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The 2015 World Series, or, How Yoenis Céspedes Became One Hella Rich Cuban 133

Since Céspedes participated in his first Home Run Derby in 2013 it’s been obvious that he loves the bright lights. Well, here’s his chance under the brightest. Keep Bob Geren from whispering too many of his brilliant ideas in Terry Collins’ ear and the Amazins would seem to have a pretty good chance of bringing home their third World Championship.

A few single-Series records Céspedes could challenge:

Home Runs: 5 (Reggie 1977 and Utley 2009)
RBI: 12 (Richardson 1960)
Total Bases: 25 (Reggie 1977 and Stargell 1979)
OPS: 2.433 (Gehrig 1928)

All first pitches are scheduled for 5:07 Pacific. Weather at Kaufmann Stadium and Citi Field looks mostly decent, for the first five games anyway.

133 thoughts on “The 2015 World Series, or, How Yoenis Céspedes Became One Hella Rich Cuban

  1. batgirl Oct 27,2015 5:02 pm

    Ew what was that creepy “disguising the identity of a witness” voiceover?

  2. Thunderbutt Oct 27,2015 5:12 pm

    FK KC

    There is always a score.
    • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:20 pm || Up

      I like the cut of your jib.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Jennifer Oct 27,2015 5:24 pm || Up

        I feel like these are personal attacks on me.

        • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:26 pm || Up

          If I had had to create the thread I was going to say “since everyone here EXCEPT JENNIFER wants the Mets to win…”

          But no dear, we all love you still and understand your small imperfections. (If I lived right by them I might feel the same, who knows?)

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
          • mikeA Oct 27,2015 5:28 pm || Up

            I’m rooting for the Royals, as I have been all playoffs. I’ve liked them for years, don’t really care about them beating the A’s/having a team full of murderous psychopaths/etc. I like the laundry.

            • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:32 pm || Up

              Fair enough-all the better I didnt make the post.

              Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
              • andeux Oct 27,2015 5:33 pm || Up

                Let’s just stick with FK KC then.

                TINSTAAFK
                • Soaker Oct 27,2015 5:37 pm || Up

                  If the A’s can’t ever win the thing then the Royals need to be the Buffalo Bil…oops never mind.

                  What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
                • andeux Oct 27,2015 5:45 pm || Up

                  Better to not go there Soaker.

                  TINSTAAFK
            • Future Ed Oct 28,2015 11:58 am || Up

              i will root for powder blue laundry if it were pants too.

              I have $5. No I don\'t.
  3. Soaker Oct 27,2015 5:17 pm

    The Fox telecast is on a huge delay. SiriusXM already has a several-second delay, and I’m having to delay the Mets broadcast by about 15 additional seconds to sync it. They must be afraid Harold Reynolds is going to say something REALLY offensive.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  4. Soaker Oct 27,2015 5:18 pm

    Oh brother, that was not a scintillating start.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  5. batgirl Oct 27,2015 5:20 pm

    Oh boy what was that.

  6. 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:20 pm

    I was about to come in and predict La Potencia as MVP. An inside the park HR without a throw home even makes me hedge that bet.

    Sure there is a whole series to come back from that, but it sure felt like a harbinger at Casa de Aces. Hope Im wrong.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  7. ptbnl Oct 27,2015 5:23 pm

    For those of us on the 51 bus, wtf happened?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:26 pm || Up

      1st pitch, fastball right down Broadway hit to deep CF. Cespy kicked it and it turned into a stand up inside-the-park HR.

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2015 5:29 pm || Up

        And then threw him out at 5th, I assume.

    • mikeA Oct 27,2015 5:27 pm || Up

      Cespedes did that thing where he horribly boots the ball so he can throw someone out, but this time, it was on the fly, and it bounced too far away for him to throw it.

      • Jennifer Oct 27,2015 5:30 pm || Up

        I want to +1 every comment you’ve made tonight.

        • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:33 pm || Up

          Get a room…

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
        • mikeA Oct 27,2015 5:37 pm || Up

          But you just left that one comment? Wow, that’s really lazy.

