ve ever seen. Unless that’s bird shit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 7:59 pm

    gob bless Jake smolinski

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  24. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 8:03 pm

    the comeback!

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  25. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 8:23 pm

    TOOTBLYA

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  26. Future Ed Sep 3,2016 9:09 pm

    go get em, kendal

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  27. mother pucker Sep 4,2016 11:54 am

    In other news, the A’s are making a very strong push for the 3rd selection in the 2017 MLB Entry Draft.

    My guess is that Tampa, San Diego, and Milwaukee all end up ahead in the standings. I would see Arizona, Philly, and Cincy as the biggest threats at this point.

    Also, while very unlikely, the Braves have actually been playing pretty well and at least have a shot of playing themselves outta the 2nd selection.

  28. andeux Sep 4,2016 2:05 pm

    Sorry Ray, that’s conclusive. They’re going to overturn it.

    TINSTAAFK
  29. andeux Sep 4,2016 2:26 pm

    Big Babi.

    TINSTAAFK
  30. andeux Sep 4,2016 2:30 pm

    A’s runs please. Or run. Or just a hit.

    TINSTAAFK
  31. andeux Sep 4,2016 2:40 pm

    On the plus side, I’m starting to like our chances of holding Boston to single digit runs for the first time.

    TINSTAAFK
  32. lenscrafters Sep 4,2016 2:50 pm

    Nice 3-0 green light. This team is both fking bad and stupid.

  33. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2016 2:56 pm

    We may never hit again!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2016 3:01 pm

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    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. andeux Sep 4,2016 3:30 pm

    Safe!

    TINSTAAFK
  36. andeux Sep 4,2016 3:38 pm

    I see they used Abad yesterday. Darn.

    TINSTAAFK
  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2016 3:47 pm

    Now that’s a real mood brightener, I tell you what.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. doctorK Sep 4,2016 3:48 pm

    The A’s and Cubs both had pie-wins today, within a minute or two of each other.

    /FK the Giants

  39. doctorK Sep 4,2016 4:06 pm

    Hi, Boston.

  40. Glorious Mundy Sep 4,2016 5:43 pm

    Man, Richie Martin had a bad year after his knee surgery. Still got bumped up to Midland to end the season for some reason.

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