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What I expect from Melvin:
Gray
Hahn
Hill
Bassitt
graveman

doolittle
Madson
Axford
hendrix
Rzepczynski
dubront
rodriguez

Burns
Lowrie
reddick
valencia
Vogt
Davis
Alonso
Butler
Semien

Crisp
Coghlan
Canha
Phegley

I assume once fuld comes back, Canha gets optioned. Henderson Alverez gets swapped for the loser of Bassitt/graveman.

I would rather see Dull than dubront. I would rather have ladendorff than crisp.I would rather have crips than butler.

I would rather have lambo/smolinski/maxwell than bulter.pretty much I don’t want butler.

Anyway, we’ve had one thread for the entire spring. time for something new nn1

139 thoughts on “rosterbaiting 2016 spring edition

  1. Future Ed Mar 27,2016 9:44 am

    bute is such a drag. he has no flexibility. without him, you could go three catchers and have vogt spell reddick and alonso, or have better bats like smolinski and lambo.

    I am not saying this is an 90 win team without him, but a much more enjoyable one

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. andeux Mar 27,2016 9:53 am

    Slusser (presumably channeling Beane/Forst/Melvin) says Hahn could be send down, with Doubront moving into the rotation and Dull taking the last bullpen slot. Disappointing, because I think Hahn has the biggest upside of our non-Gray starters, but I guess there is something really not right with his command right now.

    I hate to say it, but we might need Sogard (instead of Canha, I guess). They keep calling Coghlan a “superutility guy” but he’s barely played in the IF at all in the majors (17 games at 2B, 11 at 3B, almost 500 in the OF). Not sure that’s good enough for our only backup infielder, especially given that Valencia/Semien/Lowrie is already a bad defensive infield.

    Agree about Butler.

    TINSTAAFK
    • Future Ed Mar 27,2016 12:12 pm || Up

      and hill has been shitty.

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 11:23 am || Up

      I’m all for letting Hahn work out his issues in Nashville, but FKing Doubront? No thanks.

      • Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2016 12:42 pm || Up

        Oh well.

        • Future Ed Mar 29,2016 12:46 pm || Up

          this just guarantees Dubront will be the starter for every game I go to

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • nevermoor Mar 29,2016 5:52 pm || Up

            There goes my fantasy team…

            "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
  3. lenscrafters Mar 27,2016 11:28 am

    This roster has a lot of issues but whatever, I’m ready for the season to start.

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 27,2016 1:56 pm

    Henderson Alvarez, AL Cy Young 2016.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • ptbnl Mar 27,2016 6:40 pm || Up

      Maui wowie?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 27,2016 11:49 pm || Up

        Reputation notwithstanding, I have not smelled even a passing whiff in the air here.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. Glorious Mundy Mar 27,2016 10:05 pm

    I’m ready for the rotation to be very shaky. It’s the looming defensive disaster that is really going to eat my soul.

    • MikeV Mar 27,2016 10:07 pm || Up

      Hi i’m sorry are you implying Canha is not a CF pls rspond.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 12:32 pm || Up
      • colin Mar 28,2016 12:36 pm || Up

        I have an irrational belief that Semien will be only slightly-below average defensively this year. I think it helps that I live on the east coast and don’t see many televised A’s games.

        • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 12:53 pm || Up

          A lot of talk out there about him being more solid once he started working with Wash, but I was too numb by then to have registered a difference.

  6. Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 11:24 am

    Since we’re rosterbating…

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 11:32 am || Up

      Holy moly, Swish is owed $15 million this year.

      • colin Mar 28,2016 11:44 am || Up

        (which the Indians are on the hook for)

        • Glorious Mundy Mar 28,2016 11:47 am || Up

          wait, seriously? Like, even if we pick him up they are paying the tab?

        • colin Mar 28,2016 11:53 am || Up

          Wait, I misread it. The Indians are sending $15M to the Braves to pay for the combination of Swisher and Bourn — who have $29M combined salary for 2016.