  8. Jennifer Oct 27,2015 5:38 pm

    KC news is reporting Edinson Volquez’s father died and Edinson doesn’t know. Uhhh.

    • Glorious Mundy Oct 27,2015 5:41 pm || Up

      That’s terrible.

      • Jennifer Oct 27,2015 5:49 pm || Up

        There are now conflicting reports about whether or not he knows

      • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 5:52 pm || Up

        Yeah. I dont know how I feel about that. Should he pitch, should he be told if he doesnt know? Guess Im just glad I have no hand in any of it and prayers to his family.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:11 pm || Up

        ESPN says Volquez knows. Poor guy.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Soaker Oct 27,2015 6:20 pm || Up

          Sometimes it’s a relief if it’s inevitable and life is pointlessly being extended. When my brother informed me that Mom had died I wasn’t sad, just went about my business which would have included even pitching a regular season game if that were my job, not to mention a World Series game. I don’t buy the “he wasn’t told” story; nobody is that callous.

          What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Oct 27,2015 6:02 pm || Up

      Also it sounds like Zobrist’s wife is right at nine months. She said “I might not tell him I’m in labor” but Ben said “I would go”. I can never figure out why ballplayers don’t take preventive measures from about early December to early February.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • James V. Oct 28,2015 8:23 am || Up

        He did get traded to the A’s in January, so he probably figured he was safe for a late October delivery.

  9. MikeV Oct 27,2015 6:00 pm

    Something I think is a really good idea is to have your elite defensive CF on the bench and your reasonably good defensive LF play in CF where he sucks because dammit YOU NEED KELLY JOHNSON IN THERE AT DH (batting 9th)

    And I have to say: mikev is one of my favorite people on here -slusser.

    Thanks, and go As.

    • Future Ed Oct 28,2015 12:01 pm || Up

      pretend I plus one everything that you say in this thread

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  10. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:14 pm

    Has Fox made no mention of the Volquez story?

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:18 pm || Up

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  11. Jennifer Oct 27,2015 6:19 pm

    TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

    • Soaker Oct 27,2015 6:22 pm || Up

      Mets radio guys say the game is being delayed and have no idea what the reason is.

      Now saying if the video feed is out they couldn’t review a dubious call.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  12. andeux Oct 27,2015 6:20 pm

    Way to go Fox.

    TINSTAAFK
    • andeux Oct 27,2015 6:25 pm || Up

      On the plus side, we’re getting several minutes without Joe Buck.

      TINSTAAFK
  13. Jennifer Oct 27,2015 6:25 pm

    Way to go, Fox.

  14. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:30 pm

    So Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds are off the air? The Series is looking up.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:31 pm || Up

      Refresh etc etc

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  15. 5Aces Oct 27,2015 6:37 pm

    The international feed features:

    -People running the bases backwards (UK feed only)
    -British boner commercials “Ello Guvner, got ta bit o’ a problem with yer Willy?”

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  16. Jennifer Oct 27,2015 6:38 pm

    Someone at Fox is getting fired tonight.

    • Soaker Oct 27,2015 6:39 pm || Up

      Are you still on 56K dial-up? Good grief Missouri, join the rest of us in the 21st century.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • Jennifer Oct 27,2015 6:41 pm || Up

        They probably have Google Fiber in that area.

        • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 6:43 pm || Up

          Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  17. 5Aces Oct 27,2015 6:42 pm

    Can we get the Asian feed where everyone must do extreme batflips?

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  18. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 6:57 pm

    Cespedes is a much better runner going in straight lines.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  19. 5Aces Oct 27,2015 7:04 pm

    I hope someone in NYC is going to milk Marlin’s man for everything he has.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  20. 5Aces Oct 27,2015 8:03 pm

    And the first appearance of #teamdynamite in the series!

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
    • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 8:12 pm || Up

      #trueathletic

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 8:20 pm || Up

        I’m offended that youtube does not have a clip somewhere of my favorite Roger Dorn line to link to right now. (That I also stole for CY25 so long ago).

        But lets see if this works:

        At least he didnt spike himself.

        Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  21. Englishmajor Oct 27,2015 8:29 pm

    Christ, what a team of assholes.

