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FNF Cubs at Athletics 111

Athletics
Strunk (CF), Lord (LF), Collins (2b), Baker (3b), Davis (1b), Murphy (RF), Barry (ss), Thomas (c) Bender (p)

Cubs
Sheckard (LF), Schulte (RF), Hofman (CF), Chance (1b), Zimmerman (2b), Steinfeldt (3B), Tinker (ss), King (c), Overall (P)

I predict a 4- A’s victory.

111 thoughts on “FNF Cubs at Athletics

  1. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 7:04 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. ptbnl Aug 5,2016 7:07 pm

    4- ?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Aug 5,2016 7:09 pm || Up

      I SAY WHAT I SAY!

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl Aug 5,2016 7:18 pm || Up

        And we love you for it.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  3. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 7:11 pm

    vince is trying to convince us that despite the fact its essentially the sounds v the best team in baseball, the a’s have a shot!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 7:19 pm

    this is a lot like the overton game that av and I went to

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Aug 5,2016 7:24 pm || Up

      Overton represents the range of pitching performances A’s fans will accept.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  5. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 7:25 pm

    no big deal. we all know lester can’t hold a lead

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 5,2016 7:48 pm || Up

      Yeah we have him right where we want him.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 5,2016 7:54 pm

    That caught stealing is just salt in the wound.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 8:04 pm

    i agree vince, the pirates radio guy calling sean rodriguez “serpico” is pretty cool.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. doctorK Aug 5,2016 8:41 pm

    Good thing I’m ignoring this game tonight.

    • Future Ed Aug 5,2016 9:31 pm || Up

      home plate umpiring has been suspect

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed Aug 5,2016 10:48 pm

    we was robbed

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. Glorious Mundy Aug 6,2016 10:25 am

    Julian Assange speaking to the Green Party convention from the lam to try to motivate deluded left-wingers to help Trump become president is just perfectly disgusting.

    • nevermoor Aug 6,2016 10:42 am || Up

      Don’t worry, he’s got some REALLY GOOD STUFF he’ll leak… someday

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  11. Soaker Aug 6,2016 10:28 am

    So they’re at 3 starting pitchers (Gray, Graveman, Manaea) and 9 relievers, unless Neal is counted as a starter and I certainly hope not. Lowrie, Doolittle (last game June 25) and Phegley (last game July 1) all look like candidates for the 60-day DL if they are looking to sign this year’s versions of Felix Doubront and Cody Martin.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Aug 6,2016 11:10 am || Up

      My guess would be they’ll fill those spots by giving Mengden another chance and taking a look at Cotton. Both are already on the 40-man roster, as is Raul Alcantara.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Soaker Aug 6,2016 11:22 am || Up

        Ken and Vince said something about them being concerned about fatigue for Mengden and cutting back his innings. However, he’s listed as the Sounds’ starting pitcher tonight. R. Alcantara comes to spring training out of options, according to your list, so even with just 3 AAA starts I guess they had better take a look. They weren’t able to hang on to Tepesch, gosh dang it, but Detwiler is around as a junk arm to fill some August and September starts.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • andeux Aug 6,2016 12:58 pm || Up

          I can never remember the exact rule, but I would guess Alcantara will be eligible for a 4th option year.

          TINSTAAFK
          • Soaker Aug 6,2016 1:45 pm || Up

            This must be the rule you’re thinking of (MLR 11(c)). 2012, 2013, 2015 and 2016 would definitely count as service years; maybe he squeaks through with under 90 days in 2011 (71 days from June 23 to Sept. 3).

            Contracts of Major League players who, prior to commencement of the current season, have been credited with less than five seasons in the Major and Minor Leagues (excluding service on the Military, Disqualified, Restricted, Voluntarily Retired and Ineligible Lists) shall be eligible for a fourth optional assignment, without waivers, during that season. For purposes of this Rule 11(c), 90 days or more on the Active List during a championship season shall constitute a “season of service.” While time spent on any Inactive List shall not be counted toward the 90 days required before a season’s service is credited, if a player is placed on the Disabled List after the player has been credited with 60 or more days of service in any particular season, the Disabled List time shall be counted to the player’s credit.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 6,2016 4:32 pm || Up

      With Gray leaving early today, could TIMMEH be “this year’s version of Felix Doubront and Cody Martin”?

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 6,2016 7:55 pm || Up

        Oh hell no.

