86-89: Ruh roh, A’s at Astros ← FREE KRAUT!

86-89: Ruh roh, A’s at Astros 113

Can’t call them the Lastros anymore. A’s need to win today, or they will become the Lastletics.

Putting this up just in case people actually still want to comment on the games.

113 thoughts on “86-89: Ruh roh, A’s at Astros

  1. doctorK Jul 7,2016 5:44 pm

    Oh yeah, A’s are actually leading for now.

  2. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 6:07 pm

    i need to make dinner or something

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 6:20 pm

    i like the way [future prospects] has been pitching so far

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 6:21 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • grover Jul 8,2016 8:49 pm || Up

      I read that Hanwha paid the Rangers almost $100 K to release him from his MLB commitment. Texas paid Oakland $20 K to claim him off of waivers.

      The A’s can’t win for losing…

  5. andeux Jul 7,2016 6:21 pm

    Horseshit home plate ump tonight.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Jul 7,2016 6:23 pm || Up

      Coco will probably get suspended for that too.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Jul 7,2016 6:26 pm || Up

        but he was smooth about it

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Jul 7,2016 6:28 pm || Up

        This was Coco’s 71st game appearance. He needs to play in 59 of the final 75 76 for the $13M vesting option to kick in. He can’t afford a suspension, and any DL trip would be fatal.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • MikeV Jul 7,2016 7:58 pm || Up

          When, not if.

          And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

          Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Jul 8,2016 5:22 pm || Up

      coco

      alanso

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  6. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 6:22 pm

    well then. I hate saying “that escalated quickly” but it really did

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2016 6:58 pm

    Unusually, the radio is behind the TV broadcast, not ahead of it, allowing me to pause TV and sync up the radio play by play. Of course I figured this out in time for the Vince inning.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 7:15 pm

    surprised burns knew how many balls it takes to walk

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Jul 7,2016 7:20 pm || Up

      At least he’s into double digits now…in Game 86.

      It reminds me that I was curious about what Daric Barton is up to. .255/.410/.500 playing every day for the Pericos de Puebla, where Travis Blackley and Chad Gaudin are teammates.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2016 7:43 pm || Up

        They’re getting the bad back together!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • nevermoor Jul 8,2016 1:10 pm || Up

          How dare you! I have a picture of Daric Barton on the wall of my office.

          "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • MikeV Jul 7,2016 7:59 pm || Up

        So he’s still playing baseball for a living and we’re still talking about it on the internet.

        Hmmm.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Soaker Jul 7,2016 8:38 pm || Up

          I knew Barton hadn’t signed with any MLB organization; was mostly just happy to see that he is still in baseball rather than, say, working the drive-thru at the Buttonwillow In-N-Out.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 7:36 pm

    neshek to alanso seems like a bad idea for the astros

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 7:38 pm

    line drive in the box score

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  11. Future Ed Jul 7,2016 7:39 pm

    Alanso is hurtish

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 7,2016 7:45 pm

    Nice! We’ll probably win the next three into the break, before going 0-6 after.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker Jul 7,2016 7:49 pm || Up

      They could push back Hill’s next start to as far as Tuesday the 19th, and that’s the plan I heartily endorse for coming out of the All-Star Break, if he hasn’t been traded in the next week.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV Jul 7,2016 8:00 pm || Up

        He should absolutely be traded in the next week.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  13. Glorious Mundy Jul 8,2016 12:34 pm

    “Oral history: How David Ortiz became a Boston legend”

    Nope, ESPN.com. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

    • andeux Jul 8,2016 1:16 pm || Up

      Did they forget that Bill Simmons doesn’t work there anymore?

      TINSTAAFK
    • MikeV Jul 8,2016 2:55 pm || Up

      Do you think they’ll talk about that time he beat a guy to within an inch of his life in the Dominican Republic?

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  14. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 6:05 pm

    mengdens friends look really young

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. andeux Jul 8,2016 6:07 pm

    Catcher triple!

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Jul 9,2016 2:49 pm || Up

      Vogt just needs to do it again today to complete the cycle.

      TINSTAAFK
  16. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 6:14 pm

    a triple from vogt, and a semien!

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Jul 8,2016 6:24 pm || Up

      I know lineup order rarely matters even on good teams, but it still pisses me off that Melvin is still writing in Semien 8th or 9th behind Butler and Alonso. The guy might jack 30 this year.

      • Future Ed Jul 8,2016 6:42 pm || Up

        but but but, he won’t be relaxed there! no pressure in the #8 spot!

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 6:58 pm

    nice bat flip on the oppo single by valbuena

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 7:23 pm

    if burns doesn’t steal here he is more useless than butler

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  19. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 8:18 pm

    2 run rally killer by alanso.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 8:26 pm

    so you gguys are missing a fun 9th

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  21. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 8,2016 8:29 pm

    Wow this is great!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  22. Soaker Jul 8,2016 8:32 pm

    Corpse jumps out of coffin.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Jul 8,2016 8:43 pm || Up

      and settles right back in

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  23. doctorK Jul 8,2016 8:32 pm

    Team Dynamite, move over for Team Rocket Fuel

  24. Soaker Jul 8,2016 8:40 pm

    Well that was unrewarding.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 8,2016 8:40 pm

    Wow this sucks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. Future Ed Jul 8,2016 8:43 pm

    so there was the benefit of the SB. Correa wasn’t out.

    of course as I type this the walk off was hit.

