Friday Night Fights 3.17, 18: Dig if you will the pitcher ← FREE KRAUT!

Friday Night Fights 3.17, 18: Dig if you will the pitcher 127

Sonny Gray pitches tonight, and it’s about fuckin time.  I don’t know why Bob doesn’t start this guy every other day.  It’s not like Sur Hillkampman the Hound is a better choice for anything but a Game of Thrones character name (and really, “Sonny Gray” works OK there too).  The true greats like Mathewson and McGinnity started upwards of 50 games a year or more and thrived.  Coddled young punks these days.

"Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."

127 thoughts on “Friday Night Fights 3.17, 18: Dig if you will the pitcher

  1. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 2:15 pm

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  2. Thunderbutt Apr 22,2016 3:19 pm

    I admit that the Torontoans scare me somewhat.

    There is always a score.
    • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 3:28 pm || Up

      lefties for sure.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 3:38 pm || Up

      Between injuries (Tulowitski and Saunders not playing today), bad starts (Martin, Goins, Pillar) and today an 80-game PED suspension (Chris Colabello), 5 through 9 in their lineup tonight is sort of underwhelming.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  3. nevermoor Apr 22,2016 3:54 pm

    22/30

    538 channeling its inner vox-y clickbait.

    "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  4. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 4:16 pm

    ibisv

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  5. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 4:17 pm

    2 outs wash. send em

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  6. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 4:18 pm

    Vogt early, Vogt often!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  7. doctorK Apr 22,2016 4:29 pm

    So I guess Colabello will have plenty of time to finish off that bottle of hooch he got last weekend.

  8. andeux Apr 22,2016 4:31 pm

    0 outs wash…

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 4:38 pm || Up

      Semi-serious: I wonder if Wash is subject to random drug testing.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  9. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 4:33 pm

    Bad Gags, Wash.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Apr 22,2016 7:51 pm || Up

      I’ve decided this was merely a motivational ploy by Wash. “We will score runs damnit. So hit more or youre all running!”

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 4:35 pm

    Getting off on the right foot, Coghlan!

  11. MikeV Apr 22,2016 4:36 pm

    cough drop!

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  12. doctorK Apr 22,2016 4:36 pm

    I’m starting to like this Coghlan dude.

  13. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 4:39 pm

    It’s deep…turn your head and Coghlan!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  14. andeux Apr 22,2016 4:44 pm

    That’s some good Sonny.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 4:45 pm || Up

      “No-hitter” doesn’t usually occur to me after two innings.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2016 4:46 pm || Up

        “21 strikeouts” either.

      • Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:04 pm || Up

        Well the first hit was definitely a clean one.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  15. Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2016 4:44 pm

    Sonny looks goooood tonight.

  16. Thunderbutt Apr 22,2016 4:44 pm

    Heh heh heh

    There is always a score.
  17. Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2016 4:48 pm

    Have those giant seams always been there, or is that a feature of the new turf they put in?

    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 4:52 pm || Up

      They’ve had some ugly-looking turf. For a while it looked like the Boston Garden basketball floor. I think this look has been there for a while, even before the all-dirt infield.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  18. andeux Apr 22,2016 4:55 pm

    Ha ha. Yay replay.

    TINSTAAFK
  19. mikeA Apr 22,2016 4:55 pm

    Didn’t realize they changed that rule. Terrible idea imo…

    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:01 pm || Up

      It’s the flip side of the new slide rule. I don’t like it either.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  20. Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:01 pm

    I don’t usually have to go out between innings to clear the snow off the satellite dish at this time of year. Sometimes we wake up to some fresh snow but not usually during the day. Must be a fun Friday afternoon on 80 and 50.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 5:06 pm || Up

      I saw a tweet yesterday from some weather boffin who thought there might be small tornadoes in the Sacramento region today, so I guess the snow is better.

    • ptbnl Apr 22,2016 10:49 pm || Up

      80 was shut down for a while, but mrs ptbnl got off onto Frontage just in time to miss getting stuck in the parking lot.

