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Games 116-118, Mariners 79

In which we discuss the games against Seattle.

79 thoughts on “Games 116-118, Mariners

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 12,2016 7:22 pm

    Yay we’re winning!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. doctorK Aug 12,2016 8:40 pm

    Yay we’re winning again!

  3. Thunderbutt Aug 12,2016 9:32 pm

    Yay.

    There is always a score.
  4. Future Ed Aug 12,2016 9:48 pm

    yay!

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  5. sslinger Aug 12,2016 10:38 pm

    Way more informative than a Buancast.

  6. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 8:31 am

    Wow, Orange County is changing.

    BUt there is no way they keep the LAA if they had moved to tustin. that’s like SF playing in sacramento (or maybe santa clara)

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  7. Thunderbutt Aug 13,2016 6:45 pm

    Crisp is a stud. They better not fk him over.

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:05 pm || Up

      i think they can’t now. unless he breaks, he will vest

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    • MikeV Aug 14,2016 8:21 pm || Up

      He’s been below replacement this year, will be 37, and is owed like 13M or something.

      They should be doing everything possible to not vest that option, OR waive him trade him to a contender that thinks he’s good.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  8. andeux Aug 13,2016 6:46 pm

    Yay Coco.

    TINSTAAFK
  9. andeux Aug 13,2016 7:11 pm

    In retrospect, Nelson Cruz for Keith Ginter was not a very good trade.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2016 3:10 pm || Up

      And that discount tent leaked and grew mildew.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Soaker Aug 14,2016 3:16 pm || Up

        Salt in the wound, Ginter was reincarnated as Chris Coghlan.

        Ginter 2005: 156 PA, .161/.234/.263
        Coghlan 2016: 172 PA, .146/.215/.272

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  10. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:14 pm

    butler has been great, but no vince, he is not in scoring position

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  11. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:15 pm

    now he is

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  12. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:28 pm

    thit

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  13. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:49 pm

    kHRusshed

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  14. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 7:55 pm

    raiders hop and butler gets to second

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  15. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 8:00 pm

    butler scores on a sigle from second. Ray feels that the lack of direction from ron washington was a plan to deke the defense

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  16. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 8:11 pm

    walk ianetta, wild pitch to second sqibber to third.

    Better not let theth drive him in

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  17. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 8:21 pm

    go! go! go! go! go! go!

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    • MikeV Aug 14,2016 8:24 pm || Up

      Valentino Rossi?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  18. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 8:22 pm

    arg. vince

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    • Soaker Aug 13,2016 8:39 pm || Up

      Mulder wants to stick to, you know, baseball stuff. He’s not a chatterbox. It seems like Glen thinks he has to fill in Ray’s babble about Star Wars Night or the Wave or seagulls. You can almost hear Mulder rolling his eyes.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  19. Soaker Aug 13,2016 9:05 pm

    Yay. Well at least they kept the crowd interested until fireworks time.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  20. Thunderbutt Aug 13,2016 9:21 pm

    Boo.

    There is always a score.
  21. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 9:25 pm

    unbelievable!

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  22. Future Ed Aug 13,2016 10:06 pm

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  23. ptbnl Aug 14,2016 10:05 am

    Anyone want the front row seats for today (Sunday)?

    Also Monday 8/22 (7.05pm) & Wednesday 8/24 (12.35pm) against Cleveland are both available.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  24. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2016 12:59 pm

  25. Glorious Mundy Aug 14,2016 1:00 pm

    What can’t this team FK up?

    • MikeV Aug 14,2016 8:25 pm || Up

      I can confirm that the cabling situation at the Mausoleum is a FKing nightmare.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Englishmajor Aug 14,2016 10:16 pm || Up

      I got a cheap laugh out of the crowd in 216 by yelling at them to try turning it off and then turning it on again. But I figured it was a cable issue, the way it cut out and in and out again sounded like someone jiggling all the connections to find the bad one.

  26. Soaker Aug 14,2016 1:10 pm

    The Neal-Detwiler-Triggs segment of the rotation was decent the first time through. Somehow that failed to bolster my confidence.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 14,2016 1:17 pm || Up

      Although Wade LeBlanc would fit right in with that group.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 1:39 pm

    what’s up with ryon healy? I know he was sent to AA to start the year, but he vaulted over a few people. is it sustainable?

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    • andeux Aug 14,2016 1:46 pm || Up

      His major league stats aren’t that good, in particular the .247 OBP coming into today. That’s a combination of not walking, and a really bad .243 BABIP. The latter is weird, since he seems to make good contact. Overall, I’m bullish – he has power, and doesn’t K a ton, so more hits should follow. And his defense has been fine at 3B, better than Valencia at least.

      TINSTAAFK
  28. andeux Aug 14,2016 1:50 pm

    Can Tyler Ladendorf just go away?

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Aug 14,2016 1:51 pm || Up

      Boy did he get a break on that.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • andeux Aug 14,2016 2:08 pm || Up

        Replay giveth outs and replay taketh outs away.