    I ain’t even mad

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  27. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 8,2016 8:46 pm

    That was quite the cement mixer from Madsen, as Shooty said. I could have hit that pitch with Bea Arthur’s dick.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  28. doctorK Jul 8,2016 8:48 pm

    Wheee!!!!!


    Source: FanGraphs

    • andeux Jul 8,2016 8:53 pm || Up

      Is that Bea Arthur’s dick?

      TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Jul 8,2016 9:01 pm || Up

      It was entertaining, that’s about as much as I ask for the rest of this season.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Future Ed Jul 8,2016 9:04 pm || Up

        yeah, more of these games less of the santana game

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • lenscrafters Jul 8,2016 9:06 pm || Up

      Can we just trade everyone now?

  29. Thunderbutt Jul 8,2016 9:31 pm

    You hate to see that.

    There is always a score.
  30. Thunderbutt Jul 9,2016 12:33 pm

    Pom-pom is an All Star.

    There is always a score.
    • colin Jul 9,2016 1:43 pm || Up

      By fWAR, he’s the 8th best pitcher in the NL. Ahead of people like Greinke, Scherzer, Wainwright, deGrom.

      • colin Jul 9,2016 1:47 pm || Up

        But he’s only a bit better this season than he was in his two seasons with Oakland. He’s getting a few more strikeouts and is getting more groundballs/fewer HR. But the big difference is that he’s doing it as a full time starter now, and he’s already at 102 IP (only had 155 IP in two seasons for OAK).

  31. doctorK Jul 9,2016 1:51 pm

    Meathead!

  32. Future Ed Jul 9,2016 6:41 pm

    kendall graveman?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Thunderbutt Jul 9,2016 7:01 pm || Up

      Where has he been all season?

      There is always a score.
  33. mother pucker Jul 10,2016 10:56 am

    As we are about to be deprived (relieved) of the 2016 Athletics until next Friday, some numbers heading into the ASB:

    Per Fangraphs,
    * Oakland is dead last in the AL in team offensive WAR
    * Oakland is 2nd to last in the AL in team wRC+ (I assume the difference is that the team who is 2nd to last in oWAR (the Yanks) and last in wRC+, have a sizable edge in base running [Per FanGraphs].
    * Oakland is dead last in the AL by a significant margin in team defense as measured by UZR.
    * Oakland is 12th in the AL in pitching WAR. The starters rank 13 in the AL, while the relievers somehow rank 9th.

    Per BBRef,
    * Oakland is last in the AL by a pretty wide margin in WAR from non-pitchers
    * Oakland is 9th in the AL in total WAR from its pitchers
    * Oakland is 14th in the AL in total WAR. Suck on that Minnesota.

    I do not really have the stomach to compare this team against the lows of the Geren era, but did any team from that dark period suck this badly?

    • ptbnl Jul 10,2016 11:34 am || Up

      Only because it’s the easiest number to pull out of BRef:

      So at least by that measure last year was Geren-esque, but this year they’re flirting with late 90s ineptitude.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  34. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 12:37 pm

    semien seems pretty good

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    • MikeV Jul 10,2016 12:45 pm || Up

      2.2 WAR

      Addisson Russell is at 1.6 and an all star.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • mother pucker Jul 10,2016 12:49 pm || Up

        Russell being an all-star over Crawford (among others) is a joke, but setting that aside, Russell is over 3 years younger than Semien.

        • Future Ed Jul 10,2016 1:08 pm || Up

          if this year’s semien on defense is the true semien, the results of the smardjiza deal are easier to swallow.

          but still

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  35. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 12:50 pm

    i give semien a break on that error. yeah it was a bad play, but that happens.

    and also, thank you leagues leading hitter, thank you for bunting twice

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  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2016 12:52 pm

    Way to make your run stand up, Sean.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 1:09 pm

    single e 8

    it went through 3 people

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  38. mother pucker Jul 10,2016 1:40 pm

    Throw.
    Strikes.

  39. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 1:45 pm

    at least now that semien is dave concepcioning his throws, he isn’t throwing the bad ones into the seats

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 1:51 pm

    well then. still have time to get triggs his first win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  41. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 2:04 pm

    hendriks has a plane to melborne to catch

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  42. Future Ed Jul 10,2016 2:18 pm

    what a terribly played game.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 10,2016 8:34 pm || Up

      Except for Manaea and I suppose Keuchal.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Jul 10,2016 9:44 pm || Up

        there is that.

        and axford

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  43. Future Ed Jul 11,2016 2:15 pm

    sorry guys, there will be one comment this week

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV Jul 11,2016 2:29 pm || Up

      he’s gonna have to get more specific than that. unless he’s lumping tijuana cesar salad with acapulco shrimp cocktail with jaliscan red mole, not to mention the gulf east coast with the caribbean east coast.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed Jul 11,2016 2:37 pm || Up

        in my experience, there is a gulf between west coast and east coast. but I haven’t tried east coast mexican since Wil Meyers was pooping his pants on the regular

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 11,2016 4:41 pm || Up

          I made the mistake of getting a burrito in D.C. on a visit in 1995 and swore never again. Damn thing had white rice!

