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Fiers v Graveman, Kuechel v Overton, Fister v Megden

I am off this week, but not going to any games because I am super lame.

Today is Crisp in center garden, lowrie occupies the grass and dirt midway between first and second, Reddick soaks in his last monday in oakland, valencia is not quite dead but not playing defense, davis will be noodle arming it in left, All star is sixth, Semien is soing his best to get as few at bats as possible, and drew pomeranz is batting ninth like a pitcher should, but he is playing first and is called Yonder.

96 thoughts on “Games 93, 94 and 95

  1. andeux Jul 18,2016 7:05 pm

    Don’t forget Ryon.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 7:08 pm || Up

      just realized.

      He is ploying in his farth game

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Thunderbutt Jul 18,2016 9:32 pm || Up

      Is Healy for really?

      There is always a score.
  2. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 7:11 pm

    Ken, telling me that in the last month graveman is the A’s best pitcher is not soothing

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 7:42 pm

    felix dubront did color and pxp on spanish broadcast.

    also, felix dubront is still an A.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. andeux Jul 18,2016 7:45 pm

    Domn.

    TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Jul 18,2016 7:47 pm || Up

      “If he hit that yesterday, it’s a HR” – Ray.

      • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 7:49 pm || Up

        if he hit it from 7 feet in front of the plate its out

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 7:47 pm || Up

      Clase ta hitting it aut.

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    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2016 11:01 pm || Up

      True tale: From front row tonight I told Healy on deck be ready, he was gonna see a hanger. Just missed it.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:01 pm

    vince just said “long time A Ryan Langerhans”

    just for Mike

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    • MikeV Jul 18,2016 11:20 pm || Up

      noted, acknowledged, and appreciated.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  6. andeux Jul 18,2016 8:07 pm

    How is that not interference?

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:08 pm || Up

      vince seems to be convinced

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    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:09 pm || Up

      do the A’s ever get a break on those?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:11 pm || Up

      and again, why no review?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Jul 18,2016 8:13 pm || Up

      The rules need to be changed so that the team that causes the problem (this time, Correa obstructing the play) always gets punished.

      • andeux Jul 18,2016 8:16 pm || Up

        The rule doesn’t need to be changed. That was unambiguously interference on the runner.

        TINSTAAFK
        • doctorK Jul 18,2016 8:41 pm || Up

          Except that the umpire is the only non-Astro in the ballpark who didn’t see it that way. Either change the rule (make it explicit – any kind of obstruction, contact or no), or get better umps. Or both.

          • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:46 pm || Up

            wasn’t dan otero called for obstruction 3 feet from the runner?

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        • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:48 pm || Up

          are they saying the fielder has to intentionally make contact and hope its called? or the fielder has to make all effort to get out of the way?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • andeux Jul 18,2016 8:51 pm || Up

            It is interference if the runner hinders the fielder trying to make a play on the ball.
            Does not require contact. Does not require intent.

            TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2016 11:03 pm || Up

      CB Bucknor may be the worst ump in baseball. He never doesn’t suck.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:26 pm

    Vince, for the 1000th time, if you hit a ball OVER the base, its fair.

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  8. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:28 pm

    who ahould I insult tomorrow?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • critter Jul 19,2016 11:00 pm || Up

      Me, me, me!
      Wait- this would bring me good fortune, right?
      (and would that be worth FE saying awful things about me?)
      I need to crawl in a corner and think about this some more.

      • Future Ed Jul 20,2016 1:14 am || Up

        for the life of me i can’t think of anything bad to say about you

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:44 pm

    this is rally i understand

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  10. mother pucker Jul 18,2016 8:46 pm

    If Friers just launched himself out of Houston, do they become a suitor for Hill?

    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 8:50 pm || Up

      wouldn’t they be even is friers didn’t assplode?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. doctorK Jul 18,2016 8:49 pm

    WTF is Gomez’s problem (besides being, in general, a dick)?

  12. mother pucker Jul 18,2016 8:49 pm

    Pretty nasty pitch there by Graveman.

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 18,2016 11:05 pm || Up

      He drew great bad contact tonight. Numerous guys walked away shaking their hands and checking if the bats broke. Good heavy sinker.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. mother pucker Jul 18,2016 8:52 pm

    The fk is wrong with the Astros?

  14. doctorK Jul 18,2016 9:00 pm

    I guess Gonzalez’s career 89 OPS+ entitles him to act like a prick on a solo HR while trailing by three runs.

    • Future Ed Jul 18,2016 9:02 pm || Up

      he had some fly bat flips in houston. not just with the walk off

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  15. Soaker Jul 18,2016 9:30 pm

    I’ve been waiting for years for some poor outfielder to go up in flames, always wondered why MLB allows that setup. It would figure if it happened to Reddick a week before the scheduled trade.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  16. Future Ed Jul 18,2016 9:33 pm

    huh, it took to the bottom of the 7th for vince to mention jose’s height

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  17. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2016 12:12 pm
  18. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2016 1:13 pm

    Have we noticed that Fangraphs has Semien as basically a league average defensive shortstop this season? That’s a hell of an improvement.

    • Soaker Jul 19,2016 1:59 pm || Up

      Also, Barreto, who played shortstop exclusively for his first few seasons in the US, has started quite a few times at second base over the last couple months, with starts nearly evenly split between those two positions.

