Games 135 – 137: Seattle at Oakland ← FREE KRAUT!

Games 135 – 137: Seattle at Oakland 140

As has been pointed out already, today is the anniversary of win #20.

This weekend pits two disappointing teams. Thread away, FKers.

140 thoughts on “Games 135 – 137: Seattle at Oakland

  1. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 7:10 pm

    if the jays would have scored 15 for hutchinson, they win

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  2. James V. Sep 4,2015 7:25 pm

    Burns is now 48-for-101 when putting the first pitch in play.

  3. doctorK Sep 4,2015 7:27 pm

    SLAM dah-daah-dah dah-daah-dah

  4. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 4,2015 7:27 pm

    Damn, Danny Valencia!

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  5. James V. Sep 4,2015 7:36 pm

    I know this isn’t going to help their draft position, but Valencia has been a great get so far.

    • grover Sep 4,2015 7:54 pm || Up

      He has.

      And he’ll make a wonderful trade chip this offseason to help make up for any lost draft position!

  6. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:07 pm

    good lord the mariner tv guys are boring

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  7. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:08 pm

    maybe lay off the high change ups aaron

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  8. James V. Sep 4,2015 8:10 pm

    Brooks doesn’t seem to want the win.

    • Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:14 pm || Up

      he is pitching to the score

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  9. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:15 pm

    the m’s tv guys are so boring I am going back to glen and eric

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 5:46 pm || Up

      Wait…that game was on American television?

      But seriously, folks...
  10. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:18 pm

    ….

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  11. doctorK Sep 4,2015 8:18 pm

    Venditte just doesn’t seem to be any good unless he starts an inning. Then he’s, well, OK.

  12. James V. Sep 4,2015 8:23 pm

    This game is ass.

  13. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:27 pm

    I don’t think it would have saved more than a run, maybe 2, but that outfield defense was ass

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  14. Jennifer Sep 4,2015 8:39 pm

    There gave been some fluffy scores around the league today.

  15. doctorK Sep 4,2015 8:43 pm

    At least the FKin Gnats lost again.

    • Future Ed Sep 4,2015 8:46 pm || Up

      at the beginning of the year I thought they would win 70 games. they are trying to make me look smnart

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  16. doctorK Sep 4,2015 8:52 pm

    Normally, I’d be pissed at Burns trying to steal with the team down four runs. Now, however, FK it.

    • grover Sep 4,2015 9:43 pm || Up

      And now???

      • doctorK Sep 4,2015 9:46 pm || Up

        To be honest, I took a break from the game.

        OK, now I’m pissed at him again.

      • Future Ed Sep 4,2015 9:47 pm || Up

        The outfield defense bugs me more

        I have $5. No I don\'t.
  17. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 9:21 pm

    94 for Doolittle

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
  18. Thunderbutt Sep 4,2015 9:35 pm

    Regardless of record, the M’s are at least a bigger disappointment than the A’s.

    There is always a score.
  19. Future Ed Sep 4,2015 9:38 pm

    Burns needs to be better at stealing

    I have $5. No I don\'t.
    • grover Sep 4,2015 9:44 pm || Up

      You are correct.

      Special project for Rickey next ST?

    • doctorK Sep 4,2015 9:47 pm || Up

      Speed != Good base-running

      • AV Sep 4,2015 9:56 pm || Up

        indeed. cocaine is much better for that. ask richard pryor.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  20. Englishmajor Sep 4,2015 10:02 pm

    Just got back to my sister’s from the Fair, in time for the teAse!

    • Future Ed Sep 4,2015 10:33 pm || Up

      nope. the other thing. the meltdown

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  21. ptbnl Sep 4,2015 11:13 pm

    Well that sucked, even from the front row seats.

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an A’s team this bereft of pitching.

    If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 6:15 pm || Up

      Weren’t the early Art Howe teams pretty awful at pitching….I just remember guys like John Wasdin and Doug Johns making a lot of starts.

      But seriously, folks...
      • ptbnl Sep 5,2015 10:44 pm || Up

        I moved to Oakland the year after, in ’97.

        If this is His will, He's a son of a bitch.
  22. Bed Sep 5,2015 5:45 pm

    Do the A’s play the Mariners 65 times a season?

    But seriously, folks...
  23. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2015 6:06 pm

    God, the socks. They must think no one’s watching.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 6:11 pm || Up

      Wait…so tonights’ game is on American television as well?