        • Soaker Aug 6,2016 9:23 pm || Up

          It’s not just the A’s having 52 games to play. The Sounds have 29 more regular season games and will make the PCL playoffs. That is a LOT of innings left to cover given the status of the organization’s starting pitching. Lincecum is cheap and they can’t turn up their nose if he is available and healthy.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Soaker Aug 6,2016 9:40 pm || Up

            Also, a comment for Aces, while I’m digging through minor league stuff. The Sacramento River Cats are in last place in their division with a 53-62 record, and are averaging 8304 in attendance at Raley Field. They got an attendance boost in 2015, going from 8561 in the A’s final season there to 9338 last year. But the dropoff this year gives them lower average attendance than in all but one of the A’s seasons in Sacramento.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 10:25 pm || Up

              that is delicious

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • 5Aces Aug 6,2016 11:57 pm || Up

              Fresno has dropped as well, though not as much. And they still have their biggest crowd of the year coming up. And, if they can get some pitching, the fair weather fans will come out to see them clinch the division.

              Their drop doesnt surprise me. I really want to address this in about 3-4 yrs when winning in Sacto is just a distant memory.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • andeux Aug 6,2016 10:41 pm || Up

        That would be almost as bad as Zito last year.

        TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Aug 7,2016 10:36 am || Up

      Chris. Smith.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Aug 7,2016 10:42 am || Up

        graham godfrey?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 7,2016 11:13 am || Up

        See what you get for sneering at Lincecum?

        Dan Meyer is younger than Chris Smith.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. Soaker Aug 6,2016 12:39 pm

    :-O

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 6,2016 7:55 pm || Up

      Fortunately, they have a backup plan.

      The Dodgers will decide after Brett Anderson’s Triple-A start on Monday whether the left-hander, who is scheduled for five innings and 75 pitches, will make one more rehab start or join the rotation. “With where our starting pitching is at, it will be nice to get him back,” Roberts said of Anderson, who is recovering from surgery for a herniated disk in his lower back.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 10:27 pm || Up

        I wonder is Brett realized that you could land on the DL with a blister?

        I suppose we’ll find out tuesday

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • 5Aces Aug 6,2016 11:58 pm || Up

          “wait, i dont need to break my back?!?”

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  13. Soaker Aug 6,2016 1:11 pm

    The Cubs definitely got the worst of it with the uniforms today.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • batgirl Aug 6,2016 2:19 pm || Up

      Theirs look like kiddie jammies. And the pants are giving Arrieta’s bum a weird white shine.

  14. Future Ed Aug 6,2016 1:13 pm

    Dave Cameron and the deadline.

    take away is he liked the A’s move and thought the trading partners of the Giants did well

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. Future Ed Aug 6,2016 1:16 pm

    its time for the every 5th day convincing myself that sonny has figured it out in the first 3 innings.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Aug 6,2016 1:26 pm || Up

      It may not take the full 3 innings to get a “No” on that.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 1:31 pm || Up

        its the curves in the dirt that are the bellwether

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Aug 6,2016 2:31 pm || Up

      I was worried he would do his Brian Kingman impersonation today, but so far it is more Matty Keough.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • Soaker Aug 6,2016 2:39 pm || Up

      72 pitches and done…oh noes.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • 5Aces Aug 6,2016 2:41 pm || Up

        Art and Billy are cursing at someone down there right now.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Soaker Aug 6,2016 2:45 pm || Up

          HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WIN WHEN DAVE FUCKING HEAVERLO AND JEFF FUCKING JONES HAVE TO PITCH FOUR FUCKING INNINGS?!?!

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 2:54 pm || Up

            we haven’t had tagline worthy comments in a while. Kudos

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 2:45 pm || Up

        better to take out your 5th starter out before he coughs it up in the 6th

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. Future Ed Aug 6,2016 1:56 pm

    vince says sonny is more of a “pitch to contact” guy.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. batgirl Aug 6,2016 2:15 pm

    I’m loving these on screen graphics!

  18. 5Aces Aug 6,2016 2:32 pm

    The A’s do TBTC very well. The one thing they dont seem to do that seems so easy-change walkup music. (this really is just an excuse to remind everyone how tired you are of Vogt’s music..)