    • Englishmajor Oct 27,2015 8:34 pm || Up

      (And I don’t hate them because they beat the A’s. I hate them because they failed to beat the Giants.)

  22. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 27,2015 8:32 pm

    Every time, I think this is the time those goddamn Royal fuckfaces don’t come from behind. Every time, I prepare to revel in their disappointed faces. I even debased myself and rooted for the fucking Mets. Goddamnit.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • 5Aces Oct 27,2015 8:37 pm || Up

      Football FSU, Sunday is inching ever closer…

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
      • Soaker Oct 27,2015 10:09 pm || Up

        This game is inching ever closer to Sunday.

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Jennifer Oct 27,2015 10:57 pm || Up

          I told my dad they had Edinson’s dad’s funeral already. I’m a sick bitch.

  23. Thunderbutt Oct 27,2015 9:19 pm

    Oh Familia, you’re breaking my heart.

    There is always a score.
  24. mother pucker Oct 27,2015 9:40 pm

    That would have been rather nerve-racking, if one were to actually give a flying fuck, that is.

    • Thunderbutt Oct 27,2015 11:24 pm || Up

      Would have been a great game, except for who ended up winning.

      Their fans are insufferable. They don’t deserve this.

      There is always a score.
      • doctorK Oct 28,2015 9:14 am || Up

        Last year I wanted them to win, because they had such nice, passionate fans. Then I remembered that these nice, passionate fans are also Chiefs fans, so FK them.

  25. bear88 Oct 27,2015 10:35 pm

    After a postseason where I felt like I didn’t know many of the players, there were a lot of familiar ones in this game. I was actually pulling for the Royals in this game, mostly because I figure the Mets have big advantages in the next couple of games.

    I still like baseball, and several of the individual players. Good for Chris Young.

  26. Kay Temple Kirk Oct 28,2015 2:47 pm

    I saw the BED signal lit up in a passing cloud amd I came as fast as I could.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  27. Kay Temple Kirk Oct 28,2015 2:48 pm

    Doc Brown AND Monkeyball REFUSE to tell me what year this is, so I gotta assume it’s 2016.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
  28. Kay Temple Kirk Oct 28,2015 2:50 pm

    Fucking Giants. Fucking Trump. Fucking Too-Big-To-Fail-II.

    \"Weren\'t you already aware the Kay is already writing everyone\'s story? We\'re all just characters who believe we are real. Things make more sense now, don\'t they. Be honest.\"- DMOAS
    • Bed Oct 28,2015 3:06 pm || Up

      Kay posts…Oz posts…all we need now is a sirbed post and the band is back together.

      But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Oct 28,2015 3:07 pm

    Royals vs Mets…I predict the team that wears blue will win.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Oct 28,2015 3:20 pm

    I’m pulling for the Royals I guess. I’ve never been more wrong about a team as I thought Dayton Moore was dumber than dirt. I do love the stadium and this will make a lot of my college friends happy.

    But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Oct 28,2015 5:15 pm

    I’m trying to come up with the most boring World Series matchup possible and my winner is Mariners vs Brewers.

    But seriously, folks...
  32. Jennifer Oct 28,2015 6:24 pm

    Alex Rodriguez doesn’t know how far away home plate is from the pitcher’s mound.

  33. Soaker Oct 28,2015 7:39 pm

    The Mutts are acting like they want to make sure this thing ends in a sweep.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  34. Future Ed Oct 28,2015 9:07 pm
    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • batgirl Oct 29,2015 9:57 am || Up

      Ew why did you make me click that?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 29,2015 11:14 am || Up

        On the list of A’s failings we can now add their inability to identify and secure a Fosse-in-waiting.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  35. andeux Oct 29,2015 11:21 am

    Bud Black -> Nationals
    Mattingly -> Marlins
    Andy Green (who?) -> Padres

    And Alex Anthopoulos out as Toronto GM, after their first playoff season in 22 years.

