Game 46 ff. – Mariners ← FREE KRAUT!

Game 46 ff. – Mariners 56

The A’s get a series against the Mariners without having to face Felix Hernandez.
Also no Ketel Marte, who killed us defensively last time around.
Of course the A’s are missing some players of their own as well.
We start the series off with Taijuan Walker vs. Rich Hill and
Crisp, Burns, Vogt, Valencia, Davis, Alonso, Semien, Coghlan, Smolinski.

56 thoughts on “Game 46 ff. – Mariners

  1. Future Ed May 23,2016 7:25 pm

    looks like a winner

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. andeux May 23,2016 7:41 pm

    Strike more people out Rich, because you’re not going to get any help from the defense.

    TINSTAAFK
  3. Future Ed May 23,2016 7:43 pm

    i am glad semien is fucking up that play so i can say it looks like he is better without jinxing him

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  4. Future Ed May 23,2016 8:13 pm

    wow. vince is surprised

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. lenscrafters May 23,2016 8:23 pm

    I’m just tuning in for Rich Hill.

  6. Glorious Mundy May 23,2016 8:37 pm

    Subpar manners there, Mariners bro.

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 8:38 pm

    If that Bro idiot doused me with beer on that play I’d be a lot more vocal than that poor gal was.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Glorious Mundy May 23,2016 8:40 pm || Up

      Just a subtle nudge while he was off balance would have put him over the railing.

  8. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 8:42 pm

    I believe!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 8:52 pm
    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed May 23,2016 8:57 pm || Up

      oh children

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 9:01 pm || Up

        See, now you’ve jinxed the M’s SS also.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 9:02 pm || Up

        Also, I haven’t looked at MRR in a couple decades, but WTF?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Future Ed May 23,2016 9:21 pm || Up

          i doubt it has been relevant since tim yo died, and probably since epicenter shut

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • AV May 23,2016 9:49 pm || Up

      i’m with it. one of the original tenets of the place is about lyrics that don’t hate (bands have to submit lyric sheets for approval before being booked — sure, that’s so progressive it’s downright censorshiplike), and the recent booking guy has booked bands like the mentors (and sure again, “classics” of hate punk. and i’ve seen them. just in other venues that didn’t have originating tenets against hate speech.) and other newer shock-value bands singing about rape and bitches and stuff. so the boycotters are fighting that culture from suddenly ingraining. plus there’s gendered-bathrooms issues which the ruling board is solving like it comes from north carolina or something (don’t ask / don’t tell) and that transgender punks aren’t comfortable with.

      there’s other stuff too, like green day playing a benefit show there that nobody could get a ticket for, so it basically went agains the egalitarian spirit. and, further point, if green day wanted to raise real money for the cause, they woulda booked a place that sat more than a couple hundred… but those other points get kinda murky in the petty and-another-thing kinda way.

      [edit] green day being ineligible to play 924 in the first place because of major-label deal, also stated in the originating tenets.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Future Ed May 23,2016 9:54 pm || Up

        ah, i didn’t know any of this. makes sense i suppose.

        I am just surprised they book bands like that. why?

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • AV May 23,2016 9:56 pm || Up

          there was a new booking guy who has his own take on things and played favorites i guess. he’s gone.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • colin May 24,2016 8:19 am || Up

      I don’t know enough to have much opinion, but this line amused me:

      They also claimed that the collective’s leadership would not add the words “no transphobia” to a sign that showcases the venue’s house rules until after much debate

      So they did add it to the house rules. right? The complaint is that they dragged their feet a little?

      • AV May 24,2016 10:19 am || Up

        the complaint was that there was even a debate to be had on this.

        the boycotters’ statements.

        and it’s been some time coming.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2016 11:07 am || Up

          Without reading the links, there’s enough of a conceptual conflict between old-school feminism and its gender space separtism vs more modern trans awareness that I would expect any established left-ish collective to at least indulge a debate.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • AV May 24,2016 11:25 am || Up

            sure. but conflation of items. the item about adding “no transphobia” to the house rules… tell me about the sides of that debate.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • ptbnl May 24,2016 12:52 pm || Up

              Presumably the debate is on what constitutes transphobia, away from the most obvious manifestations.

              Frankly until my brethren learn to piss with more accuracy than I see in most public restrooms (or at least to clean up after themselves), no-one should be required to share with them!