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  19. Future Ed Aug 6,2016 2:56 pm

    I turned off the audio a minute ago

    Jorge Soler doubles on a sharp ground ball to Thirdbaseman Ryon Healy?

    ok then

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Soaker Aug 6,2016 2:56 pm

    A 1979 Turn Back The Clock Day would have been more appropriate this season. They could limit ticket sales to 2500. Maybe they can still do it in September.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Aug 6,2016 2:59 pm || Up

      sorry, no, this is a taglinable comment.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 6,2016 3:15 pm || Up

        Fun attendance facts about 1979, in which the A’s played 77 home dates with 4 home doubleheaders:

        Announced crowds under 1000: 2 (smallest: 653)
        Under 3000: 48
        Over 10,000: 5 (3 of these were vs. the Yankees; largest: 19,538 for a doubleheader vs. the Yankees)

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  21. ptbnl Aug 6,2016 4:57 pm

    Liverpool 4 – Barcelona

    No need to play the season – let’s just award everything to ‘pool.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • MikeV Aug 6,2016 5:30 pm || Up

      I think that just means that they’d win La Liga

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  22. Soaker Aug 6,2016 5:56 pm

    I was wondering why Rickey wasn’t at the 1981 reunion…he’s at Griffey’s number retirement ceremony at Safeco Field.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Aug 6,2016 6:21 pm || Up

      LOL. “And lastly, Rickey, you were the Greatest. Today, I am the Greatest.” I’m glad Rickey laughed rather than charging the podium.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 7,2016 2:00 pm

    Bases loaded, no outs, Yonder Alonso says “I got this.”

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. Future Ed Aug 7,2016 3:08 pm

    [utting in a new kitchen sink. I am not unhappy with the game

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • ptbnl Aug 7,2016 3:19 pm || Up

      Shouldn’t that have been {utting?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  25. Soaker Aug 7,2016 4:11 pm

    The Cubs tossed the broom aside and got out the

    Looking at the rest of the schedule, I see two fireworks nights plus a series against the Red Sox as games which might draw decently. The Coliseum figures to be a sad, deserted place the rest of the time.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  26. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2016 10:42 am

    Renewed effort for that DoctorK vote.

  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2016 3:15 pm

    I love my family on the east coast but I will never ever fly back to see then again. Next reunion I’m hitchhiking.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Aug 8,2016 3:18 pm || Up

      You forgot to FSU!

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Aug 8,2016 3:21 pm || Up

        Woyld have required a Free Not-Delta Upgrade, alas.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Aug 8,2016 3:43 pm || Up

          I’m United.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Soaker Aug 8,2016 3:58 pm || Up

          Delta also said it will issue $200 travel vouchers to all customers whose flights were canceled or delayed more than three hours as a result of the outage Monday.

          I always love this. “You thought we were awful today, here’s a voucher to see us be even worse next time!”

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • AV Aug 11,2016 10:28 am || Up

          someone’s dragging your name through the trash.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  28. Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2016 3:35 pm

    • Future Ed Aug 8,2016 3:39 pm || Up

      I like the 150 foot triple or the 3 doubles within 110 feet

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Aug 8,2016 3:48 pm || Up

        There’s one single off the wall in right. That must have been a hell of a throw to get him.

    • ptbnl Aug 8,2016 3:57 pm || Up

      Picked a bad color for #3000 – makes it look like it was a double rather than a triple.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  29. Soaker Aug 8,2016 4:23 pm

    Hurry, tickets are going fast!

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Aug 8,2016 4:58 pm || Up

      I am excited,

      Looks like I am getting manaea on friday

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Aug 8,2016 5:06 pm || Up

        I’m not usually into rooting for draft position but with this rotation, that’s attracting my attention. The A’s beat the Twins on July 4 and were 8-1/2 games ahead of them at that point; now the A’s are only 3 games ahead of the Twins.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • lenscrafters Aug 8,2016 6:41 pm || Up

      Neal tomorrow.

      Throwing up Graveman, Neal, and Detwiler against the O’s should be entertaining.

      • andeux Aug 8,2016 7:04 pm || Up

        Don’t forget Triggs!

        TINSTAAFK
      • MikeV Aug 8,2016 8:50 pm || Up

        Throwing up

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  30. andeux Aug 8,2016 4:48 pm
    TINSTAAFK
    • sslinger Aug 8,2016 9:59 pm || Up

      That made me laugh. Then throw up in my mouth a little.

  31. Thunderbutt Aug 9,2016 7:44 pm

    Spent this entire series with fingers in my ears going “lalalalala”.

    There is always a score.
  32. batgirl Aug 11,2016 11:08 am

    Hey Ed (or any of the rest of you FKers) do you know anything about civil subpoenas?

    I got subpoenaed for a harassment case by the plaintiff, who is a woman I barely know. (She emailed the non-profit I volunteer for offering to help with a fundraiser. We exchanged several emails and two phone calls and that was the extent of our interaction.) She is under the impression that two men are stalking her, and somehow these men may have contacted me about her and that I have some emails or something between the two men and myself. Neither has ever contacted me in any way.

    Here is what the subpoena says:

    I wrote a letter to the judge saying under oath acknowledging penalty of perjury that I had never been contacted by either defendant or their associates and that I have no documents relating to the case.