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Thunderbutt Jul 11,2016 9:40 pm || Up

            I got guacamole in Boston that appeared to be green sour cream.

            There is always a score.
            • colin Jul 12,2016 2:26 pm || Up

              Boston mexican food is the worst. I wouldn’t even wish it on Red Sox fans.

    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2016 11:58 am || Up

      This must be the most passive-aggressive trade demand ever. He plays in San Diego, for pete’s sake.

  44. MikeV Jul 11,2016 10:36 pm

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone hit a ball harder than Stanton

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  45. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2016 11:43 am

    • colin Jul 12,2016 2:28 pm || Up

      Totally agree with these.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2016 7:39 pm || Up

        Absolutely. Half (or some lesser fraction) of a top 4 media market is way better than 100% of a backwater like say San Antonio.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Jul 13,2016 12:24 pm || Up

          Not just “top 4 media market” (technically #6) but also #1 in median household income.

          I assume Oakland and Tampa Bay will somehow have new baseball parks in the next 10 years. MLB’s problem child over the next decade will be the dying hellhole of Cleveland, which is the #85 metropolitan area in median household income and where the new ballpark scam has already been played out. Their attendance has been at the bottom of MLB for a number of years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Indians ownership starts looking covetously at some of the areas that combine income and decent growth prospects which haven’t been mentioned a lot, such as Austin, Raleigh-Durham and Salt Lake City, which will also be expansion targets after Oakland and Tampa Bay are resolved.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2016 7:38 pm || Up

      why is trumps campaign manager so concerned with the A’s?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2016 12:32 pm || Up

        He’s looking for things he can talk about without getting sued by Trump.

  46. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2016 1:10 pm
    • Future Ed Jul 12,2016 7:39 pm || Up

      are they french?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Jul 13,2016 1:01 pm || Up

      thinking about this, this reinforces young white males are bernie bros.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2016 1:11 pm

    I knew there was some reason to like this Manfrenjensenden guy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2016 1:42 pm || Up

      I mean, it should have been obvious for quite some time that MLB would have to be nuts to let the Bay Area with all of its riches turn into a one-team market. Once the A’s leave, the Giants are never, ever, ever letting the American League come back.

  48. Soaker Jul 12,2016 2:14 pm

    It’s time for Upgrade to fulfill his destiny…and the perfect place is for sale right up the street (this is why RE prices use “median” rather than “mean”). Full agent’s listing here.

    Owned by telecom executive George Schmitt and wife Clare, the property has been a proven haven for prized racehorses. The barn houses 15 heated stalls, an office, grooming area and an adjacent 1,348-square-foot caretaker’s quarters.

    The Schmitts are extremely proud of the thoroughbreds raised on the property. Their prize-winning horses include Sierra Sweetie (two-year-old Filly of the Year in California), Cinderella Liberty (two-year-old Filly of the Year in Washington), and the namesake Sierra Sunset, a leading Sophomore Sire in the California and Kentucky Derby qualifiers.

    Yup, that’s your grazing meadow:

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    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • ptbnl Jul 12,2016 4:10 pm || Up

      Can I have $59M?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2016 7:46 pm || Up

      I will offer them 1% plus half of my future horse racing winnings.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  49. Glorious Mundy Jul 12,2016 4:21 pm

    FKwiz. Who’s the A?

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Jul 12,2016 7:42 pm || Up

      You could have given me unlimited guess for a week and I would never have gotten Jeff Newman.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Jul 13,2016 9:08 am || Up

        Yep. I never would have guessed he was an All Star anywhere-even at his house.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • doctorK Jul 13,2016 9:11 am || Up

          That team was the gold standard for shitty A’s teams. This was a perfect argument against the requirement for every team to have a representative.

        • Soaker Jul 13,2016 10:00 am || Up

          Initially I thought it was Matt Keough, one of your Aces!. But he went in 1978, slipping to a 2-17 record in 1979.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • 5Aces Jul 13,2016 11:18 am || Up

            It amazes me the record some of those Aces had over the years. Brian Kingman is of course my favorite when we speak of W-L records. (Was going to leave off his first name, but didn’t want anyone thinking I’m sending rats as gifts, etc.)

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • Future Ed Jul 13,2016 1:02 pm || Up

            didn’t he start 0-15 or somehting

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            • ptbnl Jul 13,2016 1:07 pm || Up

              0-14, with his first win on September 5th!

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy Jul 13,2016 11:27 am || Up

          He was an All Star for the same reason he was manager for a week. Someone had to do it.

          • 5Aces Jul 13,2016 4:12 pm || Up

            That was what I was going to mention. Most well known for the week before everything changed.

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty

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