        TINSTAAFK
        • andeux Aug 14,2016 2:09 pm || Up

          He may be hitting .068 but at least he’s also botched two double plays today.

          TINSTAAFK
          • 5Aces Aug 15,2016 1:02 pm || Up

            Still better than the days of Grant Green. (Though not by much)

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Aug 14,2016 6:47 pm || Up

          In spite of that first call on the exchange, I have been pretty impressed with the way the MLB replay system has worked out, after they got rid of some of the bugginess early on. I didn’t like the notion of every play being subject to challenge but it hasn’t caused the delays I expected and I agree with the final decision almost every time. Now I’m about to endure another season of big-time college football’s version, and I wish they would study MLB’s system and how it could improve the implementation in their game, with respect to the delays and that I only agree with the call 2/3 of the time.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Aug 14,2016 7:35 pm || Up

            i would like a few things expanded. like rule interpretation and plays in front of the ump and foul tips.

            it is way better than the first year, though.

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          • dmoas Aug 15,2016 1:24 pm || Up

            Baseball’s type of plays are significantly different than those of football. Football has so many moving parts going and a lot more subjectivity.

  29. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 2:10 pm

    ffs

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  30. lenscrafters Aug 14,2016 2:50 pm

    I feel like they’re setting up Maxwell to fail. This is only his 6th start since getting called up and half of those starts have been against lefty starters.

  31. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 2:55 pm

    smart move. we just need the outs

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  32. lenscrafters Aug 14,2016 2:57 pm

    AJ Puk, 3.2 IP today, 1 H 2 BB 8 Ks, was pulled after hitting his 70 pitches limit

    • colin Aug 15,2016 5:42 am || Up

      That must have been a lot of foul balls and full counts.

  33. Soaker Aug 14,2016 3:03 pm

    I sure wish he weren’t such a defensive liability.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  34. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 3:11 pm

    nice shut down inning

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  35. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 3:15 pm

    how did kansas city think eibner was worse than burns?

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    • 5Aces Aug 15,2016 1:04 pm || Up

      Speed kills

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2016 1:08 pm || Up

        It also doesn’t slump.

        You can’t teach it, either.

  36. andeux Aug 14,2016 3:22 pm

    Brett Anderson made his 2016 debut. His ERA is 45.

    TINSTAAFK
    • lenscrafters Aug 14,2016 3:24 pm || Up

      • Soaker Aug 14,2016 3:27 pm || Up

        They also put Brandon McCarthy on the DL today after yesterday’s short start (hip issue for McCarthy). Looks like Rich Hill is supposed to make a rehab start tomorrow.

        Edit/correction: Rich Hill had said he would make a rehab start for Triple-A Oklahoma City on Monday to test his finger blisters, but instead he threw a bullpen session at Dodger Stadium on Sunday, so his Dodgers debut remains undetermined.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 14,2016 3:30 pm || Up

        $15.8M. That’s gotta be up there in dollars-per-inning-thrown conversation.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Future Ed Aug 14,2016 4:13 pm

    rats

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  38. doctorK Aug 14,2016 7:13 pm

    Looking good, Jairo. Looking REAAALLLL good.

    • Future Ed Aug 14,2016 7:36 pm || Up

      giants fans are out for blood.

      its not his fault he is 35 years old

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  39. Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2016 12:52 pm

    omg

    • Soaker Aug 15,2016 4:02 pm || Up

      The person who said that was “unintentional”…was that a relative of the IOC guy who said the story about the swimmer being robbed in Rio was totally false?

      We apologize for the irresponsible music selection during our game last night,” Cubs president of business operations Crane Kenney said in a statement on Monday. “The selection of this track showed a lack of judgment and sensitivity to an important issue. We have terminated our relationship with the employee responsible for making the selection…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • doctorK Aug 15,2016 4:14 pm || Up

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2016 4:16 pm || Up

        I’m just relieved that Chapman is “smiling more easily in conversations.” I’d hate to think he was feeling bad about himself.

    • doctorK Aug 15,2016 4:25 pm || Up

      Wow – not only is that song so offensive that I can’t conceive of a single context in which playing it would be acceptable, but it’s also boring.

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2016 4:47 pm || Up

        The Prodigy was one of the more incomprehensible British cultural phenomena of the 1990s. Right up there with Robbie Williams and the Spice Girls.

        • Future Ed Aug 15,2016 10:09 pm || Up

          As i recall robbie williams was terrible at music, but he was a great interview.

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  40. Soaker Aug 15,2016 8:15 pm

    Ooh, it’s right down the street! Can I have $5000?

    The bleacher tickets for the Reid/Obama thing with The Killers a few days later were $27.50. I handled that myself without a “can I have…”

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Aug 15,2016 10:16 pm || Up

      The Harrah’s in Stateline seems like a weird place for the Republican presidential nominee to be raising dough. Going for vacationing venture capitalists or something?

      • Glorious Mundy Aug 19,2016 10:57 am || Up
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 19,2016 6:36 pm || Up

          I like that the report includes not one but two (sic)s in their short excerpts from a letter that’s only nine sentences long. And I found another.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

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