      While there’s no doubt Semien has improved greatly compared to first half of last season, there are still times when he does that double crow-hop hesitation that make me think center field should still be an option.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  19. Glorious Mundy Jul 19,2016 3:57 pm

    The Kansas delegation at the RNC was all decked out in Royals gear and claimed to be the home of the MLB champions. Can we get a fact-check on that, Jennifer?

    • andeux Jul 19,2016 4:04 pm || Up

      You’d think they’d be boasting about the wonders that Sam Brownback’s budgets have done for their state’s economy instead.

      TINSTAAFK
  20. doctorK Jul 19,2016 7:44 pm

    Here comes the GIDP.

  21. andeux Jul 19,2016 7:47 pm

    The presence of TLong should inspire the A’s to victory.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Jul 19,2016 7:50 pm || Up

      It made me look up my favorite T-Long moment.

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      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • nevermoor Jul 20,2016 12:03 pm || Up

        I can’t find the big catch during the win streak. My google-fu is lame.

        "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 12:30 pm || Up

        What about that big two-out double he hit off of Mussina in the playoffs? Only thing is I can’t remember if the guy on first scored or not…

  22. andeux Jul 19,2016 7:50 pm

    Sending the runner there was pretty stupid even with two outs (and McBride due up next). He was set up to throw from shallow left when Semien was still rounding third.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2016 7:58 pm || Up

      Ron Washington 2.0 is more impetuous waving guys home than I remember the first version being. He is still much much better than Gallego though.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • mother pucker Jul 19,2016 8:00 pm || Up

        Maybe Wash is the mole?

      • Soaker Jul 19,2016 8:04 pm || Up

        What the …?!?! Are you at HOME? And not at Root Beer Float Day Night? I hope there’s root beer and ice cream all over the kitchen counter at least.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2016 8:07 pm || Up

          When it moved to a night game they pretty much lost me.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  23. mother pucker Jul 19,2016 8:01 pm

    Great play by both Overton and McBride. Suck it Gonzalez.

  24. doctorK Jul 19,2016 8:05 pm

    I could get tired really fast of Valbuena, especially for styling after a single in the 3rd inning.

  25. doctorK Jul 19,2016 8:08 pm

    Major LOLs at Gonzalez’s foul ball plunking the malt vendor square in the buttocks.

  26. mother pucker Jul 19,2016 8:44 pm

    Really strong base running performance by Oakland tonight.

  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2016 8:52 pm

    Just got around to downloading this pic from my phone. I call it Khrush No Smash.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. andeux Jul 19,2016 9:21 pm

    Healy can hit.

    TINSTAAFK
  29. andeux Jul 19,2016 9:27 pm

    Slowrie.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Jul 20,2016 1:22 am || Up

      this is my favorite comment of the year

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  30. doctorK Jul 19,2016 10:14 pm

    For the love of R’hllor, Coco.

  31. andeux Jul 19,2016 10:52 pm

    TINSTAAFK
  32. doctorK Jul 19,2016 10:54 pm

    The A’s just won a game with pitching from Overton, Coulombe, Hendriks, and Eyechart.

    Unbelievable.

    • andeux Jul 19,2016 10:56 pm || Up

      And with Oakland being the team scoring from second on an infield single and an offline throw.

      TINSTAAFK
  33. critter Jul 19,2016 10:57 pm

    The hunter became the hunted.
    The Pie-r got pied.

  34. Thunderbutt Jul 19,2016 11:00 pm

    Heroic at-bat by Vogt in the ninth.

    There is always a score.
  35. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 19,2016 11:01 pm

    Huzzah!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. 5Aces Jul 20,2016 12:04 am

    This habit of winning games is dangerous for my sanity.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  37. Future Ed Jul 20,2016 2:19 am

    walk off in the 10th? meh. vince inning

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  38. Future Ed Jul 20,2016 10:10 am

    Thanks for the innings dillon, now send arismendy back when you land in nashville

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  39. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2016 2:17 pm

    Midway through the game, down 3-0. Got em right where we want em.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 2:27 pm || Up

      One-possession game

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 3:37 pm || Up

        Still within a touchdown

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2016 3:37 pm || Up

        Still within a touchdown.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 20,2016 3:53 pm || Up

            Whoa…plate of shrimp!

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  40. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 3:46 pm

    Worst 90s hip-hop show ever.

  41. ptbnl Jul 20,2016 4:25 pm

    ErdoÄŸan is certainly making the most of his opportunity … an inspiration to Drumpf I’m sure.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  42. Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 5:05 pm

    The governor of Florida is just the creepiest dude.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 5:35 pm || Up

      The attorney general not much better.

      • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 5:52 pm || Up

        Now there’s some super crazy multi-level marketing scammer from Florida giving a wackadoodle speech. That state is just ridiculous.

  43. Soaker Jul 20,2016 6:11 pm

    Not something you like to see in the box score in your prized deadline acquisition’s debut:

    Pomeranz pitched to 7 batters in the 4th.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 20,2016 6:19 pm || Up

      How many chairs did he punch though.

    • andeux Jul 20,2016 6:35 pm || Up

      He was pitching to the score.

      TINSTAAFK
    • doctorK Jul 21,2016 8:53 am || Up

      I love this, and love that the Gnats still lost because Cain was even worse.

  44. Glorious Mundy Jul 21,2016 12:18 pm
    • doctorK Jul 21,2016 5:29 pm || Up

      Geez, I thought the ’79 A’s were bad (and they were).

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