              If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
              • dmoas May 24,2016 1:55 pm || Up

                Apparently that’s not a gender specific issue. But I say piss and shit where you want. So long as it’s into, and not around, the toilet.

              • AV May 24,2016 2:21 pm || Up

                …speaking troth to power.

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2016 4:28 pm || Up

                  Speaking trough to power, more like!

                  "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
                • AV May 24,2016 5:49 pm || Up

                  yeah, i don’t know how i did that. flashback of too much shakespeare during my college years maybe.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 9:10 pm

    It’s a jailbreak!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed May 23,2016 9:22 pm || Up

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. andeux May 23,2016 9:32 pm

    – Longest outing by an A’s starter this year(?)
    – Rich Hill ties his 2009 IP total. Last time he had more was 2007.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 9:49 pm || Up

      Per the TV earlier, A’s the last team in bigs this year to have a starter to go >7 innings. Been 83 games since last time, the longest stretch in A’s franchise history.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Soaker May 24,2016 10:10 am || Up

      Looking at Hill’s IP totals at all levels (so this includes the minor leagues) since he made his MLB debut in 2005:

      2005: 154.1
      2006: 199.1
      2007: 195
      2008: 67.1 (plus 21 winter league)
      2009: 74
      2010: 103
      2011: 24
      2012: 36
      2013: 38.2
      2014: 48.1
      2015: 94
      2016: 57.2

      It’s been a nice story, but…CLANG CLANG CLANG. He’s not going to throw 180 innings.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • MikeV May 24,2016 10:34 am || Up

        hurry up and get someone’s top prospect for him before he explodes.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

  12. FreeSeatUpgrade May 23,2016 9:52 pm

    We may not ever lose again (in Seattle this year)!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. Soaker May 23,2016 9:53 pm

    “Wow, a starting pitcher went into the 8th, and the A’s won!” he exclaimed, as Billy Martin rolled over in his grave.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 23,2016 9:56 pm || Up

      i never get restful sleep when there is still alcohol in my system either. I expect the rolls to continue for a few more decades

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Thunderbutt May 23,2016 11:04 pm

    We’ll probably sweep.

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed May 23,2016 11:26 pm || Up

      these plucky bastards have swept my heart

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  15. Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 9:34 am
    • Englishmajor May 24,2016 11:03 pm || Up

      I said “Christ, what an asshole” about 175 times while reading that.

  16. Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 12:16 pm

    There is so much stupid packed into this fairly short op/ed that it left me almost breathless.

    • dmoas May 24,2016 1:00 pm || Up

      “Blood, Guts, Explosion!!! Woo!!! Oh no, ass cleavage!! That shit has GOT TO STOP!!! Oh no!! He said ‘Ass!!’ We can’t have that! Think of the children!!!”

      • Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 1:04 pm || Up

        The children are “ready to take up the censor’s task” if you believe this genius.

        • FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2016 4:30 pm || Up

          When your thesis depends on the “intellectual successor to Andrea Dworkin” you may be pretty far beyond the realm of reasonability already.

          "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 4:53 pm || Up

            This is where I spit my drink out:

            How to understand the success of Trump’s makeup-caked, misogynistic candidacy, except as an eruption onto the political stage of the pornographic subterrain?

            Let me count the FKing ways, homie.

            Seriously, though, this dude is counting on college kids as the vanguard of a movement to ban porn. Seriously.

  17. Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 1:16 pm
  18. FreeSeatUpgrade May 24,2016 6:32 pm

    OK, this gag the Warriors are playing of pretending like they might lose has ceased to be funny.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • nevermoor May 24,2016 9:25 pm || Up

      Can they win one at home to make it a series-ish again?

      I mean, ugly basketball sucks and Curry is clearly broken

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
      • Glorious Mundy May 24,2016 9:51 pm || Up

        Vegas thinks they can. They open as 8 point favorites.

  19. Future Ed May 24,2016 6:51 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  20. Soaker May 24,2016 6:59 pm

    Graveman’s last 5 starts: 25 IP, 39 H, 22 R/ER, 11 BB, 18 K, 8 HR, 5 losses. Gray and Alvarez are giving him a reprieve but it’s his 30th MLB start, about time to put up or shut up.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

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