    Should this satisfy the requirement, or do I actually need to show up in person as well? It says I do not have to appear in person if I produce the records, but since I have no records, that’s where I got a bit concerned what is required of me.

    • batgirl Aug 11,2016 11:09 am || Up

      Shoot the photo didn’t come out very clear. Let me try again!

      • batgirl Aug 11,2016 11:15 am || Up

        Nope, can’t get it to come out clearer.

    • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 11:46 am || Up

      I am not that kind of lawyer, but it looks like you aren’t ordered to appear.

      how did you get the subpoena?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • batgirl Aug 11,2016 11:55 am || Up

        Two guys from the sheriff’s office showed up at my house.

        • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 12:31 pm || Up

          ok, so that is good service.

          I It looks like they want production of evidence, I don’t know exactly what the rules are for that. Maybe remind me over the weekend.

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • batgirl Aug 11,2016 12:38 pm || Up

            OK will do.

            The document says I can ask the plaintiff if I need to appear, but I’m a bit leery of doing that because she is clearly undergoing some mental issues. She’s emailed me multiple times since I sent my letter to the judge and CCd her as instructed. Each time she says “Please forward the emails from the defendant to the judge and to me” and each time I reply “As I clearly stated in my letter, I have never been contacted by the defendants and have no such emails.” And then she just replies back “OK great thanks! But if you ever do find those emails, please send them to the judge.”

            It’s crackers that she thinks the defendants would even know who I am since I have had only the sparsest of contact with her. I’d rather try to figure out from a stable person if I need to appear!

    • nevermoor Aug 11,2016 12:47 pm || Up

      I know entirely too much.

      If it’s true that you have none of the documents they request, it would appear that sending them a response saying so should satisfy a non-appearance subpoena. (that said, to be clear, these are general thoughts on civil discovery, not an evaluation of your case)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • batgirl Aug 11,2016 1:08 pm || Up

        Understood on the general thoughts–that is what I’m looking for. I know there’s no way for you to know all the details and give a full evaluation. I was just hoping for a bit more clarity since I’ve never been subpoenaed and the language is somewhat confusing to the layman. So thank you!

        • nevermoor Aug 11,2016 1:12 pm || Up

          You could also try calling the attorney who subpoenaed you (assuming she’s represented) to discuss. If they say “never mind” a confirming email from you should resolve the whole thing.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
          • batgirl Aug 11,2016 1:29 pm || Up

            She’s representing herself.

            • ptbnl Aug 11,2016 1:36 pm || Up

              Why doesn’t that surprise me …

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • nevermoor Aug 11,2016 5:31 pm || Up

              There are rules about valid subpoenas. Non-attorneys need someone with authority to issue them.

              "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • batgirl Aug 11,2016 6:17 pm || Up

                Hmmm. Her name and home address are listed under “Attorney or Party without Attorney.” Then at the bottom it is issued by a guy named Wayne Parinas, Court Administrator.

                • nevermoor Aug 12,2016 9:06 pm || Up

                  No idea who he is, but may be ok.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 7:11 pm || Up

                i trust my investigators, but damn is they don’t have a lot of blank subpoenas with my original signature

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 1:44 pm || Up

            “OK great thanks! But if you ever do find those emails, please send them to the judge.”

            this kinda sounds like a waiver.

            I am thinking you may be able to send a letter/email to the judge and her saying “I understand this to me I am not needed at the hearing”

            but I have to think about that a bit.

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • andeux Aug 11,2016 1:48 pm || Up

              Would this type of judge have a clerk of some sort who handles the administrative stuff?

              TINSTAAFK
              • batgirl Aug 11,2016 1:55 pm || Up

                I phoned and spoke with the clerk a few days ago and he was very unhelpful. At one point he vaguely implied that if I sent the letter I wouldn’t have anything to add if I showed up in person, but when pressed to be more definitive about whether I was required to appear, he wouldn’t commit either way.

                • Glorious Mundy Aug 11,2016 2:09 pm || Up

                  They never do.

                • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 2:12 pm || Up

                  you would not believe my last kafkaesque hour trying to file a paper motion in a satellite court.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor Aug 11,2016 5:31 pm || Up

                  Clerks can’t give legal advice. Not their fault.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
              • Future Ed Aug 11,2016 2:08 pm || Up

                no.

                I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • batgirl Aug 11,2016 6:28 pm || Up

        I feel pretty good about not showing up in person. My statement was very clear and included the oath part, so I think that should satisfy whatever questions they have about my lack of anything to offer.

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