      But seriously, folks...
        • Bed Sep 5,2015 6:16 pm || Up

          Well, it isn’t on mine…of course I’m not sure Arkansas is still part of America.

          But seriously, folks...
  24. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2015 6:12 pm

    Seth Smith, how I’ve come to hate that empty, slack jawed face.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  25. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2015 6:14 pm

    Bullpen up before a single out is registered. And us without Ike Davis available.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
  26. Bed Sep 5,2015 6:21 pm

    I just want you folks to know I’m on a hard 180 comments count limit. I’m not sure what I’ll do when the playoffs roll around but I am coming off surgery and I have to think about the future of my commenting career.

    But seriously, folks...
  27. Bed Sep 5,2015 6:25 pm

    If the A’s just stopped showing up for games how may people would notice?

    But seriously, folks...
    • 5Aces Sep 5,2015 8:52 pm || Up

      I’ve wondered about an offshoot of this:

      Say it’s the 7th inning and you are down by 17. Why not forfeit? Save your pitchers an inning or 2, and you only lose 9-0!

      Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it? -Steve McCatty
  28. Bed Sep 5,2015 6:26 pm

    Speaking of Doug Johns…is he available to pitch?

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 6:32 pm || Up

      I really thought all this Doug Johns talk would drive traffic to the game thread.

      But seriously, folks...
  29. Bed Sep 5,2015 6:37 pm

    It’s a good thing the A’s didn’t schedule South Dakota State.

    But seriously, folks...
  30. Bed Sep 5,2015 6:38 pm

    I imagine Fosse is so depressed watching these games that he’s trying to eat himself to death with Dibs.

    But seriously, folks...
  31. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:00 pm

    Okay, we’ve given them the five runs just to make it fair…time to turn on the engines, boys.

    But seriously, folks...
  32. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:04 pm

    This game is Roger Goodell bad.

    But seriously, folks...
  33. doctorK Sep 5,2015 7:16 pm

    They said that guy who just hit his first ML home run is from Richland, WA. Given how close that is to Hanford, I’m surprised he does not have a third eye (blind or not).

    • Future Ed Sep 5,2015 7:37 pm || Up

      as I recall when I live in seattle, there was a controvery about richland or hanford’s hs football team having a mushroom cloud on their helmet

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • doctorK Sep 5,2015 8:02 pm || Up

        Back when I was in college, the physics club took a road trip to Los Alamos during spring break. My favorite souvenir was one of these bad boys. I’d wear it around the Davis campus just to piss people off.

        • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:04 pm || Up

          I wasn’t cool enough to be in the physics club at KU…this lack of coolness led to me never being able to watch The Mentalist many years later.

          But seriously, folks...
  34. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:23 pm

    Who or what is a Jason Pridie?

    But seriously, folks...
  35. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:24 pm

    New idea for Free Kraut…we shift the blog’s focus to Game of Thrones recaps and cat GIFs

    But seriously, folks...
  36. doctorK Sep 5,2015 7:28 pm

    Just in case anybody still wonders why Gags got canned …

    • grover Sep 5,2015 7:37 pm || Up

      Not watching or listening to the game. What caused that comment?

      • FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2015 7:43 pm || Up

        Wash made the correct call to hold Vogt at third.

        "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
        • Bed Sep 5,2015 7:45 pm || Up

          It’s always good to wash your gags after you use them.

          But seriously, folks...
      • doctorK Sep 5,2015 7:46 pm || Up

        Wash held Vogt at 3B instead of trying to score him from first on a double to LF. Gags would’ve sent him, with a play at the plate looming. Instead of being out of the inning, the A’s has runners at 2nd and 3rd with two outs. Butler then bounced a seeing-eye single up the middle for two runs.

        Not that it matters with our radioactive pitching right now, but it sure is nice seeing the base coach make good decisions instead of just sending everybody.

        • grover Sep 5,2015 8:00 pm || Up

          Thanks. And I endorse good decisions.

          • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:02 pm || Up

            I endorse bad decisions…I also endorse Donald Trump…these two things seem related.

            But seriously, folks...
            • Jennifer Sep 5,2015 8:17 pm || Up

              I’m going to be in Arkansas in late October. You’ll need to find some place else to go. Arkansas can’t handle that much awesomeness in the same borders at once.

              • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:18 pm || Up

                Hmm…the good news is I’m taking a week long trip to lovely Houston Texas in October so the state may be saved depending on when you’re coming down.

                But seriously, folks...
                • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:22 pm || Up

                  What are you coming down for?

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Jennifer Sep 5,2015 8:23 pm || Up

                  Concert. Duh.

                • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:25 pm || Up

                  I figured…who are you seeing and where?

                  But seriously, folks...
                • Jennifer Sep 5,2015 8:26 pm || Up

                  The Avett Brothers. Jonesboro.

                • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:29 pm || Up

                  I’ve driven through there…I’m not that familiar with that part of the state though…that’s a concert I’d like to see.

                  But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 7:39 pm || Up

      I assume Gags refers to the Alvin Dark firing.

      But seriously, folks...
  37. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:30 pm

    Another SeaBass FG and we got this sucker tied.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Sep 5,2015 7:40 pm || Up

      now its a 2 possession game

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Sep 5,2015 7:42 pm || Up

        We need to get the running game going to set up some play action passes.

        But seriously, folks...
      • AV Sep 5,2015 8:53 pm || Up

        i’m not that good at math, but i think this rounds down to 9/5 of the law.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:55 pm || Up

          Well, Ed is a well known expert in law so I think the answer here is Cleveland.

          But seriously, folks...
  38. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:33 pm

    The A’s being awful has allowed fans to catch up on other endeavors such as watching Netflix, boating, building life sized Gene Nelson statues out of human hair.

    But seriously, folks...
  39. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:36 pm

    New idea for Free Kraut…we shift the blog’s focus to becoming a dating site for fans of Adam West.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Sep 5,2015 7:42 pm || Up

      swipe right, or was it left?

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
  40. FreeSeatUpgrade Sep 5,2015 7:40 pm

    Edgar Martinez’s eyes look like they are focusing separately.

    "Kraut will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no kraut."
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:17 pm || Up

      This made post made the Bette Davis’ Eyes song come into my head…so thanks for that.

      But seriously, folks...
  41. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:43 pm

    Only one more Sunday without football…cue Ode to Joy.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 7:51 pm || Up

      Only 14 more A’s games vs the Mariners this season…cue Ode to Joy

      But seriously, folks...
  42. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:56 pm

    I’m down for a Jaws remake if they use claymation.

    But seriously, folks...
    • AV Sep 5,2015 8:57 pm || Up
      *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
      • Bed Sep 5,2015 9:00 pm || Up

        AV wins the game thread by a whole bunch.

        But seriously, folks...
        • sslinger Sep 5,2015 11:14 pm || Up

          Seconded. But I will also add here that Jaws is one of my all-time favorite movies. It is one of the few that I can watch at any time.

      • James V. Sep 6,2015 8:11 am || Up

        FK Ebonka and Molly.

        • AV Sep 6,2015 9:40 am || Up

          lol

          *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
  43. Bed Sep 5,2015 7:58 pm

    New idea for Free Kraut…we shift the blog’s focus to an animated visual breakdown of the life and times of Doug Johns.

    But seriously, folks...
  44. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:16 pm

    I’m just hoping to make Free Kraut’s 53 person roster at this point. I feel like I’ve had a good preseason and with Jesus on my side I think I’ll make the team. If not at least I have that $1.5 million bonus nevermoor gave me to sign…and I hear the Eagles blog Free Cheesesteak is looking for a third string poster.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Future Ed Sep 5,2015 8:18 pm || Up

      we are pretty deep at nonsense talkers.

      i am rooting for you though buddy

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Bed Sep 5,2015 8:19 pm || Up

        God willing things will go my way.

        But seriously, folks...
  45. doctorK Sep 5,2015 8:20 pm

    You know nothing, Jon Snow!

  46. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:20 pm

    I’ve got a week in Texas in October and then four days in LA in November…hitting all the garden spots. I hear Akron is on the table for December.

    But seriously, folks...
  47. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:25 pm

    My family is finally coming back from Hawaii on Tuesday…I’ve got a beard down to my nipples and I’ve lived off of nothing but Red Vines and Mountain Dew since they left.

    But seriously, folks...
  48. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:31 pm

    I’m eating Beer Nuts for some reason. I’ll work this into my Doug Johns fan fiction somehow.

    But seriously, folks...
  49. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:38 pm

    I went out and got the mail…I was worried I was going to miss so many comments that I would lose my way in the thread.

