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Red Sox:
Late night law commercial
Can’t hit the inside fastball
Big Poopy
The man with an unfortunate former B-R URL
Teh Boras fail
Teh Canadian fail, eh?
Some guy named Nick Green
Welcome back, Kottaras

A’s:
The Demon Barber of Hegenberger Street
California, California, Califoooorrniiiaaa…
VOJC
It would be so nice
Lord of the Unicorns
Romantic Haiku Muse
The other Suzuki
This guy still sucks
Little House on the Prairie

XbX edit: anti-Boston rally Pitch f/x

Okajima vs Holliday

Danny edit:

Ziegler vs Varitek

73 thoughts on “Game thread: A’s set sights on eliminating douchebaggery everywhere

  1. mikeA Apr 15,2009 12:42 pm

  2. monkeyball Apr 15,2009 12:46 pm

    Thank Ba’al you didn’t use Michael Landon’s later
    series.

  3. salb918 Apr 15,2009 12:53 pm

    I tripped on the dance floor
    but I did not spill my draft beer
    because I’m sippin’ on an MGD

    WTF?

  4. salb918 Apr 15,2009 1:15 pm

    A BLACK CAN?!!?

  5. mikeA Apr 15,2009 1:16 pm

  6. green star oakland Apr 15,2009 1:28 pm

  7. whiteshoes40 Apr 15,2009 1:43 pm

  8. andeux Apr 15,2009 1:49 pm

  9. nevermoor Apr 15,2009 1:50 pm

    I have to admit, I feel a lot less hopeless in this
    situation than I would have last year.

  10. green star oakland Apr 15,2009 1:55 pm

    Sweet!

  11. salb918 Apr 15,2009 2:00 pm

    Oh for pity’s sake.

  12. green star oakland Apr 15,2009 2:01 pm

  13. monkeyball Apr 15,2009 2:02 pm

  14. whiteshoes40 Apr 15,2009 2:04 pm

  15. salb918 Apr 15,2009 2:06 pm

  16. andeux Apr 15,2009 2:08 pm

  17. mikeA Apr 15,2009 2:10 pm

    Well, now the failure to score won’t be so
    frustrating.

  18. monkeyball Apr 15,2009 2:10 pm

    aw, crap

  19. 74mk Apr 15,2009 2:14 pm

    Bottom of the 8th:

    Ellis BB check
    Buck FC FO check
    Suzuki 1B check
    Crosby K check
    Powell 2B, 2RBI half right

    Pitching change

    Sweeney BB
    Cabrera 1B (patented bloop over second baseman’s head)
    Cust HR, 3RBI, Free Krauters across the land pump fists in unison, type comments containing only exclamation
    points

  20. andeux Apr 15,2009 2:14 pm

    That HR was my fault, for leaving Drew out of my fantasy
    lineup today.

  21. andeux Apr 15,2009 2:17 pm

    Speaking of Gallagher, Rich Harden has now pitched 9
    innings this year, struck out 18(!) but allowed 6 runs. The Cubs are 0-2 in those starts.

  22. mikeA Apr 15,2009 2:18 pm

  23. whiteshoes40 Apr 15,2009 2:24 pm

    What. The. Crap.

    That was all with 2 outs! Ridiculous.

  24. andeux Apr 15,2009 2:25 pm

  25. monkeyball Apr 15,2009 2:28 pm

    Gadzooks!

  26. mikeA Apr 15,2009 2:29 pm

    There it goes….

    Stand and clap..great effort.

    Bring back Hammer.

    by OaktownPower on Apr 15, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

  27. monkeyball Apr 15,2009 2:33 pm

    Little Run on the Prairie

  28. salb918 Apr 15,2009 2:33 pm

    The A’s are going to score three runs here just to stick
    it to me, aren’t they?

  29. xbhaskarx Apr 15,2009 2:35 pm

    Too bad the crappy part
    of the bullpen came in and gave up 6 freaking runs in one inning, otherwise this would be a 2-1 ballgame.

    (And what the hell happened to Gallagher and Blevins this year?)

  30. Apr 15,2009 2:46 pm

    Only 6 more to go …

  31. JediLeroy Apr 15,2009 2:47 pm

    Okay, if Buck hits it really far, can he and Holliday
    run the bases three times?

  32. mikeA Apr 15,2009 2:48 pm

  33. whiteshoes40 Apr 15,2009 2:48 pm

  34. xbhaskarx Apr 15,2009 2:51 pm

    Oh well, 8-2 is better
    than a 2-0 no-hitter.

  35. nevermoor Apr 15,2009 2:53 pm

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