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  21. Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:11 pm

    Nice throwback Reddick bat slam there.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  22. andeux Apr 22,2016 5:19 pm

    Yay replay (x2)

    TINSTAAFK
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:20 pm || Up

      Evidently that’s not Angel Hernandez in New York.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 5:25 pm || Up

      Are replay officials allowed to look at things beyond the call? A’s appealed the call that the runner beat the ball to first. Could replay have said yeah, the ball beat the runner, but Alonso pulled his foot so runner is still safe?

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:23 pm || Up

        i think so

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:23 pm || Up

        the jays radio guys thought donaldson overslid, and the batter runner was out

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • Soaker Apr 22,2016 6:29 pm || Up

          I think the challenge was on the safe/out at first though. Donaldson’s slide looked fine.

          It amuses me that one of their radio sponsors is the car company Mazda, but it’s pronounced “Mazz-duh” rhyming with “jazz” rather than “Mahs-duh”.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • sslinger Apr 22,2016 6:34 pm || Up

            That sounds more like Sydney than Toronto.

            • Soaker Apr 22,2016 6:38 pm || Up

              As FSU knows you get a great education in the Canadian language when you go to Maui in the winter. “What time is it?” “It is a boat 3 o’clock.”

              What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 5:31 pm

    Man, the A’s are just hammering this guy.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  24. andeux Apr 22,2016 5:32 pm

    Sorry, Aaron Sanchez, you’ve been Chopped.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2016 5:33 pm || Up

      I was wondering why that name sounded so familiar!

  25. Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 5:38 pm

    I don’t know if any of you FKers play “Coco’s Fro Patrol” — I couldn’t when it came out because my phone was too old, but now I’ve upgraded and find it simple, but addictive, although not as much as Neko Atsume. The best thing is that Coco recorded a number of voice clips that play randomly, so now whenever I see the real Coco do something great I hear the game Coco in my head saying “LOVE this game!” or “Perfect!” or “I’ma FRO your mind!”.

  26. Soaker Apr 22,2016 5:48 pm

    64 pitches through 5 innings; I’m not sure any A’s starter including Gray has been below about 85 yet this year.

    However, I wish somebody would tell Sonny that the Andrew Luck neck beard look isn’t particularly flattering.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  27. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:20 pm

    fuck. sonny. don’t do that again

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  28. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:31 pm

    oh davis. pay attention

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:32 pm

    i can’t wait till tulowitski comes back

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  30. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:34 pm

    Khris davis, you owe us a run.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Thunderbutt Apr 22,2016 7:18 pm || Up

      Paid with interest.

      There is always a score.
      • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:21 pm || Up

        ” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  31. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:40 pm

    jesse should avoid vertical stripes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 6:55 pm || Up

      Adds to his deception.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:46 pm

    vendetti up. in pen. next inning?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  33. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:54 pm

    stop walking people

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 7:00 pm || Up

      and casting porosity

    • doctorK Apr 22,2016 7:01 pm || Up

      and making Justin Smoak look like a competent major league hitter.

  34. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 6:59 pm

    crap. an out please

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  35. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:01 pm

    i’m gibbons?

    PH with tulowiski, donaldson to catch

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 7:12 pm || Up

      LOL Darwin Barney, not Donaldson, is their emergency catcher.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  36. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:03 pm

    ……..

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  37. doctorK Apr 22,2016 7:03 pm

    THROW SOME FKING STRIKES

    • Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 7:04 pm || Up

      He did, unfortunately.

      • Soaker Apr 22,2016 7:05 pm || Up

        That was broken bat though. Walking Thole was just absurd.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • andeux Apr 22,2016 7:05 pm || Up

      It was Josh Thole for fk’s sake.

      TINSTAAFK
  38. batgirl Apr 22,2016 7:04 pm

    C’mon Doo one out please.

  39. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:05 pm

    oh for fks sake.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. lenscrafters Apr 22,2016 7:06 pm

    BoMel needs to stop using Doolittle like he’s one of the best pitchers in this pen. He’s not.

  41. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 7:07 pm

    OK, that’ll work. Barely. Nice 0-2 pitch by Doo.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  42. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:07 pm

    also, this means donaldson and bautista

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  43. andeux Apr 22,2016 7:13 pm

    K’mon Khris, make them pay.