    TINSTAAFK
    • nevermoor Oct 29,2015 11:58 am || Up

      Want. Know we won’t get (apparently he wants to be sole GM)

      "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want"
    • andeux Nov 3,2015 10:41 am || Up

      Bud Black Dusty Baker -> Nationals

      TINSTAAFK
      • doctorK Nov 3,2015 10:57 am || Up

        Goodbye, Steven Strasburg, it was nice knowing you.

  36. batgirl Oct 30,2015 11:42 am

    Soaker, you may have a new player to follow on the links…

  37. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2015 5:22 pm

    Oh, look, the Mets are losing already. Fucking useless NL losers.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Englishmajor Oct 30,2015 5:45 pm || Up

      So Bob won’t get to sniff a ring?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2015 5:49 pm || Up

        Euphemistically, perhaps.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  38. FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 30,2015 6:01 pm

    The Royals are the last ones who should complain about a pitcher throwing inside to them. What a bunch of dickheads.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • colin Oct 31,2015 5:17 am || Up

      Yep. My wife and I were watching the game and she didn’t understand why I’ve been hating the Royals so much. Their response to that first inside pitch reminded me.

  39. Soaker Oct 30,2015 7:02 pm

    So baseball has halftime now, complete with multiple commercial breaks. Way to take a great cause and pound it into the ground.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
  40. Soaker Oct 30,2015 8:31 pm

    I could do without baseball in November, but here it comes.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Soaker Oct 31,2015 8:14 am || Up

      How the season has lengthened over time:

      1957 (154 game season, final year without any transcontinental travel, postseason was World Series only):
      Opening Day: April 15
      End of regular season: September 29
      Game 7 of World Series: October 10
      Total: 179 days

      1968 (162 game season, final year of World Series only):
      Opening Day: April 10
      End of regular season: September 29
      Game 7 of World Series: October 10
      Total: 184 days

      1993 (final year of LCS/World Series only):
      Opening Day: April 5
      End of regular season: October 3
      Game 7 of World Series: October 24 (Series actually ended with Game 6 the previous day)
      Total: 203 days

      2015:
      Opening Day: April 5
      End of regular season: October 4
      Game 7 of World Series: November 4
      Total: 214 days

      It’s a diluted product, and the biggest factor is the bloating of postseason, but we’re stuck with that because of network television money. So the solution would be to cut the regular season to the vicinity of 140-144 games, but that entails each team giving up 9 to 11 home dates plus presumably a corresponding reduction in their local TV contracts.

      What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • colin Oct 31,2015 11:08 am || Up

        It’s a hard time convincing any business that they should sell less of their product.

        • ptbnl Oct 31,2015 3:12 pm || Up

          There are certainly examples of deliberate/controlled scarcity – Pliny the Elder springs most immediately to mind!

          If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
          • Soaker Oct 31,2015 3:28 pm || Up

            It’s funny to remember that Coors once played the “hard to get” card. See the plot of “Smokey and the Bandit”.

            The other thing I’ll add to my numbers is that the lengthening of the regular season from 1968 to 1993 is largely due to the abolition of scheduled doubleheaders in the late 70s-early 80s period. Since the 80s doubleheaders have usually only been played for the purpose of making up rainouts. The 1968 A’s played 17 doubleheaders; in 1993 they played 4.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Oct 31,2015 3:35 pm || Up

        The expanded postseason is a great thing, if anything it should be a few days longer in the WC or DS rounds. I’d love to see the regular season rolled back to 154 though.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  41. bear88 Oct 31,2015 6:53 pm

    The annoying thing about the Royals is that they do stupid things and it often doesn’t hurt them. Batting your one decent DH in the fifth, with two outs and a runner on first, is foolish. He even got a hit, but he’s unavailable later.

  42. sslinger Oct 31,2015 6:54 pm

    Our sojourn to the east coast is coming to an end. It’s been really great to be here, mostly to see the grandson but also just to get the flavor and the season. The weather has mostly been great, we’ve had great food and beer, and some beautiful scenery. One thing for sure – nobody here is rooting for the Mets. Too bad we didn’t get to meet up with Colin, but maybe next time. Ready for home.

    • colin Nov 1,2015 3:11 pm || Up

      Yeah, sorry that I couldn’t make it out. The good news is that I can almost see the light at the end of the tunnel, work-wise.