      • colin Mar 28,2016 11:46 am || Up

        If Swish doesn’t play at all this year, his four year contract with the Indians will work out to $56M for -0.2 WAR, which is a Butler-ian level of badness.

    • Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 11:21 am || Up

      My god, Frenchy beat him out for a roster spot!

  7. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 28,2016 11:27 pm

    Saw Dan Haren at the pool of my hotel in Maui today.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  8. Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2016 10:23 am

    Oh, for sure.

  9. Future Ed Mar 29,2016 11:06 am

    “I think Bassitt is going to bonify himself as a top-of-the-rotation starter,”

    ok stephan

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • andeux Mar 29,2016 11:30 am || Up

      Bonify!
      Might have to start slipping that into conversations.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Mar 29,2016 12:11 pm || Up

        he has been watching too many cohen brothers movies on the bus

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2016 11:36 am || Up

      Jane Lee is really cranking out the wishcasting pieces this spring.

      • andeux Mar 31,2016 10:24 am || Up
        TINSTAAFK
        • ptbnl Mar 31,2016 10:38 am || Up

          I’m with her right up to the last word of the headline.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
        • Future Ed Mar 31,2016 10:51 am || Up

          dropped to 6th or 7th? off the bench? like after doolittle bats?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
        • colin Mar 31,2016 7:41 pm || Up

          Butler grounded into 26 double plays last year, tied for second most in the Majors, and the adjustments he’s incorporated into his swing to fix such issues extend to his hands.

          Makes it sound like 26 GIDP was an aberration for him, except that he’s averaged 23.3 GIDP over his eight-year career and he led the league with 32 in 2010 and again with 28 in 2013.

          • 5Aces Mar 31,2016 8:58 pm || Up

            So it sounds like 26 was an aberration and we can expect more this year. gulp…

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  10. AV Mar 29,2016 6:42 pm

    why can’t i post in the academic thread? now i have to post here. i’m… touching baseball.

    hi.

    nice to see the trio of you FKers yesterday. IT DIDN’T MAKE THE DATE AWKWARD AT ALL. it didn’t. but if any of you saw her butt, let me know. i forgot too check. totally out of practice.

    out of practice here too, i think. um… some games today. messi scored. he was still sad because it was an unearned penalty, and he got his two freekicks skillfully blocked.

    *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Future Ed Mar 29,2016 6:47 pm || Up

      so confused

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • AV Mar 29,2016 6:53 pm || Up

        me too.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • ptbnl Mar 29,2016 8:49 pm || Up

          We were actually a quartet of FKers (that was mikeA with us).

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • AV Mar 30,2016 1:22 pm || Up

            didn’t recognize him with hair.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • andeux Mar 29,2016 6:48 pm || Up

      Ay Vee!

      Those were posts from our resident spammer, which get deleted quickly.

      Good to see you too.
      In the future, you can just pretend not to know us.

      TINSTAAFK
      • Future Ed Mar 29,2016 6:51 pm || Up

        tell your date to call the cops. makes a great story

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2016 8:46 pm || Up

        Great to see AV back, but is no one going to answer the butt question?

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • ptbnl Mar 29,2016 8:47 pm || Up

          She had one.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2016 8:53 pm || Up

            Vacation on the beaches of Maui has attuned me to this field of study.

            "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • AV Mar 30,2016 1:11 pm || Up

        actually, i was about to pretend to know somebody else and there you guys were… “i’m not smart myself but i know lots of really smart people.” [scans room] “see those guys counting cards over there?”

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • Glorious Mundy Mar 29,2016 7:48 pm || Up

      AV!

      Paraguay – Brazil was good but I won’t spoil it because I love you.

      • AV Mar 30,2016 1:08 pm || Up

        just finished it. glad things are back to normal. they played completely backwards against uruguay. scored the *first* minute and slowly gave the game away…

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Glorious Mundy Mar 30,2016 1:13 pm || Up

          They not only LMBed it for the draw, they damn near LMBed the win right after that.