    TINSTAAFK
  44. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 7:16 pm

    Klutch!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  45. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:18 pm

    and ozun made a lot of pitches. storen has kinda sucked

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Soaker Apr 22,2016 7:20 pm || Up

      Speaking of a lot of pitches, it’s not like Madson has a recent injury history or anything…

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  46. Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:27 pm

    well?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  47. Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 7:27 pm

    I’m glad to see the return of WIN EVERY CHALLENGE Bob.

  48. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 7:27 pm

    Ray’s homerism notwithstanding, that call should have been overturned.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 7:28 pm || Up

      jays radio was saying not enough evidence

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 7:31 pm || Up

        Close, but to me it was more clear than the overturn the A’s won earlier to get the double play.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Apr 22,2016 7:31 pm || Up

      Umps knew Comcast was eager to switch over the Sharks.

  49. doctorK Apr 22,2016 7:29 pm

    And we win another game that last year was a loss.

  50. Thunderbutt Apr 22,2016 7:29 pm

    Well, I do declare.

    There is always a score.
  51. Soaker Apr 22,2016 7:31 pm

    Thinking about how many of these 10-game East Coast road trips have ended in 2-8 calamity, 4-0 is pretty sweet.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  52. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 7:31 pm

    Victory!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  53. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 8:09 pm

    Great start for the Sharks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Apr 22,2016 9:25 pm || Up

      I would suggest they might actually try winning a faceoff in their own end once in a while.

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 9:28 pm || Up

        Second period didn’t go so good.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  54. Glorious Mundy Apr 22,2016 8:15 pm

    First place!

    • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 8:32 pm || Up

      yeah, but lefty tomorrow. JA happ. kryptonite.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 9:30 pm || Up

        Nope. Hitting’s infectious. Butler’s going yard tomorrow.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Apr 22,2016 9:45 pm || Up

          (he meant to say “Butler’s going to Yard House tomorrow.”)

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  55. mikeA Apr 22,2016 9:00 pm
    • Future Ed Apr 22,2016 9:12 pm || Up

      preseason favorites

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 22,2016 9:29 pm || Up

      Heh heh.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  56. mother pucker Apr 22,2016 10:52 pm

    Sharks win!

    • nevermoor Apr 25,2016 9:43 am || Up

      Figures the only game I watched end to end was the only loss.

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  57. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2016 9:52 am

    So, Melvin wants Canha in left today, which means Davis has to be DH, which means Butler starts at first, which makes no sense whatsoever.

  58. Future Ed Apr 23,2016 10:22 am

    5 strikes

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2016 7:21 pm || Up

      4. still

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Future Ed Apr 23,2016 10:22 am

    that was fucking bullshit.

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  60. Future Ed Apr 23,2016 10:24 am

    dammit. its going to be one of those days

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  61. Future Ed Apr 23,2016 10:27 am

    that should be three outs

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  62. Future Ed Apr 23,2016 10:39 am

    the first batter was struck out twice on curveballs not called according to the blue jays K zone.

    frustrating.

    where is ladendorff?

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  63. Soaker Apr 23,2016 10:55 am

    Might as well get all the suck out of the way on a Butler day, although Surkamp vs. the Jays is not especially propitious.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  64. Soaker Apr 23,2016 12:59 pm

    I figure this is something like “Hey Josh, remember in the bar in Baltimore last year when I was hitting on the blonde chick and you cut in and ended up taking her to your room?” BOOM

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Apr 23,2016 6:35 pm || Up

      hitting davis is bullshit, though

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  65. Glorious Mundy Apr 23,2016 1:25 pm

    Bassitt is definitely leading the “be replaced by Henderson Alvarez” race. This is assuming Surkamp has already been replaced by Hahn.

    • Soaker Apr 24,2016 9:29 am || Up

      The last time Rich Hill started more than 4 games in MLB was 2009 (13 with Baltimore). He doesn’t have that many starts or even innings pitched as a reliever in the minors over that stretch either. His scheduled start Tuesday would be his fifth this season. I expect Hill to be part of any solution to a pitching surplus.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

Leave a Reply