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Game 27: Mariners (again) 93

The Grave Man faces off against the ironborn. And yes, the Mariners are indeed as tedious as the Greyjoys.

93 thoughts on “Game 27: Mariners (again)

  1. doctorK May 2,2016 7:12 pm

    Also, BOOBIES

  2. doctorK May 2,2016 7:12 pm

    I can haz good Graveman tonight plz?

  3. doctorK May 2,2016 7:35 pm

    KHRushed

  4. Soaker May 2,2016 7:49 pm

    “Three Caught Stealings in the top of the third for Kendall Graveman!!” — Vince

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux May 2,2016 7:56 pm || Up

      Fosse spent an entire half inning going on about how the best part of spring training is the slightly different varieties of kettle corn available at the various parks.
      I wonder if they smoked up together before the game.

      TINSTAAFK
  5. JediLeroy May 2,2016 8:00 pm

    Sorry guys–I decided to turn on the game to see how it was going.

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      • JediLeroy May 2,2016 8:06 pm || Up

        Hey! Did FK get hacked? What’s up with the spammy posts?

        az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde
        • doctorK May 2,2016 8:09 pm || Up

          We occasionally get some russkie bot spammers. Originally, 5Aces was getting the blame, but now they seem to have moved on the MikeV.

          • MikeV May 2,2016 10:38 pm || Up

            My plan is working.

            I secretly started taking college classes and I just really need help with all these essays I have to write.

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  6. andeux May 2,2016 8:02 pm

    Don’t run on … Burns!?

    TINSTAAFK
    • sslinger May 3,2016 11:48 am || Up

      Don’t run on Nomar Mazara – geez, his throw was ridiculous.

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade May 2,2016 8:02 pm

    I did not think Billy Burns had that throw in him.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. doctorK May 2,2016 8:03 pm

    I hope the A’s opponents continue with this wonderful desire to make the third out at 3B.

  9. doctorK May 2,2016 8:05 pm

    English Major sighting.

    Also, Ray and Glen, go FK yourselves if you don’t like the drumming.

    • dmoas May 3,2016 11:08 am || Up

      I didn’t get the impression they didn’t like the drumming. They were more interested in the level of physicality/endurance it took to continue doing it.

  10. aardvark May 2,2016 8:25 pm

    Are A’s fans doing the tomahawk chop?! Can this please not become a thing?

    • sslinger May 3,2016 11:50 am || Up

      Hi aardvark!

      • aardvark May 3,2016 12:29 pm || Up

        Hey! How are things around here these days?

        • sslinger May 3,2016 1:17 pm || Up

          We’ve had a grover sighting and our first DoctorK of the season, so we’re rounding into form.

  11. lenscrafters May 2,2016 8:34 pm

    Graveman has such mediocre stuff and command. When is Alvarez ready?

    • andeux May 2,2016 8:47 pm || Up

      Sounds like he will make two more rehab starts.
      An offense that could score more than 1 run against equally mediocre pitching would also be nice.

      TINSTAAFK
      • lenscrafters May 2,2016 10:00 pm || Up

        I thought the offense might actually be decent at the beginning of the year but they are pretty bad.

        Last in the league in OBP and wRC+ is pretty shocking. It doesn’t help that those players also play horrid defense (last in the league in defensive runs).

        • lenscrafters May 2,2016 10:04 pm || Up

          And for the love of Ba’al, can they just fucking cut Butler already? If they’re not going to PH him for Coughlan in the 7th in such an obvious situation, then he’s just a total joke at this point.

          • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 6:57 am || Up

            Maybe Forst is just doing due diligence to make sure he can’t get a bag of balls for the guy before he cuts him.

            • Future Ed May 3,2016 7:03 am || Up

              i am hoping when valencia returns

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  12. mother pucker May 2,2016 8:48 pm

    Vince just said Aoki has hit in each of the 13 games in which he has played against Oakland. That surprises nobody.

  13. mother pucker May 2,2016 8:49 pm

    What is Melvin thinking in letting Graveman attempt a 4th trip through the order?

    • Soaker May 2,2016 9:04 pm || Up

      At some point the starting pitchers need to re-take the 6th and 7th innings from the bullpen.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Soaker May 2,2016 9:28 pm || Up

        I added this up. We’re one-sixth of the way through the season at 27 games and the starters have recorded 444 outs, or 16.444/game…basically 5-1/3 innings on average. Your bullpen isn’t going to be good for very long at that pace.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  14. mother pucker May 2,2016 9:03 pm

    After Khris khrushed that that Khanha gaff really hurts.

  15. andeux May 2,2016 9:52 pm

    quAlity teAse

    TINSTAAFK
  16. Soaker May 2,2016 9:52 pm

    As good a teAse as we’ll have all year…alas…

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed May 3,2016 5:55 am || Up

      but ends with a wimper

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • ptbnl May 3,2016 11:05 am || Up

        But at least no spillage:

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 12:03 pm || Up

          Oh this is genius.