          • AV Mar 30,2016 1:20 pm || Up

            pretty sure the brazilian landmass shifted south-west a little, when the populace tried to body-english that one in.

            and i hope you caught the broadcast with ian ray hudson. hilarious involuntary screaming at all the right moments.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • sslinger Mar 29,2016 10:43 pm || Up

      I would love to have heard you tell her how you know us: well, you see, there was this blog, and then there was a schism, and then…

      • AV Mar 30,2016 1:15 pm || Up

        yep, top-two first-date topics: how many siblings do you have? are your most embarrassing flame wars still public and easily googleable?

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  11. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 29,2016 10:46 pm

    Per an email the A’s sent earlier today, you can get $10 off Field Level tix for any April game, including Opening Day, by using the online coupon code “April”. The Coliseum is gonna be mighty empty this year, methinks.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  12. FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 30,2016 12:42 am

    Everyone who has ever been to a concert should read this, it is amazing.

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-deranged-true-story-of-heavy-metal-parking-lot-the-1758026762

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  13. colin Mar 30,2016 1:24 pm

    Paging David Forst!!

  14. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 11:10 am

    Yo AV, did you get Copa Centenario tickets yet? The prices they are asking are out of control.

    • AV Mar 31,2016 4:03 pm || Up

      got 1 for argentina-chile. ~$150 for 1st row of 2nd deck, behind the end and close to the corner, strategically picked to see messi coming toward me in a glorious, scoring run from his right side toward goal, if i get lucky on which 45 i get behind which team. it was the last seat available in that row. the advantage of going alone.

      that’s my safety. i’m waiting for someone with maybe an in for a 4-game set to get back to me. but i’m pretty happy with what i got.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
    • AV Apr 1,2016 11:45 am || Up

      the 1st row of 2nd deck is the same price as last row of 4th deck? odd.

      you should go to the opener. yeah, not cheap. but not horrible if you think of it as saving thousands on airfare and hotel if you had to travel to see your favorite team in a major event.

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 11:52 am || Up

        My favorite team isn’t worth the money these days. But Colombia is so I’ll probably still go.

        • AV Apr 1,2016 12:08 pm || Up

          no, i meant the warriors. when they go en masse to see messi.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • sslinger Apr 3,2016 11:26 pm || Up

            Hey, we thought of Basketball Messi first!

    • AV Apr 8,2016 4:02 pm || Up

      barça sent a letter to the CBF saying that they’re not releasing neymar for the CA centenario because he won’t get a month’s rest if he’s also playing in the olympics. messi’s not playing in the olys.

      :(

      http://globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/selecao-brasileira/noticia/2016/04/cbf-recebe-carta-do-barca-mas-nao-desiste-de-ter-neymar-na-copa-america.html

      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • MikeV Apr 8,2016 4:11 pm || Up

        Isn’t the CA a fifa recognized tournament? I thought they couldn’t keep him.

        They can deny Olympics because it’s u23.

        And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

        Thanks, and go As.

        • Glorious Mundy Apr 8,2016 4:29 pm || Up

          That’s right, but they’re willing to release him for one or the other but not both. So I think they’re saying if he plays CA he can’t play in the Olympics.

          Brazil needs that medalha de ouro, so easy choice for them.

          • AV Apr 8,2016 4:38 pm || Up

            refresh, AV.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Apr 8,2016 4:37 pm || Up

          you’re right. but i’m gathering that since they can deny the olys, and brazil wants neymar for the home crowd, that the threat from barça is to pull him from the olys if brazil lets him play CA.

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  15. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 11:18 am
    • doctorK Mar 31,2016 11:22 am || Up

      The surgery, performed by team orthopedist Dr. Jon Dickinson in San Francisco, was described technically as a debridement of the right elbow.