    But seriously, folks...
  50. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:43 pm

    New idea for Free Kraut…we shift the blog’s focus to a site for people to learn how to use their AOL email.

    But seriously, folks...
  51. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:46 pm

    I think the A’s have lost all three game threads I’ve been in this season so clearly this disaster is all my fault…well, me and Gags.

    But seriously, folks...
  52. Bed Sep 5,2015 8:56 pm

    I’m down for a Showgirls remake if they use claymation.

    But seriously, folks...
    • Bed Sep 5,2015 9:04 pm || Up

      Well…I’m waiting AV…where’s the link for the claymation Showgirls remake?

      But seriously, folks...
      • AV Sep 5,2015 9:10 pm || Up

        i swear i looked. google let us down.

        *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
        • Bed Sep 5,2015 9:12 pm || Up

          Have you considered using Bing? Just kidding, nobody ever considers using Bing.nn1

          But seriously, folks...
          • AV Sep 5,2015 9:14 pm || Up

            i’m going back to altavista as long as they kept their logo the same.

            *i’m* AV. alex vause. put this loon in psych before she hurts someone.
            • Bed Sep 5,2015 9:16 pm || Up

              I’m waiting for GeoCities to make a comeback I had over 1,200 posts there about VORP.

              But seriously, folks...
              • Future Ed Sep 5,2015 9:22 pm || Up

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                I have $5. No I don\'t.
                • Bed Sep 5,2015 9:24 pm || Up

                  Things you can count on…the sun rising in the East, Doug Johns being dead sexy, and Future Ed posting a link to a song I’ve never heard of.

                  But seriously, folks...
  53. Bed Sep 5,2015 9:05 pm

    I feel like chicken or waffles but not chicken and waffles.

    But seriously, folks...
  54. Bed Sep 5,2015 9:06 pm

    If you comment in this game thread you automatically qualify for $50 in credit with Fingerhut.

    But seriously, folks...
  55. Bed Sep 5,2015 9:07 pm

    So to recap…Doug Johns, Beer Nuts, and Jennifer is much cooler than the A’s.

    But seriously, folks...
  56. Bed Sep 5,2015 9:07 pm

    At 58-77 the A’s really better turn it up a notch if they want to win a 100 games this year.

    But seriously, folks...
  57. Bed Sep 5,2015 9:10 pm

    This A’s season has been so bad if they ever make a movie version of it Nic Cage will surely be the star.

    But seriously, folks...
  58. Soaker Sep 6,2015 3:39 pm

    Yeah, that’s the season in a nutshell.

    What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
    • Future Ed Sep 6,2015 7:31 pm || Up

      wait, phegley was catching when I left

      I have $5. No I don\'t.
      • Soaker Sep 6,2015 7:57 pm || Up

        Really bad timing for him. It was pretty much:

        “You want me to move to catcher, Bob? OK”
        (grabs mitt)
        (squats)
        BOOM

        What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
        • Future Ed Sep 6,2015 8:14 pm || Up

          is that why there was a guy i never heard of catching later?

          I have $5. No I don\'t.
          • Soaker Sep 6,2015 8:22 pm || Up

            Yes, it was about as bad an episode of that as I can remember.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
          • Englishmajor Sep 6,2015 10:53 pm || Up

            It’s Chicken Stanley’s stepson! (the real Chicken Stanley, not our Chickie)

        • James V. Sep 6,2015 10:59 pm || Up

          I can only assume Vogt was not wearing a cup when he was in the field, then he went behind the plate without putting one on.

          • Glorious Mundy Sep 6,2015 11:22 pm || Up

            So not in a nutshell then.

          • Soaker Sep 7,2015 12:28 pm || Up

            It crossed my mind, but Vogt had finished 10 games for Phegley prior to yesterday so the position switch wouldn’t be unanticipated. If you’re a non-idiot who might enter the game at catcher I don’t think you ever leave the clubhouse naked.

            What I discovered Blew. My. Mind. -- Pat Boone
            • James V. Sep 7,2015 1:06 pm || Up

              Yeah, it makes sense. I’ve just never seen someone react that strongly to a cup shot.

  59. batgirl Sep 6,2015 4:09 pm

    What may be the worst development is that I heard Ken drop a “the reality is” on the pre-game yesterday.nn1

  60. Jennifer Sep 6,2015 6:07 pm

    @Soaker – ha! You said nutshell.

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