          • ptbnl May 3,2016 12:04 pm || Up

            Genius would be figuring out an easy way to pass them between front-row seat holders.

            If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
            • Future Ed May 3,2016 12:09 pm || Up
              I have $5. No I don\'t.
            • batgirl May 3,2016 12:58 pm || Up

              Hey I already tried leaving a note for Ed taped under the seat, and they snuffed that out right quick. So good luck with that one!

  17. AV May 3,2016 12:26 pm

    been done before. only addition are the tactical puns. (is a “wall pass” a common term in english?)

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    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  18. Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 1:25 pm

    Extremely good Champions League semifinal happening now if you’re into that sort of thing.

    • AV May 3,2016 1:27 pm || Up

      yerp.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 1:28 pm || Up

        serious drama

      • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 1:36 pm || Up

        Simeone is out of his damn mind.

        • AV May 3,2016 1:38 pm || Up

          over the last weeks, i’ve come to the conclusion he’s… kind of an asshole.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV May 4,2016 8:10 am || Up

          putting it here because of the header portrait, a huge long article with so much in it. like moneyball if it’d been written by gramsci? some of the math seems iffy to me, though it doesn’t rely on math. the politics are fun. and the extended metaphor is an extended metaphor that seems to work, which can be easy to mistake for being true. that last part is where i’m still teetering and haven’t made up my mind.

          https://thesefootballtimes.co/2016/05/01/what-is-good-football-the-role-of-aesthetics-in-the-modern-game/

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • MikeV May 3,2016 1:42 pm || Up

      I might be biased from watching the matches against Barca, but I just really FKing don’t like the way Atletico plays.

      I don’t like bus parking.

      To be fair they didn’t do it too much against Bayern, even after going up.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

  19. Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 4:09 pm

    You’re never going to believe this but the Fiorina gambit didn’t work.

    • ptbnl May 3,2016 4:20 pm || Up

      When has it ever?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 5:36 pm || Up

        Hahahahahaha he’s dropping out. That “ticket” lasted less than a week.

        • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 6:14 pm || Up

          This is immediately after his speech.

          • Future Ed May 3,2016 7:38 pm || Up

            what is wrong with those people?

            I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • doctorK May 3,2016 7:48 pm || Up

            Jeez – not only is Cruz a terrible senator and a deplorable human being, but he also fails at hugging.

            • AV May 3,2016 8:04 pm || Up
              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 8:07 pm || Up

                They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

                • AV May 3,2016 8:10 pm || Up

                  oh thank god! i thought they were trying to appeal to the african-american vote.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Soaker May 3,2016 8:13 pm || Up

            While the GOP silliness has its amusing moments, I’m noticing something about Hillary Clinton, namely that nobody really likes her.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 8:25 pm || Up

              Mostly irrelevant, thanks to the GOP’s choice of standard bearer.

              • Soaker May 3,2016 8:30 pm || Up

                You Bay Areans forget what it’s like out here in the wild.

                What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 8:32 pm || Up

                  False! We never knew!

                • doctorK May 3,2016 8:37 pm || Up

                  I am still astounded that for the first time in my life, the is literally no one running for President that I would even considering voting for.

                • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 8:43 pm || Up
                • doctorK May 3,2016 8:47 pm || Up

                  Sad to say that he would be no worse than Trump.

                • andeux May 3,2016 8:48 pm || Up

                  That’s some quality spin about the guy he [allegedly] killed in Belize while “harnessing the medicinal properties” of plants there.

                  TINSTAAFK
                • Glorious Mundy May 3,2016 8:51 pm || Up

                  That story, with elements familiar to fans of both Jack London and Jack Kerouac, captured the public imagination and elevated McAfee even further into legend status

                • sslinger May 4,2016 12:00 am || Up

                  Wait, I thought Gary Johnson was the Libertarian nominee. Not so?

                • Glorious Mundy May 4,2016 9:28 am || Up

                  Not yet. Convention in a few weeks.

              • AV May 4,2016 8:28 am || Up

                *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • nevermoor May 4,2016 9:39 am || Up

                  She’s going to be a perfectly good president. Not Obama-level, but few are.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Glorious Mundy May 4,2016 10:03 am || Up

                  I struggle to see what makes her so “unlikeable” other than being an ambitious woman who has been in the public eye for a long time. I get people disagreeing with her on policy, or not finding her all that inspiring, but she is totally likeable to me on a personality level.

                • Future Ed May 4,2016 10:26 am || Up

                  yeah, this.

                  she is more hawkish than me, but everyone is

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • nevermoor May 4,2016 11:48 am || Up

                  Well, that and that she and Bill have been attacked for a solid 25 straight years by half the country, with any number of obvious lies being reported as differences of opinion.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • sslinger May 4,2016 12:15 pm || Up

                  Yeah, I was talking about this yesterday and I think this is a big part of it. Though she does tend to shift her opinions based on which way the wind is blowing – some call it a flip-flop, others adapting.