  43. Jennifer Oct 31,2015 8:22 pm

    Baseball. Whew.

  44. andeux Oct 31,2015 8:40 pm

    Oh no Yo.

    TINSTAAFK
  45. aardvark Nov 1,2015 1:10 am
    • bear88 Nov 1,2015 1:53 am || Up

      Bummer for him. And people who don’t like anti-gay bigotry can feel really badly for the guy.

      • Englishmajor Nov 1,2015 9:39 pm || Up

      • vignette17 Nov 2,2015 8:55 am || Up

        That sentence confused me a lot. I had to look up if Murphy was a bigot or a gay advocate. Turns out he’s a bigot.

        Which is too bad, because I’ve thought he’s been an intriguing A’s target for a while.

    • doctorK Nov 1,2015 4:13 pm || Up

      RAIDERS

    • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2015 6:25 pm || Up

      RAIDERSSSSSSZZZZ!!!!!!!

      "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
      • FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2015 6:28 pm || Up

        (by which I mean that the 75 minutes it took to get out of the lot while about to burst a kidney was well worth it.)

        This is a legit good team. So refreshing!

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Nov 1,2015 9:43 pm || Up

          The last two weeks have been a pleasure to watch. Derek Carr just might be the QB I’ve been waiting my whole life for.

          But seriously, folks...
  46. Jennifer Nov 1,2015 7:03 pm

    I hate looking at Bob Geren’s face.

    • doctorK Nov 1,2015 7:39 pm || Up

      I hate looking at Bob Geren’s face (as a manager).

  47. bear88 Nov 1,2015 7:18 pm

    Cespedes fouling the ball off himself brought back very bad memories of Jermaine Dye in Game 4 back in 2001. I doubt he can still play tonight.

  48. doctorK Nov 1,2015 7:59 pm

    This is starting to suck again.

    • andeux Nov 1,2015 8:04 pm || Up

      It’s almost like starting pitchers don’t magically acquire more stamina through pure force of will in the playoffs.

      TINSTAAFK
  49. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2015 8:02 pm

    Yeah, this is why you don’t let the home fan rabble decide about pitching changes.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • doctorK Nov 1,2015 8:08 pm || Up

      Or the starter who swears up and down he can finish the game.

  50. FreeSeatUpgrade Nov 1,2015 8:17 pm

    Heading into the 10th it is terribly clear that the Royals are about to win the Series. Sagh.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  51. Jennifer Nov 1,2015 8:36 pm

    Anyone want to go to Indiana with me this week? Naw?

  52. doctorK Nov 1,2015 9:13 pm

    FK this shit.

  53. mother pucker Nov 1,2015 9:22 pm

    I wonder what would have happened if the A’s had just beaten these assholes on that faithful late September night.

    May they go another 29 years!

  54. lenscrafters Nov 1,2015 9:24 pm

    This would be a lot more tolerable if the only team they lost to weren’t those orange clad FKers.

    • Englishmajor Nov 1,2015 9:37 pm || Up

      At least the orange-clad FKers are no longer champions of the world!

  55. Jennifer Nov 1,2015 9:39 pm

    Finally something to cheer about after a shitty week.

  56. Bed Nov 1,2015 9:42 pm

    I have so many memories of going to Royals games over the years where the stadium was dead, the baseball was bad, and it all seemed hopeless. Now, the Kansas City Royals are World Series Champions. Just amazing.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. 5Aces Nov 1,2015 10:03 pm

    We are now in a tie for First place. Throwing programs better start soon because I want to count down to pitchers and catchers.

    Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  58. ptbnl Nov 3,2015 10:23 am

    Inspired by the post title, how much do you think Cespedes’ performance lost him in future earnings?

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Future Ed Nov 4,2015 6:57 am || Up

      him and Daniel Murphy would have been better off if the mets lost to the cubs

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  59. Soaker Dec 4,2016 10:59 am

    Same deal as the one a week or so ago. I wrote the original post, “5Aces” has stolen the authorship and “MikeV” is the last to edit.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone

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