      Not in the article: As he made the incision, Dr. Dickinson was heard to say, “For the Watch”.

      • Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 11:51 am || Up

        Debridement sounds more like something the Boltons would be into.

        • ptbnl Mar 31,2016 12:17 pm || Up

          In cahoots with Walder Frey.

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  16. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 12:05 pm
  17. andeux Mar 31,2016 7:26 pm

    A’s in midseason LOB form.

    TINSTAAFK
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Mar 31,2016 7:50 pm || Up

      Bob’s blah LOB Lob Blog.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  18. andeux Mar 31,2016 7:49 pm

    Semien in midseason fielding form.

    TINSTAAFK
  19. MikeV Mar 31,2016 7:53 pm

    Everybody point and laugh at Boston.

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

  20. bear88 Mar 31,2016 8:52 pm

    It’s been a long time since I have been so meh about an upcoming A’s season. Watching tonight’s preseason game has not altered my mood. I can’t even bring myself to read up on things, even though Bassitt was OK, but not great, when I watched. But any starting rotation that includes Doubront just loses my interest immediately.

    • MikeV Mar 31,2016 9:18 pm || Up

      Quakes play Saturday. I’m stoked.

      And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

      Thanks, and go As.

      • AV Apr 1,2016 11:46 am || Up

        oh hey, me too!!

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • AV Apr 1,2016 12:09 pm || Up

          ooh, anniversary day! ARE CLASH JERSEYS AVAILABLE?

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
          • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 12:11 pm || Up

            I still want one of these. They gave them out to season ticket holders a couple of years ago.

            • AV Apr 1,2016 12:15 pm || Up

              that’s pretty nice.

              and to answer my question, first 10K get a clash tee.

              *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
              • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2016 12:38 pm || Up

                London Calling or Sandinista?

                "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
          • MikeV Apr 1,2016 2:37 pm || Up

            Shirseys, apparently.

            Also $30 Clash scarves AND YES I’M GOING TO BUY ONE WHATEVER

            And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

            Thanks, and go As.

  21. Glorious Mundy Mar 31,2016 9:33 pm

    Butler scored from first on a triple. He really is in better shape.

    • ptbnl Mar 31,2016 10:33 pm || Up

      Bounced around the bases?

      If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2016 11:49 am

    Hey guys Monday is Opening Day w00t! Anyone going?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Future Ed Apr 1,2016 12:01 pm || Up

      i have no ticket, but could be persuaded to tailgate

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2016 12:40 pm || Up

        I assume they’ll enforce “directed parking” again, making location planning impossible. I’ll be small-scale grilling from wherever they make me park.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • sslinger Apr 4,2016 10:36 am || Up

          And then straight to the WSC to watch your Tar Heels?

          We’re not going tonight but on Tuesday – anyone else going then?

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 12:07 pm || Up

      Front row!

  23. Future Ed Apr 1,2016 12:07 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 12:09 pm || Up

      Agree. I am against pranking in all it’s forms, and especially corporate-sponsored pranking about a dude’s very livelihood.

    • batgirl Apr 1,2016 12:43 pm || Up

      That is so mean!! I really hate pranks.

  24. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 12:24 pm

    Gut remodel

    • andeux Apr 1,2016 12:31 pm || Up

      Did they go with an open concept?

      TINSTAAFK
      • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 12:34 pm || Up

        The whole space just flows better now. Perfect for dinner parties.

    • Future Ed Apr 1,2016 12:31 pm || Up

      i mean, everybody loves marble, but i would have gone with slate after the grese fire

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • 5Aces Apr 1,2016 2:14 pm || Up

      I’m sorry, if I’m that guy I have to change my name to Dr El Attach.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 1,2016 2:48 pm || Up

        El being short for Elbow.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 3:30 pm || Up

          I always thought it ironic that Dr. Albo worked for the Warriors and Raiders, and not the A’s.