                • nevermoor May 4,2016 1:20 pm || Up

                  Sure. There’s some of that, and she’s definitely less slick at triangulating than Bill. (which is not, of course, and endorsement of triangulation).

                  But I think she’s well positioned to keep things in check and win unsexy marginal victories while Congress is impossible. And I also think she’d pass better policy than Bernie (in the sense that it’d be realistic) if she got a cooperative congress.

                  "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
                • Future Ed May 4,2016 7:03 pm || Up

                  she is more kerry like while shifting.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Glorious Mundy May 4,2016 1:24 pm || Up

                  What are the prime examples of her flip flops? I know she has adjusted a bit on some things, but that’s inevitable and completely untroubling to me in a politician. She seems pretty consistent in her core principles, which is what really matters.

                • Future Ed May 4,2016 7:06 pm || Up

                  honestly its just sexism. people/press want to think they can speak truth to power, but they can’t really. its very very hard. but for some reason, they feel like they can confront the woman who has power. i firmly believe Phil Rodam would have had a more deferential press corps.

                  I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • andeux May 4,2016 7:37 pm || Up

                  I don’t think it’s just sexism. Personality and charisma still matters a lot more than people want to admit, even for voters who are informed about issues. And, yeah, women are held to a somewhat different standard in that department, but I don’t think it’s that much different for her than for Gore or Kerry. They all lack the charisma of Bill or Obama (or Reagan, if you swing that way), and that gets translated into complaints about honesty or flip-flopping.

                  For me personally (as for you) her hawkishness on foreign policy is the real turn-off. Barbara Lee for President!

                  TINSTAAFK
                • AV May 5,2016 1:57 pm || Up

                  yesterday’s prime concerns is kinda alarming on all these topics.

                  —somewhat suggesting hill needs to take a bro pill, before the election becomes too much about male/female (something something voters’ lizard brain and T is the lizard king).

                  —they don’t say unlikeable; they do say liar (or nearly say liar, can’t remember if he walked it back). like there’s no there there anymore after all her political positionatin’.

                  —the basic outline of a moment in late capitalism that allows fascism to suddenly be “chosen.”

                  ick.

                  on the other hand, axelrod’s guest suggested that if elections act on a pendulum, and obama represents the nuanced careful leader that the populace is tired of and might swing toward T, then hillary herself is a more palatable step in the direction of hamfisting.

                  sigh.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
                • Glorious Mundy May 5,2016 2:07 pm || Up

                  You’re listening! Yay!

                  Prime Concerns was unsettling, but keep in mind that Andrew Sullivan is the king of the overreaction and premature freakout, and he has been hating on and occasionally smearing Hillary (and Bill) Clinton for more than 20 years now.

                • AV May 5,2016 4:33 pm || Up

                  yeah, i was wondering who the hell he was.

                  *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. Soaker May 3,2016 6:23 pm

    Researching in preparation for my A’s road trip in a few weeks, I find out that the Lakefront Brewery tour in Milwaukee includes four 6-oz tasters plus a coupon for another free beer which can be redeeemed at local restaurants…before 6 p.m. Plane lands at 1:20, brewery tour at 3, game at 7. There may not be too much reporting from that first night at Miller Park. I’m trying to decide if I want to do other brewery tours in Milwaukee the following day…or whether a ~100-mile each way drive to Lambeau Field and the Packers Hall of Fame would be worth it, just to say I’ve been there (suggestions of how to kill off a day in Milwaukee before a night game are welcome).

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • sslinger May 3,2016 6:34 pm || Up

      I hope you’re staying downtown – several of the bars there offer free shuttles to and from the game, all you have to do is have a drink. I think there are some bars in other neighborhoods that do this too. I think we did it from theMilwaukee Brat House.

      • Soaker May 3,2016 6:47 pm || Up

        No, I’ll be staying at a Best Western within walking distance of Miller Park. Downtown seemed to have $$$ hotel pricing so I opted for the convenience to the stadium. But, the Brat House is on the list of places to redeem the free beer coupon! The Cincinnati hotel is the combination downtown/ballpark stay, it’s in Covington KY but a walk across the bridge to the park there.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade May 3,2016 6:51 pm || Up

      I’ll try to remember to ask Milwaukee native brian.only when I see him at our softball game tomorrow.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  21. FreeSeatUpgrade May 3,2016 7:21 pm

    Between the Sharks game (1-1 mid-2nd period) and the Warriors (7:40 tip) the A’s aren’t going to win the screen time battle here tonight.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • lenscrafters May 3,2016 7:49 pm || Up

      Don’t worry, you’re not missing much.

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