          • 5Aces Apr 1,2016 4:53 pm || Up

            Asn a kid we used to drive by the offices of a Dr Ramalho. My parents said if their was ever someone who should have been a gynecologist it was him. I didnt get it…

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  25. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 1:17 pm

    Of all the terrible things the A’s did last year, the worst may be not playing Zobrist at short enough for him to keep fantasy eligibility there, thus ruining my team’s positional flexibility.

  26. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 2:08 pm

    Oh boy…

    • Glorious Mundy Apr 15,2017 2:43 pm || Up

      Just over a year in, and he’s already back in his two comfort zones: crapping on Clintons and justasking whether blacks are inferior

  27. Future Ed Apr 1,2016 2:16 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 2:23 pm || Up

      an interesting club with an expanding talent base

      That’s an improvement over last year at least.

      • 5Aces Apr 1,2016 4:55 pm || Up

        Butler has been expanding yearly.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • Future Ed Apr 1,2016 7:17 pm || Up

          AND BILLY IS GETTING LAAAAAARGERRRR

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • 5Aces Apr 1,2016 8:27 pm || Up

            Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Future Ed Apr 1,2016 3:27 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  29. Glorious Mundy Apr 1,2016 5:01 pm

    Three games on Sunday? R.I.P. Opening Day.

  30. Future Ed Apr 1,2016 7:31 pm

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • doctorK Apr 1,2016 7:37 pm || Up

      I hope he goes 0-4 with three strickouts.

      • 5Aces Apr 1,2016 8:28 pm || Up

        And a great stop and throw that sails over firstbase.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  31. Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2016 10:38 am
    • andeux Apr 2,2016 10:58 am || Up

      Meanwhile in Denver.
      Harborside Coliseum has a nice ring to it.

      TINSTAAFK
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2016 11:46 am || Up

        Mile High, at sea level.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • sslinger Apr 3,2016 11:39 pm || Up

        I called it five years ago!

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2016 11:48 am || Up

      I haven’t followed the fortunes of overstock.com, but I can’t imagine they got much value out of their deal with the Coliseum.

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  32. lenscrafters Apr 2,2016 1:12 pm

    Doubront is throwing 85 with poor control. This should go well.

    • lenscrafters Apr 2,2016 1:23 pm || Up

      And he’s out after 1. Definitely an injury issue.

      • andeux Apr 2,2016 1:43 pm || Up

        Hahn was optioned on the 29th, so I think if Doubront is hurt they could carry an extra position player for the first four games and then recall Hahn on the 8th.

        TINSTAAFK
        • Glorious Mundy Apr 2,2016 1:53 pm || Up

          I say let Hahn get his shit together in Nashville and call up Manaea for the Seattle start.

          EDIT: Or I guess just Surkamp…

        • 5Aces Apr 2,2016 3:10 pm || Up

          And with Keebs maybe heading to the DL we are starting off great. But on the plus side it’s a roster spot for TLoSF!! (how Fuld is a plus side to anything is beyond me, but it sounded nice..)

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  33. andeux Apr 2,2016 1:47 pm

    Khrushed.

    TINSTAAFK
  34. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2016 5:22 pm

    Let’s go Heels!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. Future Ed Apr 2,2016 5:33 pm

    sogard and dubront going down doesn’t seem like adversity

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2016 6:04 pm || Up

      Adversi-tunity, more like!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  36. FreeSeatUpgrade Apr 2,2016 8:54 pm

    Carolina hasn’t played for the title on the same night the A’s opened at home since 1993 (time shout out to Dogfather). In 05 and 09 the A’s opened on the road. This should be fun (vomits).

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  37. andeux Apr 3,2016 12:52 pm
    TINSTAAFK
  38. Future Ed Apr 3,2016 5:17 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Glorious Mundy Apr 4,2016 11:19 am || Up

      Re Pinder:

      there’s no reason why this guy can’t play a major league shortstop

      Wish I could say the same about the guy currently playing it.

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